site-wide search

SomaliNet Forums: Archives

This section is online for reference only. No new content will be added. no deletion either...

Go to Current Forums ...with millions of posts

HELP ME PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Ila Qosol - Jokes (Current): HELP ME PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

WORRIED GIRL

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 04:05 am
HI GUYS

I HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM, I THINK MY MAN IS GAY, WE HAVE BEING CHECKING EACH OTHER FOR ABOUT ONE YEAR, AND I NEVER REALLY REALIZED AT FIRST BUT HE HAS BEEN ACTING REALLY FEMININE LATELY, HE ALWAYS JUMPS AT THE CHANCE OF GOING SHOPPING WITH ME, AND ALWAYS KNOWS THE LATEST FASHION FOR WOMEN. WE RECENTLY WENT TO SEE A FILM IT WAS ONE OF THOSE ROMANTIC FILMS FOR GIRLS, AND HE STARTED CRYING THIS IS REALLY STRANGE FOR A YOUNG SOMALI MAN LIKE HIM. BUT AROUND HIS FRIENDS HE ACTS ALL BIG AND TOUGH LIKE HE IS THE MANNN. PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T WANT MY MAN TO TURN INTO RU-PAUL.

PEACE AND LOVE
WORRIED GIRL

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

FAISA

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 04:18 am
GIRL U R CRAZY, U NEED TO GET RID OF THIS GUY

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

L & M

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 04:28 am
GET THE FUKK OUT OF HERE, YOU BITCH,,,,

THIS IS THE JOKE SECTION, READ B4 YOU POST YOUR SHITT ON THIS PAGE...

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Platinum

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 04:52 am
CALL DR.RUTH.....

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

SHELLMAN

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 06:01 pm
Girl, Iam realy speechless, Don't know what to tell you but to ask you this question IS THE NIGGA TAPING YOU LIKE A MAN SUPPOSE TO BE DOING 2 U ? where in the world do yo'll live LOndon or Sanfransico? never heard this kind •••• in our somalian community but some how I knew LOndon was ganna change some of yoll. Hey girl leave that individual a lone and find a dog, a realy dog for your self alright. write to MR. SHRINK MAY BE HE COULD GIVE U AND IDEA WHERE TO GO FROM HERE.

ANOTHER IDEA TAKE THAT GRILFRIEND OF YOURS TO BRIDGE OVER LONDON AND PARIS AND DROP HIM IN THERE. I AIN'T GANA SAY ••••,

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Anonymous

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 10:20 pm
girl u must be blind or stupid how the hell can u not know if ur is gay or not i think u r chatting aload of •••• and wasting peoples time in giving u advice u dunb arse

p.s. see u at h... (cat)

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

FARAH

Friday, March 16, 2001 - 06:45 am
LISTEN HE IS NOT GAY OK SO CUT THE CRUP I KNOW HIM I KNOW WHO YOU TALKING ABOUT AND PLEASE DO NOT CREAT UGLY SITUITION IN OUR COMMINITY. ACUUDU BILAHI MINA SHAYDAANI RAJIIM DON'T EVEN GO THERE PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
FARAH
YO GIRL IF U NEED A REAL MAN COME TO SOUTHALL MARFISH I GIVE U EVERYTHING U NEED PS IN THE BED
FROM FARAHS FRIEND WABLOW

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

ROCKMAN

Friday, March 16, 2001 - 07:56 am
There you have your answer. Shellman said it all. Take him to the bed and see if he can rock you like a man should. If you don't know how a real man should , leave your # behind and I'll show you how it is done

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

LONDON_RUDEBOYZ

Friday, March 16, 2001 - 10:34 am
YO WABLOW AGAIN WOORIEDGIRL YOUR MAN IS A GAY WALAALO SOME COME TO ME IF U WANT REAL THINGS
YO FARAH HOLD IT UP BREGIN

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Anonymous

Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 10:43 pm
salaam
walaalayaal waxaa la yaabanahay ma anaa waalan mise dadka waxyaalaha xun xun xuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun ee gaalada qaarkoodba ka xishoodan ka hadla ee halkan ku soo qora, walaalayaal waxaan u maleynayaa dadkan soomaali maaha, horta ma u fiirsateen markasta oo wax xun la soo qoro ingiriis baa lagu soo qoraa, siday u hadlaana waa sida dadka talk show yada yimaado u hadlaan waa wax aan qof somali ka suuroowin oo maskaxdiisa ku soo dhicin.
TO: WORRIED GRIL
ILAAHAY KA BAQ , IAAHAYGII KU ABUURAY KA BAQ OO ISKA DAA SIDA GAALADA AAD U FAKARAYSID, HAADAAD SOOMAALI TAHAY CAR CAR CARRRRRRRRRRRR AF SOMAALI KU SOO QOR IN TAA KOR KU SOO SHEEGTAY , HADAY DHACDO IN AAD SOOMAALI NOQOTIDNA WAXAA KU DHAHAA ILAAHAY HA KU SOO HADEEYO.

