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THE NUDE BEACH

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (August 2000): THE NUDE BEACH
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Khalid

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One day, a husband and a wife were vacationing at a nude beach. The wife while lying on the beach with her legs stretched out. A fly in the vicinity hovering over her body entered her pussy. She emitted a very loud scream which attracted the attention of her husband. After enquiring what happened, the husband rushed her to a nearby hospital. The doctor at the emergency room informed them that the only way to remove the fly from his the woman's pussy was to smear honey on the tip of the husband's dick and use it as a bait. The husband was very hesitant and refused to do that. At this point, the doctor was out of options and volunteered for the task himself. Both husband and wife agreed to the doctor's suggestion. Then, the doctor put some honey on the tip of his dick and inserted it in the woman's pussy. He then started screwing her real hard. After awhile, the doctor was overwhelmed by his orgasm and was about to ejaculate when the husband intervened and asked the doctor what were his intentions. The doctor couldn't utter a word because of the sexual pleasure he was experiencing, so he simply exclaimed 'change of plan, I am gonna drown this bastard (referring to the fly).'

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Madar

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Oh, Man, That's good one.I would've volunteered my self too. anyway, thankxxxxxxxxxxx Khalid for making me laugh.

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sickened sis

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boys.....u both make me sick cuz u know that only happens in ur sick minds.....keep dreaming...loser.....u sick basterd......

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