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Joke of the year

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Anonymous

Saturday, March 24, 2001 - 07:51 am
One day I man was walking on the street he saw i man with leather clothes on and he said hey why are you wearning leather in the summer, and the man with the leather clothes sayes go ask your wife.
hahahahahahahah

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ANONOYMOUS HATER

Saturday, March 24, 2001 - 08:21 am
U CANT WRITE MOTHERFUCKER
DAT DONT MAKE SENCE
U R FOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL

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FATAL

Saturday, March 24, 2001 - 08:34 am
A SOMALIAN WOMAN CAME INTO KFC SHOP , SHE MUST'VE BEEN AROUND IN HER THIRTIES
THE SRILANKAN MAN CAME UP TO HER AND ASKED HER WHAT SHE WOULD LIKE SHE SAYS
FRIED CHILDEREN (MEANING FRIED CKICKEN)

THE SRILANKAN MAN SAYS TO HER. WHAT?

SHE REPLAID FRIED CHILDREN

THE SRILANKAN RAN TO THE BACK AND HIS WORKERS AND CALLED DA BACK AND CALLED DA POLICE

LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL
OH ITS NOT FUNNY HUH?
I 'LL TRY AGAIN

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Qoxooti

Saturday, March 24, 2001 - 04:16 pm
if you a somalian and you ain't born in Canada then you musta been through a canadian citizenship testing. check this out:

the judge asked a somalian mother what the first prime minister of Canada was and she said Ham-bur-gUr. (meaning J.A. MACDONALD)

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Mna

Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 08:44 pm
Check this out
There was an old man came to the States..He belived that the Africa-Americans were somalians..His son acted or was like the Gansters.he asked his son why do walk like this or talk like that what kind of language is that? The son said Keep you mouth shut to the father..The father said what did you say and then the son said that means let me talk to you.Once the father went for a walk he saw a man.The man looked like an somalian but he wasan't..The father said to the iska waran manta doogu wuu quxonyahy.the man said what? The father says keep you mouth shut..The man said are you talking to me like that ...the father said yes but he didn't understand what the man meant...The man took gun out of his pocket and shot the father.bang Bang bang
End

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Anonymous

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 02:22 pm
that was long and laim. Who is that, your father?

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QOXOOTI

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 02:27 pm
check this out:

2 jews sat in an airplane behind a muslim man. 1 jew was sayin how he wanted to go to egypt, but the other jew said there was too many muslims there. Then the jew said he wanted to go to saudi arabia, but his friend said that it was crawling with muslims. Then as the jew wanted to say how he wanted to go to turkey, the muslim man stood up and bursted:
"WHY WON'T YOU GO TO HELL, THERE'S NO MUSLIMS THERE!!!!"

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