     spike | Friday, March 23, 2001 - 01:55 pm
Beware Of The Following Viruses:
> >>
> >> Ellen Degeneres virus........Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC.
> >>
> >> Monica Lewinsky virus........Sucks all the memory out of your
> > computer.
> >>
> >> Titanic virus................Makes your whole computer go down.
> >>
> >> Disney virus.................Everything in the computer goes Goofy.
> >>
> >> Mike Tyson virus.............Quits after one byte.
> >>
> >> Prozac virus.......Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't
> care.
> >>
> >> Lorena Bobbit virus..........Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch
> > floppy.
> >>
> >> Woody Allen virus....By-passes the motherboard and turns on a 20
> >> daughter card.
> >>
> >> Joey Buttafuoco virus........Only attacks minor files.
> >>
> >> Spice Girl virus....Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.
> >>
> >> Ronald Reagan virus..........Saves your data, but forgets where it is
> >> stored.
> >>
> >> Dr. Kevorkian virus.....Searches your hard drive for old files and
> >> deletes them.
> >>
> >> Oprah Winfrey virus..........Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks
> > to 80MB and then slowly expands to 300MB.
> >>
> >> AT&T virus...Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are
> >> getting.
> >>
> >> MCI virus.....Every 3 minutes it reminds you that you're paying too
> >> much for the AT&T virus.
> >>
> >> Arnold Schwarzenegger virus...Terminates and stays resident. It'll
> > be back.
> >>
> >> Viagra virus.....Expands your hard drive while putting too much
> >> pressure on your zip drive.
> >>
> >> Then there is the Clinton PC. It has a six inch hard drive and no
> >> memory. |
