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mareexaan, siyad bare junior, cosmaan caato, ali mahdi, aidiid junior and his old man general aidiid

Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 05:14 am
hello.....
hello........
hello...............

over...
over....over

its GENERAL AIDIID over
last night there was a meeting in XAMAR including:
GENERAL AIDIID
GENERAL AIDIID JUNIOR
SIYAD BARE JUNIOR
MUHAMED ALI MAHDI
OSMAN CAATO
AND OTHER WARLORDS WHO HAVE BROKE DOWN AMERICA IN THEIR SMALL TIME IN XAMAR

we have agreed with each other that we should send at leasst 1500 soldiers with
AK 47
basuukas
and other well equipt heavy altilarty to bring back somaliland to somali once again.

AIDIID JUNIOR: "the task is simple to bring back somaliland, this time without raping and bombing".

SIYAD BARE JUNIOR: "my dad did a fukcing great job on those qaldaans you know"?

OSMAN CAATO:"your dad was a great man, great leader and great attacker"

this time we wont hessitate to do whatever neccassary...

till next update keep looking out for more information on the attck on those qaldaan wiririfs

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mareexaan, siyad bare junior, cosmaan caato, ali mahdi, aidiid junior, general aidiid

Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 05:17 am
AFTER WE GOT WAQOOTI BACK WE DECIEDED TO GO TO ENGLAND TO BRING BACK THE WAQQOTI MOTHERFUKCERS WHO LIVE THERE

siyad bare junior: "we have to get the waqooyi motherfukcers in england 2"

general aidiid: "you lot go and get them because No one seperates what we create
Unstoppable, untouchable
Motherfuckin world wide WAR lord figures
XAMAR at its finest

WITH AK 47 XAMAR for motherfuKCin life
Motherfuckin made WAR LORDS
We comin after these WAQOOYI MOTHERFUCKERS
Feel me
general aidiid The Don


IMMIGARATION OFFICER: we've got osman caato, siyad bare junior, muhamed ali mahdi, and other war lords with basuukas
They got guns in their plane, they got chaat, they got money
They're with a lot of somali waqooyi women
What should we do TONY BLAIR


TONY BLAIR


I repeat let em go
I repeat let em go they're made war lords
Let em go


IMMAGARATION OFFICER


But... But
TONY BLAIR they got guns, they got CHAAT


TONY BLAIR

I said let em go

let them take those waqooyi somalilanders with the shitty mouths who also brought the foot and mouth disease to my country back to somaliland

respect to my allies
general aidiid
osman caato
muhamed ali mahdi
and MAREEXAAN


IMMAGARATION OFFICER


Alright
You guys can go
Sorry... sorry about the mix up
You guys can go.


(general aidiid) llllooooooooooollllllll
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah

you can run but cant hide

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FIRE-MAN &SNM OUTLAWS

Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 07:46 am
WARYAAHE,,,,,DIINTA HOOYADAA FAQASH TA KA-WASE,,,,,STOP CHATTIN BREEEEEEZE,,U FUZZY-OLE

IF THE WHOLE OF SIYAD-BARES ARMY CANT STOP A COUPLE OF,,,REAL S.N.M. SOILDERS,,,,HOW DA FUK DO U THINK U CAN ,,,,,I MEAN,,,SNM WERE LESS THAN 2000 MEN,,,AN THEY DROVE THE WHOLE FUKIN FAQASH ARMY,,,LOL--TRUS MEE,,,,,MY DAD,,MY UNCLES,,,MY BIG BROTHERS,,WHO ALL DIES IN THE WAR,,,REST IN PEACE,,,,,BUT U KNOW,,,WHA,,WHILE ME AN MY HOME-BOYZZ AND ALL DEM REAL S.N.M. MANZ DEM R ALIVE,,,U WILL NEVER,,,EVER,,,,DO WHAT EVA U SAY,,,ABOUT COMIN 2 S-LAND,,,,U FAQASH MOTHERFAKAS,,,
U CAN BRING ALL DEM FASSYS U MENTIONED,,,BUT U KNOW WHA LITTLE 12 YEAR OLD BOYZZ WILL DRIVE YO WEAK ASS SKINNY FAQASH MA-FA-KAS,,,4-REAL,,,AND THAT •••• ABOUT FOOT AN MOUTH DISEASE,,,,YO MAMA HAS IT IN HER STINKING FAQSHH BAGGY •••••---LOL---SO WARYEE,,,HOOYADAA,,,ABAAYO,,KA-WASE,,,,SHUT DA FUK UP,,,4 U GET ,,,SLAPPED IN YO,,ABAAYO MOUTH ,,,MAKING YO MAMA SAY,,,,ABOWE,,SIDEE WAAYE==LOL HAHAHAH
YEAH,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,,S.N.M. TILL WE DIE,,,ALL U FAQASH CAN SUK MY BIG,,SNM DIK,,,,AN ALL U XAMARI XALIIMOOS,,KEEP ON CHEWING AIGHT,,,,WITH YO DATY--DATY-MOUTHS,,,,,,,,,
PUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZY-OLEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS

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MAREEXAAN

Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 08:08 am
hooyadaa iyo tii siilka tinta kulaheed ka wase diinta DAA

in 88 war we fucked you to the ground
mutherfucking sityad bare the don against all you waqooyi with the shitty mouths can never stop the mareexaans ever

MY WHOLE RELATIVES WERE IN THE WAR AND FUCKED ALL YOUR WAQOOYI SLOSHERS TO THE BEND

we fucked you up for 21 LONG YEARS LIKE A MUTHERFUCKING SLAVES


HOOYADAADII SIILKA ILKAHA KULAHEED KA WASE
GET THE •••• OF THE NET

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NoneOfUrBusiness

Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 11:25 am
CANT U LOW LIFE MUTHAFUCKIN WANKERS SHUT THE F*CK UP? QABIIL DOESN'T MATTER U PUNKASS BASTARDS, WE DONT CARE ABOUT QABIIL BULLSH*T!! U KNOW WAT IM MAREXAAN BUT F.U.C.K SIYAD BARE[HITLER'S BLACK TWIN], HE WAS AN EVIL MAN. HE KILLED HIS OWN BLOODY SON, WAT IS THAT SAYIN??!! BY THE WAY UR A F*CKIN GOOD 4 NUTHIN FAQASH WHO GIVES MAREXAAN PPL LIKE ME A BAD NAME. WHETHER A PERSON IS DAROD, ISAAQ, HAWIYE OR F*CKIN JAPANESE DOESN'T MATTER.
FIRE-MAN U DONT NEED 2 B DISSIN THE DEEN U SILLY CUNT U NEED 2 B DISSIN THIS BATTY MAN WHOS MENTALLY DISTURBED.
KEEP CHATTIN SH*T U BLOODY FAGGOTS, I HOPE U DIE SLOW DEATHS COZ ITS MUTHAFUCKERS LIKE U WHO MAKE IT SO HARD 4 US 2 MOVE 4WARD.

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tOWEr

Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 01:03 pm
YOU CAN HIDE BEHIND A COMPUTER AND CHAT •••• BUT ALLAH KNOWS WHAT HAPPENS AND WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN SO SAFE YOURSELF SOME TIME AND DO SOMETHING USEFUL WITH YOUR LIFES..

BIG UP TO SOMALIA AS A WHOLE NOT AS TWO!!!

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Amail

Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 01:19 pm
To the posters,

Y'all some stuipd ass ppl I mean don't y'all have anything to do besides talk about Qabill.That was what messed up our beautiful country SOMALI,ppl lost loved ones and all hell broke out.If y'all are teens we are the future leaders of Somali and we have to learn from history not repeat it.Why don't y'all do something productive and positive with y'all time.We should be a whole not seperated. And y'all are Muslim I assume so stop with all the instigations and negativites.


!!!One love to all Somalis world wide!!!
(keep on striving for a better future)!!!!

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mimi

Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 04:16 pm
why would aidiid follow a maraxeen you are the most stupid person and learn how to spell waqooyi(woqooti) noneofurbusiness well said brother iam isaaq and i have no problem with maraxeen.....that is my personal opinion.....