NABADGALYO

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Master

Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 12:44 pm
where was ur feelings when u fall for this gay, i though u gals can sniff something the men can't sniff naa mean sis, i feel really shi***t talking abou this boy(gay) friend u have, listen this is wat u need to do, first u must know if he is really gay feel me, like take him to your rooom and say babe give it to me, if he does give it to you in good way then he is insant, some man got the act like women but the shag like a man, there is nothing is wrong with a man crying, i cried too but not for long when i seen that movie called titanic, the seenking ship, if he turns out to be gay then invite him to your house after that tell him "waaaaaaaaaaaz uuuuuuuuuuuuup geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet ooooooooooooooooout u f*ucking queeer loook for ur own dhelada kunashay was dhacalaa kugo taalee"

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

ISMAHAAN

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 04:46 am
OH MY GOD......I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.
WORRIED GIRL, SORRY TO SAY BUT YOU'RE
ONE DUMB BITCH.
MAYBE, YOU TURNED HIM GAY.......
(ever think of that)
.......MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE
EXTREMELY UGLY.
ANYWAYS, STOP GIVING THE GUY A BAD REP.
YOU IGNORANT BITCH.

1 LUV ISSY

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

deeq

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 05:48 am
to ismahan your another fucking peech.why are you insulted the woried girl also your missing aman and you runing after jamaican yeesmaaaan.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

ISMAHAAN

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 06:10 am
Deeq-----walaalo
If you're going to make fun of me
at least try to make sense.
I insulted worried girl because she
is a skank, and because she is trying
to give that poor guy a bad name.

You're probably "Worried Girl"
So don't try to change names,
I know what you are up to.

By the way what's "PEECH"
I think you meant "Bitch"

OH AND THERE ARE TOO MANY SOMALI GUYS AROUND,
FOR ME TO GO TO A JAMAICAN.

1 LUV ISSY :) :) :)

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

THE_PIMP

Friday, March 23, 2001 - 01:04 pm
man thats some sick ass shitt for real where did you find these nigger in S-F or what state are you guys in hey girl i can tell you advice get your •••• on with other niguz but when you get home don't give the faget anypussy aigh't
is there a somalian gay for REALZ..
i feel so sad for you marrying a gay-lord
damnnn you should buy you a DILDO.. for real
to get you OFF..
you know what i am saying.... holler back

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

LONDON RUDEBOYZ

Friday, March 23, 2001 - 04:41 pm
YO THE FAGOT WHO IS MESSING WITH ISMAHAN IS THAT U THE FAGOT WOORIED BITCH IS TALKING ABOUT AND NEXT TIME WRITE PROPPER ENGLISH U ••• BASTARDS LIKE U I BLAZE THEM AIGHT ISMAHAN SLAP THE BITCH DEEQ OR SHALL I SAY DEEQA HAAHAHAHAH ONE LOVE SOMALILAND

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

sweet chic

Friday, March 23, 2001 - 07:34 pm
worried girl,girl u need to ask him.If you like him enough to know the truth then ask him.And another thing if u think somalinet is helpful think again.And girl there's nothing wrong with a man impressing his girl.If he acts different infront of his friends,and another way when his with u,then it's nothing but the fact he wants to impress u.And one thing, are there somali gay guys? come on.Are boys can do better.so girl take my advice.

peace love sweet dixon chic

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Waalo

Friday, March 23, 2001 - 10:03 pm
worried gal,,,try to give him the ass if he hit it then no doubt he is faggot if not then stick with him,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

@toronto.dixon

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

samiya

Saturday, March 24, 2001 - 03:35 am
worried girl u r sooo funny how can u not know the man u r with is not gay? like people said dont waste our time. and ismahaan u go girl.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

MALIK

Saturday, March 24, 2001 - 04:49 am
YEP ISMAHAN YOU GET IT BABY SURE U DID I LIKED THE PART OF WHICH YOU MENTION TOO MANY SOMALIMAN AROUND YOU
NO JAMAICANS COULD EVER COME NEAR OUR QUEENS IST'N THAT RIGHT BOYS AND KOSOVANS I HATE THEM

WORRIED GIRL YOUR SO WRONG BABY AND I CAN GRANTEE THAT THERE IS NO SOMALIGAY WOULD WAST HIS TIME WITH A FAMELE THEY HIDE THEMSELVES SO PLZ AND PLEASE DO NOT DISTROY THE GUY'S REPUTATION HIS DEFANTLY NOT A GAY.


