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JOKer SMOKer

Tuesday, April 03, 2001 - 04:38 am
The story about somalian farax with limited englih:

Once there was a somalian guy chewing his chat and chillin at home. You see he hardly ever stayed at home he was always out. one time he had the urge to go to the toilet, as he went in and switched the light on he saw over five hundred cockroaches.
" Oh •••• too many animals in my toilet" was his reply as he ran to the phone and dailed 999.
lady:"Emergency services can I help you"
Farax:"Yes, yes I want the police I have too many animal in my toilet"
lady:"Hold on a minute I will send the RSPCA(animal control) this is no job for the police"
Farax:"Ok, ok please hurry". Ten minutes later a man from the RSPCA came to him.
Man:"What is the problem?".
Farax:"Yes, yes, ok. I have too many animal in my toilet, please, please come through".
Man:"lead the way".
The farax led him to the toilet, upon entring the RSPCA man was over come with shock at the site of the cockroaches
Man"Oh jesus"
Farax:"See I told You THERE WAS TOO MANY JESUS IN MY TOILET".


P.S.
I do not mean to be blasphemas so no beef ok.

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Anonymous

Tuesday, April 03, 2001 - 06:14 am
what you sayin'...it make no sense..I seggust you get of the net..ps

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Anonymous

Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 06:44 pm
i already hurd this joke, dont floss on otha ppl's shyt u moran

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Anonymous

Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 11:24 pm
I think that was a really funny story, keep it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

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Anonymous

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 02:50 am
•••• YOU ASS HOLE WHAT KIND OFF A FUCKING JOKE IS THIS, GET THE •••• OUT THE NET, IT DID'NT EVEN MAKE SENCE.
PEACE OUT

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