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MAD COW DISEASE.....FUNNY STUFF.........PLEASE READ

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Shaadaa

Friday, March 16, 2001 - 07:21 pm
A female TV reporter went to have an interview
with a farmer
seeking the

main cause of Mad Cow disease.

The Lady: - Good evening Sir, we are here to
collect
information about
the reason that causes Mad Cow Disease. Do you
have any idea
what might
be
the reason?
The Farmer stared at the reporter and said:
Do you know that the bull f**** the cow once a
year?
The Lady (getting embarrassed): - Well sir, that's
a new
piece of
information,
but what's the relation between this phenomenon
and Mad Cow
disease?
The Farmer: - Well Madam, do you know that we milk
the cow
four times a
day?

The Lady: - Sir, this is really valuable
information, but
what about
getting
to the point?
The Farmer: - I am getting to the point Madam.
Just imagine,
if I was
playing with your tits four times a day and
f****** you once
a year,
wouldn't you get mad?

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SMOCKY

Friday, March 16, 2001 - 11:52 pm
HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA WQ WQ WQ WQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ YO THIS IS DA BOMB I MEAN BQ BQ BQ BQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ WHAT ABOUT FOOT AND MOUTH DISEASE?

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ONE DAMN GOOD LOOKIN SISTA

Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 11:15 am
LOL YO KEEP UP DA G:):)D WORK
PEACE

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MALIK

Saturday, March 24, 2001 - 06:11 am
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW QAX QAX QAX QAX QAX QAX
THAT WAS A JAKE FANTASTIC
LOOKING FORWARD TO SEE FOOT AND MOUTH JOKE AS WELL

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Anonymous

Sunday, March 25, 2001 - 08:03 am
ohhh THat was Funnnnnnnnnnny wallahay keeeeeeeep it uppp

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Mursal

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 05:07 am
This was the funniest joke I have read thus far,
You can't imagine how hard I laughed while reading your joke. thanx

But keep'em coming you hear....

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dhexyar2001

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 05:14 am
oooooooooooooooooooooooooh man that made me laugh yo, lol keep up man thanks.
n hey what about foot n mouth disease? u have to come up with something pls, can't wait!! lol

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