     Mowliid | Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 03:54 pm
I hope you guys would love these jokes about the differences between men and women.
Here are some facts about the gender differences and what the women need to know why men act this way.
1. why do men like to love at first sight, or any girL they talk to?
A. It saves as a lot of time.
2. how men sort their laundry?
A. Very dirty, and dirt but wearable.
3. how women sort their laundry?
A. very clean, clean but washable.
4. how women shop?
a. they pay $2 for things that are $4, but they
never use them.
5. how men shop?
A.they pay $4 for things that are $2 and use them.
6. Who is successfull man?
A. a man who makes more than what his woman spends.
7. Who is successfull woman?
A. A single 50 years old women and never married.
8. When women dressup?
A. When she is going for shopping, gardening, work, taking garbage out, answering the phone
and etc.
9. When men dressup?
A. for wedding and sometimes for funeral if there is enough time.
10. What are the things in man's bathroom?
A. only 6 items, soup, toothbrush, a comp, razer, in some cases a shaving cream, and a towel from holiday In, the hotel he slep on his honey moon.
11. What item found in women's bathroom?
A. at least 337 item, such as Diana cream, shaving glue, and etc. |
