     BOSS | Saturday, March 24, 2001 - 09:20 pm
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing his math problems, when his Teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were 5 birds
sitting on a fence and you shoot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None." replied Johnny. "Cause the rest would fly away." "Well
the answer is four," said the teacher." but I like the way you're thinking."
Little Johnny said," I have a question for you now. If there were three Women eating ice cream in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second
was biting her cone, and the third was sucking her cone, which one is Married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking."
"No," said little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring in her finger." But I like the way you're thinking.
The next day in class the teacher brought a bag of full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of Fruit, and you tell me the fruit I am talking about."
"Okay, First: It's rounded, plumb and red." Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher wisely ignored him and picks Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple" "No Deborah, It's a Beet, but I like your thinking.
Now for the second one, it's soft, fussy, and colored red and brownish. Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat, trying to get the Teacher to call on him to answer. But she skips him again and calls on Billy. "It's a peach." Said Billy.
"No Billy, I'm afraid it is a potato. But I like your thinking."
"Here is another: It's long, yellow, and fairly hard." By know Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically.
The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally. "A banana," she said." No" the teacher replies," It's a squash, but I like your thinking."
Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly. "Hey, I get One for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got
it:
It's round, hard, and it got a head on it."
"Johnny!" she cries. "That's disgusting!"
"Nope" answers Johnny, "It's a quarter, but I like your thinking!" |
| HATER | Sunday, March 25, 2001 - 12:23 am
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| Anonymous | Sunday, March 25, 2001 - 07:57 am
Haterr U hating mann Boss it was very FUnny iliked it |
| kim | Sunday, March 25, 2001 - 04:48 pm
Boss, it was very nice i like it alot and alot
it made me laugh and still iam laughing thanks for sharing boss, u r great man
Think also something else so that u can make us laugh more, but it was greatest joke ever before thanks again.
thanks,
peace, kim |
| kherto | Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 05:00 am
to Boss
lollllllllllllllllll
that was very funy keep up the good work u made me lought th |
| kabiiroos | Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 04:36 pm
bro, it's a good one and I like it. |
| nastho | Wednesday, March 28, 2001 - 02:49 pm
hey boss that was very more funny i ever hard befor.so keep up your good worked also it makes me laugh but you should get anwer man. |
| boss | Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 03:08 pm
Thanks to all of you guys and gals for you support and encouragment. this place need more jokes then the arguments and discussions. Thanks again.
Love |
| somali dick | Sunday, April 01, 2001 - 04:54 pm
Boss.
That was funny. Keep up the good work. I did enjoy reading this one.
Peace. |
