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If she on the street she NO GOOD

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SOAPIE

Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 05:56 am
This is to all the somali bro's and sistaz
IF SHE ON THE STREET SHE NO GOOD.......
When you manz get a girls digits at a bus stop
dont be expecting her to be faithful
she just gona lie and cheat
If she on the street she NO GOOD......
Damn you sistaz make it a bit harder to
get your digits you ain't negro horsehaired
bitches...
peace out
NEWHAM MANZ FOREVER

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hannah love

Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 05:59 am
Damn bro ive been waiting for some
one to tell the somali girls to
be a little harder

your the man bro

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TRUELADYZ

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 12:52 am
WAZUP WITH YOU GUYS,IF A GIRL DOESN'T WANT YOU, YOU SAY SHE'S PLAYING HARD TO GET,YOU THINK SHES A BITCH AND YOU DIS YOUR SISTERS.WHATS WITH THAT.I REALY DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU GUYS.STOP STEROTYPE ALL US BECAUZ WERE NOT ALL THE SAME BRO.NOT ALL GIRLS ARE EASY TO GET BECAUZ WE NO WHAT YOU GUYS ARE AFTER AND YOU DON'T NEED ME TO TELL YOU THAT.I PERSONALY DON'T GIVE MY NUMBER TO ANYONE, SPECIALY WHEN I SEE A GUY ON THE STREET EVEN IF I THINK THERE GOOD LOOKING.BUT IF I LIKE A GUY AND I THINK HIS SWEET THEN I DONT MIND EXCHANGING NUMBERS AFTER I GET TO KNOW HIM.

THIS IS 2001 AND GIRLZ DO MOST OF DA CHATTING UP NOW DAYZ SO IS ALL ABOUT BEING STRAIGHT FORWARD A TRUE LADY LIKE ME AINT LOOKING 4 LITTLE BOYZ ON DA STREET IT'S ALL ABOUT GETTING A MAN WHO IS EDUCATED AND NOWS WHERE HIS GOING IN LIFE AND ALSO NOWS HOW TO RESPECT AND TREAT A LADY . ITS VERY HARD 2 FIND A MAN LIKE THAT NOW DAYZ BUT ITS EASY 2 FIND LITTLE RUDE BOYS WHO COME AND GO LIKE BUSES. ALL THEM LITTLE WANABE RUDEBOYS R LOOKING 4 A FREE BANANY WELL U AINT GETTING NADA SPECIALLY A FRESH 1.

REMEMBER THAT TRUE LOVE IS 4 EVA SO WAITE 4 UR TIME AND IT WILL COME.

2B LOVED IS DA BEST
2 FALL IN LOVE IS A CURSE
2B ALONE IS UNBERABLE
2 FIND UR TRUE LOVE IS A DREAM
2B APART FROM DA 1 U LUV IS PAINFUL
2LOSE DA 1 U LOVE IS DEATH.

HOPE U GUYS LIKE THAT .
CLICK ON MY NAME TWICE IF U HAVE ANYTHING 2SAY
PEACE , LUV AND RESPECT 2 ALL.

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THE_PIMP

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 02:45 am
what the fuckK was that all about.. man/woman what ever you are like whe're you going with this
if you got played by a bitchh too fucking bad
but a ------
get your game right, she might deal with you
or else you gona be sounding like bitchass nigga
the way you sound NOW...:)
haba haba haba idiot.. don't take it as an offence...aigh't:)

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Ayaanoos

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 02:58 am
dang Trueladyz

that part about "rudeboyz looking for a free
banana but getting nada especially not
a fresh 1" the way you expressed yourself
was just GREAT sistah girlfriend
so keep up the good work and know that there's
a Proud sister around aight

1luv
Ayaanoos

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Anonymous

Monday, April 02, 2001 - 05:57 am
phone this G Bro's if u want f***? Q

her name is gem (07970600639)

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Anonymous

Tuesday, April 03, 2001 - 06:22 am
why get so deep and give a number on the somali forums ? LOOSER with capital L

