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Jama and his j:)b at 7-11 seven eleven

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Shellman

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 04:04 pm
Yo there was this somalina dude right. and he has been looking for a job for a while now, but he finaly got job at 7-11 in washington DC. working at nite shift and he was so excited about it just like every body else. After 2 weeks he notice some thing. he realized they can't sell Alcohol after mid-nite but his customers mostly Spanic people would appreciated if they could find any alcohal at any time at nite B4 they go to bed. so Jama ( the somalina dude )decided to take the mater in his hand and made a deal with Spanic customers he told them they can add the money togather and came at 1.00 am. so they did so . he told them to wait outside. and he went inside grab a black trash bag and put in there 6 cases of beer and took it outside pretending that he is taking the grabage out. that Nite every thing wen smooth like Jama planed.However. YO know Spanic ppl every one told everyone else and b4 you know next nite there was 65 spanics 33 Female and 32 males.wanted to make deal with him

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jack

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 04:16 pm
ha ha haa

but you forget 1 thing the sell of alcohol is restricted after 2am not midnight

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WALALO

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 04:18 pm
SHELLMAN AKA TORTOISEKLAN DIS JOKE AIN'T FUN N' PLIZ DON'T MAKE FUN OF HISPANICS PPLE, U KNOW THEY ARE BETTER THAN U'R COUSINS IN GALKACYO.

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Zaynab

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 04:47 pm
to shellman
that was damn funny bro. shellman i like your style and how you say your story. I wish I could see you in person. bro do you have a girlfriend or your just the rest of them playing his game. Peace keep the good job you are the funeist nigga

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SALSA69

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 11:44 am
DAMN GIRL! THE BROTHER IS TELLING A JOKE NOT LOOKING FOR WOMEN! AND DON'T WORRY U WILL A FIND MR. CHARMING THAT WON'T PLAY ON U ENVENUALLY JUST HOLD TIGHT ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT AND DREAM ABOUT DISTENATION CAUSE THAT IS WHERE U MEN IS AT!!!!

WALALO WHAT DOES YOUR DUMBASS HAVE AGANIST PEOPLE IN GALKACYO! U ARE KISSASS TO THE MIXICANS!!!!

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WALALO

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 07:13 pm
SALSA, DO U KNOW THAT SALSA IS THE NAME GIVEN TO HEMAPHYRODITE IN ARGENTINA,PLIZ DIGG DEM BOOKS BE4 U SHOP FOR A FAKE ASS CHEAP ASS NO NAME NICKNAME.BY THE WAY DID U'R FOLKS IN GALKACYO SURVIVE FOOT AND MOUTH DISEASE THAT IS REALLY MAKING 'EM PUT THEIR FOOT WHERE THEIR MOUTH CAN C.

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