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ALL MUSLIMS READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Monday, March 26, 2001 - 10:49 am
>>>>>>PLEASE MUSLIMS: SEND THIS TO OTHER MUSLIMS!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>ASSALAMU-ALAIKUM WA RAHMATULLAHI WA BARAKATAHU. Dear Muslims:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>This is a letter from Saudi Arabia. It is addressed to all
>>>>>>Muslims.
>>>
>>>>>>It is the words of Sheikh Ahmed, the watchman of the Prophet
>>>Muhammed's
>>>>>>mosque(PBUH).
>>>>>>
>>>>>>On Friday night after reciting the Holy Quran, he slept and
>>>>>>dreamed
>>>and
>>>>>>saw the Holy Prophet(PBUH).
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The Prophet said to him, "Sheikh Ahmed, this Friday about six
>>>thousand
>>>>>:O6,000) people died, but none went to heaven; The women do
>>>>>>not
>>>follow
>>>>>>what their husbands tell them anymore.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The believers who have money do not help the poor people.
>>>>>>People do not perform their pilgrimage as was prescribed.The
>>>>>>Muslims
>>>do
>>>>>>not say their prayers regularly, let alone how it is supposed
>>>>>>to
>>>be."
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Sheikh Ahmed tells the Muslims that this letter comes for
>>>>>>you.They
>>>are
>>>to
>>>>>>produce more copies of this letter and give them to other
>>>>>>Muslims,so that it can spread and get to other Muslims in this
>>>world.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Anyone who produces copies of this and spreads out to other
>>>>>>Muslims,
>>>
>>>will
>>>>>>see the REWARD indeed. Such a person will be counted as those
>>>suitable
>>>>>>for Paradise, INSHA ALLAH.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The Muslim who receives this letter and refuses to disperse it
>>>>>>among
>>>
>>>>other
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Muslims will not see benediction. I, Sheikh Ahmed, if what I
>>>>>>said
>>>Is a
>>>>>>lie, May Allah not send His Divine Benediction to me.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Dear Muslims, you must follow the religion the way the Prophet
>>>>>>honoured it, like
>>>the
>>>>>>divine revelation it is. Ask for forgiveness.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Produce twenty (20)copies of this letter, and distribute it to
>>>>>>all Muslims. Anyone who does this, so that all Muslims get a
>>>>>>copy, will INSHA
>>>ALLAH
>>>>see
>>>>>>
>>>>>>the opening of the Prophet's desires and success will follow.
>>>>>>He
>>>will
>>>see
>>>>>>the things he had never seen before.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>This is not a letter to be kept. It must be dispersed in large
>>>>quantities.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>A man called Klavan got this letter, and gave it to his
>>>secretary, to
>>>>>>produce twenty (20) copies and disperse them. After some days,
>>>>>>he
>>>saw
>>>>many
>>>>>>
>>>>>>doors of opportunities opening up for him.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Another, named Abdul-Salam, got it and forgot it in the drawer
>>>>>>of
>>>his
>>>>>>office, and, after a certain time, he lost his job. He later
>>>>>>remembered the
>>>
>>>>>>letter, and went and produced twenty (20) copies, which were
>>>>>>distributed,
>>>and
>>>>>>within five (5) days, he got employed and is in a higher
>>>>>>position than
>>>what
>>>he
>>>>>>had before.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Another man, called Balemanthan, received it, and he thought
>>>>>>it
>>>was
>>>>>>something useless, and treated it without respect or courtesy.
>>>>>>He tore the letter and within nine (9) days he died.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I am appealing to anyone who comes across this letter to kindly
>>>circulate
>>>>>>it in a large volume.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Thank You. ASSALAMU-ALAIKUM WA RAHMATULLAHI WA BARAKATAHU.

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Muna

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 08:02 am
This is a very moving story sista/bro i will pass it on to more people inshallah !

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Faisa je

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 03:08 pm
BRO/SIS


I REALLY ENJOYED READING THIS STORY AND INSHA ALLAH I WILL PASS IT ALONG AGAIN WELL DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PEACE AND LOVE TO ALL

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sistah

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 11:13 pm
is this letter real?
are you guys serious?

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inshaalah

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 11:46 pm
this is a very emotional story, i heard it b4 and
i hope allah will shows us and every muslim right way to janah amiin!

i will inshaalah pass it on!!