MALIK

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

PLAYA HATER

Saturday, March 24, 2001 - 04:56 am
MALIK U CHATING LIKE A GAL BRO
PUT A FORCE ON YOUR WORDS
AND STOP CHATING LIKE A
BIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Anonymous

Saturday, March 24, 2001 - 06:27 pm
WORRIED GIRL
THIS IS ALL I HAVE TO TELL U GURL HE ISNT GAY
HE IS JUST COMFORTABLE WITH U AND HE IS TRYING TO SHOW U HE CARES, GURL U IS LUCKY CAUSE I LOVE SENSATIVE GUYS, GURL DONT LISTEN TO THESE PPL AIGHT.
PEACE

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

WORRIED GIRL

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 02:53 am
HEY GUYS

I WAS ONLY ASKING 4 ADVICE ON WHAT I SHOULD DO, AND U SOMALIAN PEOPLE START DISSING ME, NONE OF U ARE IN MY POSITION AND DON'T KNOW HOW IM FEELING.
U GUYS R ACTING LIKE IM DESTROYING HIS REPUTATION BUT DID I MENTION HIS NAME NO, SO STOP DISSING AND START GIVING SOME ADVICE.

P.S ISMAHAAN FIRST OF ALL I AIN'T UGLY AND SECONDLY I AIN'T IGNORANT SO PLEAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ GET A GRIP AND A LIFE WHILE YOUR AT IT

P.P.S SWEET CHICK THANKS 4 YOUR ADVICE

PEACE AND LOVE WORRIED GIRL

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Querbasher

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 09:45 am
FINGER HIS MOUTH IF HE LIKES IT BUMP Him

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

SAMIRA

Wednesday, March 28, 2001 - 12:35 am
THIS GOES OUT TO ISMAHAN

GIRL U NEED TO GET A LIFE U DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT.
WHAT GIVES U THE RIGHT TO DISS THIS POOR GIRL LIKE THAT, HAVE U NO SHAME.
SHE CAME HERE TO HER BROTHER'S AND SISTER'S FOR ADVICE AND ALL U CAN DO IS DISS HER.
U HAVE NO RIGHT TO DISS HER AND DISRESPECT HER LIKE THAT.
AT THE END OF THE DAY WE ARE WHAT WE ARE AND NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO JUDGE US EXCEPT ALLAH.

WORRIED GIRL ALL I CAN SAY IS KEEP YOUR HEAD UP AND DON'T LISTEN OR PAY ATTENTION TO ANYONE WHO DISRESPECTS U. I REALLY DON'T THINK THIS GUY IS GAY. I THINK HE HAS A SENSITIVE SIDE TO HIM AND I DON'T THINK U SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT ANYTHING AT ALL. U SHOULD BE REALLY LUCKY THAT HIS HAS A SENTIVE SIDE BECAUSE U DON'T GET SENTIVES GUYS THESE DAY'S.
IF HE WAS GAY I DON'T THINK HE WOULD BE STICKING AROUND SO .DON'T WORRY AND KEEP IT REAL GIRLFRIEND

LUV SAMIRA

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

2FACE

Wednesday, March 28, 2001 - 10:12 pm
MAN GET A LIFE AND STOP MAKING THIS STUPID CASES.

YOU MIGHT BE ENJOYING ALL THE REACTIONS THAT YOU

ARE GETTING BUT...........GET A LIFE.

TO:
"WORRIED GIRL" BY THE WAR THAT'S A STUPIED NAME..

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Anonymous

Monday, April 02, 2001 - 01:53 am
LOOK AT YOURS IDIOT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Anonymous

Monday, April 02, 2001 - 03:00 am
THIS GOES OUT TO WORRIED GIRL,IS YOU STUPID
OR WHAT, YOU FOOL BITCH WHAT WERE YOU
THINKING WHEN YOU FALL FOR THIS MAN,
ANYWAY THAT IS IF HE IS WHAT YOU SAID HE IS.

PEACE N LOVE

Feel like posting? Pleaase click here for the list of current forums.