site-wide search

SomaliNet Forums: Archives

This section is online for reference only. No new content will be added. no deletion either...

Go to Current Forums ...with millions of posts

ILA QOSOL CAR YAAN QOSLIN (hadaad qosli weydo anaanba kusooqoslin tan)

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (August 2000): ILA QOSOL CAR YAAN QOSLIN (hadaad qosli weydo anaanba kusooqoslin tan)
Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Axmed-gole

Unrecorded Date
Laba dahliyara ayaa shukaasi kadhexeeyey aad ayeyna isugu ciidanaayeen(isugu fiicnaayeen)sida aad ogtihiinba markay 2 qof aad isugu wanaagsan yihiin wax yaalo badan ayaa dhexmara sida kaftan badan, farakacayaar dadka qaarkiis iyo waliba kalsooni dheeraada gabadha iyo hooyadeed aad ayey isugu ekaayeen cabir ahaana isula ekaayeen labadoodubana indhaha ayeye xiaayeen(indha shareer ama niqaab)intaa waxaa dheeraa in wiilku tuhunsanaa in maamada gabadaha dhashay larabin gabadheeda taasna waxbaa kayara jirtay maalintii dambe wakhti casar gaabkii ah maqrib agagaarihiis ayaa wiilkii ka hor imaaday qof ula ekaaday saaxiibadii isagoon sugunba(hubsanin) ayuu ku bilaabay kaftan si indho-la'an ah wuxuuna ku yiri naa horta maad igala hadashid habartan hooyadaa ah imaba arki kartee maxay saas iigu nacsantahay maxaan yeelay Yaxaas ha qaadee inaan habaaro maahee sikale garan maayee wuxuu intaa kudaray oo uu yiri mar horaan kuu sheegay inaysan fiicnayn gabar hooyadeed nooshay siiba adiga oo kale xariifkaa wuxuu ku hadlay wax walba oo uurkisa ku jiray waa si kaftan ahaan ah laakiin qof walba lagu dhihi karin hebal iyo heblaayo oo kale maahee intaas markuu is raaciyey ayuu dareemay sheekadii oo lagala qayb qaadanay iyo indho kaliya oo siyaaban u eegaya xariifkii halmar aya biyo qaboow lagu shubay sheekadiina waa dhananaatay hal mar ayaa jawaab naxadinle soo yeedhay oo layidhi waaryaa nacas yohow fulayga ah waan kusiisay gabadha aa darteed yaxaaska iisiinaysee isa soo diyaari caawana guriga iigu kaalay.
qofwalboow malee waxaa samayn lahayd hadaa tahay kan ay arintaas ku dhacday

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Tubeec

Unrecorded Date
Axmed gole############


sheekadan aad ayaan ula dhacay saaxiiboow aad ayaad umahad santahay mar walba waxaan kaa codsaneeynaa inaad markale inoo soodiyaariso sheeko mid tan oo kale ah waana kuu mahad naqayaa waxaana kaa sugeeynaa sheeko macaan by saaxib

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Tubeec

Unrecorded Date
waad salaamantihiin dhamaantiin bal tana ila eega

Nin ayaa waxa uu ka yimid baadiye wuxuuna soo galay xamar maalintaas oo loodabaaldegaayo 21 october ninkaas wuxuu magaalada seexday habeen kaas markuu waaga u baryay ayuu wuxuu kulaabtay baadiyihiisi mudo kadib ninkii wuxuu u soo dhoofay dalka canada markuu ka soodagay garoonka ayuu wuxuu arkay garoonka oo nalkiisu aad ay nuurayaan markuu magaalada galayna kaba sii daran markuu maalmo sii joogayna nalalka magaalada waa sidii uu ku ogaa maalintii danbe ayuu wuxuu saaxibadii su aalay saaxiboow magaaladan maalin walba ma 21 October baa. waxaa la yiri maxaad aragtay. wuxuu ugu jawaabay saaxiiboow xamar ayaa marka ay 21October tahay ayaa sidaan oo kale nalalka u iftiimi jireen.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

geedi-shaambow

Unrecorded Date
yaaxaas ha qaade ....ninkii kaftankii ugamba darine................axmed-gole you sure that wasn't you bro........ joke....

listen to this chief..........

xariifkoo ayaa taleefoon wuxu u diray gabar ay saaxiibo yahiin gurigooda. Duqdoo gabadha ayeeydeed aa ka qabatay...

markuu salaam kabacdi ayna u sheeqtay in qoftii joogto ayuu waxuu ka codsaday inay u gudbiso
duqdii ayadoon taleefonka meesha looga hadlo gacanta saarin ayey gabadhii oo dhow ku tiri:

"maadheey iga qabo waa mid qamri ka soo ureyso e"

xariifkii gabdhii uu ku salaamay duqdu san-dheeraa...... xagaas may wax ka urihee........


later.........

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Xaali

Unrecorded Date
Gix-gix gix-gix, arey geedi-shambo adiga xagee kuugu aruursan yihiin...bal in kale soo daa.......

Get this ikhiyaarta,

xariifkoo aa qaxooti isku soo diibay Canada markaas aa waxaa lagu celiyey Kaniisad Buffalo, marka gabar walashiis ah ayuu toronto ka soo wic wici jirey, malintii danbe ayaa gabadhii talefoonkii laga jarey markaas aa cajaladii la hadashay oo ay tiri....

please hung up and try your call again... markaas buu wuxuu ugu jawaabay cajaladii... naa heede Fadumo waan ognahay inaad Ingriis baretee ee nala hadal.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Geedi_shaambow

Unrecorded Date
iyaah .......xaali adigaanba iga yareysane.........


listen to this............

Nin oday ah oo reer mudug ah oo ina-dhoore la yiraahdo ayaa xamar imaaday. Bas ayuu ceelgaab ka soo raacay .........


odaygii waxuu fariistay labada kursi ee isku dhagan midka meesha la maro soo xiga. Kursiga ka shisheeyana waa banaan yahay.


Gabar dhalin yaro ah ayaa baskii oo kuraastii kale buuxsameen soo fuushay. Odaygii oo meeshaan iska fadhiya bay waxay ku tiri:

"Duqa jug dheh"

odaygii inta kor u fiirshay buu afka ka yiri: "JUG"
gabadhii oo xoogaa qosol ceshaneysaa baa waxay tiri: "Ar waxaan dhoora ah maxaa waaye"


odaygii wuxuu u qaatay inay garatay markaasuu yiri :
"allow wax na yaqaan ha noo waayin... adeer tumaad aheyd............."

yax yax yax...................... ma waraa yaale hee qosol xume.............afka...day

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Danbas

Unrecorded Date
Geedi shamboow, waxaad jebisay record-ka qosolka, laakiin waxaan maqlay in ninku uu ahaa nin dhalin yaro ah oo ka yimid waqooyiga Somaliya uuna fadhiyey kursiga gadaale ee Caasiga oo hal qof ka banaanaa gabadhuna ay dooneysay in wiilku ka
si- kadod(durko) ayaa tiri "jug dheh" wiilkiina markii dhawr jeer uu ku celceliyey gabadhiise ay ka tegi la,dahay buu yiri "dee imisa Jugoodbaa dooneysaa"

I know yours is better!!

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Geedi_shaambow

Unrecorded Date
yax yax yax....................................


danbas......................... that is new version...... i haven't heard before i like it anyway............thanks..............


listen to this.......................


barigii kacaanku ka waalnaa soomaaliya ayaa maalin degmo demooyinka xamar ka mid ah ayaa waxaa ka jiray iskaa waxa u qabso..

Oday weyn oo dadkii xaafada la soo saaray ka mida ah aa mid guul-wade ah ku yiri: Jaalle shaqadda si fiican u qabo........

odaygii kiibuu inta fiiriyey wuxuu ku yiri: "Hibirtaa iyo walaashaa aa jaalle ah."

guulwadahii shalay ma'ehee daraad ay ka noqotay...
odaygii ay ayagoo takhantakeynaaya booliska geeyen..

Booliskii aa waxay weydiiyeen odaygaan wuxuu bi'yey, waxay yiraahdeen waa na af-lagaadeeyey.

odeygii ayaa warsaday iney weydiiyaan waxa uu ku af-lagaadeeyey....

gulwadayaalkii baa yiri : hooyadayo iyo walaashayo buu wax ka sheegay.


odaygii ayaa ku jawaabay: "Arey minay jaalle wax fiican tahay xuu habarti iyo walaashii ugu diidaa anina iigu dhaahaa"


yax yax ayx.................................................. warmaa yaal hee guulwade yaalkii oo dhagah taagayaa meeshii ka baxay.......

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Yaska

Unrecorded Date
hi Everbody,

Xariif reer jowhar ah aa Qaxootinimo is ku soo dhiibay Sweden. waxaa loogu yeedhay in Interview-gii laga qaado.. waxaana turjumaan u ahaa xariif reer waqooyi bacdiisii qabo ah. Gaalkii baa su'aal weydiiyay ninkii oo yidhi What is Your proffision? turjumaankii baa yidhi " Waar maxaad soomaliya ka qaban jirtay? xariifkii wuxuu dhahay aniyaa,, aar aniga BAXAAR aan ahaa, turjumaankii baa yihdhi: Jaw, waar maxaad ka shaqayn jirtay baa lugu waydiieyee? waa maxaay baxaark?.

Baxaar ma kasaysid miyaa... koo yaxaas la hadlo.. hadu gabar dafo ka soo dhicinaayo moohoo, yaxaasyada oo dhan waa la hayaamooho..

Gaalkii baa yidhi what he said?turjumaankii baa yidhi ..he was animal cheif.. gaaalbaa sasay oo yidhi animal cheif......?

AAr yaa aar xaa kala yayso soomaali weyn....

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Xaali

Unrecorded Date
FIx- fix- fix arey shactiroolayaa inaan Meel u qabto waaye lacagta aan ka aruursadee...

Ma ina soo gaarsiyeey xariiftii reer muduga aheyd oo ayadoo qurbaha ku cusub xariifkoo kale damcay in uu shukaansi ka gaarsiiyo..... malintii danbe ayuu soo wacay markaas ayuu yiri haye abaayo maxaa isku dhacaya(what's is happening) markaas bey tiri walaal waxbe ma sharqan baad maqashey....giiix-giix-giix

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Geedi_shaambow

Unrecorded Date
ah ah ah ha.......................... you lot are jokers........


listen to this ............


islaantoo duq ah aa canada la keenay.... ayaamo markey jooktay ay maalintii danbe isbitaal waxay u kaxaysatay mid yar ooo ciyaa fish/chips oo af soomaligu dhibo iney uga turjunto...........

dhaqtarkii aa wuxuu dhahay maxaa haya .....
gabadhiibaa habartii weydiisay..... duqdii ku teh

"Maandheey waxaa ku tiraahdaa habeykii markay tahay baa la'igu durduriyaa"

gabadhii sidii bay ugu gudbisay dhaqtarkii....
asagiina isla markiibuu rebootgareeyey in duqdaan abuse lugu sameeyo habeenkii.......................


yax yax yxa .... ma waraa yaal hee..............

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Unrecorded Date
ASALAAMU CALAYKUM.

KAH KAH KAH YAX YAX YAX DHAG DHAG DHAG

Dhaliyaro dhamaaan waad salaamantihiin aad ayaana idiinka mahad naqayaa booqashada bogaan kaas oo aan socdeen la'aantiin GEEDI-SHAMBOOW, XAALI, TUBEEC, DAMBAS, YAASKA, IYO Dhamaan akhyaarta kale ee sharta mudan

waxaana filaayaa record ka ilaa iyo hada waxaa wali inoo haya GEEDI-SHABOOW taan ku bilaabay too kaliidatana malahaan waa inaan boodhka iska jafaa oo wax soconaaya hda la imaadaa(waa kaftamaayaa dhalinyaro)laakiin tuwaliba takale kadaran sheekooyinkeena isn't it geedi-shamboo

ee anna ila eega tan soo socota ilakahana yaanu idnika daadan yaaaaaaaaaah lololol

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Unrecorded Date
SALAAN MAR KALE

SHEEKO DHEXMARTAY NIN REER WAQOOYI AH IYO ODAY REER MIYI AH OO SOMALIDA ETHIOPIA AH

Nin reer miyi ah oo ka imaaday Galbeedka-Somaliya gaar ahaan magaalo layidhaahdo HARGEELE miyigeeda oo soo xigta dhinaca xuduudka Somaliya ayaa soo aaday muqdisho waxayna gaadhi soo wada raaceen xariifkoo reer waqooyi ah kadib markii dhaxda lamarayo ayuu gaadhigii gadoomay

kii reer miyiga ahaa ayaa sixun u dhaawacmay shoog ayuuna qaday wuuna miyir beelay laakiin xariifkii wax weyn ma gaadhin ninkaan reer miyiga ah waligii magaalo ma arag safarkaan kahor waa loo gurmaday gaadhigii gadoomay waxaana dadkii dhaawaca ahaa lakeenay Hospital kuyaala amar

Mudo kadib ayuu yiyirsaday ninkii reer miyiga ahaa kadibna wuxuu arkay isagoo meel wada dhalaali ku jira dad dhar cad cad qabana ay u adeegayaan siiba gabdhaha nursing ka ahaa wuxuu layaabay meesha nadaafadeeda iyo waxan uusan waligii arag kadibna dhinacyadiisa ayuu eegay isaga oo leh aduun waa ladaali kuna cel celinaya, wuxuuna arkay sxbkiisii(saxibkisi) reer waqooyiga ahaa wuxuuna weydiiye meesha ay joogaan meesha ay tahay

kii reer/w wuxuu gartay in sxbkiis wali wareersan yahay wuxuuna ugu jawaabay waar dee waa Aaakhiradii soo ma arkaysid meeshaan waa meeshii Janada lagu sugayee. Ninkii wuu yaabay wuxuuna rumaystay inuu dhintay hadana janada uu ku jiro becouse waligiis ma arag mana maqal wax sidan u nadaafad iyo nuur badan wuxuuna yidhi Aleelahay waa runtaa! karbuunana(toosh) arkayoo waligay ma arag wax sidan u nuuri(u iftiimi)

kii reer waqooyi intaas kuma dayne wuxuu ogaaday in xariifkaan reer miyiga ah qaliin u diyaarsan yahay laga operation mayo meela wax kasoo gaadheen waxuuna ku yidhi mar labaad waar yaahee hada waxaynu ku jirnaa qiyamihi waxaan dharka cad cad qabana waa malaaigtii ee waxaa ogaataa hadii iridaa lagaa bixiyana waxaa lagu gayn cadaabkii (waa dhinicii theatre qaliinka) hadii taas kale lagaa bixiyana waxaa lagu gayn janadii(waa iridii dad caadiga ah kasoo galayeen)

Wax yar kadib ayaa waxaa imaaday qolyihii dhakhaatiirta ahaa oo doonaya inay camaliyad ku sameeyaan ninka dhaawaca ah waxaana loo qaaday dhinicii looga digay mise hal mar ayuu afka furtay isagooleh LAA ILAAHA ILLAALAAHU MUXAMADARASUULULAAHI WAR HA I CADAABINA ANIGU ISLAAMBAAN AHAY!!!

waxuuna kuwaashay towxiidsi iyo qaylo aan xadlahayn sxbkii reer waqooyina qosolbaa naftu uga baxaysaa markii ninkii dhaawaca ahaa lawadi waayey lana arkay kan naftu qoslka uga baxayso ayaa laweydiiye wuxuu ku qosli iyo waxa uu ka ogyahay ninkan ay wada socdeen xaalkiisa inuu waalanaa iyo inkale

Kadibna wuxuu u sheegay dhakhaatiirtii wxuu ninkan reer miyiga ah ka dhaadhiciyey aad ayaana loo qoslay qaadan waana dadkii ugu noqotay waxaana adkaatay in odaygii reer miyiga ahaa lamarsiiyo irida cadaabka

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Unrecorded Date
sorry brs and siss sheekada aa ial dheeraatay waana qiso dhaba siday igu soo gaadhay

geedi shamboow madaxaaga allaha ka shubo adi iyo xaali lololol

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Unrecorded Date
ISBITAAL KUYAALA XAMAR AYAA LAGEEYE DHAAWICII AMA MUQDISHO WAANA MEESHA AY QISADU KA DHACDAY

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Madar

Unrecorded Date
Thanks Axmed-Gole, it's a very funyy story. I laughed like no other. Please write more.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Xaali

Unrecorded Date
Gaa-Gaa-jiiq-jiiq-jiiq

Thank u brother Ahmed u remind me this one

try this one........It is true story it happened to same one i know.

Xaafada huruwaa ee xamar ayaa Islaan baa waxey dagan tahay guri filo ah, marka dadka agaarkeeda ah ayada kaliya ayaa filo uga jirta... marka islaanta waa garoob lixdankii ayeeyna taban rabtaa
Oday dameerey ah ayaa islaanta kor ka fiirsada islaantuna waa reer bari.... malintii danbe buu odaygii go'aansadey in uu islaanta ku qabto.markaas buu wuxuu yiri...

yihoow heblaayow kawaran hadii aan aniga malintii dameerka noo soo xamaalo, adiga aad raashinka noo walaaqdid, habeenkiina aan is amuursano..... islaantii reer bariga aheyd waxaa ciil ka hayaa odaga dameerlaha oo shukaansanaya, markaas bey tiri.....Hade walaal ma xume, marka hore waa in aad reerkeyga iga doonta, oo aad sooryo siisaa, waa in aad dahab ii tuntaa, alaabna ii dhigtaa....

Odaygii intuu yaabey ayuu yiri yihoow mugaan walaxaas oodan suubinayo, XAAN KAA DHEEFAA XABABA DHALI MAYSIDE....

SORRY GUYS IT IS TOO LONG.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

fahad

Unrecorded Date
VERY FUNNY ROOM, i like it ,thans all.

here is what i got to say,

waan ognahay dhamaanteen is ay jirtay meel dadka walwaalan lagu hayn jiray xamar (maano koobiyo)
qofba qofkii uu ka waalanyahay marka meesha lagu soo biiriyo kuwii hore u joogay waa ka subxaanalaysan jireen oo ka baqi jireen wayna isu sheegi jiraan midba midka kale maxaa yeelay way arkaan qofka cabaadaayo oo xir xiran, malintii danbe ayaa madaxweynaha booqasho u tagay meesha isaga iyo ciidamadiisii tirada badnaa ee ilaalada ,markaasa waxaa la waayay wax soo baxa ,laba saaxiibo ah ayaa mid wuxuu yiri maxaa loo bixi waayay ,kii kale ayaa wuxuu gu jawaabay ,mawalantahay adi waaba ujeedaaye in kii aduunnka ugu waalnaa meesha la keenay oo aan waliba xirnayn .......thanks

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Axmad-gole

Unrecorded Date
WAAN IDIN SALAAMAY DHAMAANTIIN AKHYAARTA

Madar, Xaaali, iyo Fahad aad ayaa u mahadsan tihiin You are funny people, and I laughted indeed, you made me a qoslaa, lollol. Noo wada kana raali ahaada sheekooyinkayga dhaadheer and I will try to make them short Inshaa allaah, inkastoo mar mar iska daruuri tahay in ay sheekadau dheeraato.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Axmad-gole

Unrecorded Date
yax yax yax gax gax gax dhag dhag dhag fiq fiq

NIN REER MIYI AH IYO GUURKIISI

Qosolbadanaa ma kelyo cowleed bay cuneen tana bal ila arka
Its true story. Sida aanwada ogsoonahay waxaan nahay umad reer guura xoola dhaqata ah badanaa sheekooyinkeena wanaagsana miyiga yaa laga heli karaa(magaalo waa marax acording to our tales).

nin reer miyi ah oo layiraah Cali-daciif ayaa ayaa guursaday wuxuuna ahaa nin aad u tabar daran miyigana sida la ogsoon yahay ninka iyo naagta xoog ayaa wax lagu kala qaadan jiray marka la isku cusub yahay (xaga xisabaha daakhiliga)oo waxaa lagu sheekaysan jiray hebel iyo xaaskiisa wixii dhex maray xiligii arooskooda

xariifka tabarta yar wuxuu guursaday xariifadoo aad uga xoog badan ugan quwad badan Calitacbaan markuu islaanti wax ka raadsado waxaa loogu jawaabaa huruuf reer miyi iyo jeegada oo laqabto lagana soo saaro gurugaba, waa yaab!
C/tacbaan markuu aroos ku sheeg? ahaa dhowr bilood ayuu dhibka haysta u sheegay nimay isku dhawaayeen una sheegay inuusan arkin meel ay wax ku yaa...n (iska fahan) xarfiifkan loo dan sheegtay waa nin aad xoog badan iska dheh Cali maroodi! magaciisa wuxuuna ku yidhi islaanta u sii hanjab(u sii bootee) dhowr bari una sheeg inaa hal mar xanaaqdo hadaad xanaaqdana wax ku hor istaagi karaa jirin waxay tiri ma adiga msie qofkale walaahi baheenki lee aqalka kaa saari jiraye xitaa maalinta banaankaa kuu saaraa mxaa xoolahaagi isga bixinaysay hadaan tabar qabin lol lol lol Alla maxaa xigi doona?

labadii xariif aa habeenki danbe isa soo raacay hal marna soo wada galay aqal hoorigii mugdiga ahaa wuxuuna usheegay in caawa ay iska celiso ileen waa xanaaqsan yahaye waxaana lagu amray awtabar yare inuu hadlo markii kan kale islaanta uu u jilcinayo oo dhoho sida(like) eey xun soo kuuma sheeign hadaan xaanaqo inaan darnahay markii wax lagaadhsiiyaba xariifki maroodiyoow ahaa xariifadii raga xoolihiisa u diiday aa hal gacan iyo lug laqabtaye waxaa loo tuuray maxaa kaagalay aw-hebelna maxaas bilaabay hee hanjabaadiisii aaheey waa aniniga iyo adiga waaca
doofaar xun , waadan i aqoon waligay baysan arag anoo xanaaqay hi'hiiiiih adaale adaa nar gale aleen shiis aa ka dhacday aw-xoog weyne aa u jilciyey islaantii ilaa ay ka tabar dhigtay laftii dhaqaadaabana laga nabar laga gaadhsiiyey