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Anonymous

Wednesday, March 28, 2001 - 01:07 am
STOP BRAINWASHING YOUNG TEENAGER ,WE ALL KNOW THAT ALLAH SAID,THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER BELIEVE IN CURSES, SO YOU PEOPLE ARE NOT PROPER MUSLIM SO GO AND LEARN THE ISLAM.

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2face

Wednesday, March 28, 2001 - 10:00 pm
If a story like this is presented u should always varify it with other learned people
and don't spread this letter to any one else.

learn your deen people

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SDGAL

Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 08:14 am
I KNOW...THIS STORY IS VERY SAD AND FULL OF THOUGHTS BUT I HAVE HEARD THIS ALREADYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LIKE LAST YEAR AND I HAVE HEARD THAT THIS LETTER WAS WRITTEN FROM A JEW GUY WHO JUST WANTED TO SCARE AND FRIGHT THE MUSLIMS ACROSS THE WORLD SO PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DON'T BELIEVE NONE OF THIS CUS IT AIN'T TRUE............JEW IS ALLAH'S ENEMY AND THEY WILL DO ANYTHING TO DISTURP THE MUSLIMS AROUND THE GLOBE......YES IT'S A STORY WE SHOULD THINK ABOUT BUT THEY WROTE THIS JUST TO MAKE US MUSLIMS LOOK BAD AND MAKE US BELIEVE WE ARE DOING HARAM ACTIONS........WHICH WE DO BUT NOT EVERYBODY!!!!! SO PLEASE HEAR ME AND THIS IS FAKE AND OLD LIKE 1999

P/S/ ASALUMU ALAIKUM TO ALL

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MusLimaH

Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 04:45 pm
ATTENTION ALL PPL....THAT LETTER IS A FAKE!
THERE IS A HADITH MENTIONING ABOUT THESE SORT OF LETTERS. THIS IS ANOTHER CHAIN LETTER DESIGNED TO MISGUIDE MUSLIMS...THIS VERY SAME LETTER HAS BEEN CIRCULATING AROUND FOR MORE THEN 9YRS...EVERYONE PUT A STOP TO IT. TELL EVERYONE YOU SENT IT TO THAT IT IS A FAKE...STOP IT CIRCULATING FOR GOOD.

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RUTHLESS

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 01:28 am
THIS IS BULLSHIT, THE ONLY GOD IS JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS THE ONE YOU SHOULD FOLLOW HIS 12 COMANDMENTS!! READ THE BIBLE AND REGARDING THAT LETTER IT IS BULL SHIIT NO MAN CAN SAY THAT THAT IS A LIE, YOU SHOULDNT FOLLOW WAT YOU GUYS FOLLOW AND GO BACK TO JESUS HE LOVES ALL OF YOU!!!!! THAT LETTER IS BULL SHIIT AND YOU CAN SHUVE IT UP YOUR ARSE!!!!
JESUS IT THE LORD, THE TRU LORD AMEN.

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Advice

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 02:59 am
i agree with Muslimah ,,i heard this story long time ago ,,

To Ruthless ,,if you are real christine thats fine but if tring to joke then you become aoutomatically non muslim ..thats very dangerouse

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lady of london

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 03:36 am
To
Ruthless


Ruthless please tell me your not somalian

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AMAL SALIM

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 07:21 am
TO RUTHLESS

I WILL BE VERY GLAD IF YOU ARE NOT SOMALI
BUT IF YOU ARE AND YOU BECAME AFTER MUSLIM CHRISTINE THAT IS GONNA HARM YOU ONLY NOT US,

AS A ADVISE TO YOU, I THINK YOU STILL HAVE A
TIME TO THINK ABOUT BUT AFTER YOU DIE YOU
WILL NOT A CHANCE TO DO SO.

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$omali$i$ta

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 07:43 am
RUTHLESS UR A PRIME EXAMPLE OF A W.A.N.K.E.R PLS GO HOME U LIL NACAS! IF UR TRUELY A CHRISTIAN[WHICH I DOUBT VERY MUCH] THEN Y THE HELL R U ON SOMALINET? THIS PLACE IS 4 S.O.M.A.L.I PPL WHO TEND 2 B MUSLIMS SO GO ELSEWHERE WIT UR MADNESS :P !
MUSLIMAH I RECEIVED THIS LETTER ALSO THRU EMAIL THE OTHA DAY, I HAVE NOT AS YET SENT IT. I WAS SUM WAT RELUCTANT 2 SEND IT THOUGH, I DUNNO Y. IS IT TRUELY A FAKE?

