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Best Somalian Jokes

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F.H.I

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 04:34 am
This Xamari guy had and interview in Heathrow airport.when he arrived he met John. John was a person who is going to interview the xamari geezer.

this is how the interview went....

John: How are you
Xamari guy: OH I m very fine and u!
John: I m fine!!
John:So is your name Mohammed Haji?
Xamari guy: YES noo?
John: R u from somalia?
Xamari guy: YEs noo!
John: and Do u want this job?
xamari guy: Yes noo!
John: R u taking a piss?
xamari guy: No Noo

then John get angry so bad and he ask the xamari guy, how come you every I ask you, u reply YES and NO at same time.

the xamari guy goes because I came from xamari noo!

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Anonymous

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 06:17 am
A little bit funny

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1_Nation

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 07:04 am
lol

but couldnt u give the guy from Xamar a name instead of calling him Xamari guy?


I would have put it more like this

This Xamari guy had and interview in Heathrow airport.when he arrived he met John. John was a person who is going to interview the xamari geezer. Called Mohammed Haji?

This is how the interview went....

John: How are you
Mohammed Haji? OH I m very fine and u!
John: I m fine!!
John:So is your name Mohammed Haji?
Mohammed Haji? YES noo?
John: R u from somalia?
Mohammed Haji? YEs noo!
John: and Do u want this job?
Mohammed Haji? Yes noo!
John: R u taking a piss?
Mohammed Haji? No Noo

then John get angry so bad and he ask the xamari guy, how come you every I ask you, u reply YES and NO at same time.

he said goes because I came from xamari noo!

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ubax

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 03:00 pm
DAMN THAT WAS FUNY I'M STILL LAUGHING WOW
YOU REALLY MADE ME LAUGH

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Anonymous

Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 07:29 am
that was aight dawg but keep trying u r almost there.

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