     DHOORE | Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 07:03 pm
Two guys are flying to Pittsburgh. Him and his
buddy go up to get their tickets at the front
desk at the airport. When the get to the desk,
this chick with the biggest tits they've ever
seen turns around.
The guy, amazed, fumbles over his words and asks
her "I’d like 2 pickets to Tittsburg." He was
very embarrassed and continue to apologize to
her.
She informed him that it happened all the time
and just laughed. When him and his buddy got
their tickets, they took off towards the plane,
snickering all the way.
When the guy got his seat on the plane, he began
chuckling to himself again. The man he was
sitting next to on the plane asked him what he
was laughing about. He told the guy what he had
done and the man started laughing.
Then the man said "that's pretty funny, in fact
the same thing happened to me this morning when I
sat down to eat breakfast with my wife. I looked
across the table at her and in my head I wanted
to ask her to pass the Post Toasties when out of
my mouth came, 'Hey you fucking bitch, you ruined
my life!" |