Inta kale adi dhamaysee ninki tabarta daraa islaantii wuxuu kaga caruur dhalay waad igaran markaan xanaaqo iyo kala orad markay hadalkaas maqasho ileen way garan wixii ku dhacay aroos keediye

sorry it was too long

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

SAXARDIID

Unrecorded Date
yax yax yax fiq fiq fiq ahaaah hahahah aryaa ma naas iijeedaa axmed-gole

Thanks br axmed-gole I real enjoyed your funny story, this most and best room in this place ever I seen before

Tana iska day hee

Xafiif koo aa miyiga sidii looga keenay waxaa toos loo keenay dibada waxaana lageeyey iskuul waxayna is barteen gabar waxayna kawada hadleen inay wada sheekaystaan wadana socdaan xariifkaan waxoow rabyaa in gabartana la sheekaysto aysan una soo dhawaan xariifadaana waxaas ma maraayo waa taqaanaa.....waxy rabtaa xariif magaalada wada maro dhexda la is qabsado mar marna duruusta lawada akhristo.......

halkaan dhooraha ahna waa is adkaynaayaa reer magaal iska dhig aa ku jirta maalintii danbe ayaa xariifadii waxa marti qaaday asxaabteeda kale waxaana marti qaadkii lagu soo daray her best freind- saaxiibkeeda ay jeceshay waana uu aqbalay. Kadib markii lacasheeyey meeshana muusiq dhawaq dheer oo uu xariifkaan aad u dhibsanaayeye ka baxayey ayaa loo istaagay in layara jimicsado la iskana yara dhididiyo(dance)

kadibna sifiican ayaa la isku kala wareejiay ....rageedii ..... dhoorihii laakiin dhaqanka wanaagsanaa saxibadiis ayaa ka doontay inuu meesha iska qaado oo calal aqal lugaha la dhaq dhaqaajiyo mise xafiifkaan nafayba ka joogtaayoo wuxuus layaaban yahay waxa meesha ka socda waana ishayn laa'yahay

Hal marlee matag laga wareegay ma dhadaa hadana si xun ayuu u casheeyey makii horana wuu yara daaca qurun sanaa meeshii (the part) baartiga ahayd waxay isu rogtay meel ur iyo mixnadi iyo qosol aan lagu talaglin ka dhacday xariifkiina isbitaal ayaa loo qaaday

Taka daran xariifki dhaqan somaliga wanaagsan lahaa waa kii reer miyiga ahaaye haduu arko gabartii iyo asxaabtii habeenkii meeshii joogtay mid ka mid ah waa hubaal inuu matag kasoo horaynayo

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

SAXARDIID

Unrecorded Date
yax yax yax fiq fiq fiq ahaaah hahahah aryaa ma naas iijeedaa axmed-gole

Thanks br axmed-gole I real enjoyed your funny story, this most and best room in this place ever I seen before

Tana iska day hee

Xafiif koo aa miyiga sidii looga keenay waxaa toos loo keenay dibada waxaana lageeyey iskuul waxayna is barteen gabar waxayna kawada hadleen inay wada sheekaystaan wadana socdaan xariifkaan waxoow rabyaa in gabartana la sheekaysto aysan una soo dhawaan xariifadaana waxaas ma maraayo waa taqaanaa.....waxy rabtaa xariif magaalada wada maro dhexda la is qabsado mar marna duruusta lawada akhristo.......

halkaan dhooraha ahna waa is adkaynaayaa reer magaal iska dhig aa ku jirta maalintii danbe ayaa xariifadii waxa marti qaaday asxaabteeda kale waxaana marti qaadkii lagu soo daray her best freind- saaxiibkeeda ay jeceshay waana uu aqbalay. Kadib markii lacasheeyey meeshana muusiq dhawaq dheer oo uu xariifkaan aad u dhibsanaayeye ka baxayey ayaa loo istaagay in layara jimicsado la iskana yara dhididiyo(dance)

kadibna sifiican ayaa la isku kala wareejiay ....rageedii ..... dhoorihii laakiin dhaqanka wanaagsanaa saxibadiis ayaa ka doontay inuu meesha iska qaado oo calal aqal lugaha la dhaq dhaqaajiyo mise xafiifkaan nafayba ka joogtaayoo wuxuus layaaban yahay waxa meesha ka socda waana ishayn laa'yahay

Hal marlee matag laga wareegay ma dhadaa hadana si xun ayuu u casheeyey makii horana wuu yara daaca qurun sanaa meeshii (the part) baartiga ahayd waxay isu rogtay meel ur iyo mixnadi iyo qosol aan lagu talaglin ka dhacday xariifkiina isbitaal ayaa loo qaaday

Taka daran xariifki dhaqan somaliga wanaagsan lahaa waa kii reer miyiga ahaaye haduu arko gabartii iyo asxaabtii habeenkii meeshii joogay mid ka mid ah waa hubaal inuu matag kasoo horaynayo

Qaybteeda kale wa inoo marka xigta I.A.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Xaali

Unrecorded Date
Gaa-gaa-gaa-hoo-hoo-hoo, very funy guys..gows iguma harine ee sida ii dhaama.

Guys aniga waa iga dhiiqatee awey ninkii na jiidi jirey......Geedi-shaambow what happen to you bro, meesha naga kaxee.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

KAAFICADE

Unrecorded Date
WAAD SALAAMAN TIHIIN DHALINTA IYO DH/XIGEENTABA.

QAX QAX QAX QAX GAAA GA GA FIIIQ FIQ FIQ FIQ TANA ILA ARKA HEE.

Ninkoo a reer soo marti galay waxaana laseexiyey guri aroosa o ninki lahaa ka maqan yahay ayna seexdaan gabdarti aroosada ahayd iyo gabdho kale oo gabarta laseexda maxaa dhici doona hee ..aawey...... geedi-shamboow....ila qosol hee...... mida ka mid ah gabdhihii guriga sii seexanaayey inta odaygii lahaa maqnaa oon ka warqabin xariif kaan martida ah ayaa waxay tiri caawa heblaayo aan nin nin isaga dhigaaye i fiiriya...

Way soo baxday waxayna imaatay gurigii agtiisa waxayna biloeday shanqar rageed sida ixi xiih iyo wax lamida waxayna gashay gurigii ninka martida ah ku jiray waxayna si cod eyni ku jirto u tiri ixi xiix maandheey aawey naagtii guriga lahayd!.. iyo haa haabasho(taa taabasho) ayey isku dartay ileen waa guri baadiye oo mugdi ahe markay gaartay sariirtii taabatayna qofkii jiifay aa korka looga dagay hee iyadoo waliba soo xaydatay mardeedii.......

Xariifkii xuu ku dey haa wax ilaah afka uga soo galiyey qiyaas hee..(..............) waxaa ka dhacday ala adeeroow, ala adeeroow, ala adeerooe xaa loogu jawaabay hee adeerkaa dhac, adeer kaa dhac ii dhamays tir hee

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Geedi_shaambow

Unrecorded Date
Yax yax yax .................. thanks alot guys/girls i couldn't stop laughings......you killed it over the weekend...while i was away.....

Axmed-Gole, xaali, saxardiid, kaaficade, madar and danbas......you lot are banch of comedians.....


here is onther.............


Xariifkoo wuxuu ku noolaan jiray miyiga Tuulo la yiraado Qooqaani oo ku taal koonfurta kismaanyo.
ninkaan maagaladiisa ugu weyn uu arkay waxay aheyd Qooqaani ...... Aduun iska hawlo badani maalintii danabe ayaa ninkii wuxuu soo aday kismaanyo......

goor habeyn ah ayuu soo galay magaaladii. markaasuu wuxuu la yaabay waxa nalanka meel walba ka shidan yahiin....


nin uu yaqaanay oo gaariga la saarnaa ayuu inta u soo dhawaaday wuxu ku yiri asagoo lahjadii waamo ku hadlaaya:


"Aryaa waxaan oo faynuusa intee gaas looga keenaa!"


yax yax .........................later boys/girls

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Unrecorded Date
YAX YAX KAX KAX KAX...WARYAA.. GEEDI-SHAMBOO... WAXOONOO DHAN XAGAY KUUGU XARAYSANYIHIIN SXB DAYNAA KAA DALBANAAA HEE.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

fahad

Unrecorded Date
ha ha ha ha ,,hi hi hi hi ,qosolbadanaa guys ,

here is another one ,

iga raali if this offends any one ,

nin iyo naag isqaba ayaa wiilkooda oo 9 jir ah la xeexan jiray qolka kaliya ee ay lahaayeen gurugooda ,wiilka yar habeenkii mar mar ayuu soo kacaa oo uu fiirsadaa............ ka dib markii uu samaynaayay sidaas mudo dheer oo aabe iyo hooyadiis aysan ogaan wuxuu sameeyo, ayaa habenkii dambe ayaa wiilkii wuxuu arkay aabibiis oo kaadinaayo oo kaadidii iska tirtiraayo markaasuu,wiilkii yaraa soo cararay uu hooyadii u yimid isagoo naxsan oo gariiraayo ayuu wuxuu hooyadii ku yiri "hooyo guruga isaga carar caawa " hooyo waxay tiri oo maxaa dhacay wiilkaygiiyoow ,wuxuu yiri waxaan arkay aabe oo wax dheer kuu soo soofaysanaaya ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

hooyadii intay madaxa qabsatay ayay waxay ninkeedii u sheegtay in laga bilaabo caawa wiilka qolkale loo raadiyo intuusan wax kale oo ka foolxun arintaan hadana la imaan markale .,,,,,


again ,i know inay tahay sheeko aan dharlaheen iga raali ahaado marlabaad ,epecialy gabdhaha,,,,,,,,,wiilasha waxaan oo kale waa kawada sheekeesan karaan ......

guys keep up the good work ....bye

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Xaali

Unrecorded Date
FIx-fix-fix...... Bal tana ila eega

Meel baadiya ah ah ayaa nin wuxuu u yimid nin uu yaqaano oo hilib macaan cunaya, ninkaan hilibkii baa hunguri ka galay, markaas buu wuxuu is yiri ninkaan sheeko xiiso leh u qabo si uu kuu yiraahdo war hebel soo fariiso. Markaas buu yiri:

War hebelow naagtaadii waa dhashay
markaas buu ugu jawabey asagoo aan fiirin oo hilibkiisii cunaya...inay calool buurneyd waa ogaa...
markaas buu yiri 2 wiil oo mataano ah ayey dhashey
su ye...si waa u calool Weyneyd.
Markaas buu yiri wiilashii mid baa dhintey.....
suu ye tiisii baa gashey.
Markaas buu yiri kii kalena raac....
Suuye wuxuu u joogo waa khalad....
markaas buu yiri haweyneydiina raacdey....
suu ye midhaa mida kale aan soo wadey ogeyd.....

Xariifkii asagoo dhabanada haysta oon hilibna la siin amuu baxayhee...... Hey guys that's as funny as I can get today....latter

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Geedi_shaambow

Unrecorded Date
waryaaya..........dhammaantii waa salaaman tahiin................meeshaan xarfaan aa isugu imaatay..................

midaana iga hooya.......


Labo dhalin yara ah oo iska tabaaleysan baa waxay isla daganaayeey qol irid baanaan ah.
Nimanka qolka waxa ay xirtaan iyo inta ay ku seexdaan waxaan aheyn umma yaaliin.


habeynkii danbe ayaa labadoodii oo midna hurdo midna waxa yar soo jeedo ayaa waxaa u soo galay tuug. qolkuna waa mugdi.

Tuugii baa intuusan qolkii baaran wuxuu iska bixiyey jaakad uu xirnaa. Markaasuu wuxuu dhigtay meel kii soo jeeday u dhaw.

Kii jaakadii buu inta soo jiitay barkaday. waxyar ka bacdi baa sharqantii tuuga waxaa ku kacay kii hurday.

markaasuu yiri:" waryaa hebel guriga tuug baa ku jira"

kii soo jeeday baa yiri:"war tuug ma joogee naga seexo"
tuugii markuu wuxuu qaato waayey ayuu hadana jaakadiisii waayey.

waxyar dabadeed baa kii hurday hadana ku kacay sharqantii tuuga oo jaakadiisii goob-goobaya.

sidiibuu hadana kii kale ugu yiri: "waryaa walaahi guriga tuug baa ku jira"

kii baa hadana ku yiri: "waar tuug ma joogee naga seexo"

Tuugii oo jaakadii la' ayaa intuu is heyn waayey yiri:" Hadaan tuug joogin yaa jaakadeydii qaatay?"


yax yax yax....................yax.......... later...

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Unrecorded Date
DHAMAAN WAAD SALAAMAN TIHIIN,


FIQ FIQ FIQ...DHAG DHAG DHAG... YAX YAX YAX... HAAAAAH. HAH.. WAAH, WAAH.. AARYAA.. GEEDI-SHAMBOOW.... Waxaas ku weydiinaa aas weydiisidna lahaay walina aas ku wydiinin hadana aas ku weydiinaa waxaney, walaal macaan intees kaaga buuxaan waxaanooo dhamaale.... just joke...... geedi-shamboow..

Xaali aaba kadartay aar hooy xaali xaad saan u yeelee qosol hingaadba nagu dishee.

Saxardiid sxb mar kale lee, walise record ka waxaa noo haya geedi-shamboow sidaan u arko.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Axmad-gole

Unrecorded Date
Aaryaa tana iska daya...................Iam sure inaan record ka jabindoono.................... geedi-shamboowna ii sixi doono................

xariifkoo aa gabar jeclaa iyadase aad uma jeclayn in kastoo wax lawaday ilaa xad, sida in badan dhacda waxaa kooyey koo kayara dhaqaala roon xariifkaana waa abu caydh abu caydh dhalay ayuu ahaay....................

gabadhii aa ka raacday kii danbe , wuxuuna u tagay nin abwaana una sheekay sida loo afganbiyey, waxaana lasiiyey darsi adag oo lagu kala geenaanyo labadaan qof si isaga loogu soo jabo marka danbe ama labadaanlee loo kala eryo.

Waxaa lagu amray inuu cabo, cuno, isticmaalo, wax walba oo caloosha looga qabto ama calool xanun ku rida isla markana ku daaco qurmo, waxaas cunay Timir, Caano geel, Caano lo'aad, Digir, dhoowr habeen lkee wax lakeydinaayey.................... iwm

Waxuuna usii galay labadii qof habeen ay sheeko lahayeen sariirta hoosteeda, meeshuna tuula ayey ahayd nal fiican mairin, markay wax yar sheekaystaanba xabadoo aa loo dhiibaa si tartiiba heey................. qofba qofka kale lee fiiriyaa becourse waa labadooda kaliya urna meesha waa ka socdaa, labadii qofoo kuwaliba leh waa maxay qofkaan aan kaa xishoonaynayn.........yaa meesha lee kaa saara.............

Aa iridii hal mar isku ciririyey carar iyo cadho.......... xariifki (aw -dhuusaale)maalintii danbe aa gabarti lala kulmay laguna yidhi igaarta xaa ka jira warka hebel....... sayte, xuu yiri..... suuye xaan ka ogahay dhuus dhuuslee sheegayee... sayte, aar iga tag isagaaba dhuusa igu dilaye anoo iceebaysanaa miyaa magacana iga dilaayaa........ intaas kuma joogsane waxaa loo tagay xariifki kale sidoo kale aa lagu yidhi ............. all in aal........ xariifkii sidii ayey hawshiisii ugu xirgashay....


Waxaana qisadii laga war helay markay gabadhii dhowr d'ood dhashay, war maayaala he.......


ka raali ahaada waa sheeko laga yara quruxsan yahay dheerna laakiin taariikh dhacday iyo waxaan uga jeeday geedi-shamboo iyo xaali inaan recordkooda jibiyolee...

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

geedi_shaambow

Unrecorded Date
Yax yax yax ...................... yax .......

Axmed_gole........ brother you busted the record...........blimey!.........boy!..... that is really wicked one...... ah ah ah ah ah ah ah


listen to this................


Xariifkoo reer galGaduud ah ayaa wuxuu arkay dad badan oo garoonka baaskedka lagu cayaaro u socodo.
markuu warsaday waxa cayaaraya aa waxaa loo sheegay inay Galgaduud iyo gobal kale ciyaaraayaan.


Xariifkii garoonkii buu soo galay asagoo is leh aad gobalkaaga taageertid. qolyo uu yaqaano ayuuba ka dhex helay.

ninkaan odayga ah horay meel kubad cag lagu cayaarayo wuu arkay laakiin meel baasked waa u dhiman yahay.

xarfaantii uu wuxuu weydiiyey goolashii meeye?
waxaa loo tilmaamay birihii baasked .

cabaar markuu aamusnaa uu uu mid u dhaw wuxuu ku yiri:

" oo walaal gool hayahu ma' halkaasuu fuuli doonaa balada taagan."


Yax yax yax...........................

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

fahad

Unrecorded Date
gax gax hi hi hi ,,ar meeshaan is the best of all


check this out...

maalin ayaa nin reer waamood ah isu martiyay seedigii walaashiis qaba , soomaali badankoos saa ogtihiina way xishmeeyaan dadka xididkood ah, seedigii ayaa wuxuu ku yiri ninkii uu walaashiis qabay maanta anaad ii marti qaadan tahay ee joog ,cabaar markii la fadhiyay ayaa cunadii la keenay,
cuntada aad bay u kululeed, saaxiibkana aad uu u gaajeesnaa ninkii guriga lahaa markii uu cuntadii badankeda kenay oo uu caanihii ku maqanyahay ayaa wuxuu arkay ninkii oo oo yaaya ,
markaasuu wuxuu ku yiri ar maxaa dhacay ,,

isagoo madaxa jiljilaaya oo faruunyaha qaniinsan ayuu wuxuu ku jawaabay " INA aaboy kolkaan soor kulul iyo goosaar arko uun baan heemin,"......
intee ,saaxiibkaa laba zip oo soor kulul uu ka tuuray intuu seedigiis maqnaaye, laakiin si fiican uu ugu dhiibay markii lawaydiiyay .....

hahahaha...........keep the good work guys .

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Unrecorded Date
WAAD SALAAMANTIHIIN

MAXAA AKHYARTI KU DHACAY AAWAY GEEDI SHAAMBOOW, XAALI, SAXARDIID,FAHAD,DAMBAS,YAASKA, TUBEEC, IYO AKHYAARTII KALE

HEEY MEESHA NAGA NUURIYA GEEDI-SHAMBOOW PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ADIGAA NAWADEE SEE CAMAL BR

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Anonymous

Unrecorded Date
Waa salaaman tihiin aqyaarta runtii waa sheekooyin
aad u qosol badan Geedi haba ugu darnaadee mahadsanidiin bal tana ila fiiriya.
waabaa waxaa dhacday islaan hal wiil oo MADI ah
lahayd jiraday aadna u sakaraaday islaantii aad
bay uga calool xumaatay maxaa yeelay waa wiilka
kaliya ay qabtayee,maalin maalmaha ka mid ah ayaa
islaantii oo wiilka ku kor baroonaysa waxaa maqlay
nin oday ahaa markaasuu habeenkii danbe inta dhar
cad cad u soo gashtay u yimid islaantii oo ku yiri
waxaan kuugu imid inaan nafta kaa qaado markaasay
islaantii inta booday qaylana ku dhufatay tiri
aniga ma ahayn kii jiranaa ee waa kaa halkaa jiifa {alla ibniaadam naf jecelaa haday saa u naf jeceshahay may ilaahay ka barido ilaahow wiilka ii caafi inta ay leedahay booskiisa igu badal lol}

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Unrecorded Date
YAX YAX YAX.......... lololol ......... AARYAA TANA ILA EEGA............ AAR HOOY IKAHA IYO FARUUR YIHIINA CESHTA.... YAAH

Laba dhalinyara ah ayaa sxbo ahaa mid ayaa miyiga aaday wuxuuna aroosay gabar kii kale ayaa usoo martiyey wuxuuna seexday golaha ama ardaaga guriga, markay habeen barkii tahay ayaa kii martida ahaa hunguri ka galay kan arooska ah xaaskiisa wuxuuna jeexay kaarto uu hawshaa ku fulinayo, wuxuu aaday xerada Lo'da wuxuuna ooda ka qaaday weylihii si ay u nuugaan hooyooyinkood kadibna xariifki arooska ahaa usoo baxo.

markuu ninkii arooska ahaa soo baxayna si u ukala celiyo lo'da iyo weylaheeda wuxuu kii martida ahaa u daba maray xaaskiisii si fiica ayuu uga soo noolaaday ugana soo garaacay(..... iska fahan hee...) maxaa yeelay Gabartu ma filanaynin in qof kale ninkeeda usoo daba marayo maxaa yeelay habeena way ahayd dhaqankeenana sidaas ma ahayn nalna majirin markuu soo dhamaystay howshiisii ayuu ku soo laabtay meeshii uu jiifay

Ninkii khaa'inka ahaa mar labaad ayuu hadana hunguri galay ^^^^^^^ waa tuu ku dhiman lahaaye******** iskuna siidaayey lo'dii iyo weylihii si uu usoo boxo ninkii guriga lahaa uguna daba maro xaaskiisa.

