     spike | Friday, March 23, 2001 - 01:46 pm
DRUNKEN DUDE
THERE WAS A GUY IN A BAR ONE NIGHT THAT GOT REALLY DRUNK, I MEAN REALLY,
REALLY, REALLY DRUNK. WHEN THE BAR CLOSED HE GOT UP TO GO HOME. AS HE
STUMBLED OUT THE DOOR HE SAW A NUN WALKING ON THE SIDEWALK. SO HE
STUMBLED OVER TO THE NUN AND PUNCHED HER IN THE FACE. WELL THE NUN WAS
REALLY SURPRISED BUT BEFORE SHE COULD DO OR SAY ANYTHING HE PUNCHED HER
AGAIN. THIS TIME SHE FELL DOWN AND HE STUMBLED OVER TO HER AND KICKED
HER IN THE BUTT, THEN HE PICKED HER UP AND THREW HER INTO A WALL. BY
THIS TIME THE NUN WAS PRETTY WEAK AND COULDN'T MOVE VERY MUCH. SO THEN
HE STUMBLED OVER TO HER, PUT HIS FACE RIGHT NEXT TO HERS AND
SAID.......... "NOT VERY FUCKIN' STRONG TONIGHT, ARE YOU BATMAN?" |