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RUTHLESS

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 07:54 am
wat you say its fine, this was never a joke or disrespect to any one but check this.
"if you are a strong Believer you know that wat you say its tru i KNOW that you will spread the word of GOD no matter wer and you also would not care if the others dont want to believe or not but you have done your job that is to spread the word of our GOD(the Lord Jesus Crist)
and not i am not Somali but have many Somali friends i and a Colombian.
and if you dont like wat i say then "SUE ME"

to AMALSALiM
I WILL BE VERY GLAD IF YOU ARE NOT COLOMBIAN
BUT IF YOU ARE AND YOU BECAME THAT IS GONNA HARM YOU ONLY NOT ME,

AS A ADVISE TO YOU, I THINK YOU STILL HAVE A
TIME TO THINK ABOUT BUT AFTER YOU DIE YOU
WILL NOT A CHANCE TO DO SO. AND YOU WILL PERISH

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RUTHLESS

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 08:02 am
$OMALI$I$TA YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK. IF THAT IS THE CASE THEN WHY ARE YOU PPL GOING TO OTHER(not disrespecting any one in a foren country) COUNTRIES????????WHEN THEY ARE NOT MEANT FOR MUSLIMS? ah?
a W.A.N.K.E.R? IS THAT SO YOU SHIiT EATING PISS DRINKING BROTHER FCKING BITCH? DONT YOU EVER DISS ME AGAIN OK, DONT FCK AROUND, YOU ARE A DISGRASE TO ALL THE TRU SOMALIANS OUT THERE(I respect tru Somalians)
AND MADMESS? YOU CALL THE WORD OF GOD MADNESS?
HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT I THINK YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT WAT YOU SAID.

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Faisa je

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 10:54 am
Ruthless,


Somali people are 100 percent Muslim and We love our god the one and only ALLAH.We don't have time for your little games so I would suggest you not come back to this website if you are non somali and if you are a somali may ALLAH help your lost soul I mean what kind of BULL SH*T is this why you spreading the Christain religion when you know we love and we will always stay Muslim.

1 love and Respect to all the Somalis and Muslims across the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SDGAL

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 11:35 am
TO RUTHLESS....MY GOD YOU ALMOST SCARED ME THERE. I THOUGHT YOU WERE A SOMALIAN WHO WAS LOST IN THIS HARD CORE COUNTRY BUT I AM GLAD YOUR NOT BUT KINDA DISAPPOINTED THAT YOUR HEART IS BLINDED BY THE TRUTH WHICH IS """"""""THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD AND MUHAMAMADE IS THE MESSENGER OF GOD-ALLAH"""" LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING IF YOU BELIEVE JESUS CHRIST> WHY IN THE WORLD WHOULD YOU BELIEVE JESUS IF HE WAS SEEN AS A HUMAN BEING??? ASK YOUR SELF IF YOU COULD SEE GOD...THEN ASK YOUR SELF WOULD GOD COME TO THIS WORLD BE TURTURED, WIPED, BITTEN....ETC THEN TAKE THE SINS FOR ALL THE HUMAN BEINGS IN THE WORLD....? WHAT IS THE POINT FOR DOING THAT.....? I AM NOT GONNA GO ON ABOU ALL THE SIMPLE THINGS THAT PROVES JUSES IS INDEED A MESENGER OF GOD NOT GOD!!!!! JUST ANSWER THOSE QUESIOTNS THEN I'LL CORRECT UR RESPONSE AGAIN...........PEACE AND NO DISRESPECT
MY GOD MAKE UR HEART SEEE THE REAL TRUTH--ISLAM THE TRUE RELIGION

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Anonymous

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 11:49 am
RUTHLESS
U ARE ONE HELL OF A BITCH
IF YOU ARE SOMALIAN I HOPE
U FIND THE RIGHT WAY AND IF NOT BICH THIS ••••(NET)IS NOT 4 YOU

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RUTHLESS

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 12:41 pm
Anonymous u such a pusssy fart i said i waz not somali you bitch

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DALAMR

Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 02:40 pm
07/04/20001
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