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DON'T LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!!1111

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SUPAFLY

Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 12:32 am
Sorry for this to be long but It's a lesson!!

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."
So, he sat down and wrote, "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But, the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Julie. But, the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom.

Lesson of the day: Don't lie to your mother.

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SeD...

Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 11:11 pm
ahahahah..This is a good Joke:).hahaha

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somali princess

Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 11:44 pm
that was a good joke thanks for taking the time out to share it with us.

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SUPAFLY

Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 11:47 pm
U R both welcome and thanx for the your time!!!
I guess it's the only thing that this place was ment for which is jokes and ppl are writting just anything that comes into their minds...thanx again..

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Mursal

Monday, March 19, 2001 - 10:34 am
I like that..man yu got a good sense of humor plz keep it coming. ppl like you are making come back to the joke section..

Thanks

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