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MAREEXAAN KILLER

Monday, April 02, 2001 - 05:00 am
ALL YOU MATHER FUCKERS DISSING WAQOOYI •••• YOU AND YOUR MATHER FUCKING MAMA I AINT WAQOOYI,
BUT MY MAMA IS YOU SON OFF A CUNT,
AND MAREEXAAN WATCH OUT WE COMING FOR YOU,AND YOUR WEAK ASS,FUCKING LOW LIFES

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YOUR NORMAL SOMALI GUY

Monday, April 02, 2001 - 08:29 am
YO PPL U SEE IT IS ALWAYS THE MEN WHO START TROUBLE AND THEN DRAG THE WOMEN IN. I.E. SOMALI CIVIL WAR THE MEN STARTED IT WITH THEIR TRIBAL BULLSHIT AND THE POOR SIS,MOTHERS,WIVES,AYAAYOS(GRANDMOTHERS)AUNTIES ETC. GOT ALL DRAGGED IN TO A WAR THEY DID NOT WANT. NOW 12 YRS LATER THE MEN FEEL IT IS TIME FOR MORE TROUBLE BUT THIS TIME IN UK LONDON. Y? U KNOW WHAT I MEAN IN WEMBLY AREAS.
U SEE WE AS SOMALIS ARE SOME OF THE LAST TRIBAL NATIONS (LIKE RED INDIANS IN AMERICA). WE ARE VERY MUCH BEHIND IF U LOOK AT SCOTLAND THEY FINISHED THEIR TRIBALISM SO DID ENGLAND MANY MANY YEARS AGO BUT THE SOMALIS STILL GOT BEEF. ALWAYS BEEF JUST FOR THE SAKE OF IT. SO PPL PLEASE RESPECT YOURSELF AND THE FEMALE PPL THAT GET DRAGGED IN AND STAY PEACEFUL.
PEACE OUT.
BADMAN

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allways the winners and your leaders in every fucking way

Monday, April 02, 2001 - 12:48 pm
the sad nutcase who thinks his whole existance revolves around the net as he probably never seen city or even a town before. if you think this is you big oppotunity to vomit well you are sad and sick individual. get this, as someone who suffered and saw how somaliland is build it self back without upside down messed up sicko you and your fucking warlords go and eat your cambuulo and muufo and stick to what you know best which is living stinking life, enjoy and i hope you rot in hell with siad bare and murderes friends

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mo the educator

Monday, April 02, 2001 - 03:38 pm
People like you are responsible for the murders that took place in SOMALI. It doesn't matter if you call yoursef Somaliland or any other land. We are all Somalis, we share one religion, language and culture. We somalis have to know one thing and that thing is EITHOPIA is our Enemy it wants to break us up into small weak countries so that they can control us. Somaliland should understand that eithopian soilders are the once that use the koran
for toilet paper.Eithopians are the once that have been slaving our people in ogadenia and you call them your brothers and your true brothers your enemy. Please don't listen to politicians.We, the young somalis have the power to bring this fragile country together. while other countries are developing we are acting like saveges. Brothers and sisters go and get your education and do something for your people and country. I like to end this with a martin luther king quotation "We will not remember the words of our enemy, but we will remember the silence of our friends".

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zak

Monday, April 02, 2001 - 05:18 pm
we need brother like mohamed who has a wisdom and love for his people and his country. thanks bro for your wisdom, and I hope the rest will come to their senses and think about one people one nation "Somalia". let's all keep the hope alive. Please don't be angry with each other, but love each other.