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foos

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 08:03 am
to the pimp.I just love you you tell him the truth.til next time see ya

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BOO BOO

Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 05:46 am
WHAT DA DEAL YALL,
NOW, HOW U GONNA SAY GIRLS ARE NO GOOD, FU'CK U NIGGA, U NEED TO APPRECIATE US FOR WHAT WE DO, MAYBE WHEN U SEE US OUT IN DA STREETZ, WE GETTIN' SOMETHIN' FOR SOMEONE, AND IF WE OUT AT NIGHT, WE GETTIN' ARE PARTY ON, WHO GAVE U THE DECISION TO JUDGE US. I KNOW BETTER THAN TO GIVE UP MY VIRGINITY. I'M SAVIN' IT FOR THE RIGHT ONE. NIGGAS AROUND ME ALWAYZ THINK IF I LOOK GOOD, ALL OF A SUDDEN I GOT LAID. THAT HURTZ YALL, TO BE NAMED SOMETHING UR NOT. AND THE PPL WHO MOSTLY START NASTY RUMORS ARE THE ONES U JUST TURNED DOWN THE OTHER DAY. ANYWAYS ALL I'M TRYNA SAY IS SOAPIE, MAYBE U AIN'T GOT GAME. BUT DON'T DISRESPECT US LIKE THAT. AND TO ALL THE WOMEN DON'T GIVE IT UP UNTILL UR READY.
PEACE OUT YALL
D.C
HOLLA

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Anonymous

Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 07:34 am
are y'all somali or are y'all Americanos'. I can't tell the difference anymore. Y'all talk like them yet you're not them. Stop copying and start acting like the proud somalians I know you are.


JUST PLAYIN'!!:}:]:]:]

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SOAPIE

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 03:21 am
Hey boo boo
you sound like the kind of girl im talking
about (Dumb, Fake, and eazy easy easy)
I used to eat your type up for breakfast
Dont say i aint got game because you hang
abot at bus stops.
Im just trying to get my point across
And to TRUE LADYZ there aint no fresh •••••
that hangs about at bus-stops
JUST TELLING IT HOW IT IS!!!!!!
NEWHAM MANZ FOREVER

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Sweet gal

Friday, April 13, 2001 - 09:54 am
SOAPIE: I AGREE WITH BOO BOO.

DON'T JUDGE PEOPLE.

JUST COS SOME OF US SISTERS GOT BEUTY AND INTELLECT DOESN'T MEAN THAT WE MUST HAVE GOT LAID.

AND FOR UR INFO NOT ALL GIRLS ARE CHEAP.

AND NOT ALL GIRLS GIVE THEIR DIGITS OUT AT THE BUS STOP.

MAN....YOU ALL NEED TO STOP GENERALISING WOMEN!

COS U AND I BOTH KNOW THAT NOT ALL WOMEN ARE CHEATING AND LIEING HOEZZ AIGHT!!

THERE ARE SOME GIRLS OUT THERE WITH THE LOOKS AND THE BRAINS, WITH THE SHARAF AND GOOD NAME OF THEIR FAMILY THAT THEY CARRY AROUND SAFELY EACH AND EVERY DAY.


SO STOP WITH ALL THE MESSSSSED UP SHIIIIT.

AND DAMN!

IF U WANT A NICE WOMEN THEN MARRY HER.

DON'T GO OUT WITH HER COS THAT'S HOW GIRLS GET CALLED THESE FUUUCKED UP NAMES LIKE HOEZZ.

IF YA READY TO MARRY THEN MARRY...IF NOT THEN STOP CORRUTING AND RUINING THESE GIRLS AIGHT!

IF YOU WANT A RESPECTABLE GIRL THEN GO TO WEDDINGS FUNERALS, AND RESPECTABLE PLACES LIKE THAT.

DON'T GO TO BUS STOPS AIGHT COS....

.....AND YES THERE IS SOME TRUTH IN THAT...IF A GIRL GIVES OUT HER DIGITS AT THE BUS STOP....SHE DEFFINETLY AN EASY HO#E

1 LOVE..

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