Ninikii arooska ahaa wuxuu u diray gabartii markii labaad si ay u kala celiso lo'da iyo weylaha xariifkii oo dhag laqabto lahayn waaa kana aboow heeloow maba is dhihin yaa baxay yaase jooga ee wuxuu garbaha kaga dagay isagoon dhag laqabto lahayn, qaawana ninkii sxbkii ahaa ileen waxa layiri dacawo meeshay macal ku cuntay ku macaluushaaye ninkii arooska aha ayaa yiri war hebel maxaa kugu dhacay, ma waalatay sxb .....fix fix fix fix ......... dhaq dhaq dhaq .... muxuu ku jawaabay??? ....... ha ha ha ha ha ha hhahah ... Waa suaale nin qaawan oo habeen jooga oo marti kuu ah korkana kaaga iska dadey sidii Libaax dad qaad ah maxaad ku samayn lahayd dabeecadihiisna aad wax ka yara taqaanay

Qayb teeda kale mar kale ayaan idiin dhamaystiri hadii RABI idmo. Kana raali ahaada way dheertahaye sheekadu

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

JIIJO

Unrecorded Date
HAAAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HIIIIIIIIIH .................. KAH KAH KAH KAH .................... QAX QAX QAX QAX QAX QAX QAX ..................... KUH KUH KUH .............. HEEEEEY THIS IS THE BEST I HAVE ERER SEEN MATE............... BR AXMED GOLE ....... KISTOO I AMAAHI NOOH SI AAN UGA QAYB QAATO QOSOLKA QOSOLADA EE MEESHA KA SOCDA............ INKASTA OOY DHEERTAHAY WAA KUU QIRAY INAY U QALANTO DHEERAANTEEDA

THANKS GUYS ............. NOO WADA MAAWEELADA

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

JIIJO

Unrecorded Date
HAAAH HAH HAH HAH HAH .......................HIIIIIIIIIH .................. KAH KAH KAH KAH .................... QAX QAX QAX QAX QAX QAX QAX ..................... KUH KUH KUH .............. HEEEEEY THIS IS THE BEST I HAVE EVER SEEN MATE............... BR AXMED GOLE ....... KISTOO I AMAAHI NOOH SI AAN UGA QAYB QAATO QOSOLKA QOSOLADA EE MEESHAAN KA SOCDA...................... INKASTA OOY DHEERTAHAY WAA KUU QIRAY INAY U QALANTO DHEERAANTEEDA

THANKS GUYS ............. NOO WADA MAAWEELADA

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

cigaal

Unrecorded Date
dhamaantiin waad salaamantihiin ninwalba ceesaantii ceelkeen anigana bal ila dhuuxa midaan
beri ayaa waxaa jiray nin reer magaal gaboobay ayaa waxuu u soomartiyay reer uu ku xilmudanyahah
oo uu gabar ka qabo sodogiis ayaa si wanaagsan u soo dhoweeyay markii loo keenay cuntadii iyada oo kulul oo markaas dabka laga soo qaaday ninkii aad ayuu u xishoonayaa waayo sodogiis ayuu la qadeeynayaa ninkii isaga oo reermagaal iska dhigaya ayuu cantuugo aad u kulul afka ku ritay ninkii waxaa ku adkaatay inuu sootufo ninkii oo xaaladu meel xun ka mareeyso indhahana ka ilmeeynay ayaa waxaa arkay odaygii sodogiis ahaa wuxuu weeydiiyay maxaa ku daaray ood la ilmeeyneeysaa wuxuu ku jawaabay rasuulkeenii suubanaa <SCW> ayaan soo xasuustay wuxuu dadka fari jiray odaygii oo aad unaxsan ayuu wuxuu wiilkii ku yiri aabe ninwanaagsan oo diinta wax ka yaqaan ayaa tahay ee ilaa qeeyr ha ku siiyo ee wax cun yax yax yax yax ka warama midaas

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

SAXARDIID

Unrecorded Date
YAX YAX YAX .............. GAX GAX GAX ................ Aaryaa CIGAAL alla maxaad odayaal la haasaawday. SXB runtii aad ayaan uga helay waxa ku dhacay wiilka inalayaal-martiyeedka ahaa waaxaana kaa codsanaynaa inaad tu kale markale noo soo diyaariso

Thanks duq cigaal

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

XirsI

Unrecorded Date
Ikhyaarta dhamantiin waad mahadsantihin: manarabo inaan shooko cusub idinku soo korhdiyo laakin, waxaan aad iyo aad ugu mahacelin gabdha actress ka h meesh XAALI oo aana ila ahda sheekadeeda mid u dhiganta aan isoo marin : XAALI waa laguu bogay bal biiiiiiiiis :lol bye

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Unrecorded Date
AARYAA XAALI WAABA WEYNEEE INTEE AADAY BARYAHAAN WAXAAN U MALAYNAA INAY MOORYAANI MEELAHAAS KU HESHAY SAAS KUMA FAYOOBA

LAAKIN WAXAA SIDOO KALE GOLAYAASHA MAADA BARYAHAAN LAGA WAAYEY DUQII MAADA GEEDI-SHAAMBOOW

G/SHAMBOOW KUME SXB

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

SAXARDIID

Unrecorded Date
SALAAN DHAMAANTIIN

Xariifadoo reer magaal iska dhigaysa ayaa waxay isbarteen wiil koo isku dhacayaya oo kala xiran sikale wax kuma garatide oadya, akhyaara ah lolol.

maalintii danbe ayaa wiilkii wuxuu no. 1 ku baasay iskuulkiisii. xafladii loo sameeyey ayuu ku marti qaaday sxbadii oo aysan aad isu baran balse ay aad isugu ciidanaayeen wuxuuna u sheegay macalimadiisi inay imaanayso saaxiibadiis, aad ayaana loo sugayey ardaygan sharafta badan sxbadiisa .................. FIQ FIQ FIQ FIQ FIQ ................. khayr Allaha siiyee gabartii oo waxa imaatay sidata ubax! balse ubuxa ooysan gabartu aad ukala aqoon ayey soo qaadatay ubaxa gaaladu u gayso dadka laga dhintay

meeshuse waxay ahayd goob farxadeed bal may iska dhaafto ubaxa hooyadeedba aahabaheed uma keeni jirin ubaxe lololol wiilki iyo macalimadiisii iyo dhamaan intii kale aa hal marlee il gur il gur lagu fiiriyey abaayo heelleydii waaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaahhh........ waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ................... FIQ FIQ FIQ ................. YAX YAX YAX YAX YAX ................. DHAG DHAG DHAG

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Unrecorded Date
Sxbayaal baltana hurdada isaga kiciya baryahaan waa lakala mashquulaan filayaaye

Nin tuuga ayaa tuugo kale usoo martiyey wuxuuna watay kistoo lacaga wuxuuna ogaa in caawa jeebashiisa labadhaan doono kor iyo hoosba wuxuuna lacagtii gashaday jeebka mid ka mida tuugadii uu martida u ahaa

Habeen badhkii ayaa akhyaartii martida loo ahaa u kala boobtameen ninkii jeebka baadhi lahaa ileen la isma aaminsanee waa qoom tuugee calaaya xaasil waxba wa laga waayey meshii waxuuna nin walba ku tuhmay kii kale inuu isagu wax gooni usii qarsaday laakiin xariifkoo ayaa aad loogu tuhmay

dagaal ayaa meeshii ka dhacay xariifkii martida ahaa ayaana dhex dhaxaadin ka galay isagoo iska dhigaya qofaan waxba ogayn markuu weydiiyey sababta dagaalka waxaa loogu jawaabay sxb anoo jiifa uu kan hebela xiniiyaha igaga istaagay habeen walbana waa sidaa iyo si lamida ayuu mid naga mida ku sameeyaa

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

DRmogu

Unrecorded Date
Asalaamu caleeykum dhamaantiin walaalayaal
this is was funn i read it all. but let me add this hadeey funn tahay, Will Xamar kudhashay ayaa waxaa lageeyey Mudog Baadiyaheeday wuxuu meesha tagay ayoo galab gaab ay tahay markuu reerkii u tagay ayaa qoraxdii dhacday willkii wuxuu yiri waxaan rabaa inaan mushqusha isticmaalo hoyadii baa tiri oradoo kirligaan qaado oo meeshaas kusoo Xaajoo willkii wuxuu dhinacyadoo fiirfiiriyey wuxuu arkay "AQal" aqala ugu yar wuxuu umaleeyey mushqushii markuu galay oo uu u fariistay xaajadii ayaa waxaa lahadlay ayeeydii oo tiri Waakuma markaa suu yiri I'm sorry maku ogeeyn inaad kujirto mushqusha, lalal lala lala tell me how you like it

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

SAXARDIID

Unrecorded Date
Hi guys

lolol gax gax gax

TO: DR mogu

SXB ikastood yara casriyeysay waa isku dhacaysaa sheekadaada

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

SAXARDIID

Unrecorded Date
Hi guys

lolol gax gax gax

TO: DR mogu

SXB inkastood yara casriyeysay waa isku dhacaysaa sheekadaada

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

ow-shacir

Unrecorded Date
hahahah war qosal badanaa mahadsanadiin.
sxb bal midan ila fiiriya.
labo nin aa lakala yiraado jamac iyo iidoow ayaa la soo qafaaley waxaana la geyey xero lagu tawabaro ciidamada,waxaana la sexiyey labo sariir oo is korsaran.
labada nin midba wuxuu la yaban yahay kan kale,jamac wuxuu la yaban yahey lahjada uu ku hadalo iidoow,iidoow wuxuula yaaben yahay jamac oo in badan diinta caya,malin malma ka mid ah ayey isku dayeen in ay bal wada sheekaystaa waxayku bilaabey sidan.
JAMAC';war ninyahoow warka soo daa aduunka maxaa ku soo marey.
IIDOOW;rag jabkiisa ayuu ka dheekeyaye ee dheeso
JAMAC"soo daa hada
IIDOOW:wuxuu bilaabey sheeko dheer
JAMAC:wuxuu ugu jawaabayey,waa caynkaa,wa cayka
IIDOOW:intuu xanaagay ayuu shekadii jojiyey,ayaa wuxuu yiriwar ninyahoow maxaa cayka ku joojiyey maad qayka ,lanka ,minka ku dartid,ileen waxaad diinta u caysid alf-waxmala cayba ma dhaafin.
hahahahahh

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

MONA

Unrecorded Date
Anagoo dhowr soomaali ah ee fadhina maqaayad ku taal bombay india, ayaa waxaa gadaasheena soo fariistay islaan soomaali ah, oo kuwa dahabka ka ganacsada ah, markaasaa waxaa u yimid kabalyeerigii hindiga ahaa, maxaad rabtaa ayuu yiri, waxay ku tiri waxaan doonayaa CHILDREN FRY, oo macnaheedu yahay caruur duban(solan), waxay rabtay inay tiraahdo CHIKEN FRY(DIGAAG DUBAN), ninkii hindiga ahaa oo yaaban ayaa ku yiri wadh,wadh(wath) are you crazy, intaan islaantii iyo ninkii u tagay ayaan ku iri, eedo maxaad rabtay, markaasey kusoo celisay waxaan rabay children fry, waxaan ku iri eedo afsoomaali iigu sheeg , markay ayay tiri, waligayba halkaan ayaan ka cuni jiray miyuu cusub yahay nacaskani, eedo waa digaag solan. markii aan u sheegay ayuu hindigii qoslay oo yiri:you somalian people, you use to eet children, ahahah, ahaha.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Ronaldo

Unrecorded Date
Jo what's up everybody

This is Ronaldo speaking is here anyone from

Holland (Eindhoven) contact me

Peace

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

DEN HAAG

Unrecorded Date
to: ronaldo

Alles goed..hoe is het in eindhoven???
Ik kom uit den haag maar nu ben ik in london..

rustig aan...

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Unrecorded Date
ASALAAMU CALAYKUM DHAMAANTIIN
fiiq fiiq fiiq dhag dhag dhag ahahhahahahah lololol hhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiih


Aar meeshu qosol badanaa aaryaa MONA xaad qosol ugu diman weysay maalintaas ......................... Thanks sis MONA wallaahi aniga iyo sxbadayba siwanaagsan ayaad nooga qoslisay qaaraaba ilakahooda mmesha ................

halakaaga kasiiwad

AXMED-GOLE

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

MUUNA

Unrecorded Date
AXMED GOLE
LOL DUQA THANX
ISLAANTA CADIYOOS WAAYE INDIA HADAA JOOGTID WAXAAS QOSOL MAKUGU NOQONAYAAN NOO
LOL SIDA WADH WADH LAGUU DHAHAAYO LOl
ISOO BARI HEE DUQA
ROM SHEEKOOYIN ANAA IDINSOO QORAAYO OK KISS KISS

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

SARAXDIID

Saturday, June 24, 2000 - 07:40 pm
SALAAN ALL

AMA HONEY AMA ANIGA

Xariifadoo ree muduga ayaa dibada imaatay waligeedna tuulo maahee aan arag magaalo fiican waxay isbarteen wiil qurbaha ku raagay

Maalin maalmaha kamida ayaa iyagoo phone kuwada hadlaaya wiilkii kuyidhi hi honey oo lamida malabo iiwaran .............. ....... waxay u qaadatay in honey=hanidu tahay gabadh magceed oo xarfiinkaan marwalba ku qaldamyo magaca gabdha kale taasoo sida layaqaan dumarka aad ugu daran ................ waxy tiri sxboow in badanbaan kuu dulqaatee ama honey ama aniga ............. lolol gax gax dhag dhag dhag aaaahiiiiiihhhhhhhhhhiihuuuuuh meeshii masyrkii ka bilaabmay adigaba qiyaaaso lolololol gax gax fiiiiiiiiiiiq kkkkkkk wadh wadh wadh eh eh eh

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Thursday, June 29, 2000 - 06:52 am
waan idin salaamay ( no see long time lol lol @@)

fiiq fiq fiq fiqiiq gax gax gax uh uh uh eh eh eh kkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkk qosol xume

aaryaa tana igula qosla ............... wakhtigii dagaalkii xabashida iyo samlida ayaa mid xabshi ah oo mayd iska dhigaya afkana aad u kala taagaya dhex jiifana mayd ETHIOPIAN ah oo badan iskana dhigaya inuu dhintay .................. ayaa askari somali ah kuyidhi AABAHAA LAGUBYEEY AFGUDUUDANAAAAA markaasuu kii maydka iska dhigayey ugu jawaabay ......................... waa bath baath kaan cunayey ( bas baas) lolol hahaah hhhhhhhhhhhhha huuuuuuuuuh lololol @@@@@@ ................................. war maa yaale heeeeeeeeeeeee fashil iga dheh ........ qadaad xume saxardiid madixiisa allha kashubo fiiiiiiiiq gaaaaaaaax kkkkkkkkkkk

more nex lol lolol @@@ hahahaha ahahhaha looooooooooooooooool ahahhaha hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

XAMDI

Tuesday, July 04, 2000 - 08:57 am
waaaaaaaaaaaaaw wwwooooooooooooowww wuuuuuuuuuw

qosol kabadan waxane ma lacagbaa kuqaadataan

heey guys qosalaa igu disheene ilig ma igu hadhine ................fiiiiq fiq fiq fiq ......................... taneey goosaha inay idinka daadisaa waye eh eh eh ih ih ih ah ah ah ah .............................. Nin somalida reer N.F.D. ah ayaa waxaa u imaaday nin raba inuu Islaamo wuxuuna waydiiyey sida uu islaanimada kusoo gali karo .................................... wuxuu ugu jawaabay ilaaa qof ka dhinto islaamka masoo gali kartid ................................... ninkii muddo ayuu kusoo noqnoqnayey si uu chance u helo, in muddo ah ayuu wax dhintay raadin jiray .................. ............ maalintii dambe ayuu u tagay nin kale una sheegay sida uu rabo iyo wali inuusan helin qof dhintay oo muslim ah oo uu badalo .................... qadaad xume qosolka day ........ macal naxdintiisa gafuur xume afka taagheeeeeeee .................. wadh wadh wadh wadh fiiiiiiiiiiiiiq gax gax gax giiiiiiiix kik kiiiiiiiiiiik

by xamdi

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Tuesday, August 08, 2000 - 01:42 am
SALAAN DHAMAAN

Akhyaarta maxaa dhacay mugaan dambe mala cajisay warka nasiiya oo siidaaya macdanta

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Tuesday, August 08, 2000 - 02:49 am
Markale salaan ilakahana yaanu idinka daadan qosolleee gaaaaaax giiiiiix guuuuuuuux gax gax gax

Oday ayaa si xansi ah ku maqlay in wiilkiisu khamrada cabbo wiilkiisuna waa nin wayn oo reer leh, aadna uga xishooda una tix galiya aabihii, aad ayuuna odaygu uga xumaaday arintaas, inuu waydiiyana waa lafool xumaatay, wuxuuna xaqiiqsaday in wiilkiisu bartay kahmriga, maalintii damabe ayaa odaygii phone u diray wiiliisi kuna yidhi habeen dambe aan Curaba kasoo cashayno iskana soo sheekaysanee waa inoo wakhtigaa iyo meshaas, wiilkii ayaa imaaday meeshi lagu balamay. (Ciridka daaaaaaaaaaay).

Fadhi quruxsan kadib, nin walba wucxuu dalbaday wuxuu rabay "odaygii ayaa adeegihii hotelaka hoosta kala hadlay una diray khamro nooca uu wiilkiisa inuu cabbo ku maqlay (lol gax gax looooooooooooool alkashifaaaaatuuuuuu iga dheeeeeh) kuna yidhi hoos dhig nin ila fadhiya isagaa cabbee, lol xariifkii ayaa la soo hoos dhigay DHALO dheer oo khamri ah aabihii oo arkaya, markaasuu kula booday waiter kii kuna yidhi waar waxaad nasoo hoos dhigtay waa maxay qudhunyohow wasakha ah ma anagaa cabna khamri!!! Odaygii ayaa ku yidhi aabo iska cab anaa kuu dalbeeeeeee looooooooooool ahhahahahah hadal maayaala looooooooooooool qadaadka day eh eh eh fiiiiiiiiiiiiiq fiq fiq.

AXMED-GOLE

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

NeefoowKaniini

Tuesday, August 08, 2000 - 07:52 am
,,,,Culumaaul diinku halakan bey isugu yimaadeen godkan Axmad Gole ma anaaba horay u soo galay oo Geedi Shaamboow iyo Gayigiisii,,,,Mona iyadan Fried Children,,,Maqaayaddee waaye Bombay kolay radio club area,,Colaba,,Geedi Shaamboow waa iga boosiiyay kolkuu waamo ka hadlayay Qosol ka badan waxakada,,,,Hadda cajalado Lixdameeyadii ah baan dhageystaa oo aad funny u ah ma soo qori karo,,,,Walaahi dadka meesha wax ku soo qoro aad baad iiga qosliiseen,,,,,,,Xaalli adiina saan inaad Shactirooleey u eheed ma ogeen,,,,Axmad Gole magacaaga uunbaan kor ku arki jiray mana soo gallin hadda ka hor inlee meesha waa la isku balansaday,,,,hadda ka dib anni inta leen ku jiraa ..............bye dhammaan aqyaarta wax ku soo qorta,,,......

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

SAXARDIID

Tuesday, August 08, 2000 - 08:08 pm
YAAAAAAASSSALLLAAAAAAAAAAAAMMM

Aaryaaaaaaa nefooowkaniiiiiiini adigii miyaaaaaa? widaayoow magacaagaaba qosol iigu filan lol

Naaf+Kiniini or ..... + ... = ..... lol I love you br, no hard feeling just joking with you ok nefowkaniini


wallaahi magacaaga ayaan ku qoslaa markaan arko iyo hadalkaaga shaaximka ah ee shigshigan loooool

SAXARDIID nabad iyo Dowlad

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

XAMDI

Wednesday, August 09, 2000 - 08:33 am
Heeeeeeeey guyssssss waa iga qosliseeeen thanks siina wada shekada qosolka badan

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Anonymous

Wednesday, August 09, 2000 - 04:45 pm
Gabar Soomaliya oo kanada joogta ayaa shaqo raadsatey markii ay formka buuxineysey ayey aragtay what is your sex. waxay u maleysay in ay tahay sex ma sameysaa oo waxay ku jawaabtey sometimes. Su'aashii ku xigtey waxay ahay what position. waxayna ku jawaabtey ayadoo geesaha iska fiirineysa sitting . hahaha

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Awdheere

Wednesday, August 09, 2000 - 11:51 pm
Check this out ppl!... dagaaladii 77-kii ee Soomaaliya iyo Itoobiya ayaa waxaa jirtay in Jabhado la aruurin jiray, hadaba meesha loo yaqaan "soomaali galbeed" ayaa iyagu iska soo uruuriyey dad aad u tira badan oo dhaadheer, dowlada soomaaliyana waxay u xilsaartay nin sarkaal ah si uu u dagaal geliyo.

Jabhadaas ugaaskeedii ayaa geed dheer fuulay si uu ciidanka ugu qudbeeyo, waxaa cajaa'ib gelisay dadka tiradooda dhaa-dhaadheerarkooda markaasuu yiri..."alla..alla..allaaaaa!!!..gaala ayaan daranaa!.. gaala ayaan daranaaaaa'!..waxaa oo.. (intuu lafaha qabiilkooda soo tiriyey)oo wada qoodh ah, ma gaalo uun bey jari?! alla gaala ayaan daranaa!..." dagaalkii baa bilowday markaasaa waxaa soo dul maray diyaaradihii xabashida weyna duqeeyeen, sargaalkii markey diyaaradaha gudbaanba wuxuu dhahaa "galaay...galaay" ileen waa nin ay waxaas caadi la tahaye...ugaaskiina wuxuu arkay dadkaan marwalba inta bomb lagu rido qaar ka sii dhimanaayaan markaasuu yiri "awoowgii la gub kaa uun baa gaal ah" wuxuu ka wadaa sargaalka galaay sii leh!.
Ka raali noqda waa idinku dheereeye!

