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Off da wall comedy//Mursl

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Mursal

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 10:30 am
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" he asked.

"Oh, Bill, you didn't," she said.

"Yes, I did," he told her.

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" she asked.

"Oh... she got fired too."

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L & M

Friday, March 16, 2001 - 06:29 am
qax,qax,qax

Keep it upppppp dude!!!!!!@!@@@@@@

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Lady.M

Friday, March 16, 2001 - 10:15 am
............Bro u were supposed 2 keep ur jokes clean and funny............What happened?

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Anonymous

Friday, March 16, 2001 - 03:07 pm
loser

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Anonymous

Monday, March 19, 2001 - 10:31 am
man that was funny

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killer

Monday, March 19, 2001 - 08:15 pm
Mursal.

That was funny. keep the jokes coming.

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Mursal

Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 03:12 am
Lady M;

If you think about it, there is nothing dirty about this joke. But I will try to keep'em clean.

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