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malik2

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 04:04 am
I always believed that somalian girls behave better than the boys but having seen this made me change my mind. not so long a go i started college in london where about 50 girls attends with only 10 boys. most of this girls wear xijaab which is great and we all respect them but on the other hand none of us date any of them which's sad we don't know why but we always ended up hearing some words like (i make a strong decion about dating somalimen and i don't wana change that)thought we tried to cheas further up none of has ever secceed and the sad part of all is the fact that none of us is interesting another rice.
this is tragaty but the worts is yet to come. most us drives including myself and believe me what i m about see made me sick menthaly until went to see doctor.myself and some of the guys i've mention earlier were walking towards the car park and we come to a car where three young beautiful somali girl were givng BLOW JOB OR AROL SEX whatever you call, we hide ourselves bihind onather car and we witnes the event how f*** sad is that and that wasn't all the show was about to began my eyes were watering i was sweeting like i was digging a stone hole and what anoys me the most was how f**** ugly jamiacan were getting plasure of some of the most beautiful girls on earth without paying any camels. i stood there and i saw what makes me book appointment to see my doctar.a cum on their face and three more girl to come as the first three left with joy smile on their face.believe it or not this took a place on the 4th of april 2001 at 07:00pm in london I don't wana mention the clloge or their names you'll have to 4give me as i still have in mind the word gentlmen.on behave of my friends and myself i wish them a happy holidays.

p.s has any one seen as bad as this if so lets know though it make things worst.

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FARAH

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 04:33 am
THIS IS SICK THOUGH ITS VERY OBVIOUS THIS DAYS. NO LADY IS INTERESTING A SOMALI FARAH LIKE MYSELF AND PEOPLE LIKE YOU BUT BRO I GOT TO TELL YOU THIS: I M PROUD OF YOU AND ADVICE NOT TELL ANYONE EITHER THEIR NAME OR THE COLLEGE THEY COZE AT THE END OF THE DAY IT WILL EFFECT THEM ENOUMOSLY.
HAVE HAPPY HOLIDAYS.

FARAH FROM THE PARK IF YOU REMEMBER.

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Sweetgirl

Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 07:41 pm
To malik2
I am a sista who seen somalian's girls with Jamaican guys i saw them doing it in the Washrooms, kissing each other on the halls..If you ask them sister why you like them so much? they say girl what you know about life this is life..The worst thing when you met the Jamican guys they think you are the same as them...
But there is only one think to do..Mind you own business because there is nothing that you can than their mums can......
Peace ya one love

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ceelbuur-

Sunday, April 08, 2001 - 03:46 am
SWEETgirl agree sis all u have to do is mind ur own theng, let this sad ppl demolish their own future...i am sure 1 day in life they will regret how bad they been, 4 reall i am so proud to see u stil on the right track feeling soryy 4 the lost once too.
take sweet girl and keep doin what u doin hon.

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DEE BOOW

Sunday, April 08, 2001 - 04:10 am
yo malik2

if you read the SEX AND SOMALIGALS PART 2, where me OLD DOG AKA DEE BOOW saw a gal on the bus stop giving heads to a bide man and coulnt beleive what i was seeing. yo there are loads of them in the streets, OR HIDING BEHIND A SCARF just to fake ppl, you get me.

**YO DONT PAY ATTENTION TO THEM AND WHEN YOU ARE READY TO SETTLE DOWN COME WIT ME BACK HOME, COZ I KNOW ALL THE HOT SPOTS TO FIND THE MOST BEUTIFULL, DELECIOUS, SWEET THAN A SWEET, SCRAF AND DIRAC WEARING, GREAT SMILE, IMAN, RESPECTFUL SOMALI GALZ.

***NO OFFENCE TO THE ONCE ON THE WESTERN WORLD COZ WE THE YOUNG MEN OF THE FUTURE HAVE NO CHOICE TO GO BACK HOME AND FIND A GAL COZ WE DONT KNOW WHO TO TRUST FORM YOU LOT**

FEEL ME
4 REAL

DEE BOOW THE DON
OLD DOG

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Amira

Saturday, April 14, 2001 - 02:40 am
What I don't understand is the differance of a somali girl giving it to a jamican guy and a somali boy giving it to a white girl, all I hear and read is how bad the girls are acting but Allah said in his Quran 'al zaney laa tunkeh ela zaney' so it is both harm for men and women and we shouldnt encourge the boys in doing so by concenrtating on the behaviuor of the girls. As a woman I wouldnt like to marry a man that has done the job b4 yet i ve been told that it is very rare to do so, men are looking for virgins yet women cant find wat they r looking for. i m not here to condem wat my brother said b4 but it takes two boys do it and girls do it as well. i am veryy ashmed though to hear that our sisters are doing such filth and they are degrading them selves but if there is no man in the house to look after them and have the upper hand then i am afraid to say that our society would only be in decline.
May Allah bless all

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