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

SAXARDIID

Thursday, August 10, 2000 - 05:38 am
salaan dhamaantiin

Owdhere saaxiib wax kale oo sheegto miyaad weyday mise sheekadii maryooleydaaad bilowday xusuusnow meeshu waa meel loogu talagaly qosol iyo farxad not ...................... halkaa nooga siiwada

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

DHAGAX

Sunday, August 13, 2000 - 07:28 am
HAHA,TAASI QOSOL AHAYD SXB TANA BAL DAY HEEE
TAN QOF AAN QOS LI DOONIN MA JIREE
XAR FAANKOO TUR JUMAAN KA AHAA ISBITAAL
BAA MAALIN ISLAAN U SOO GASHAY MARKAAS BAY KU TIRI MAANDHOW II TURJUN MARKAAS BUU BILAABAY IN UU U GA TURJUMO GAALKII SU'AASHII U HORAYSAY WAXAY AHAYD UU WAY DIIYAY.HALKEE LAGAA HAYAA?
TURJUMAANKII HABARTII BUU U TURJUMAY MARKAAS BAY TIRI JINIYO AYAA I GU JIRA TURJUMAANKII HABARTII BUU LAHADLAY OO KU YIRI EEDO GAALADA WAXAAS LOOMA SHEEGEE ORAD HALAGAA SHIDO MARKAAS BAYTIRI WAR ANIGU GAALADA DAAWADOODA BAAN RABAA EE IIGU SHEEEG TURJUMAANKII WUU KU CELCELIYAY EEDO NAGA DAAH WAXAAS.GALKII BAA MARKII DANBE KU YIRI IISHEEG MAXAY LEEDAHAY MARKAAS BUU TURJUMAANKII HALMAR LA SOOBOODAY . THIS WOMEN THERE IS ANOTHER MAN INSIDE HER.HALMAR BUU GALKII KU WAASHAY JUSES JUSES CALL 911 IGA WAREEGA INTUU BANAANKA U CARARAY I SAGA OO DHIDIDSAN TURJUMAANKII BAA HABARTII KU YIRI IMISA BAAN KU LAHAA NAGA DAA WAXAAS LAMA SHEEGEE

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

DHAGAX

Sunday, August 13, 2000 - 07:38 am
CAR YAAN QOSLIN HEE TAN
WAXAA LA YIRI XARIIFKOO REER MUDUG AH IYO MID KOO REER XAMAR AH BAA GAARI ISLA SOO RAAXAY SAFAR DHEER AH MIDKA REER MUDUGA AH WUU TAAGNAA KAN REER XAMARKAANA WUU FA DHIYAY MARKII LA SOCDAY SIDEED SAAC BAA GAARIGII ISTAAGAY KII REER XAMARKAA HAA IN TUUDAGAY BUU SUULI AADAY INTUU MAQNAA BAA XARIIFKII REER MUDUGAA HAA FARIISTAY MEESHII UU FADHIYAY KII REER XAMAR KAAHAA BAA YIMID MARKAAS BUU KU YIRI II GA KAC HEE MEESHA ANAA FADHIYEE WAR MAAN DHOW IGA AG TAG BUU KU YIRI KII REER MUDUG KII REER XAMAR INTUU XAYD XAYTAY BUU KU YIRI DAGAL HEE BAAD RABTAA HADAADAN IIGA KICIN MEESHA AAN FADHYAY KII REER MUDUG XARIIF REER MUDUG AH OO AG FADHIYAY BUU KU YIRI WAR HEBALOW MAXAAD IGU TAQAANAY SUU YIRI HOOG IYO BAAS KII REER XAMAR MARKUU INTAA MAQLAY BUU YIRI WAAN ISKA CIYAARAY EE FADHI MEESHA ADAANA ISKA LEH ILAA IYO MAANTA OODHAN.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

EBYAN

Wednesday, August 16, 2000 - 11:00 am
WAAD SALAMAN TIHIIN DHAMAAN WALAALAHA SOOMALIYEED

BAL ANIGA WAYKAN

NIN AYAA WAXAA DHINTAY DAD BADAN OO QARAABADIISA AH, MARKAASAY DADKU MARKAY U TACSIYEYNAYAA WAXAY DHAHAA ILAAH BAA OOFSADAY.

NINKII ILAAHAY BUU COLAAD U QAADAY, WUXUU KALOO MAQLAA MASAAJIDKU WAA BAYTKII ILAAHAY AMA (GURI ILAAHAY LAGU CAABUDO).

MAALINKII DANBE AYAA WAXAA LUG JABAY NIN UU YAQAANAY MARKAAS BAA LAGU YIRI HEBEL WUU JABAY, MARKAAS AYUU KU YIRI OO MAXAA KU DHACAY, MARKAAS BAA LAGU YIRI ISAGOO MASAAJIDKA KU WAYSAYSANAAYA AYUU KUFAY KABACDINA WUU JABAY.

NIN KII WUXUU YIRI WAR MA ILAAHII (KUTUBEEY, JIINOOW, CULUSOOW, IYO YALAXOOW DILAY OO BANAANKA LOOGA AMAAN HELI WAAYEY UU GURIGIISII(MASAAJIDKA) UGU TAGEY AASOOW JABNIIN KALIYA UGU SIMAY OO UUSAN OOFSAN NABEE WALAXAY ISU YIHIIN AAN U MUDAA.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

EBYAN

Wednesday, August 16, 2000 - 11:12 am
AYAAN BAA WAXAA DHACDAY IN GABAR SOOMALIYEED OO QURBAHA KU CUSUB OO TAAGAN MEELAHA BASASKA LAGU SUGO AYAA WAXAA SOO AG ISTAAGAY HABAR CADAAN AH MARKAAS BAY WAXAY KU TIRI (HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING?) MARKAAS BAY GABADHII SOOMAALIYEED WAXAY TIRI (SIX MONTHS) IYADOO U QAADATAY IN AY HABARTU WAYDIISAY (HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THIS COUNTRY?) MARKAAS HABARTIINA WAXAY IS TIRI WALEE TAN MADOOW WAY WAALAN TAHAY OO LEH LIX BILOOD BAA BASKA SUGAAYEY.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

geedi-shaambow

Thursday, August 17, 2000 - 03:13 am
yax yax yax


ebyan

that is really funny keep the good work....

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

SAXARDIID

Saturday, August 19, 2000 - 10:38 am
QOSOLKII QARNIGA

Xarfaan Somali ah ayaa nin madax ah oo Africa-daas ah laaluush u siisay gaadhi cusub oo ah kuwa laga soo gado DUBAI ee yar yarka ah waxayna reebteen qayb furayaashi gaadhiga kamida isla markaana wali ninka magiciisa laguma soo warejin gaadhiga ........................................
Wuxuu u dhameeyey Xarfaantii dantii ay rabeen kadibna intay baxeen ayey gaadhigii o ninkii Parkin u yaala iska kaxaysateen ........................ gaaaaaaaaaaaaax gaaaaaaaaaaaaax giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiix haaaaaaaaaaaaah looooooooooool ninkii madac wayn karo oo gadhiga magciisa kuma qorna oo laaluush buu ahaa jiqiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiq jiqiiiiiiiiiiiq jix jiiiiiix jix
Qadaad xume ilkihiisa day aad moodo Geedi-dhaambow oo qoslaya ama Axmed-gole oo qayilaya

SAXARDIID

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

joker

Saturday, August 19, 2000 - 10:36 pm
maalin jimca ah ayaa labbo nin oo (zab) raadis
ah,waxay arkeen meel lagu yoonsan yahay,oo dad badan joogaan,waxaa ka jiray xuskii nabiga (SWC)
wey iska galeen,waxaa la siiyey raashin,kadib ayey
weydiiyeen waxa meesha ka jira,waxaa la yiri waxaa
lagu xusaayey rasuulka,iyagoo iska raadinayaa symp
athy, ayey dheheen,ar laa ilaaha ilaalahu,ar shirmow dhintay,wadaadkii madoobaa oo dheeraa,ar waa a aqiin,adduunyo waa la iska dhimaha hee day...wadaadka deris sham sanno ahayn..wadaad fiican ow ahaay...akhyaartii waa kala socdeen lee noo..

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Awdheere

Monday, August 21, 2000 - 12:02 am
To: SAXARDIID...no hard feeling bro, that was a true story....dhiiga miyaa ku dhaqaaqay???...I'll write whatever seems to me fun so never interfer someone's buzness ok!.

Bal midaana ku soo dhawaada
Waxaa jirtay in nin reer baadiye ah(reer Hiiraan) uu maalin jimce ah yimid masaajid iyada oo ay qudbadii jimcaha socoto, wuxuu meel ka yara fog ku arkay nin ay is yaqaaneen oo isagana reer baadiye ah kaasoo waliba aad u oynaayey oo fiq-fiq-fiq ku haaya.

Markii salaada dhamaatay ayuu wuxuu u yimid ninkii ooynaayey isaga oo aad ula yaabanaa waxa uu ninkaa la ooynaayey sababtoo ah ninka af carabiga ma uusan garaneynin oo si fiican bey isku yaqaaneen.
wuxuu ku jiri:
Fiidoow: "ar Jumcaale, xaad la fiqleeyde ma af-carbigaad taqaanaa?"
Jumcaale: (waa ninkii ooynaayeye)aryaa shub iga dheh!
Fiidoow: ii sheeg hee, shub waaba dhahaa'e
Jumcaale: aryaa wadaadka garkiisa ma u jeeday?
Fiidoow: xaw lahaay, gar dheeroow lahaaye!
Jumcaale: aryaa garkiisa orgi shil hore iga lumoow u ekaay!

Ileen ninka maantoo dhan wuxuu u ooynaayey ALLA ka cabsi ma'ahayne, orgigii waa hore ka lumay ayuu soo xasuustay!

PS: guys, and ladies, igama aha qabiil iyo waxaas ee wixii "funy" aan aniga u arko ayaan soo qoraayaa... hana ka xanaaqina plz.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Najma

Monday, August 21, 2000 - 09:17 am
waad salaamantihiin dhamaantiin

Bal ila eeka tani ,,,,ogowna waa joke oo qofna yuusan u qaadan si xun please,,,,,i just heard this joke and i thought i should say somethin since everyone telling joke,,,,hahahha anyways,,here it's the joke hope ya all like it:

Waxuu ahaa nin reer waqooyi ah wuxuu maqlay ilaah ayaa loo dhawaadaa,, intuu soo baxay ayuu waxuu fuulay buur dheer markaas ayuuu gacamahiisa kor utaagay si uu u baryo ilaahay ,,,markaas ayaa waxaa ku yimit dabeel aad u daran intuu meel ku booday oo qabsaday ayuu wuxuu yiri ,,,,war deeh ducadaadana isku hayso uun naftayada ha kaa baxsato ,,,,,nafta uun ii taa,,,,dhamaad,,,,,

no disrespect to the waqooyi people ,,,,,it's just joke ,,,,,alright no hard feeling people ,,,,,,and i hope u like it guys,,peace and love to all

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Awdheere

Wednesday, August 23, 2000 - 08:46 pm
Weey, have a look at this:

Maalin ayaa waxaa muqdisho dhaxdeeda gaari dameerkiisa fuushanaa xariifkoo "bal iyo caws" ku wata,... waxaa gadaashiisa socday baabuur isku dhacaaya oo uu nin reer waqooyi ah watey,,, gaari dameerlihii ayaa jidka ka xirtay ninkii reer waqooyiga ahaa, dhowr jeer ayuu inta "hoonka" baabuurka u yeeriyey ayuu ku yiri "dee wadada nooga baydh ilaahaada waxaas ku sameeye" intuu diinta wax ka sheegay.

Markii dambe, ninkii gaari dameeraha ahaa wuu adkeysan waayey markaasuu inta gaari dameerkiisii joojiyey ayuu ku yiri "areey xaad horta diintaayna u caaysaa, adba diintaada was!!!" wuxuu u haystaa ineyba kala diin yihiin! l@l.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Thursday, August 24, 2000 - 06:32 am
Waad salaaman tihiin dhamaan akhyaarta

Heeeeeeey Guyssssssss waxaan qosol ka badane ilig iguma hadhin, kuwalba kan kale kadaran qoslogariira ahhahahah gax gax gax

waad mahadsan tihiin dhamaantiin Owdheere, Neefoowkaniini, Xamdi, Saxardiid, Ebyan, Dhagax, Gedi-Shamboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow, Joker, Najma iyo akhyaarta inteeda kaleba
Waxaana idileeyahay halkiina kasii wada dadaalkiina ilaa aad qosol uga bakhtidaaaan ilkuhuna idinka daadaataan, sida Axmed-Gole lol hahahahh ihiiiiiiiiiihhh ah ah ah

Waxaan filayaa waa iska caadi hadii wax lagu qoslo laga sheekeeyo xataa haday ku saabsan tahay gobol gooni ah kaliya waxaa xun magacaabida shaqsi gaar ahaaneed iyo iwm

AXMED-GOLE

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Thursday, August 24, 2000 - 07:02 am
Akhyaarta qosolba kan kale kadaran
gax gax ax gax gaaaaaaaaaaax qadaad xumideeda day Najma ma adigiibaaaaaaaa?!! tana ila eega

Nin ganacsade ah ayaa ka soo safray GODEY S/galbeed wuxuuna imaaday Baydhabo wuxuu arkay dad badan oo tuugsanaya, sida qaarkiin laga yaabo inaad la socotaan gobolka baay wuxuu ka mid ahaa meelaha ugu tuugsiga badan somaliya sida lasheego
Meesha ay S/Galbeed tuugsiga ceeb ka ahaa sida gobolo kalaba oo somaliyedba.
Odaygaan ganacasdaha ah wuxuu u maleeyey in dadkaan baahi wada hayso ( gaajo) wuxuuna niyada ka goostay in ugu yaraan hal maalin uu quudiyo dadkaan siiyana wax qado ugu filan wuxuuna u qaatay in dadkaan isdaba mari ay yihiin tiro yar oo magaalada baahi kula wareegaysa

Wuxuu soo sariftay qiyaas lacaga oo ugu talagay inuu siiyo qof kasta oo kamida tuugsadayaasha baaydhabo, lacag badan ayuu maalintaa Baydhabo ku bixiyey Macalin Cabdillaahi looooooooool ................................. waxayna sxbadiis maqleen isagoo leh berito wax tuugsanaya magaalada lagu arki mahayo ama waa inay aad u yaraadaan waagii baa beryey mise wayba isu sheegeen oo xaafado guurayaa u yimid Ninkii lacagta shalay qaybinayey ahhahahahhah looooooooool ahhahah reer baydhabo qof miyaa ka hadha. Awkeeeeeey maaalin Abdilaahi du'aan kiin sheenee lan qayr gabaa tahayda yeedhaysa looooooooooooooool

AXMED-GOLE

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Awdheere

Monday, August 28, 2000 - 02:27 am
Whata fun!...ninkii lacagtaaba ka dhamaatay!

check it out!
Waxaa baabuur iska-roge ah (is-gedis ah) watey nin reer waqooyi ah, ninka Baydhabo ayuu u socday, wuxuu dhexda ka sii qaaday laba nin oo reer Baydhabo ah (eelaay)... labada nin mid ayaa af-soomaaliga wax yariis ah ka yaqaaney kan kalena zero ayuu taagnaa(waxba ka ma uusan aqoonin).

Baabuurkii markuu Buurhakabo (Baydhabo agteeda) maraayey ayuu ninkii reer waqooyiga ahaa kula kulmay Qaad ama Jaad fresh ah, safarkii wuuba iska kansalay (cancel, baajin), markaasuu ku yiri nimankii eelaayda ahaa oo kor saaran, " dee soo dhaadhaca!"... midkii waxa yar soomaaliga ka yaqaaney ayaa kii kale ku yiri " Eedanoow dheegaase dhuugsooy" oo macnaheeda uu yahay Aadanoow dhigaha si fiican u qabso.

Ninkii reer waqooyiga ahaa wuxuu arkay nimankaan oo wali meesha iska dhex fadhiya markaasuu hadana yiri "dee diintiina iyo ilaahiina waxaas ku sameeyee soo dhaadhaca"...ninkii baa hadana u fasiray waxa lagu yiri markaasuu yiri "dhuugsooy, dhuugsooy ha dhaadhi'n intuu indhaha isku qabsaday oo xoog baabuurkii u sii qabsaday".

Ileen wuxuuba u fahmay in la leeyahay baabuurka ha ka dhicina xoog ayaan u wadi doonaaye, indhaha inteey isku qabsadeen ayeyba dhaheen dhuugsooy, dhuugsooy....markii dambe ayuu baabuurka u dalacay markaasey sidii ciidii dhulka ku soo daateen!.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

iskaabulo

Monday, August 28, 2000 - 06:09 am
alla beerka waan fuuray....................
aqyaarta meeha waa ku cusbahay ee hal kaftan aan tuurto----------------

nin ka mid ah qaxootigii sablaale daganaa ee abaartii daba dheer la keenay meeha ayaa maalin xaabo ama qoryo dabka lugu shito u doontay duurka, asoo duurka dhex socda ayaa duq dameer wadata ku "hartiyoow dameerka ii soo dhaw" waxayna ka waday dameerka iisoo garaac ama iisoo uleey duqii inta xanaaqay oo guduutay oo kaduudmay uu yiri "inaan harti ahayba garataye xay dameer dhaw ku keentay" war maa yaal hee duqdii miskiinta saaw baakoor ugu waday raafafkuu ka jabiyey markaas uu ku yiri najis najis dhalay.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

iskaabulo

Monday, August 28, 2000 - 06:19 am
sorry hartiyoow means(ninoow)

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

koofi

Monday, August 28, 2000 - 04:11 pm
ahahahahah----ixixixixixixi kixkixkixkixkixkxi
waryaa waxaan oo qosol ah aad iga keenteen waa u dhiman lahaa salaan iga qabta horta.
aniga aan tuurto

abaa xariif ayaa siduu ula marqaamaayey rag dhawr ah oo uu ku jiro seedigiis (xaaskiisa walaalkeed) ayaa uu kululaaday oo qubays u baahday markaas ayuu wuxuu aaday mushqusha si uu usoo qubaysto,
markuu qubayskii soo dhamaystay ayuu wuxuu arkay surwaal mushqusha dhexdeeda suran intuu surwaalkii soo qaaday ayuu asagoo qaylinaayo kasoo baxay musqushii oo soo hor istaagay raggii uu la qayilaayey oo ku yiri "war heedhe caawa yaa surwaalkiisii ku soo hilmaamay musqusha?" raggii markay kor u fiiriyeen ninku wuxuu naadinaayo oo gacanta ku wado waa isaga surwaalkiisii oo waa mudh iyo gacan (waa qaawan yahay)war maa yaal hee seedigii nin kale ayuu gadaasha ka maray oo wuxuu is yiri amuu kan gabadhii uu qabay kuu maleeyaa.

thx guys for reading i don't think it is that funny but I felt telling what I could

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

WARANKIILO

Monday, August 28, 2000 - 04:16 pm
haaaaaaaaaah waryaa somaliya marka lugu noqdo ruwaayadaha waa jili kartaane soo diyaar garooba shactiroolayaal waaxid. Been ma idiin sheegaayo markaa aqriyaayo sheekooyinkaan qaarkood inaan isku kaadsho wax yar ayaan ula jirsadaa. Waxaa dhacday habeen dhaweed reerkeena inaan waashay ayey ii maleeyeen anoo kaligay qoslaayo habeen barkii ay soo tooseen mise anigii oo kaliya oo iska qoslaayo markaas ayey wadaado inay u wacaan damceen waxaas iga qoslisiinaayeyna waa sheekooyinkaan

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

WARANKIILO

Monday, August 28, 2000 - 04:29 pm
here is another one
oday reer caliyaalo ah ayaa markii ugu horeysay yimid magaalada xamar ayadoo soon lugu jiro wuxuu ku soo dagay wiil uu adeer u yahay, markii la afuray ayuu inyar ka dib masaajidka aaday si uu cishe usoo tukado, markuu masaajidkii tagay ayaa horayba salaad laga xirtay asagu cishuu u maleeyaaye ileen waa salaadii taraawiixda. odaygii markuu toban iyo sideed ragcadood wax ka tukaday ayuu xanaaqay oo masaajidkii isaga tagay subaxdiina wiil kii uu adeerka u ahaa ayuu ku yiri "adeer baladku ma nabad qabee wax aan siteey ku fuulo isii" xoogaa lacag ayaa la siiyey markuu baadiye ku noqday ayaa waxaa waraystay nin ay saxiibo yihiin oo la yiraahdo janaxow wuxuu waydiiyey:-
Janaxow: "ar Aw muuse baladkii xamar ka warran?"
Aw muuse: "xamar nabad ma aalin sidaan uga jeeday"
Janaxow: " xaa ka juray?"
Aw muuse: " janaxooboow salaadii cishe meeqa ragcadood aad ku ogeed?"
Janaxoow: "salaadii cishe afar ragcadood ahaydaa"
Aw muuse: "aduunkii nin madax ween oo siyaad barre la dhahaayey aa wax walba badalay oo salaadii cishe ayadoo tomanyo siyeed ragcadood marayda anaa ka soo dhirfay"

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Monday, August 28, 2000 - 10:50 pm
JIX JIX JIX JIIIIIIIIIAX GAX GAX GAX GAAAAAAAX GIX GIX GIX GIIIIIIIX .................. mid walba kan kale kadaran. Abaaaa waaa xarfaan xoolo la'aan haysee u sheeg in shactiradooda lacag meelaha qaar ka joogto kikikikik

Akhyaarta waan idin salaamay ........ shekaba shekay keentaaye tana ila eega

Oday reer mudug ah ayaa masaajid salaad subax soo galay si uu ugu tukadao masaajidka, balse jamacadii waa laga hor tukaday kaligiis ayaana salaadii galay ........... kikikikikkikkkkkkkkk ................ anaaba qosol tan la qorila' ............... kadibna wuxuu galay salaadii 5 RAKCADOOD!!!!!! ayuuna tukaday oo isku xiriir ah. looooooooooooooooooool hahahhaahha ,,,,,,,,,,,,, nin sheekha oo meesha fadhiyey ayaa weydiiyey oo ku yidhi maandhow maxaa ku daaray oo 5 RAKCADOOD u tukatay lama ogola wax 2 ka badane Diintu ma qabtee wuxuu ku jawaabay sheekhoow calumadaan ( culimada) ka maqalay khayrka waa la badsadaa anna sidaasaan RAKCADAHA u badsaday

