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Good, Bad and Worse

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spike

Monday, March 26, 2001 - 08:30 am
Subject: Good, Bad and Worse
>
> Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
> Bad : You Can't find your birth control pills
> Worse: Your daughter borrowed them.
>
> Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
> Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
> Worse: You're in them.
>
> Good: Your husband understands fashion.
> Bad : He's a crossdresser.
> Worse: He Looks better than you.
>
> Good: Your son's finally maturing.
> Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
> Worse: So are you.
>
> Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
> Bad: She keeps interrupting.
> Worse: With corrections.
>
> Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
> Bad: She wants a divorce.
> Worse: She's a lawyer.
>
> Good: Your wife says you can go golfing all you want.
> Bad: Because she's leaving you.
> Worse: For another woman
>
> Good: The postman's early
> Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK-47
> Worse: You gave him nothing for Christmas last year.
>
> Good: The Teacher likes your son.
> Bad: Sexually
> Worse: The teacher is a man
>
> Good: You came home for a quickie
> Bad: The postman had the same idea
> Worse: There's 5 guys in line.
>
> What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45
lbs.
> What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45
minutes
> What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? Sexual
harassment.
> What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? $3.99 a minute.

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samiiraUK

Tuesday, April 03, 2001 - 02:08 am
looooooooooooooooooooool spike oh god that was the bomb, am still laughing, u fly nigga love u baby
now this what i like, good jokes
thank u baby

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