     Smart sis | Friday, April 06, 2001 - 09:42 am
Two business men seated on an airplane noticed a Muslim sitting infront of them, one of them says to the other with a wink, "I was going to go to Africa until I found out that half of the country is Muslim so I don't want to go there"
The other man says, "well how about Saudi Arabia?"
The first man says, "no way, that place is loaded with Muslims too"
The other man suggests a trip to US but his companion says, "The Muslims had spread out over the whole country every time I turn around there I bumb into one"
The men are watching the Muslim, and see that the Muslim man is fidgeting and getting kind of ajitated about there conversation. The fellow who started the teasing decides to really get him mad and says "I really want to go to Pakistan but that place is clawling with Muslims."
At this the Muslim man had it and finally turns around in his seat and sweatly says, "Why don't you both go to hell? There is hardly any Muslims there!" |