Ee calumooy kala daaysiinaa qeer hala badsado iyo rakcadaha wax malagu dari karo!!!!!! war maa jira hee yaa marsiiya 2 rakcadood ka badan lama tukan karo odaygii reer mudug. looooooooooooo, eh eh eh fiiiiiiiiiiiiiq fiiiiiiiiq fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiq
Ciridkiisa day aad moodo isagoo qoslaya .......... hadan adoo qaylinaaya xaafadu hakula yaabto oo culimo maaajidka halagaaga doono lolol kantankeeeeedaaaaaaaay loooooooooool

AXMED-GOLE

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

XAMDI

Monday, August 28, 2000 - 11:09 pm
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaw weeeeeeeeeeeeeew wooooooooooooooooow wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuw AAAAAaaaryaada aqyaarta wallaahi wadanahaa i naxanuujiseen qosol kaliya iligna iguma hadhin madhahaa hee lol

have a look this 1

Maalin ayaa xaafad madax shub ka jiray ( ducada haweenka) lol markaasa islaan haweenka meesha isugu imaaday sheeqad u ahayd layidhi noo ducee "war may ka daayaan" lol waxayna tiri sidan soo socota

Balaayda kore raaran. Hareeruhu riixan. Tii hoose raban raaban ( means = dadan ama qarsoon) balaayadii kale rooran kulligood raban raaban raban raaban.
MASII WAD WADI KAREE WALLAAA LIIIIIIIIN lool too kale aa ku tiri WAH!! Aar abaay sheeq batuulo intee kasoo baratay ducabadaan iyo quraan kaan aad aqrinaysid. Say tiri ina xaaji muriiiiiiidi macaanto culimo Allaan kasoo bowsaday ( kasoo bartay) loooooooooooooooooool war maa yala hee dad aaba quraan looga dhiagay waxaan jirine lololol

XAMDI

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

XAMDI

Monday, August 28, 2000 - 11:37 pm
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaw weeeeeeeeeeeeeew wooooooooooooooooow wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuw AAAAAaaaryaada aqyaarta wallaahi wadanahaa i naxanuujiseen qosol kaliya iligna iguma hadhin madhahaa hee lol

have a look this 1

Maalin ayaa xaafad madax shub ka jiray ( ducada haweenka) lol markaasa islaan haweenka meesha isugu imaaday sheeqad u ahayd layidhi noo ducee "war may ka daayaan" lol waxayna tiri sidan soo socota

Balaayda kore raaran. Hareeruhu riixan. Tii hoose raban raaban ( means = dadan ama qarsoon) balaayadii kale rooran kulligood raban raaban raban raaban.
MASII WAD WADI KAREE WALLAAA LIIIIIIIIN lool too kale aa ku tiri WAH!! Aar abaay sheeq batuulo intee kasoo baratay ducabadaan iyo quraan kaan aad aqrinaysid. Say tiri ina xaaji muriiiiiiidi macaanto culimo Allaan kasoo bowsaday ( kasoo bartay) loooooooooooooooooool war maa yala hee dad aaba quraan looga dhiagay waxaan jirine lololol

XAMDI

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

XAMDI

Monday, August 28, 2000 - 11:40 pm
haha

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

XAMDI

Monday, August 28, 2000 - 11:44 pm
SORRY GUYS intaanaan ka hilmaamay

waxay ducadii ku dhamaysay Bismilloow ramaajiin Bismilloow ramaaxiin masii wad wadi karee wallaaaaa liiiiin

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

iskaabulo

Tuesday, August 29, 2000 - 01:19 am
fixfixfix fiqfiqfiq kixkixkix alla xamdi maxay madax shub ka ducaysay oo salool ama daango ruugtay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tan ila fiiriya

xariif reer markood ah oo odayaasha marka ka mid ah ayaa waxaa la yiri maanta madaxweynaha ayaa magaalada marka booqasho ku imaanaayo ee maadaama aad odayga magaalada ugu weyn tahay uga warran madax weynaha wax qabadka kacaanka iyo waxa uu u qabtay magaaladan marka. xariifkii meeshii dadku isugu yimid oo madaxweynihii fadhiyo ayuu ka istaagay oo wuxuu yiri" jaalle madaxweene kacaanka wax badan aas khabtay, waxaas kacaanka khabtay haddii wax kaaga sheego waxaa ka mid ah" markaas buu intuu geesaha fiiriyey ayuu islaan waayeel oo dadweynaha ku jirta soo kiciyey oo yiri "ay faay istaag, jaalle madaxweene ay faay kacaanka ka hor waxaas ahaan jirtay ma kasee? sharmuutaas ahaan jirtay nooh laakiin hadda maamooyinka magaalada ugu waaween ay ka mid tahay" hadana oday kale oo duq ah ayuu soo istaajiyey oo yiri "Awees istaag adina, jaalle madaxweene awees waxaas ahaay ma kasee? kacaanka ka hor khaniis aas ahaay, hadana masaajidka maka baxo habeen i maalinbo"
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah balaaya wax kuu dirsatay haduu tii ugu darnayd dhigi doonaaye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wuxuu intaas ku daray "jaalle madaxweene magaaladaan marka waxay dacwo ka tahay oo dhibay oo qof kasta aas ka soo dacwoonaa koo xumoo mariixaan la dhahaayo kaas lee hadii nalaga qaban lahaa waa kifaaxi laheen, jaalle madaxweene qof kasta waxaas leeyahay mariixaan aa i dhibay saan aas iyeelay kaas analaga khabto" war maa yaal hee ninkaan aduunkii waa qasee.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

iskaabulo

Tuesday, August 29, 2000 - 01:23 am
sorry I forgot to tell you " mareexaanka wuxuu u maleeyaa canug yar oo ciyaal suuq ah"

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

XAMDI

Tuesday, August 29, 2000 - 06:39 pm
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY GUYSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT THE QOSOL fiiiiiiiiiq ahahhahahahha loooooooooooool


loooooooooooooooooool hahahahhahahha waraada nagadaaya idinka hospiyal nama gaynaysaane
Guys keen going I like it wallaahi sidaa nooga qososiinaysaan

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Abdi Yagoori

Tuesday, August 29, 2000 - 09:28 pm
Hey look this.
Beri baa nin reer miyi ah oo ka yimid baadiyaha
uu yimid Xamar, markaasuu maqaayad cuntada laga cuno soo galay goor fiid ah,isagoo wata Bakooradiisii waynayd iyo go'iisii.
Wuxuu fariistay kursi, waxaana markiiba u yimid kabalyeerigii oo waydiiyey wuxuu cuni lahaa,Odygii baa wuxuu jidhi maandhow maxaad haysaa,Kabalyeerigii baa si boobsiis ah ugu sheegay wuxuu hayey balse odaygii wuxuu ka fahmey erygii ugu danbeeyey oo ahaa(Fish)*kALUUN*, Markaasuu odaygii yidhi, maandhow bal fiika ii keen.Odaygii oo hoos fiirinaya oo kiishadiisii ku mashquulsan ayaa kabalyeerigii miiska usoo saaray kaluun indhihiisii wata, dabadeed odaygii markuu arkay bahalka soo eegaya ayuu ushiisii waynayd ladhacay miiskii, markii lagu soo yaacay ee la waydiiyeyna wuxuu yidhi *bahalkan Qul baa layiraahdaa oo qofkuu qaniino laguma soo rogo nafta
The End..

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Awdheere

Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 02:51 am
FIX-FIX-FIX.....QAX-QAX-QAX....War maad naga deysaan!!!...ani waaba yaabee, dadkaan intee ku keydinaayeen shaacirada!...(geel maxaas indha- kuul ka kasaa!)

Bal tana ila eega:

Wadaad reer mudug ah ayaa salaada subax u kalihi jiray(aadi jirey aroortii)... maalin ilaahay keeno markuu jidka sii socdo ayaa sagaaro jidka ka sii boodi jirtay, macnaha ka hor boodi jirtay oo ka carari jirtay,.....markii dambe isagii baaba la yaabay sababtey Sagaaradu u sii carareyso,...

Maalintii ugu dambeysey ayey nin kale isa soo raaceen, mise Sagaaradiibaa hadana ka hor booday markaasuu ku yiri ninkii: "Jinnoow wax ku fal!...war heedhe, ileen soo Sagaaro ima barato!"

Wuxuu u mooday, maadaama uu wadaad yahay subax walbana ay Sagaarada is qaabilaan, iney is baran doonaan oo aysan ka carareynin! oo uu waliba nin maskiina yahay... ma Sagaaraa waxaas kuu taqaana hee!

Sorry ppl..waa idinku dheereeye.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 07:01 am
FIX FIX FIX WAAAAAAAAAW KADAR OO DIBI DHAL.DADKU WAA WADA OWKOMBE OO MESHA TAAGAN

waa dad kala daran xaga maada iyo shaactirada waxaase ka mida kuwii iila qosolka badnaa ninkii kaluunka usha ku bilaabay iyo sheekadii XAMDI ee madaxshubka wallaahi waan fuuray saan u qoslayey

Xamdi waxay tiri bilmilloow ramaajiin bismilloow ramaaxiin masii wad wadi karee wallaaalliin! habartu miyey ilka la'ayd mise caama nimay ka ahayd. loooooooooooooooooool That was funny real

AXMED-GOLE

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

EBYAN

Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 07:17 am
bal ana tan iga dhageysta

waxaa dhacday in hada ka hor uu nin reer baydhabo ah maqlay laba nin oo reer waqooyi ah oo shakaysanaaya oo berito muqdisho ayaan qabanaynaa isaguna wuxuu u maleeyey in ay ka wadaan(cinqilaab) ama qabasho run ah, nin kii intuu ka soo hormaray nimankii ayuu wuxuu u yimid koontaroolka askartii joogtay markaas uu ku yiri nimankaan waxay rabaan inay xamar xoog ku qabsadaan. askartii waxay xireen labadii nin oo reer waqooyiga ahaa, markay cabaar su'aalo waydiiyeen ayay ogaadeen inay is faham daro jirto oo ay ka wadeen (qabanaynaa , waan aadeynaa) waana la sii daayey. waxay askartu usoo noqdeen ninkii reer baydhaboodka ahaa asagoo abaal marin sugaya baa inta feer laga baditey la yiri bax beenlooyahow.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

iskaabulo

Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 05:09 pm
ar ani moxogaa i xanuunaa maalin danbe meehaan ma imaanaayo maxaa yeelay qosolkii wax yar aa iiga haray oo hadaanmaalin danbe imaado halahaan qosolka ii hartayna waa iga dhammaanee ixixi
ahahahaah gax gax gax hadaaban qosol isla hayn la ahay. iga taga bye all

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

XAMDI

Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 06:56 pm
AQYAARTA WAA SALAAMAN TIHIIN

Tana ila eega
Mid reer Baydhabood ah ayaa loo qabtay qafaal(xasuuq) kadibna wuxuu iska dhigay inuu dhaga laa'yahay waana laga shikiyey, markii siwalba lagu quustay ayaa layidhi war naga daaya waa dhagoole, mid askarta kamid ahaa oo reer mudug ah ayaa yidhi

ninkaan lama siidaynayo waa nin xoog badan mana dhaga la'a ee aniga igu daaya kiibaa hadana siwalba ku dayey markii ugu damabysay ayuu inta dhinaca danbe ka fadhiistay ku yidhi waryaa waa dhagoolka kac, bax, iska tag cidna kuma haysateeeeee looooooooooooool fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiq maxaa ka dhacay heee ........................ inta gadaal soo fiiyey ayuu iska dhaqaaqay yidhina manag alla. Waa siduu rabaye intuu soo qabtay ayuu u keenay kii xerada haystay halkaasaana ninkii askartii lagu qoray dhagoolanimadiina kaga baxay

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

EBYAN

Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 05:11 am
Waad salaaman tihiin dhamaantii

Waxaa dhacday barigii amxaarada lala dagaalamayey ayaa waxaa la qafaalay nin reer (caliyaale)ah, markaas ayuu yiri xaa la ii xiraa xabad ma samaynine, markaas la yiri lagu xirimayee waxaa lagaa dhiyaaa askari oo amxaarada ayaad difaacaysaa, markaa suu yiri (arey muguu amxaarada la galdaraysanaayey ma oday xaamudaa laysku haleeyhaayey)war maa yaal hee!!!!!!

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 06:59 am
waan idin salaamay dhamaan tiin

ahahhahhahaha looooooooooooooooool dhagoolenimo ma nin reer mudugaa kaa dhagaysan oo waliba askari ah looooooooool hahahahha

xamdi and ebyan sixun baad iiga qosliseen Ebyan waarune ma oaday xaamudey isku halaynaayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen markay axmaarada daan daan sanayeeeeeeeen lol

AXMED-GOLE

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

QAWDHAN

Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 06:39 pm
NIN AHAA QOLADA SIAD BARE AYAA BAADIYE KAMID, MARKAASAA LAGA DHIGAY WASIIR, KUWA KALO OO AY ILMO ADEER YIHIIN OO IYAGUNA MADAX AH AYUU LA SHEEKEESTAY, WAXAY KU YIRAAHDEEN WAA INAAD IS KA DHIGTAA NIN REER MAGAALA OO AAD DHAR FITISHAARI AH TOLA TAA OO AAD QAMRIGA CABTAA, NAAGAHANA U TAGTAA, WAXUU SOO GATEY DHOWR FITE SHAARI(DHAR LAXIRTO), MARKAASUU HABEENKII ISAGOO WATA LANDCRUISERKIISII, GABAR LAAMIGA TAAKAN GACANTA U TAAGTAY, MARKUU SOO QAADAY AYAY TIRI WZUP? WUXUU YIRI CASHO AYAAN KUGEENAYAA, MARKAASAY WAYDIISAY IN UU QAMRIGA CABO WAXUU YIRI WADANKABA ANIGA IYO LABANIN OO KALE OO WASIIRO AH AYAA KACABNA MARABO INNA SHEEGSHEEGO MAGACYADOODEE, WAA AY ARAGTAY INUU WAREERSANYAYHAY, MARKAASAY MARKAY TAGEEN BARKII AYAY SHEEGTAY WAITERKII U KEEN ANIGA THE REGULAR NINKANA AQUA-MINARALE, MARKUU KABADAY AYUU ISKADHAADHICIYAY IN UU CAB SANYAHAY MARKAY SOOBAXEEN AYUU BILAABAY IN SI FUNNY AH UHADLO MARKII DANBENA DARBI AYUU DOONTAY OO UU KUDHUFTAY BAABUURKII.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

iskaabulo

Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 10:02 pm
ahahahahahahah fixifxfixfixfixfix
anigana tan ila eega
nin reer xamar ah oo ciyaal boondheere ah ayaa ahaa xaakim maxkamadeed waxaase loo badalay gobolka mudug, maalintii danbe ayaa maxkamaddii uu xaakimka ka ahaa waxaa isula soo dacwooday laba nin oo isku haysta awr(geel nin ah) labadii nin mid ka mid ah ayaa yiri aniga awrkeyga laba alif buu lahaa, markaas ayuu xaakimkii reer xamarka ahaa inta hadalkii kasoo dhexgalay ninkii ayuu yiri "abtigiis oorka labada alif kacaan maa siiyey mise ka aas lahaay?" war maa yaal hee!!!!!
waa lakala orday qosol iyo yaab
by: iskaabulo
bye all
bye

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

hahahaha fix fix fix dhag dhag dhag

Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 11:09 pm
ahhahaahhaha hahahaha lolol wadh wadh wadh wadh ihhihihihihihihihi uh uh uh uh uh ah ah ah ah loooooool

waa sidaan u qoslay markaan akhrinaayey sheekooyinkan qosolka badan

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

QANDHACIIL&HUUNYO

Friday, September 01, 2000 - 02:00 am
hahahahahahah GEEDI-SHAAMBO WALAAHI SXB RECORDKII AYAAD JABISAY


WAXEY SHEEKADANI KA DHACDAY XERO QAXOOTI OO KU TAAALA WADAN HOLLAND , WAXAA LAGA CUNTEEYNAYEY MAQAAYAD AY LEEDHAHAY XERADA MARKA MAALINTAAS WAXEY AHEED CASHADU (PATAATIGA AMA BARADHO) MARKII CASHADII QOF WALBA SOO QAATEY AAN MIISKII SOO FADHIISANAY , CASHADUNA AAD BEY U KULULEED LAAKIIN SXBKAA MA UUSAN OOGEEN EE JAB BARADHO OO WEEYN UU XABADKA DHIGTAY XARIIFKII WUU GUBTAY MARKAASUU IS HEEN WAAYEY AYUU ILMEEYEY MARKII BAAN WEEYDIINEY MAXAAD LA OOYNEEYSAA MARKAASUU NOOGU JAWAABAY ( WAXAAN SOO XASUUSTAY XADIISKII NABIGEENA CSWS OO KA HADLAYEY QIYAAMAHA,


IIGA RAALI NOQDA WAN IDIINKU DHEERREYEY

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AmranJano

Friday, September 01, 2000 - 02:42 am
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL QANDHO CIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL BR ADAABA GEEDIN-SHAMBOOWNA KADARAY

wallaahi nin qataruu ahaay kaas. laakiiin aan su'aal kuweydiiyeeeeee br amaas adiga ahaa xariiiiiiiifkaaaaaaaas qushuucda la ooyey loooooooool ahahhaahah

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Anonymous

Friday, September 01, 2000 - 04:12 am
igaar aa kaasamaayo caliyaale joogta ku qabtay marka saaxiibkaa markuu dhamaystay xaajadii ayaa kaasamayda ku tiri arey maku noqsee mise waa ciidaystaa.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Abdi Yagoori

Friday, September 01, 2000 - 02:30 pm
Look these.
Biri baa nin reer miyi ah ayaa waxaa ka lumay geeliisii, markaasa waxa loogu sheegay inuu geeliisii Nugaal lagu soo arkay.dabadeed dhiishiisii ayuu biyestay oo u diyaar garoobey safar 15 maalmood ah. Markuu gaadhay beeshii geelisa haysey ayuu wuxuu arkay rag tukanaya markaasuu intuu u soo dhawaadey ku yidhi(war ragow ma aragteen geel baadi ah)waa loo jawaabi waayey waayo waa rag sallad ku jira.dhowr jeer markuu ku celceliyey oo loo jawaabiwaayey ayuu iska fariistay oo sugey.Markii la salaamanaqsaday ayaa loo sheegay geeliisii meshuu joogo.Ninkii markuu ku soo laabtay dhulkiisii isagoo wata geeliisii ayaa lagu soo shiray si loo waraysto,su'aashii ugu horeysey baa waxay ahayd, bal nooga waran dhulkii aad tagtay?wuxuu yidhi(Nimanyahow idiin waramay waxaan tegey dhul aad u fog waxaanse ku soo arkay ciyaar layiraahdo Tukad (salaada)oo koox-koox iyo keli-keli'ba loo ciyaaro).Dadkii baa waxay ka codsadeen inuu tuso sida loo ciyaaro Tukad,
Dhamaad

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

QANDHACIIL&HUUNYO

Saturday, September 02, 2000 - 03:09 am
loooooooool amranjano war aniga sheekada qofka ay ku dhacday wuxuu ahaa sxbkeey hahahahahahahhah

ok sheegadaan fiiriya

AYAANTII QAFAAKA U JIRAY AYAA WAXAA LA QAFAALAY NIN REER BAYDHABOOT AHAA (RAXAWEYN) NINKII MARKII LA QAFAALAY AYAA WAXAA LAGA TUUREY HARGEYSA, MAALIN MAAL MAHA KA MID AH AYAA WAXAA UU TEGEY SUUQII HARGEYSA MARKAASUU WUXUU ARKEY SUUQII OO LAGU IIBINAAYO GALEEY MARKA NINKII WUU YAABAY OO KAMA FILEEN IN HARGEYSA LAGA HELO GALEEY MARKAASUU SXBKAA GALEEYDII AYUU SACAB KU SOO QAADEY UU WEEYDIIYEY SU'AAL WUXUUNA YIRI(AR GALEEY AR ANIGA MEESHAAN QAFAAL AYAA I KEENAY EE ADIGA MAXAA HALKAAN KU KEENAY)

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Awdheere

Monday, September 04, 2000 - 11:52 pm
FIQ...FIX...FIQ..FIX...EBYAN... adaaba koobkii qaaday iyo waliba AbdiYagoori (qisadii kaluunka)...halkaas ka sii wada .

