spike | Monday, March 26, 2001 - 08:30 am Subject: Good, Bad and Worse > > Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. > Bad : You Can't find your birth control pills > Worse: Your daughter borrowed them. > > Good: Your son studies a lot in his room > Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. > Worse: You're in them. > > Good: Your husband understands fashion. > Bad : He's a crossdresser. > Worse: He Looks better than you. > > Good: Your son's finally maturing. > Bad: He's involved with the woman next door. > Worse: So are you. > > Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter > Bad: She keeps interrupting. > Worse: With corrections. > > Good: Your wife's not talking to you. > Bad: She wants a divorce. > Worse: She's a lawyer. > > Good: Your wife says you can go golfing all you want. > Bad: Because she's leaving you. > Worse: For another woman > > Good: The postman's early > Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK-47 > Worse: You gave him nothing for Christmas last year. > > Good: The Teacher likes your son. > Bad: Sexually > Worse: The teacher is a man > > Good: You came home for a quickie > Bad: The postman had the same idea > Worse: There's 5 guys in line. > > What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs. > What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes > What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? Sexual harassment. > What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? $3.99 a minute. |