BOSS | Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 03:14 pm A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it’s a bad one. Both cars were totally demolished, but amazingly, neither of the clerics was hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi saw the priest’s Collar and said, “so you are a priest. I am a rabbi, just look at our cars. There is nothing left, and we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God must have meant we should meet and be friends who live together peace for the rest of our days.” The priest replied, “ I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God.” The rabbi continuos, “ And look at this. Here’s another miracle. My car is completely totaled, but this bottle of Morgan David Wine didn’t break. Surely God want us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then he hands the bottle to the priest. The priest agreed, and took few big swings and hands the bottle back to the rabbi. The rabbi took the bottle, Immediately puts the cap on and handed it back to the priest. The priest asked, “Aren’t you having any?” The rabbi replied,” No I think I’ll wait for the police.” |
Amin | Sunday, April 01, 2001 - 05:00 pm Boss. That was funny. you rock the boat keep those geat jokes coming. love |
MASTER-P | Friday, April 13, 2001 - 11:55 pm YO BOSS THAT WAS DA BOM BRO, WALAAHI I LIKE IT, IT WAS VERY FUNNY, AM STILL LOUGHING,LOOOOOOOOOL, THAT IS DA KIND OF STUFF WE NEED IN HERE, NOT WHO IS DA HOTEST GIRL IN LONDON, AND STUFF LIKE THAT, BOSS BRO U DA MAN,. KEEP UP DA GOOD WORK BRO AND PEACE ALL. |