Thanx guys....waan isu soo laaban doonaa!.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

jay.z

Thursday, September 07, 2000 - 07:58 am
to all funny
waxay ka dhacday school ku yaala kismaayo
ini ayaa arday buugaag qrisaneeso u yimid oo waydiiyay sidatan
waxuu raadinayay nin ay sxb ahaayeen lol lol
arkutaab le ibraahin qooreer ma taqaaninn
amin kii hore mashiidiyaas ahaa
waala ka baqdaadijiray
dable xooga dalka waas ahaa
gah gah gahngahlol waxbaa ka dhacay

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

XAMDI

Thursday, September 07, 2000 - 05:30 pm
WAR JAY.Z Maxaad sheegtay waxaan isku dayey inaan akhriyo waxaad qortay meel uu ka socdo iyo meel uu u socdana waan kala garan waayey loooooooooool qoraalkaaba qosleh anyway waad iga qoslisay thanks

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AmanJano

Sunday, September 10, 2000 - 05:16 am
kix kix kix kuk kuk kuk kik kik kik hahahahha maandhooyinoow miyaan qoslay mise anaa mooday aanse qoslee maxaan ku qoslay lol hahahaha
ma qoslin, waan qoslay, maya, haaaaa, hahah looooooooooooool dadkaa ii sheegi doona inaan qoslay iyo inkale loooooool

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

QANDHACIIL&HUUNYO

Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 06:01 am
amanjano adiga caadi ayaad u waalatay waa in maanokoobiya lagu geeyaaa


sheegadan ila dhageeysta


hada ka hor waxaa saaxiba noqday nin shiidle ah iyo naag reer waqooy ah habeen habeenada kamid ah asxaabtaan waxey kale xaajadoodii (sex) naagtii ayaa u macaansatay oo waxey la dhacday habku ninkan wax u galaayo markaasey waxey tiri WAR BAL KU XAJI iyadoo kawada siiwad camal. awkee shiidle ma fahmin waxey ka wado laakiin wuxuu u maleeyey inay ula jeedo KUSOO XAJI OO (KACBADA LA TAG CAMAL)MARKAASUU WUXUU YIRI ILAAH HANOO KASO LAAKIIN INUU ILAAH SAAN XAJKEEN KU AQBALAAYO MA U MALEEYNAAYO.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

QANDHACIIL&HUUNYO

Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 06:03 am
amanjano adiga caadi ayaad u waalatay waa in maanokoobiya lagu geeyaaa


sheegadan ila dhageeysta


hada ka hor waxaa saaxiba noqday nin shiidle ah iyo naag reer waqooy ah habeen habeenada kamid ah asxaabtaan waxey kale xaajadoodii (sex) naagtii ayaa u macaansatay oo waxey la dhacday habku ninkan wax u galaayo markaasey waxey tiri WAR BAL KU XAJI iyadoo kawada siiwad camal. awkee shiidle ma fahmin waxey ka wado laakiin wuxuu u maleeyey inay ula jeedo KUSOO XAJI OO (KACBADA LA TAG CAMAL)MARKAASUU WUXUU YIRI ILAAH HANOO KASO LAAKIIN INUU ILAAH SAAN XAJKEEN KU AQBALAAYO MA U MALEEYNAAYO.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Reqa

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 12:11 am
Qandhacil&huunyo

ah ah ahaha ahahahahaha
walaalkiis magac fiicnidaaa
qandicil& huunyo
dadka lee ka jir haku hurgufinee
loool@@@@@@@@@.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

EBYAN

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 09:28 am
waad salaaman tihiin dhamaantiin

Waxaa is qabay nin somaali ah iyo naag, marka ninka naagtiisa aad ayey u kululayd oo uu uga baqi jirey, xariifkaan ayaantii danbe wuxuu guursaday naag kale wuuna ka qariyey xaaskiisii hore isagoo ka baqaya, wuxuu naagta yar u tagi jirey gurigeeda galabtii ilayn kuma dhixi karo oo wuxuu ka baqayaa xaaskiisa wayn.

Naagtii yarayd waxay aad u dhibsatay ninkan siduu xaaskiisa kale uga baqo iyadana u qarinayo mudo laba sano ah, galabtii danbe ayeey makuu u yimid caanihii ugu dartay kaniini hurdo xariif kii hurdo ayuu la dhacay mar ay tahay (3:00 am)waqti danbe ayuu soo baraarugay oo dharkiisii gashtay xariifku wuxuu lahaa bidaar wuxuuna xiran jiray cimaamad markuu dharkiisa gashanayey ayuu wuxuu madaxa ku soo duubtay garbasaar ay naagtu lahayd oo uu modaayey cimaamadiisa, wuxuu yimid xaaskiisa oo aad u xanaaqsan markaas ayuu yiri baabuurki ayaa iga halabay oo aan ku soo daahay. markaas ayey xaaskiisa tiri (garbasaar kan xagee nooga yimi) war ma yaal hee loooooooooolllllllll.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

QANDHACIIL&HUUNYO

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 11:11 am
loooooooooooooool ar sheegadaas anay iigu dhacday,laakiin aan kuu dhameestiro sheegada naagtii markey iigu fahantay babis ay soo qaadataty wajigeey iiga garaacday laakiin anigana inaan qabtay aan dhiig matajiyey

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Ciridbuur

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 01:15 am
salaan kuligiin
waah waah waa maxay waxanoo qosla anana tan ayaan idiin wadaa
2 wiil oo yar yar oo iksu da'a ah ayaa reer u so martiyey waxaana la seexiyey qoklii familku daganaa odaygii oo ku hurgufaya xaaskiisa ayuu mid arkay habeen badhkii kii arkayey ayaa is yidhi kan kale ma arkee toosi si uu u arko howsha socota filmkana wax uga daawado loooooooooooooooool gax gax gax gax

qandhuufuu hoosta uga dhiibay mise kana waaba fiirsanayaa filanka looooooooo ahhaahh qandhuufuu asna ugu jawaabay oo macnahedu yahay waa arkaa looooooooooooooool
Subaxnimadii ayuu kii latoosiyey kii kale ku yidhi walaaloow hebeloow hadaad janada ii haysana masidaas ii galin lahayd looooooooool

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

BURJIGO_jeego_qalooc

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 05:09 am
hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhaaa

war maxaa la hurgufaya waaaba yaabanaheeeeeeeee loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

thanks sxb aad ayaad iiga qosolsiisay

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 09:01 am
loooooooool ah ah ah haha ha gax gix gux gox gex ...................... fix fix fix kikikik waryaa balaayo illeen waa tii cirid buuran war maxaa jini oo la hurgufi ma maraa mise waa gogl saxar laga hurgufi loooooooooooooool ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, wallaahi magacaaga kaliyaa qosol iigu filan CIRIDBUUR loooooooooooooool kaftan lee br ok halkaaga kasii iska camiro duqa ciridka buuran ah ha ha hah kikikik

AXMED-GOLE

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

walaashiin

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 11:11 am
asalaamu celykum akhayaarta

fiq fiq fiq fiq war akhayaarta maad geeda intaad meel ufurataan oo aad lacag ku qadataan. aad iyo aad ayaa umahadsantihiin.
school baan joogaa ardaydi dhan anee i daawaneysaa qosolkii ayaa iga dhamaaday

bal anna aan tuurtee ila fiirsha

bari baa waxaa noo timid(xamar) islaan katimid Kismayo.Waxey rabtay in ee basaboor sameysato xajka ayaa soo dhawaa horrena sawiraddii ey usoo qaadatay.Subaxdii ey rabtay in ee basaboorka xareesto baa habeenkii kahoreyay ayaa sawiradii dooli(jiir) qaatay.
Islaantii subaxdii bey waxey tiri maadheeyinow bal isii ya sawiradeydii aan bal meeshi adee.Wax la raa raadshu maleh sawiradii nagata.
marki danbe ayaa loo shegay waxaa lagu yiri eedo sawirodii dooli ayaa qaatay see tiri maadheeyinow orda oo shantaan shilin siiya eena hore iiga soo qaada aan idin duceeye>>waxey umaleysay in dooligu qof magaciisa layiraah reer kismayuhu waxey u yaqaanaan dooligu=jiir.

hade gurigi yaanahaya fiq fiq fiq fiq

ogaada waa sheeko run u dhacday

groetjes walaashiin

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 10:16 pm
Walaashiin aad ayaan ugu qoslay waxaana ugu sii qoslay sheekada sida ay run ugu egtahay. Qoooooooosssoooooooool eh eh eh uh uh uh hihihihihi looooooooool kikikik walaashiis waxa kaloon ku qoslay erayagaaga ah (nagata) looooooooooool.

AXMED-GOLE

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 11:51 pm
Bal hadana dhinaca hooyooyinka aan qosolka u leexino.
Islaan reer Gaal-kacayooda ayaa muqdisho isbitaal u timid. Subaxdii dambe markii lageeyey isbitaal ayaa ayaa la weydiyey magaceeda si looga qoro detailskeeda (warbixinta dhakhtarku u baahanyahay) sidanayna u dhacday hoos ku qoran.
Dr. ...... Eedo Magacaa
Islaanti. .. Ma aniga,ma magacayga, maka la'iiyaqaano,
Dr. ......... Eedo waxaan ku weydiiyey magacaaga.
Ilsaanti. .. Ma magacayga. ma aniga ina hebela, maandhooyinoow ninkan muxuu leeyahay, ahahaaaaa, Akabor( Aallhu Akbar),
Dr. Waryaa Alla yaqaan eedo magacaa
Islaanti. Ma magacyga, makayga waalidkay iila baxay, makii markaan dhashay la'iibixiyey,

Maxaan war idinkaga daaliyaa islaantii waxaa loo qoray magacla Mixnad, Mashaqo sidaasaana lagu daaweeyeydee maalintoo dhan magacaa ayaa laga bixiwaayey iyo ma aniga looooooool ahahha akkakkaka lol.

AXMED-GOLE

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

cabdala

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 11:37 am
fix fix fix ahahahah

war anigu la yaabay dadkaan oo qoslay waxaan oo qosol ah naga daaya fixififififfifi
bal anna tan ila eega
sida la socotaan waddamaad qashinka waxaa qaada ninka markii uu sii baxaya banaankuu dhigaa marka ninbaa maalin maalamaha ka mid ah wuxuu sii qaaday qashinkii wuxuu kaloo sii qaatay qadadiisii marka wuu yara maqnaa meeshuu qashinka kaga ridi lahaa dispoesalka buu wuxuu ku riday qadadiisii kadib buu wuxuu baska la raacay qashinkii iyo xaarkii ciyaallka oo diapers ku jira ka dib buu wuxuu arkay dadka bas ku jira oo la yaaban oo san ka qabsanaya iyo dikhsi aad u tira badan ma awsan dareemin illaa wali wuxuu tagay meeshii shaqada bacdiisii buu miiska iska saartay oo wuu maqan yahay (wuu fakarayaa )dadkii la shaqaynayey baa aad u dhibsaday oo waxaa la mooday inuu waashay ka dib waxaa la gaaray waqtigii qadada bacdiisii buu iska furtay oo is yiri cun qadadaadii asagoo wali maqan wuu cantuugay maxaa ka dhacay hee lol......... mise waa xaaarkii ciyaalka ahaaha hahaa ka dib buu ordahy oo iska tuuray ..hahahahaha xamdi day qadaadka day say u qososho axmad gole

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

cabdala

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 11:48 am
ahahaha fixiixix geedi shaambow maxaa ku dhacay meesha iska qaad ninyohow waa iga gaftan lol...
look this
ninbaa shaqo waayey ka dib wuxuu isku mashquuliyay shaqo suu ku helo maalintii danbaa la yir war nin yohow gaaladu waxay tix galisaa labis ka ee is taag ninku wuu iska beesy oo ciyaalkii iyo waxbaa ka gaajaysan asagoo dhan baa maqan wuu is taagay oo wuxuu gashaday taay iyo suud oo si fiican u labistay kadib buu dabaqa wiish ka soo raacay wuxuu aaday meeshii shaqada oo iska xaadiriyay markaasuu yiri xariifkaan asagoo isla fiican shaqo ayaan rabaa waa la fiirshay mise wuu caga cadyahay gabadhii naxdin ninkii meesha joogay wuxuu wacay 991 bolis baa loo yeeray maxaa dhacay buu yiri ninkii asagoo yaban buu is fiir fiiriyay mise wuu caga cad yahay hee maxaa ka dhacay ...........hahaha lol...abyan day seey u qoslo fiiri ciridkii fiiri
ahahah axmed gole recordkii ma ka jabshey mise ...........hahahahaha

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 07:14 pm
Salaan akhyaarta oo dhan

Abdalla sxb waad naga qoslisay waadna naga was waasisay loooooooooool eh eh eh eh. Kaliya hadaad ka dayn lahayd acntuugada way quruxsanaan lahay lol looooool Lakiin hada Cabdala oo wax cantuugi unbaa ii sawirmi.
So, akhyaarta kalaan u daayey in wax ka dhahaan in Recordki laga qaaday Gedi-Shamboow oo horay u hayey iyo inkale kolay anigu Odatgaasaan u dhiibay.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

BURJIGO_jeego_qalooc

Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 02:25 am
to abdale

looooooooooooooool sxb sheegada aneey iigu dhacday maad tiraahdit maxaad nin kale oo islaameed uugu nabeeysaaaaaa hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

QANDHACIIL&HUUNYO

Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 02:42 am
asxaabta sheegadaan ila dhageeysta

hada ka hor ayaa waxaa dhacday nin reer miyi ahaa ayaa waxaa la geeyey dalka mareekanka (usa)marka waxuu ku dagay family ay wax isku yihiin. maalin maal maha ka mid ah ayaa waxaa is raacay ninkii iyo gabar ka mid family uu la joogay waxeey aadeen magaaladii sxbkaa wuxuu la yaabay saraha dhaadheer markaasu su'aal ka bixi waayey mar walba wuxuu weeydiiyaa sartaan yaa iska leh markaasey gabadhu uugu jawaabtaa I DONT KNOW
MARKUU DHOOR JEER WEEYDIIYEY EE GABADHIINA AY UUGU JAWAABATAY (I DONT KNOW)sxbkaa wuxuu u qaatay (i dont know ) in ay tahay qof magaciisa ,markaasu galabtii markuu gurigii ku soo laabtay ayuu salaadi casir dukaday ayuu duceeystay wuxuuna yiri (ilaahayoow maalkii aad I DONT KNOW siisay oo kale i sii)

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

ISTAAHIL

Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 01:06 am
KIKIKIKIK AHAHHAHAHHAHAHA LOLOL IKIKIKIK

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

cabdala

Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 08:38 am
waxaan u sheegayaa burjico jeego qalooc war ninyohow magacaaga kaliyaaba qosol miiran ah .........meesha waxaa loo yimi just fun iyo qosol laakiin ma aday kugu dhacday iyo nihi nihi da imtaad iska dayso ninyohow waxaas ha idhihin mar danbe igana raali ahow xoogaa waan xanaaqaye
axmed gole ma waxaad isku haysaa inaan record ka kaa jabshay saaxiib ...waa iga kaftan uma malayn mayo inaan kaa jabinayo ilaa aan soo qoro 10 sheeko oo kala dardaran ahaha....
akhyaartii maxaa ku dhacay ...xamdi...abyan .. horta geedi shambow wuu nooga baxay meesha war nimanyohow ha la soo qabto ......................waa inoo soo diyaarinayaa booskii geedi shambow baan galayaa axmed gole na recordkaa ayaan ka jabinyaa
thanks akhyaara

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 08:07 pm
SALAAN AKHYAARTA DHAMAAN

Akhyaarta maxaa idinku dhacay baryahan ma la isu nasanayaa mise xarfaan baa raba inay
recordka been been far iyo suul ku qaadaan. No way lol ahahha (kaftan)
To: abdalla sxb waad mahadsan tahay waana kugu soo dhaweynayaa inaad recordka
markaaga qaado inkastoon laga yaabo inaad saacado kaliya hayso lol waayo
geedi-shamboow aya dhinaciisa midig iska dhigay, oo hada anigu mabahayo, aniga
naftayda sidaan uga qaadi lahaa ayaan ku tala jiraa teeda kale sxb BIRJIKO wuu kula
kaftamayey mana ahayn inaad ka xanaaqdo meeshaba kaftan iyo qosol ayaan u imaanaa. so,
waa laga fiican yahay inaan si cadho kujirto isugu jawaabno inagoo ku kala nool adunka
dacaladiisa wax isyaqaanaana laga yaabo inuu nagu yaryahy amaba jirinba marka br take easy iska kaftan iska qosol haba is dhibin igana raali ahoow hadaan si khaldan kuula hadlay.

AXMED-GOLE

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

cabdala

Thursday, September 21, 2000 - 12:07 pm
axmed gole waan kaa aqbalay sheekadaada oo waa runtaa mesha fun baa loo yimi and thanks
ila eega tan
baribaa baa waxaa jiray nin la yiraahdo juxaa oo aan umalaynayo inaad wada taqaanaan waxaa la yiri maalin buu wuxuu dhaqday shaati kadibna wuxuu surtay xariga dharka lagu warto kadib xoogaa markii la joogay ayaa dabayli timid shaatigii ayay soo ridday kaddibna wuxuu yiri intuu soo booday alxamdulilaah al xamdulilaah oo bood booday dhulka isla dhacay oo neef qalay oo salaatu shukri tukaday goortuu alabarigii dhigay oo dadka iskugu yimaadeen buu ka khudbeeyay oo yiri war dadoow alxamdulilaah alxamdulilaah....war maxaa kugu dhacay baa waxaa waydiiyay nin fadhiyay wuxuu yiri qiso cajiib ah baa igu dhacday haye baa la yiri dhagtaa la taagay wuxuu yiri maanta ayaan waxaan dhaqday shaati ka dib dabayl baa timi dhulka buu ku soo dhacay ka warran buu yiri haddaan ku jiri lahaa shaatiga oo anuu ku jira dhulka ku soo dhici lahaa sooma jabeen oo dhinteen sidaas daraadeed baan alabari ugu qalayaa dadka ...lol lol intii la qoslay baa lagu yiri ritiyahow naga aamus oo isku xishood .............lol recordkii ma jabiyay ..ahaah axmed gole day ........

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Anonymous

Friday, September 22, 2000 - 07:56 am
Cabdala sheekhada waad soo koobiyeeysay oo waxaa hada ka hor jilay (oowkoombe)

haku jirto Mr.Copy Guy?

waa lagugu qabatay ha kaa saarto

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

CIRID

Sunday, September 24, 2000 - 10:44 pm
Aar yaada warka ii wada hadaad rabtaan xanaaqaad sheegteene gafuurka kor u taagee/ sidii digaag xanaaqsan ama diiq dharagsan lol Heey waad arkaysaan somali-nimada hala dhowro oo hala ilaaliyo
Waad mahadsan-tihiin

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

yaaw

Friday, September 29, 2000 - 04:19 am
yaaw yaaaw lol

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

GOOSAAR

Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 07:00 am
MAALIN AYAA NIN GEEL SHUBAA(BIYO-SIINAA) U YIMID NINKALOO TIRO GEEL HARAADSAN AH WATO KAN HORO WAXAA LADHAHAA TOOXOW, KAN KALANA SUUDI. GEELII HARAADSANAA SIDII UU SUUDI U CELINAAYAY AYUUY FARAHA KA QAADAY OO AY FOODA IS DAREEN(IS DAGAALEEN)ISAGA IYO TOOXOOW, NINKII DULMIGA WADAY AYAA TOOREEY DHUUNT KA GELIYAY TOOXOOW, NIN MARQAATI AHAA AYAA U CARARY TUULO U DHAWEED SOONA WADAY BAABUUR BOLIIS AH.
SUUDI OOY KA QASNEEN OO SAHAYDII MARXUUNKA CUNAA AYAA LA SU'AALAY:
YAA DILAY NINKAAN? ISAGOO IS DHIBIN OO AFKA HILIB U SII WATO AYUU YIRI "HALKAANAA? ILAAAHAA DILAY GACANTEEYDUUSE KU BAXAY" WARMAA YAAALO HEE

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Gacaliye

Tuesday, October 03, 2000 - 12:39 am
salaaman.

Ninbaa bari kasoosafray xagaas iyo w/qooyi soomaaliya una soo safray xamar,marka ninku waxba mahaysto hsheegin waxnooliya(habaa an man thuuran)
lacagta baabuurka uu kusoo raacay ayuu kuhelay qaraabasho iyo waa wareey.Marka baabuurku waa istaagayaasi rakaabku wax ucuno,saaxiibkaa waxba mahaystee sidee ayuu wax ucunayaa.Soomaalidu waa dad naxariisbadab oo iscawiya dadka ayaa waxay yiraahdaan maad nakeentid aanu wax soo cunee??!!! soo kujawaabaa waan dharagsanahay.Rakaabka waxaa kamida labao habrod oo midi TB qabto tankalana ay usocoto gabarteedii oo lagu qabo xamar, marka waxay soo waxay say oodkac ay isleedahay wiilkaad sodohda utahay bal ugee marka waxay wadadaa joog wayn oo hilib oodkac ah.Habarta kalena dhakhtar ayey usocotaa oo waxay wadadaa joog wayn oo ay kutufayso xaakada.Ninkii odayga ahaa marka aydadku degaan ayuu udabamaraa joogii hilibka oodkaca ahaa oo cantuugo kala daalaa,aakhirkii waa kalaacay ood kicii xamarna lamagaarin.Markaas ayuu usoo jeesday joogii kale ee habarta kale ee TBka qabtay oo wuxuu umaleeyaa ood kac (ilayn waxaa layiri dawaco meeshay baruur kubaratay ayey macaluul ugu bakhtidaaye) hadhoow ayuu sidiisii usoo xaluushay jogii Habartu aykufusaysau XAAKADA oo isaga ula muqata inuu OODKAC yahay,inta uu gacanta galiyey ayuu bahal cantuuga ah isyir kagaarsii intaan laguugu imaan.Soow xaako jaaloowday oo dhiig iyo balaaya wadad ayuu gacanta lagalay isagu waxaa uu umaleyaa subag suu iayiri ga garsii oo bahal cantuuga oo waalan liqsiiyey maskaasuu arkay waxaani inaysan ahayn subag iyo oodkac midna ilay urkii iyo balaayaa saaqdaye maxaa sugaysaan hee mawaxaanu mnatag lajeesanbaa oo soo matagin hilibkii oodkaca ahaa ee uu habtii kale kaxadim jiray oo kalaacay.Hadhow ayaa markii loosoo dhawaa xamar ayey habartii istiri bal oodkacaagii soo dhawsao mise fududaa joogo habartii way yaabtay oo istiri war joogii culayska aad laqaadi wayday sidaan kuma fiyoobee bal eeg !!!!!! maxaad ii dhiibatay qaylaa isla yeertay oo habartii tiri darawal baabuurka oistaaji waan dhacanahay oo oodkicii aan wiilka sodohda aan u ahay usoo sameeyey ayaa maqan oo lacunaye.Markaasaa dadkii lawaydiiyey qofwalba waa uu iska aamusay,markaas waxaa lagu taliyey dadka oo dhan inay baaburka kadegaan oo farahooda lauruyo.Ninkii o dayga ahaa ayuu farahiisii kasoo urau subagii oo sidiisiiya saalaye saaxiib maxaad ucuntay ood kaca?!!!!! markaasuu inta uu qayliyey yiri YAA KUCUNAY GACANTAYDA OODKACA ANIGU KUMAANAN CUNINE.

gaah gaaaaaaaaaaah gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
kawaramahee

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Tuesday, October 03, 2000 - 09:39 pm
salaan dhamaan

GACALIYE
sxb sheekadaan horay ayaan u maqlay inkastooy kayara duwantahay balse was waas dartii ayaan uga sheekayn waayey lol
waadan nagana qoslisay nagana was waasisay eh eh eh sxb halkaaga kasii wad.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Awdheere

Thursday, October 05, 2000 - 03:24 am
Saaxiib, matag ayaaba iga soo dhawaaaday!!! plz naga daa taasoo kale!...anyway it was funy.

