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The funniest joke that I ever heard. :):):)

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Molid

Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 07:08 am
Here I am again presenting one of my best jokes. Plz let me remind you again "no haters can respond to me"

Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch on such a hot day, while our boss is sitting in the shade?"
"I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him."
So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are we digging in the host sun while you just sit under the shade of this tree?"
"Intelligence," the boss said.
"What do you mean, 'intelligence'?"
The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can."
The ditch-digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss moved his hand just in time and the ditch-digger hit the tree. The boss said, "That's intelligence!"
The ditch-digger went back to his hole with a soar hand. His friend asked, "What did he say?"
"He said we are down here because of intelligence."
"What's intelligence?" said the friend. The ditch-digger put his hand on his face and said, "Take your shovel and hit my hand."

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Anonymous

Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 09:35 am
daaaaaaaaaaaaam lol that was really funny. I guess he was hit on the face............lol

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Molid

Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 10:59 am
Thanks to anon. There will be more comming up...

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Anonymous

Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 11:10 am
that is so funny...you remaind me how we somalis do things. intelligence! always hitting a shovel with each other. intelligence!

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Mursal

Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 11:26 am
You are soo funny dude. Keep bring on good jokes..

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joker

Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 11:38 am
oo boy that was funny, please keep posting some more jokes coz i had enough of there ppl in Ila Qosal chating about something that makes no sense

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