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ayaanle

Monday, April 09, 2001 - 06:46 pm
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually.

After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.

She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback. And after a long-distance courtship, they decide to get married.

On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.

“What happened?” she asks.

“I've never been with a woman,” he says. “But if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo I'm gonna need all the room I can get!”

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smart-guy

Monday, April 09, 2001 - 08:35 pm
QHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH AHAHAAHAHAHA
THIS ONE WAS FUNNY I GOTTA ADMIT THAT MUCH
BUT COULD YOU GET A BETTER ONE
AFTER ALL YOU GOT it FROM
READERS DIGEST....LOOOL
WE KNOW
COUSE I READ THIS ONE LAST WEEK...page61:)

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LADY BUTTER LIPZZZZZZ

Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 03:09 pm
SORRY AYANLE

I GUESS U GOT CAUGHT

BUT DAT DON'T MATTER SIMPLE DUST URSLEF AND TRY AGAIN

I'VE HEARD DIS 1 BUT I LIKED IT

NEXT TIME POST 1 DAT ANIT THOUGHT OF ALREADY

BYE

LOL SMART -GUY

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