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I GRANTEE 100% THAT YOU WILL LOUGH LOUDLY IF YOU READ THIS*************VERY FUNNY*******

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fuaad

Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 09:29 pm
NEW EMPLOYEE EQUAL OPPORTUNITY BENEFIT PLAN

In the past, employees were permitted to make trips to the restroom under informal guidelines. Effective June 1, a restroom Trip Policy will be established to provide a consistent method of accounting for each employee's restroom time and to ensure equal treatment of all employees.

Under this policy a "Restroom Trip Bank" (RTB) will be established for each employee. The first day of each month, employees will be given a restroom Trip Credit (RTC) of 20. RTC's can be accumulated from month to month. Absenteeism will be prorated accordingly.

Currently the entrances to all restrooms are being equipped with personnel identification stations and computer-linked voice-print recognition. During the next two weeks, each employee must provide two copies of voice prints (one normal, one under stress) to Personnel.

The voice-print recognition stations will be operational, but not restrictive, for the month of June. Employees should acquaint themselves with the stations during this period.

If an employee's restroom Trip Bank balance reaches zero, the doors to all restrooms will not unlock for that employee's voice until the first of the next month.

In addition, all restroom stalls are being equipped with timed paper-roll retractors. If the stall is occupied for more then three minutes, an alarm will sound. Thirty seconds after the alarm, the rolls of paper in the stall will retract, the toilet will flush and the stall door will open.

Remember: This service is being made possible for your convenience and to serve you better.

Direct all questions and concerns to your manager.

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x

Sunday, April 08, 2001 - 07:16 am
that wasn't very funny!!! i want my time back, you guareenteed me that it will make me laugh!!!

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SUNTA-HARGAHA

Sunday, April 08, 2001 - 11:26 am
YOU •••• FACE ••••••, "FUNNY", MY GRAN MAM CAN TELL BETTER JOKES, AND SHE 90YRS OLD,

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L.A

Monday, April 09, 2001 - 04:42 am
this wasn't funny at all so next time bring something better or stay away from this page
OK u waste my time for nothing

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a very peed of person

Monday, April 09, 2001 - 05:33 am
U know there must be something wrong with your sense of humour or should I say try brain surgery not that it would work in your case. Go and look in the dictionary for the word joke or humour or did you just misunderstand the concept and decided to e-mail this to us and the jokes to your manager... you waste of space...

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RAQUIA

Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 05:32 am
THAT WAS SO RETARDED. YOU SHOULD BE BAND FROM SOMALINET.COM, U STUPID MORON.

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kalo

Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - 02:50 am
I have never seen in my entire life a joke that is so boring as yours. Get a life and go back to school to learn few things. You've just absolutely wasted my time by reading your long so called a joke. Never bother again contributing to this site. You disgusting little prat.

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