Ayaamahan Axmed gole iyo Cabdala ayaa hawada naga qabsaday!.. Axmadoow wax noo reeb bal!.

Bal tana soo eega:

Waxaa jirey laba nin oo saaxiib ah, oo ku noolaa Mudug (may be Burtinle..lol).labadoodaba waxay ahaayeen reer baadiye, mid ka mid ah labadoodii ayaa waagii dambe Xamar soo aaday oo qaraabadiis u yimid ka dibna u soo dhoofay Australia.

Kii kale ayaa isagana waa dambe Xamar u soo dhoofay, markaasuu maqlay in saaxiibkii Australia u dhoofay, markaas ayuu qaraabadiis ka baryey (tuugay) iney lacag siiyaan uu kula hadlo, geeyaana boostada si uu Telefon uga diro halkaas.

Ninkii waa laga aqbalay codsigiisii oo la siiyey lacag, lana geeyey Post-dii. Taleefonkii ayuu qabsaday lambarkii garaacay, waxaana ka qabtay saaxiibkii oo ay mudo kala maqnaayeen.

Wuxuu ku yiri: "war ma hebel baa?" markaasaa loogu jawaabay haa ee kumaad tahay?... meeshii laga rabey inuu yiraahdo waa hebele ii waran! ayuu yiri: "CAR I GARO":O, Ninkii Australia joogay wuxuu u maleeyey asxaab meelahan dhow-dhow ka soo hadleysa markaasuu yiri ma hebel baad tahay?... markaasuu ku jawaabay hadana "CAR I GARO".

War yaanan hadal idinku daalinine, sidii loo lahaa ma hebel baad tahay isagana u lahaa "CAR I GARO" ayaa daqiiqadihiisii ka dhamaadeen oo halkaas ku waayey danihiisii!!!!...lol.

Markii ay dadkiisii yiraahdeen war maxaad ninka isugu sheegi weysay?...wuxuu ku jawaabay asagoo isu haysta inuu ninkaas 2-0 diray (yacni ka gashtay) "eey eey dhalay wax ma kugu dhigay":O!!

Bal ninkaas qasaaraha uu is geliyey fiiriya!

Sorry ppl, halkaas nooga sii wada.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Thursday, October 05, 2000 - 07:04 am
eh eh eh kikik lol heeey sxb awdheere kaas amuu aniga ahaa ay ku dhacady arintaas lol gax gax gax .........lol
TANA ILA EEGA
3 nin oo reer waqooyi ah ayaa markab kusoo dhex dhuuntay si'ay dibada ugu dhoofaan biryihii hore ee somalidaba dhoofku ku yaraa
wax lasii socdaba waxaa markii dhexda lasii socdo markabkii laga helay nin mayda oo ladilay waxaana lagaran waayey cida dishay, kadib markii latagay wadankii ugu horeeyey lana report gareeyey dilka ninkaas ayaa la baadhay markabkii, si loo ogaado cida ninkan dishay kadibna kuwaan oo qol lagu xidhay ayaa ka mid ahaa dadkii lagu tuhmay inay ninkan dileen, 3da nin midna afka carabiga ma aqoon markabkana carabta ayaa laga lahaa
3da nin waxay afka carabiga kayaqaaneen midba hal eray oo kala NAXNU=anaga 2- SHAMATAMANAA=wuu nacaayey 3- NACAM=haa lol (toloow qaad mawateen nimankaas lol)
3dii nin ayaa lagu yadhi MAN QATALA HAATHAA? mid kamida yaa soo booday isagoo isleh wax uun af carabi kaga hadal yidhina NAXNU oo lamida anaga, lol su'aal 2aad yaa layidhi oo af carabi ah maxaad u disheen? kii kale ayaa yidhi SHATAMANAA=wuu ncaayey su'aal 3aad ayaa lawaydiiyey, OO HADA MA IDINKAA DILAY? kii 3aad ayaa ku jawaabay NACAM=haa lol
dee maxaa ka dhacay meshibaa katiinada lagu boobay ileen iyagaa dambiga isku qiraye looooooooool qadaadkiisa day, aaway cirid sxb ciridka kala jiid lol kaftan yaah duqa huh

AXMED-GOLE

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

hahah

Saturday, October 14, 2000 - 12:54 pm
lolol hahahhah ehehhhehh huhuhuhuuh lol waar naga qosliya aaway akhyaarti

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Awdheere

Monday, October 16, 2000 - 04:01 am
QAX....QAX...QAX, Axmed-Gole, jab iyo naasa beel ayaa ka raacay nimankii!!!

Saaxiibayaal, qisa dhab ah oo aan aad ugu qoslay ayaan halkan idinkugu soo jeedinayaa laakiin waxaa aad ugu qosli lahaa qofkii goob jooga ka ahaa meeshaas ama yaqaan luqada ninka qisadaan sameeyey!.

here it is:

Waxaa habeenkii happy new year-ka ee 2000-ka tareen u soo raacay walaalkey oo magaalada Helsinki(Finland) degen, sidaad ogtihiinba habeenkaas meel walba oo aduunka wey qasneyd gaar ahaan wadamada reer galbeedka, yaanan hadal idinku daalinine, tareenka aad buu u buuxay Finnishkana xaga qamriga iyo dhaan-dhaanimada gacanaa loogu taagay!...markii center-ka magaalada loo soo dhow yahay ayaa waxaa meeshii uu fadhiyey oo rag iyo dumarba buuxaan soo dhex maray nin Finnish ah oo QAAWAN, (muluq ah), oo leh "fiirsada wax badan ayaa la idinka qarinaayaye":O!!.....hadee ma war baa nool "qosol ayaa lala daatay, malaha wuxuu u maleynaayey inuu aduunka gadoomaayo!.

Sorry guys, ninkii dadkaas yaqaana ayaa si aad ah ugu qosli lahaa cawaanimadooda.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Suban

Saturday, October 21, 2000 - 09:38 am
ahhaahha, this page is the pest joke, i have ever read. aad baadna ugu ma had san tihiin kuligiin.
mid baana ku dari:

waxaa jiray 4 nin oo reer baydhabo ahaa, wexay soo aaden Suidi Arabia, in ay ka shaqeystaan, mana heystaan sharci ay ku joogan, so maalin maalmaha kamid ah, bay 4tii nin soo galeen masaajid ay ku tukanayeen. markii ay u foorafsadeen rakacadii koowaad oo ay jilbo qabsadeen baa waxey gadaashood ka arkeen askar sucida ah oo tuka neysay, markaas baa
kii 1 aad yiri: la kooye
kii 2 aad yiri: ara gaase
kii 3 aad yiri: sewe laane
kii 4 aad baa yiri: fadaaane. lol.
peace

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

XAMDI

Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 01:24 am
Salaan all. Waa umad kala daran qosolka iyo shaactirada lol waxaase aad ugu qoslay nin kii isqaawiyey Trainka dhexdiisa ee Awdheere iyo kuwii reer Baydhabo ee Sucuudiga ee Suuban lo lol lol
Midaana aan idiinku daree
Nin reer Waamo ah ayaa niman ay qaraabo yihiin xoolo badan lahaayeen asna caydh (cayr) ayuu ahaa nin xaas iyo caruur lehna wuu ahaa, sifiicana uma aysan dhaqaalayn jirin kuwan xoolaha leh
Maalintii danbe ayaa ninkii caydha ayaa xanuunsaday wax naf u egna qabatay (Dhimasho) kadibna wuxuu yidhi waan dardaarmiye hala iga qoro, waxaa lasoo qaatay buug iyo waraaq iyo markhaatiyaal si loo xaqiijiyo wuxuu ku dardaarmo
Wuxuu ku bilaabay sidan isagoo sheegaya magacayada kuuwii tijaariinta ahaa ee ay isku Familka ahaayeen kuna sheeganaya inay lacag ka qabaan midwalba oo kamida qaraabadiisa xoolaha leh

Ninka Hebel ladhoho waxaan ku leeyahay lacag intaas, Hebelna lacag intaah, hebelna intaasa qof walba qiimo gooni ah ayuu ku sheegatay inuu ku leeyahay, dhamaan wixii aan dhaqalaayn jirin isaga iyo caruurtiisa ayuu ku sheegtay inuu lacag fowqal caqliya inuu ku leeyahay, maxaase dhacay Ninkii ma dhiman oo siduu moodayey manoqon markuu bogsaday ayaa layidhi war aaway lacagtii badnayd oo daynta ayahd ood ninmankaan ku sheeganaysay maad ka qaadadatid lol wuxuu ku jawaabay war waxba kuma lahayne ee waxaan lahaa hadaad dhimato intuu Taloku caruura intaas uga qaado xoolo ha u noqoto looooooooooooooooooooool gax gax gax gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax uh uh uh kawaran xariifkaasna lol

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

cabdala

Thursday, October 26, 2000 - 09:29 am
axmed gole day saaxiib iyaamahaan adaa recordka haystay akhyaarta waa iga qoslisiiseen gaxgaxgaadjfldas
bal tanna ila eega
waxaa jiray nin ahaa hoggaamiye ciidan dhan oo muslimiin waagay muslimiintu aduunka haysteen waxaa jira wiil uu dhalay oo u ah assis oo laakiin ka caqli badan habeenkii danbe goor saqdhexe ah ayaa wuxuu odaygii u ciddiray ninkaanoo la baashaalaya bajaqdiisa ka dib ninkaan wuxuu is yiri maxaa jira wax khatar ah baa dhacay marka furin bay joogaan (goob dagaal)odaygii buu u soo galay oo kursi ku fadhiya oo fakaraya marka wuxuu is yiri wiilku balaan buu dajinayaa markaasuu yiri aabe maxaa iigu yeedhay maxaa jira asagoo naxsan ilaa waa saqbadh waqti dadku hurdaane markaasuu yiri aabe waxaan la fakaraayay maantoo dhan waxaan jeclaystay hadduu ilaahay iga dhigi lahaa xuurul caynta ama xaaska nabi yuusuf marka jannada la tago wiil waa yaabay oo yiri aabe adigu maad ku fakartid inaad guursatid oo ilaahay waydiisatid inuu xuurul cayn ku siiyo lol............
axmed gole ....xamdi qosolka badan daa waa lagu jiradaaye...........lol.......

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

cabdala

Thursday, October 26, 2000 - 09:39 am
gaxgaxgaxgax .....
bal tanna ila eega .............
nin baa wuxuu dhalay mindhaa wiil iska doqon doqon ah markaasuu maalin magaalada u kaxeeyay kadib waxay maqleen nin dhawaaqaya oo u dhawaaqaya wiil dhalin yaraa oo le'eg wiilkaan doqonkaa ooleh yaa cabdalaah (adoonkii ilaahayow)marka wiilkii ayaa soo jeensaday oo yiri adeer annagoo dhan adoomadii ilaahay baa nahaye yaa u dhawaaqaysaa (kulunaa cabiidulaahi fa ayi cabdi anta tacniih) markaas ninkii baa wiilkiisii eegay oo ku yiri aabe wiilkaa ku leeg suu aftahay u yahay arag adna ilaahay waa ku liiday marka wiilka waxaa la yiraahdaa ximaar maalintii danbe ayuu haddana aabihii magaalada u soo raacay suu wuxuu maqlay nin qaylinaya oo leh yaa ximaar yaa ximaar markaasuu intuu soo jeensaday yiri adeer annagoo dameeradii ilaahay baan nahay dameerkee sheegaysaa (kulunaa xamaamiirulaahi fa ayi ximaarin tacniih) aabihiis yiri ilaahay ku duleeye us lol hadde maxaa meeshii ka dhacay
......................................

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

cabdala

Thursday, October 26, 2000 - 09:49 am
gaxgaxgax akhyaarta tan suubiska iska ah oo yar ila eega bal tanna
nin la yiraahdo mujrim ayaa wuxuu galay jameecaad salaad masaajid laga tujinayo markaasuu imaamkii baa akhriyay alam nuhlikil awaliin (miyaanan halaagin ku wii hore ) markaasuu safkii hore buu ku jiraye ka soo baxay oo yimi kan u danbeeya markaasaa haddana imaamkii akhriyay thuma nutbicuhumul aakhariin (miyaana raacin ku wii danbana )markaasuu safkii danbe ka soo baxay oo galay kii dhexe imaamkii baa haddana akhriyay kadaalika nafcalu bilmujrimiin(sidaasaanu u galnaa dadka mujrimiintaa(gaaladaa)) markaasuu intuu safkii ka baxay buu qayliyay oo yiri walaahi anaa i danleedahay salaadaadiiyoo dhan waan kaaga baxay soco.... markasuu go iisa qaatay oo magaaladiisa iska galay ............lol....

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

cabdala

Thursday, October 26, 2000 - 09:55 am
suubiskii u danbeeyay baa haray .....oo asagu yar
look this
ninbaa wuxuu soo maray nin dilaya hooyadii oo iyadu qaylinaysa markaasuu yiri war maxaad u dilaysaa hooyada caaqyohow markasu yiri waa la idbinayaa waa jib baa iga saaran inaan edbiyo oo edebta baro.......lol kaas tolow yuu ahaa ...ma ax.... g.. buu .. just joke haddaad fahantay

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

cabdala

Thursday, October 26, 2000 - 09:57 am
suubiskii u danbeeyay baa haray .....oo asagu yar
look this
ninbaa wuxuu soo maray nin dilaya hooyadii oo iyadu qaylinaysa markaasuu yiri war maxaad u dilaysaa hooyada caaqyohow markasu yiri waa la idbinayaa waa jib baa iga saaran inaan edbiyo oo edebta baro.......lol kaas tolow yuu ahaa ...ma ax.... g.. buu .. just joke haddaad fahantay

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GLE

Thursday, October 26, 2000 - 11:18 pm
Heeey Cabdalla you are crazy lol ma anigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa................................ ah? ha u bixin duqa rageedi

sxb waa sheekooyin wacan laakiin waad noo tartiibin lahayd lol khaam raam ayaad wixii oo dhan nooga dhigteeeeeeeeeeee looooooooooooooool sxb halkaaga kasii wad waad mahadsantahay

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Thursday, October 26, 2000 - 11:40 pm
Cabdlla iyo xamdi ayaaba naqabsady maalmahane bal anna waa ikanaa (Hunduraaynee
hada kooynee)
Waxaa layidhi Islaan habar ah oo indhola'a ayaa maqashay Gabdho inanamo ah (
gashaantimo) oo Lo' reerka duleedkiisa aad u garaacaya wakhti Casar ah habartii ayaa
gabdhihii ku qaylisay iyadoo weydiinaysa sabata ay Lo'da u garaacayaan (ulayn) kuna
dhawaaqaysa aar iska daaya aar hadilna maskiin waayee aar isheedaa idinku dhici waxay
habartrii inadhaha la'ayd gabdhihii ku qaylisaba mid gabdhihii kamida ayaa habartii intay
dhegta afka u saartay ku tiri eedo waa kii GO"ANE ahaa LO'diisi waxaan garaacayno
looooooooooooooool Habartii intay xanaaq iyo cadho wax loo kala garan waayo shalay ka
nqotay ayey tiri Go'ane aaaaaaaaaaaaaa Go'nae aaaaaaaaaaaa Maaaandheeeeeeeeeeeey
mar uun usha iigu toosiya aan idinla garaacee.
Cabdalla qadaad dheere gowsihisa day lol, aaway cirid madixiisa Allaha ka shubee lol

AXMED-GOLE

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

cabdala

Friday, October 27, 2000 - 11:40 am
gaxgaxgax axmed gole saaxiib go'anuhuna muxuu yahay inaad record ka iga jabisid baad isku dayaysaa ahaahaha
look this ()
nin miyaga ka soo galay oo aan is idhi talow ma aw-dheera (joke) baa wuxuu ku soo tukaday masaajid salaaddiibuu jamaacaad ka ku xirtay imaamkii baa wuxuu akhriyay (inaa arsalnaa nuuxan ilaa qawmihii an andir qawmaka min qabli an ya tiyahum cadaabun aliim)(waxaan u dirnay nuux qawmkiisa si uu ugaga digo cadaabta daran ee qiyaamaha) markaasuu ku celceliyaa aw heelowgaan waa carab reer baadiyaa wuu fahmayaa carabiga intuu soo booday buu imaamkii ku yiri ilaahay ha kuu naxariistee ma qof kale u dirtid nuuxaan aad sheegayso oo dhaga adag naga daayoo adna waa istreexi lahayd annaguna waa istereexi lahayn ......hee maxaa meeshii ka dhacay hee lol................... axmed gole saaxiib iga dhamaan maayso ee soo wad waxaan u malaynayaa kuwiiaadka u qosolka ahaa waa kaa dhamaadeen ..........raadi saaxiiiiiiib aw-dheere ,xamdi,................................

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

cabdala

Sunday, October 29, 2000 - 01:46 am
fixfixfix ahahahaha ar iga daaya qosol baad igu disheene bal tanna dhagaysta aan goob jooga ka ahaa oo ku dhacday qabqable ka mid ah somalia markuu yimi new yourk
madaxwaynaha dawlad goboleedka la magac baxaday buntiland cabdulaahi yuusuf yay baa waxaa uu aaday new yourk si loo aqoonsado hotel ku yaala magaalada oo 5 star ah ayaa la geeaya markaasuu wuxuu arkay qolkii la geeyay oo aan waxba oolin iska cad markaasuu wuxuu u yeeray dadkii meesha joogay ka dibna batoon bay taabteen saa waxaa soo baxay sariirihii iyo every thing ka dib wuu iska seexday cabaarka dib buu magaalada aaday wuu soo noqday qolkiisiiyoo faaruq ah buu arkay sidii haddaayay oo kale ka dib wuu ka xishooday inuu u yeero dadka shaatigiisii buu la baxay oo ku seexday hadhowbaa loo soo galay asagoo meeshaas hurdo ka dib ninkii wuu naxay 911 buu wacay boliiska wuu waashay buu yiri ninkaan ka dib waxaa la geeyay isbitaalada dadka waalwaalan ninkii dhamaa oo doonayay inla aqoonsado buntiland maxaa ka dhacay hee bil markuu ku jiray sbitaalka dadka waalwaalan wax waalana waa u egyahay baa hadhow imtixaan laga wada qaaday marka asagu wu ku guulaystay ilaa ma waalnayne diyaarad baa looga soo dajiyay ninkaaa dhamaa oo madaxwaynaha ahaa oo bisha maqnaa oo shacabku sugayay oo la islahaa waxbuu inii wadaa oo inii dhacatay oo waxaa la arkay laba nin oo xoog waawaayn oo xiirxiiran ay labada gacmood ka kala hayso shacabku wuxay moodeen inuu jiran yahay oo la wado lol .........hadde maxaa ka dhacay meesha nimankii markay noqdeen baa dadkii garteen ........ahahahahahahahaha

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

cabdala

Sunday, October 29, 2000 - 01:59 am
ahahahaaha fix fix fix fix
look this
oday reer baadiye ah ayaa waxaa loo guuriyay gabadh yar odaygii gabadhii wax waa ka tari waayay oo waa iska duqoobay iyaduna waa garteede mid doob geel jire ah bay maaalin kasta markay ariga raacdo ka shaqeeya odaygu wuu ka shakiyay gabadha maalintii danbe buu wuxuu ku yiri maandhay anigu waxaan doonayaa awrtii oo caawa iyo brri iyo imaan mayo mrka waa ku kaah kiibay u tagtay markaasuu damcay inuu shaqaduu u bartay qabto markaasay ku tiri war odaygii baa tagay caawee guriga imow waayahay buu yiri gurigiibuu iska soo xaadiriyay odaygiina meelahaanu ku jiraa waxbuu wiidaynayaa ninkii gabadhiibuu guriga ugu galay ka dib maryihii buu ka qaaday odaygii guriga gadaashiisuu madaxa ka soo ritay oo wuu daawanayaa markaasuu ninkii markuu gabadha afka u saaray buu ku yiri maxaa aragtaa markaasay tiri alla walaalow waxaan arkaa cirkii oo daruurahay ka hoos maray markaasuu haddana xoogaa raaciyay oo haddan ku yiri maxaad aragtaa markaasay tir dhulkiiyoo cirka ka saramaray baan arkaa odaygii baa yiri maandhow ilaahay khayr ha ku siiyee bal ii waydii awrtaydii waxay meelahaan ku aragto lol ..............hadde maxaa meesha ka dhacay ahaahahahahhhahahahah

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 12:45 am
lol lol gax gax gax lol looooooooooooooooool eh eh eh uh uh uh kikikikik

Waryaa Cabdalla sxb dee nagadaa mida aad magacowday qabqablayaasha somalida dhinacaas lagama maree khaasatan qof magaciis lama sheego
Heey cabdalla maxaa adna gabadha u weydiinweyday inay aragto Xamdi iyo owdheere lol

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Awdheere

Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 02:53 am
Ar qosol badanaa!!!...Cabdalla, saaxiib waad iga qosolsiisay, adaaba hawada naga qabsaday!.
Axmed Gole, gabaraa telefoon ii soo dirtay oo i tiri bogga "joke-ga" ayaa lagaa baafinaayey lol!

