     spike | Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 12:31 pm
Ø A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble.
He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and
the second half of his round trip ticket If he could just get to
the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to
the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and
explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver
money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his
driving license number, his address, etc. but to no avail. The cabbie
said (adopt appropriate dialect), if u do’t have fifteen
dollars, get the hell out of my cab! So the businessman was forced to
hitch-hike to the airport andwas barely in time to catch his flight.
One year later the businessman, having worked long and
hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time
he won big .Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the
front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well, who
should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his
old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was
down on his luck. The businessman thought for a moment
about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he
hit on a plan.
The businessman got in the first cab in the line, =93How
much for a ride to the airport, he asked? Fifteen bucks , came the
reply. And how much for you to give me a blow job on the way? What ???!
Get the hell out of my cab!!
The businessman got into the back of each cab in the
long line and asked the same questions, with the same result. When he
got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked,
How much for a ride to the airport? The cabbie replied, Fifteen
bucks. The businessman said, OK , and off they went.
Then, as they drove past the long line of cabs, the businessman gave a
big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver. |