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MAX_CAR

Monday, April 02, 2001 - 10:30 pm
WAR YAARAHEE MA WAXAAD WAYSEEN WAX AAD INTA KU SHEEGTAAN BALO HA IDIN GASHEE OO BALAN BALA IDIN"MA ALEE BAASE LAYDIN WADA MARSHEE MAXAY TAHAY QAB YAALADA AAD MEESHA KU HAYSIIN MIYEYDAN IS BADALAYNIN WALIGIINBA MISE WAA WAX DHIIGIINA KU JIRO OO WAABA AAD KU SHAQAYSIIN OO QAB YAALAD LA AAN TEEDA MA NOOLAAN KARTIIN HADANA WAX AAD IILA EGTAHII DAD DHALINYARO AH EE BAALAAYO IDIN QAADEE WAX FIICAN BARTA INTA AAD QAB YAALAD IYO DAD DHINTAY AAD KA HADLAYSAAN BANAAN CAD LAYDINKU TUURYEE SAA WAA AAD HABAARAN TAHIINEE HABAAR KALANA HA IDINKU DHACEE IDINMA ALEE WAXAA TAHIIN WAX QURUN AH
SIDAA IYO ISMAQAL DANBE OO WAAGSAN

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ASAD

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 02:05 am
YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL SAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad pppppppppppppppppppll,my gooooooood help youuuuuuuuuuuu couse u all r beyond human reach


till next time ..........

p.s.......where is the love ,life is short,should'nt u be preparing ,4 the next one.......that will never end.....

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FIRE-MAN

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 08:43 am
((FIRE-MAN)) & ((S.N.M. OUTLAWZ))

GOIN OUT 2 ALL U FUKIN FAQASH MA-FA-KAS

Follow me tell me if you feel me
I think faqash is tryin to kill me
Picturin gunz, spittin bullets points til they drop me
Keepin it real, and even if I do conceal
my criminal thoughts, preoccupied with keepin steel
See mareexaan is false, sittin in court, turned snitches
that used to be real, but now they petrified
bi-t,ches
I'm tryin to be strong, they sendin armies out to bomb me
Listen to snm, the only niggaz that can calm me
Constantly armed, my firepower keep me warm
I'm trapped in the storm, and •••• the world til I'm gone
faqash be warned - word is bonb, you'll get torn
I'm bustin on mareexaan, they rubbin my niggaz wrong
And then it's on, before I leave picture me
I'm spittin at punk faqash and hustlin to be free
Watch me set it, mareexaan don't want it, you can get it
Bet it make these jealous mareexaan mad I said it
This +Thug.S.N.M. Life+ nigga, we don't cater to you ho,e.s
•••• with me, have a hundred SNM motherfu,ckers at yo' do',
with fo'-fo's.. hahahahaha,

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NoneOfUrBusiness

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 11:03 am
MIMI SORRY IM NOT A BROTHA, IM 10000000% SISTA! BY THE WAY IM REER WAQOOYI 2 SO AS U CAN IMAGINE IM A BIT CONFUSED ABOUT ALL THIS BULLSH*T!
FIRE-MAN HOW ABOUT S.A.D? SUCK A DICK U FAGGOT!!

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ubax

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 02:13 pm
damn what the hell are you guys talking about this is the past know we all need to face the future come on we all are Somali and we should not hate each other for who we are or what your qabiil is damn think twice ppl
love all Somali ppl
mareexaan KILLER listen up I'm isaaq and I'm happy to be isaaq you see I did not had a problem with Mareexaan since I meet you •••• now tell me, why do you hate them "wait" maybe it's because they fucked you mum big ass or maybe they killed one of you family . I think you are sick and you really need to see the doctor belive me you need .I can't belive I have Mareexaan friend and we never fight about qabiil we need to move on and send this stupid ppl in the hospital
take care all Somali ppl and remember to love each other and not hate each other

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Real G

Monday, April 09, 2001 - 01:46 pm
listen up you motherfukas, first of all u aint got a life part from sitting behind the computer like you never seeing computer before, so why don't u come out say who you are, bring what you can and be a real man whos got the balls to say something to the real mens from woolwich. coz we don't give a fu.. about where anyone from and all we care is about been a real brothers and thats why we on top. so mareexaan if u wanna make ur own tribes then u got lot to learn.

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Anonymous

Monday, April 09, 2001 - 06:03 pm
to mareexan thats right , i happen to be a mareexan girl who honors her qabil as much as you
do. we are true soliders and to mareexan killer
you probably are waqooyi and is ashamed to say it.

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