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sara

Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 01:45 am
when ure ready, give me ure attetion


>>>>>>PLEASE MUSLIMS: SEND THIS TO OTHER MUSLIMS!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>ASSALAMU-ALAIKUM WA RAHMATULLAHI WA BARAKATAHU. Dear Muslims:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>This is a letter from Saudi Arabia. It is addressed to all
>>>>>>Muslims.
>>>
>>>>>>It is the words of Sheikh Ahmed, the watchman of the Prophet
>>>Muhammed's
>>>>>>mosque(PBUH).
>>>>>>
>>>>>>On Friday night after reciting the Holy Quran, he slept and
>>>>>>dreamed
>>>and
>>>>>>saw the Holy Prophet(PBUH).
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The Prophet said to him, "Sheikh Ahmed, this Friday about six
>>>thousand
>>>>>6,000) people died, but none went to heaven; The women do
>>>>>>not
>>>follow
>>>>>>what their husbands tell them anymore.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The believers who have money do not help the poor people.
>>>>>>People do not perform their pilgrimage as was prescribed.The
>>>>>>Muslims
>>>do
>>>>>>not say their prayers regularly, let alone how it is supposed
>>>>>>to
>>>be."
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Sheikh Ahmed tells the Muslims that this letter comes for
>>>>>>you.They
>>>are
>>>to
>>>>>>produce more copies of this letter and give them to other
>>>>>>Muslims,so that it can spread and get to other Muslims in this
>>>world.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Anyone who produces copies of this and spreads out to other
>>>>>>Muslims,
>>>
>>>will
>>>>>>see the REWARD indeed. Such a person will be counted as those
>>>suitable
>>>>>>for Paradise, INSHA ALLAH.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The Muslim who receives this letter and refuses to disperse it
>>>>>>among
>>>
>>>>other
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Muslims will not see benediction. I, Sheikh Ahmed, if what I
>>>>>>said
>>>Is a
>>>>>>lie, May Allah not send His Divine Benediction to me.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Dear Muslims, you must follow the religion the way the Prophet
>>>>>>honoured it, like
>>>the
>>>>>>divine revelation it is. Ask for forgiveness.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Produce twenty (20)copies of this letter, and distribute it to
>>>>>>all Muslims. Anyone who does this, so that all Muslims get a
>>>>>>copy, will INSHA
>>>ALLAH
>>>>see
>>>>>>
>>>>>>the opening of the Prophet's desires and success will follow.
>>>>>>He
>>>will
>>>see
>>>>>>the things he had never seen before.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>This is not a letter to be kept. It must be dispersed in large
>>>>quantities.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>A man called Klavan got this letter, and gave it to his
>>>secretary, to
>>>>>>produce twenty (20) copies and disperse them. After some days,
>>>>>>he
>>>saw
>>>>many
>>>>>>
>>>>>>doors of opportunities opening up for him.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Another, named Abdul-Salam, got it and forgot it in the drawer
>>>>>>of
>>>his
>>>>>>office, and, after a certain time, he lost his job. He later
>>>>>>remembered the
>>>
>>>>>>letter, and went and produced twenty (20) copies, which were
>>>>>>distributed,
>>>and
>>>>>>within five (5) days, he got employed and is in a higher
>>>>>>position than
>>>what
>>>he
>>>>>>had before.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Another man, called Balemanthan, received it, and he thought
>>>>>>it
>>>was
>>>>>>something useless, and treated it without respect or courtesy.
>>>>>>He tore the letter and within nine (9) days he died.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I am appealing to anyone who comes across this letter to kindly
>>>circulate
>>>>>>it in a large volume.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Thank You. ASSALAMU-ALAIKUM WA RAHMATULLAHI WA BARAKATAHU.

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