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Funny staff from Cabdulle Geedanaar.

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ussrc

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 09:13 am
Don't blame me if u don't understand!!!!

waxaa wada sheekeystay nin Tuug ah iyo nin Sheikh ah oo midba camalkiisa ku soo wareeray doonayana in uu badalo. Shiiqa wuxuu doonayaa in uu tuug noqdo, tuugana shiiq. waraysigoodiina sidan ayuu isugu dhacay:
Sheeq: Nin dameero qunsaaya
maro deegta u saaran
isgoon ku dayeyn
maka duufi taqaan

Tuug: Waaka duufi aqaane
adigu duqaan iqabaahi
yuusan naagkale qaadan
quraankeed ma taqaan.

sh. "Quraan'aa haygu sheegin. taankasoomaray!"
"maxaa dhacay?" ayuu su'aalay tuugii.

sh: Qamiistaan qamiisteedi
aan duqdoo qandha haysa
qidmo saar inya maagay
oon maan qamiis kudhameeyay
oon waxna sii qulqulaayo
duqdiyaa qaaq tiriyoo
qurtaa eebe ka gooyay
cidiyaa iskuqoontoo
aney ii qabsadheen
sdi qool dhulka yaalay
qoorta laygu galshana
quraan dambe unoqomaahe
qashqashaad iyo tuugo
aanse qaab u aqaane
mayla qaraabankarnaa?

Tuugi: "anna tuuganimo haygu sheegin" ayuu yir tuugii.
waxuuna ku bilaabay:

======end of part one========================
by: ussrc

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Man

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 05:04 pm
You crack me upppp!!!!man am still laughing....
tell me prt2..

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Ceelbuur

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 12:22 am
Fadlan qeybta labaad !!!!!!!1
Waa sheeko qosol badan.

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Bro. M.C

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 05:53 am
wooooooow man that was the funniest thing I have seen, since I start comming here. Pls let us hear the rest of them.

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IIDOOR

Friday, March 16, 2001 - 10:05 am
War waxaad qortay Soomaali ma aha,
ee Soomaali sooqor .
Hadalkaas waa kii Moooryaanta ee maha kiid gobta (DAAROOD) iyo Duriyada (ISAAQ)

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HAR

Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 11:18 am
Walee waa yaab dadkan somalida wada sheeganaya ee hadana is fahmi la. walahi qosol daayoo maan fahmin ninkani wuxuu sheegayo(honestly) qamiis what hell is that. anyway iam not saying he is bad or mine is better but can't understand.

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layla

Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 12:19 pm
i can't read somali could you translate for me thanx

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layla

Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 08:57 am
fucking farax

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Warcadde

Monday, March 19, 2001 - 12:27 pm
Waa salaamantahay Mr. USSRC

Saaxiib ha u bixin dadkaan wax ay af-soomaali ka yaqaaniin iyo wax ay rag ka yaqaaniin midna lama
arkee soow adigii u afeeftay ma aha may intaa ku qancaan haday fahmi waayeen xageey ka waalan yihiin.
waar ninku intuusan sheekada bilaabin buu wuxuu qoray( Don't blame me if u don't understand!!!!)
Horaana soomaalidu u tiri koleey waxba ka garanmaysaane{{aqalkaaga hortiisana ood wayn baa la dhigtaa hadalkaaga hortiisana afeef baa la dhigtaa}} ninka faraha ka qaada ama magiciisaan ku cayrsanaynaa dhaha..

saaxiib fadlan sheekada noo dhamaystir.

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usscr

Monday, March 19, 2001 - 01:32 pm
warcade:
Aad iyo aad baad umahadsantahay saaxiib. waxaa kaloo mahad mudan:- Bro. MC, man iyo ceelbuur.QAYBTA LABAAD WAXAAD KA EEGTAAN BOGA CINWAANKIISU YAHAY CABDULLE G.-BY-USC.
inta kalana lahadli maay exept Har.
haddaad qamiis garanwayday oo aad garato thursday oo aadna Soomaali sheeganeyso "ur stupid muthafucker" labajirka qurbaha kudhashay ayaa yaqaana todobada maalmood.

usc

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Anonymous

Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 07:45 am
Loooooooool, part two pleaseeeeee.

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