Midaan yar ku soo dhawaada bal:

Waad la socotaan iney soomaalida awliyada iyo awoowayaashood baryi jireen, maalin ayaa islaan reer baadiye ah iyo gabar yar oo ay dhashay rati(awr) ay wateen ka fariistay oo diiday inuu u kaco.

Markaas ayey islaantii si kasta inta yeeshay ka quusatay, markii dambe ayey awliyadii barisay oo tiri "sheekh Abdiqaadiroow, sheekh Aweysoow" markey dhowr jeer ku cel-celisay ayey tiri magacooda ku kac!

Ratigii ayaa dabadeedna kacay!...gabadhii yareyd ayaa la yaabtay ninkaan jinni oo magaciisa ratiga xitaa xushmeynaayo, markaasey hooyadeed weydiisay oo tiri: "hooyo, muxuu yahay sheekh Abdiqaadirkana?".... markaasey islaantii tiri." ma ogi duf ha ku baxee, waa la sheeg-sheegaayey ee wax uu yahay war uma haayo, ratiga uun baan ku kacsanaayey" lol... war miyaa nool hee!

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

walaashiin

Thursday, November 09, 2000 - 08:06 am
looooool fiq fiq fiq war dadyahow ileen waxbaa iga danbeeyay.meesha si aad u fiican ayaad u bisheen ee waxaan idin oran lahaa sidaa kuwada.
mida kale axmadow adaa og ee xaguu kabaxay ninkii la oranjiray GEEDI SHAAMBOOW? saa waxaan umaleynhayaa in ey niman halkaan ah recorkiisa ka jabiyeen.

sidaa iyo nabad galyo

groetjes
walaashiin

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

boobsiiye

Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 03:35 am
sidaan maanta u qoslay waligay uma qoslin ee meeshaan recordka lagu dagaalayo ayaan ka qaybqaadanayaaye....
ana waa ikan....kub kab kish kush gax gax dhiiiiiq dhiiq..
nin tuug ah ayaa reer usoo dhaccay markaasuu wuxuu la kulmay ninkii iyo naagii oo isku fadhiya oo islaantii cashar looo aqrinayo...markaasuu inta is iloobay iska fiirsaday....cunugii ayaa soo kacay ay dhaleen markaasay caano ku sasabeen si uu u seexdo..marlabaad ayuu soo kacay misana waa la seexiyay marsadexaadkii ayaa tuugii inta xanaaqay ku soo booday ayuu yiri "war cunuga caanaha si fiican u siiya si fiican ha u seexdee"

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

cabdalla

Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 08:04 am
fix fix fix
walleeeeee cabdalla waxbuu maaggan yahaye ka gabbada mar dhow
ma jumlaaaaaaaaa rabtaan
ma tafaariiq baa rabtaan
mise................................

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Awdheere

Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 03:10 am
Qax...Qax..Qax!....meesha waa lakala daran yahay!
Cabdalla taraawiix camal bahasha ha ka soo dhigin!

Tana ila fiiriya:.. waana qiso dhab ah!
Nin la yiraahdo Calaacalo-dheere, waa nin weyn oo aad u dheer, hada wadaad ayuu noqday laakiin markiisii hore Jaadka/Qaadka ayuu si ba'n u cuni jiray. Waa nin ciyaal badan, marka uu qyilaayo ciyaalka qol ayaa looga xareyn jiray.

Maalin maalmaha ka mid ah ayey guriga marti kale iskula qajilaayeen, markaas ciyaalka banaanka ayey hooyadood ula baxday si aysan u rabshin martida, xoogaa ka bacdi ayey soo laabteen markaasey aabahood ku soo kala yaaceen oo midba meel ka qabsaday, odaygana wuu marqaansanaa!.

Dhowr jeer ayuu yiri: "war hebel iga joog, war adna iga fuq, adna xaga iga fariiso" markii uu arkay iney ciyaalka dhaafeyn, ayuu u maleeyey in xaaskiisa ciyaalka ku soo miineysay, markaasuu yiri: "naa heblo, walaahay hadaadan kuwaan iga dul kaxeyn, armaajada dusheedaan ku qayilayaa"

Odagii taariikh ayey noqotay hal kudhigiisii!

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Thursday, November 16, 2000 - 12:12 am
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw waryaada ma anna la'iga kiin kari laa'yahay hadaadan kuligiin ganaax idiin wada goyn huh lol

Aaaryaada aar xaad saan iiga qoslin heeydaan qandha fildaran ma qaadooyin lol
Awdheere sxb cabdalla nagala hadal jimlada naga daa dheh
Geedi-shamboow markii dada ugu danbaysay inuu qoslayey ayaa lasheegay may be way ka raacday lol ehehhe ama
shaatigaa ka duugoobay marka .................. calaashaaaaaaaaaaaan heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiih haaaaaaaaaaaaah lol ......................... makastay
hada lol

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

boobsiiye

Thursday, November 16, 2000 - 01:59 am
war yaanan lays iloobin meesha dagaalka waan ku jiraaye bal tana ila eega....

nin waalan ayaan bari anoo baabuur kaga shaqaynaya kenya iyo soomaaliya dhexdooda isooo raacay ninku silsilad ayuu ku xirxirnaa...wuxuu bilaabay markuu gaariga soo fuulay inuu candhuuf ku tufo gaariga dhexdiisa,,markaan iri iiga daa gaariga candhuuftana wuu i caayay (dhiladii ku dhashay was ayuu iigu jawaabay...)markaan safarkii biloownay ayaa anaagoo meel dhexe sii marayna shufto qoryo nagu istaajisay..soo daga ayaa la yiri waanu soo dagnay ninkii waalnaa ayaa gaariga ku dhex haray ileen silsilad ayuu ku xiranyahee..mid shuftadii ka mida ayaa inta qorigii ku jeediyay yiri war dag adigana,...kii la socday ayaa yiri waa waalan yahay...markaasuu yiri WAR MA WAALNIYE IGA FUR SILSILADA AAN GAARIGA KA DAGEE...HOOYADAA AYAA WAALANE..ninkii markii laga furay ayuu anagoo safku jirna dheer oo nala baarayo ayuu orod nagu ag maray...mid kuwii tuugada ka midana waa cayrsanayaa..kuwii kale inta garan waayeen wixii dhacay ayay is yiraahdeen malaha askartii ayaa timid say waa daba dhigteen,.....hahahahahahah

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

galeeyr

Saturday, November 18, 2000 - 10:12 am
nin baa baadiye ka yimid oo soo galay magaalada hargeeysa iyadoo la tukanaayo salaad maqrib
ayuu markii salaadii la xirtay xaga danbe ka yiri
anigu nin safar ah ayaan ahay xagaa & galbeedna u
sii socda waana kaba la ahay dadyahow markaa labo
kabood oo ile eg ayaan qaadanayaa ee sidaa & nabad galyo dadkiina talo ayaa ku cadaatay oo nin walba waxuu is yiri ma kuwaaguu qaadanayaa ilaa iimaankii ayaa naxay oo yiri inta is ilooway war qabta ninka ninkiina wuu sii cararay dadkiina qosolgariir ayaa ku dhacay

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Awdheere

Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 12:30 am
HAH-HAH-HAH!....GALEER sxb, tuuga haduu wax kaa xado adoo tukanaya waa laga soo dhacsan karaa alaabta, salaadaadiina horay ayaad ka sii wadan kartaa "waa sidaan maqlaye".

midaana ila fiiriya:

Waxaa Kenya, Uganda iyo meelahaas, u soo qaxay nin reer waqooyi ah, maalin maalmaha ka mid ah ayuu la kulmay gabar Ugaandhays/kenyati ah oo timaha buruuko soo gashatay.

Gabadha wey iska yara qurxaneyd yarana cadeyd, wuu ka helay wuxuu bilaabay inuu la sheekeysto oo ay is-bartaan, maalintii dambe ayuu gurigiisa ku balansaday goor habeen ah, wey u timid oo la sheekeystay, xoogaa ka dib ayey bilaabatay is taataabashadii, ninkii siduu u baashaalaayey ayuu is yiri bal timaha gacanta geli... mise buruukadii ayaa gacanta soo raacday!... markaasuu arkay madax xiiran oo wax yaroo timo cambuulo ah ka soo jeed-jeedaan!

Markaasuu yiri " Now! Alla hayaay, waar wuxu nin bey ahayd!"...intuu cararay ayuu saaxiibkiis u tegay oo ku yiri: " iga waloo cabdoow nin baan salaaxay!"

war miyaa nool hee!

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Manalagaradba

Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 11:29 pm
Waa idiin salaamay kuligiin ninkii furay meeshaan.
Ahmed-Gole iyo inta kale oo suurta galisay inuu sii socda waa meesha ugu habsan intaan meelal booqanayey ee kuwada saas aqiyaarta. waa iga qoslisiiseen. loooooooooooooooool thanks alot.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Thursday, November 23, 2000 - 10:40 pm
Waad slaamantihiin dhamaan gaar ahaan sxka cusub Manalagaraadbaa lol sxb waa in magacaaga lasoo gaabiyaa waayo qolyaha xaga dhaqaalaha ka hadla way dhahaan magacyada dhaadheer qoristooda waxaa ku baxa wakhti badan iyo dhaqaale dheeraada lol( kaftanlee sxb) take easy lol

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Manalagaradba

Saturday, November 25, 2000 - 12:28 am
Waa idiin salaamay aqiyaarta dhamaan gaar ahaan.
Ahmed-gole thanks for soo dhoweynta.
wax badan mahayo ee baltan ila arka.
Nin rahaweyn ayaa tegay Hargeysa marka meel ujoogay meel udhow ayaa tuugo alaab ka xadeen oo carareen isagii ayaa loogu yimid oo askartii qabatey markaas ayaa loo kaxeeyey xagii saldhiga ka dib waxaa la weydiiyey inuu sheego nimankii alaabta xadey wuxuu yiri ani migoridaaw saa mid askartii ka mid ah wuxuu yiri war hala garaaco isagaa sheegaye markuu xanuunsadey ayuu wuxuu yiri sheikh C/qaadirow saa waxay dheheen qor qor C/qaadir buu sheegay garaac inta hartay isagaa sheegaye hadana wuxuu yiri sheikh Aweesow qor qor awes wuu sheegay garaac inta hartay isagaa sheegaye, markaa nin iyagii ka mid ah baa yiri war ninku wuxuu sheegayo waa sheikhyaal ee ma'aha tuugo markaa askartii waxay dheheen jow ma sheikh aan sheikh Madar aheyn baa jira. loooooooool.

hadalkaan idinku dheereeyey raali ahaada.waana mahadsan tihiin

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

SAMAWADE

Sunday, November 26, 2000 - 09:40 pm
salaan

Waxaan idin weydiiyey somali hadaan nahay yaa ka qabyaalad badan Isaaq oo ka quuq quuq badan sxbayaaloow yaanan been isusheegin, Ogaadeena ama qoyskale oo somali ahna af waxba lagaga qaadi mahayo. Siyaad Barre markaad la dagaalamayseena wasiiradiisa iyo madaxda ciidamadiisaba Isaaq aayaa ka buuxay oo waliba madax sar sare ahaa
Teeda kale Siyaad Barre cid uu nabad galiyey majirin, Majeerteen buu horay usoo liqay oo daarood isla yihiin, Ogaadeenkuu si xun u jibiyey oo waliba bini'aadanimada ka baxsan, hadayn ahaan lahayd dagaalkii 177 iyo kadiba, dad badan oo somali indheer garato dhexdhexaada ayaa sheegaya in Siyaad barre sabab u ahaa jabkii ciidamada somalida ama jabhadi xoraynta S/Galbeed run ahaantii ogaadeenka si xun ayuu siyaad barre ula dhaqmay, intaas waxaa dheer ogaadeenka daga somaliya ma ogtahay inuu Isaqa aad sheeganayso ka badan yahay,Siyaad Barre Ogaadeen wax wanaaga oo uu u qabatay ayaa iska yar jambmooyaane haday noqon lahayd qaxootigii S/Galbeed meelihii ladajiyey iyo haday ahaan lahayd sidii xataa waxbarashada looga cuna qabateeyey, marka eeda iyo huuhaada intaad iska daysaan dhib aydan idinku bilaabin Iaaq ahaan somaliya kama dhicine dhaqan wanaag iyo walaaltinimohala muujiyo hadii kale Sida Ina cigaal maalin walba wiil somaliyeed inta hargaysa laga qabto haloo geeyo xabashida waa reer hebel darteed
Waxaana somalida guud leeyahay hadynaan iska qabainin kuwa sidii Iblayskii kolba umada dhinac kaga imaanaya eed moodo dhurwaa sumaysan inaannan waligaa wanaag iyo horumar gaadhaynin.

Waad mahadsanitihiin
Walaalo jira ahaada nabad iyo isjacayl ayaan idiin rajaynayaa.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Wednesday, November 29, 2000 - 08:16 pm
Fadlan qofkii raba inuu ka hadlo wax aan ka ahayn waxa bogaan loogu tala galay haku qoro melaha lagu qoro sxbka waxaan qorayna waxaa laga yaabaa inaan ku garanayno adiga iyo dantaad leedahayba, waxaas oo kalana waa laga fiican yahaye iskadaa cidnana wax uma dhibaysid aan naftaada ka ahayn
qabiil haduu cid uun wanaag gaadhsiin lahaa somali ayuu gaadhsiin lahaa waadna aragtaa maanata meesha uu nadhigay.

AXMED-GOLE

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

cabdalla

Saturday, December 02, 2000 - 06:07 am
bismilaahi rahmaani rahiim
saaxiib waa samawade waxaan kaa codsanaynaa meeshaan qabyaalad looma imaanin ee waxaa loo yimi jokes fadlan naga daa qabyaalada meelo kale la aad haddaadan iska dayn karin laakiin anigu iska daa baan ku oran lahaa waxaas ceeb weeye waana xikmad yariye
ugu danmbayntii saaxiib siduu axmed gole sheegay dab baad rabtaa inaad ka hurisid meeshaani ninyohow naga daa ....magac aadan lahayna waad la baxday ....... wabilaahi tawfiiq.....



..cabdalla..

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

SAMAWADE

Sunday, December 03, 2000 - 10:27 pm
DHAMAANTIIN RAALI AHAADA AKHYAARTA

Raali ahaada sxbayaal mar danbe u noqon mahayee waad iga rayseene wax ila murmaan raadinayee

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Jaajumoow

Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 11:14 am
Maanta sidaan u qoslaayey waan daaley oo arrimo kale aan sameysan lahaa ayey iga joojisay majaajilooyinkan. Bal anigana aan tuurto mid saaxibkey ku dhacday.

Qisadaan waxay ka dhacday masar. Maalin baa waxa Bus(gaadiidka isgaarsiinta) soo raacay saaxibkeyga (aan ugu magac daro Axmed) oo u soo socday gurigeyga, Axmed ma uu san raaci jirin Buseska waa weyn ee dadka qaada loona yaqaano (otobiis), maalintaas wuxuu is yiri bal ka faa'ideyso Buska raqiiska ah, Axmed wuxuu la soo kulmey Buskii oo buuxa, cariirina ah. Markaasuu Axmed wuxuu u gudbey dhexbartamihii Buska, waqtiga lagu jirayna waa xilli iska qabow, dadka Buska soo raacay waxaa ku jiray dad iska Shiirayo ama Uraayo (qofba siduu u yaqaan), muraayada iyo dariishadaha Buska way xeran yihiin maadama lagu jiray xilli qabow, Axmed isagoo qadyaan ka taagan Shiirka, ayaa nin dhinac taagan dhuuso kasii fara baxsatay, markaasaa Axmed waxaa isagu darsoomay Dhuusadii iyo Shirkii, intuu is celin waayey ayuu sanka qabsaday Ahmed, markaasa dadkii Bus ka la saarna hal mar soo wada fiiriyeen, oo nin ka mid ahaa dadkii baa Axmed ku yiri " Yaa ibni cami, dhuusada naga yareey" oo waxay u moodeen inuu yahay ninka bombada (dhuusada) ku gamayo Buska lol

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Jaajumoow

Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 11:40 am
Bal midoo kale aan ku darro oo Masar ka dhacday. Gabar yar (Suldaano aan ugu magac daree) ayaa reerkeeda waxay u direen inay soo gado ama soo iibiso Qaro (water-mellon), Suldaano af-carabiga waxyar bay ka taqaan, markii ay Tagtay supermarket lagu iibinayey Qaraha ayaa ninkii supermarketka waxay ku tiri "ana caa'is qaro"
oo micnaheedu yahay "waxaan u baahanahay qaro." maasaaridana kalmada "qaro" waxay u yaqaanan "xaarka" ama "saxarada" markaasaa ninkii supermarketka intuu gabadhii fiiriyey asigoo yaaban ku yiri "xadritak caa'is qara bitaacii" oo micnaheedu yahay adiga ma waxaad rabtaa xaarkeyga, Suldaano iyadoo moodda ninka supermarketka inuu ka hadlayo qaraha cuntada mooddana inuu la fahmey waxay raadineyso waxay ku jawaabtay "nacam" oo ah haa. Markaasuu ugu jawaabay "ictiqad inta majnuuna, ila qara bitaaci mush beyac" micnaheedu yahay "waxaan u maleynayaa inaad waalan tahay, xaarkeygana beec ma aha." Iyadoo yaaban Suldaano ayey supermarketkii ku soo wareegtay waxayna heshay qarahii ay raadinaysay markaasay u keentay ninkii supermarketka lahaa kuna tiri "haddaa qara." markaasaa ninkii intuu qoslay ku yiri "nixnaa naguul batiiq" anagu waxaan niraahda "batiiq."

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Jaajumoow

Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 11:58 am
Gobol ka mid mareykanka ayaa maalin waxaa nin saaxibkeyga ah (aan ugu magac daro) Cabdisalaan ku dhacay wuxuu tagay meel Agency ah oo shaqooyinka kumeelgaarka ah laga helo mar labaad, Cabdisalaan hadda ka hor ayuu yimid Agencgaas oo shaqo baa loo diray markaa ayuu u ganbiyey shaqaddii ama u gooyey shaqada, Englishkiisana ma gaarsiisano ilaa iyo heer Vocublary waa weyn. Cabdisalaan maalintaas waan la socdey oo waxaan fadhiyey gadaashiisha sheekadana waxay u dhacday sidaan.

Abdisalaan: I need a job for short term
Naagta Agecy: Did you apply job through us?

Abdisalaan: yes
Naagta agency: hold on let me check your file

Abdisalaan: Okey

Naagta Agecyga aa soo noqotay oo file ka cabisalaan ayay soo fiiriyey.

Naagta Agency: Mr. Abdisalaan, we terminate you.
Abdisalaan: isagoo fahansaneyn kalamada "terminate" ayaa wuxuu yiri what time I am coming work tommorow

Naagta Agency: Sir we terminate you period.

Abdisalaan intuu soo jeestay ayuu igu yiri "tan waxay igu jirtaa we terminate you wayna diidan tahay inay ii sheegto shaqada goorta aan bilaabayo, way og tahay inaan nin shaqeysanayo ahey waxay rabtaa inaan Taleefoon ku soo waco oo ii sheeg dhaho meesha shaqada"

Aniga: cabsilaan sxb "terminate" waxay ka wadaa you are fired.

Abdisalaan: intuu isku qoslay ayuu yiri ar shib dheh dad ha iigu sheegin lol

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

HAMDI

Sunday, December 10, 2000 - 08:21 pm
looooool JAAAAAJUUUMOOOW Br adaaba qosol socda ah maxaa ninka sxbkaa ah ee c/salaana sidaa ugu galaysaa lol lol

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

cabdalla

Tuesday, December 12, 2000 - 02:01 am
ar qosol badanaa nin jaajuumow la yiraahdaba soo baxay oo koobkiiba qaaday axmed-gole sidii geedishambow buu dhuumanayaa.lol..
...bal tanna ila eega..
nin baa nabi sheegtay mar markaasaa la yiri maxaan kugu rumaysanaa oo calaamad ah ama mucjizo nabiyadii hore mucjizooyin bay la yimaadeene markaasuu wuxuu yiri dhagax baan biyo ku dhex ridayaya markaa wuu dhalaalayaa haye baa la yir dhagax buu jeebka ka la soo baxay uu watay asagu(dhagax ma ahe waa wax yar oo jilicsan laakiin dhagax u eg) ka dib biyihiibuu ku dhex riday wuu dhalaalay ama milmay ka dib waxaa la yiri annagaa dhagax ku siinayna oo kaas wax kaluu ahaa ka dib wuxuu yiri :nabi muusi markuu usha tuuray oo ay noqotay mas kuma uusan oran fircoon ul annagaa ku siinayna xaggayagaa ininkuna fircoon kama gaalaysanidin aniguna nabi muuse kama fiicne...lol waa la iska daayay...

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

cabdalla

Tuesday, December 12, 2000 - 02:07 am
ahaaha tanna ila eega ila mawduucaaas ku saabsan..
naag baa nabinimo sheegatay markaasaa loo yeeray oo waxaa lagu yiri ma rumaysan tahay nabi muxamed (salalaahu calayhi wasallam)markaasay tiri haa waan rumaysanahay markaasaa lagu yiri nabi mohomed wuxuu yiri nabi iga danbeeyaa ma jio markaasay tiri haa wuu yir markaasaa lagu yiri oo maxaad u sheeganaysa nabi markaasay tiri hadde ma yiri nabiyad iga danbaysaa ma jirto markaasaa la qoslay oo la iska sii daayay...

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

cabdalla

Friday, December 22, 2000 - 01:12 am
gax gax gax aryaaya ar maxaa ini ku dhacay baryahaan waa la iska seexdaye axmed-gole na meel halkaas ah baan ku arkaye...
bal tan ila eega
labo nin oo tuugo ah baa isa soo raacay baa la yiri oo reer ari halkaan ku haysta soo wiidaystay ri buuran oo aan dhalin oo aad u fiican markaasaa midkood wuxuu yiri anigaa rida soo kaxaynayee adigu xerada intaa gashid waxaa tiraahdaa sidii ridii ciih ciih (ilaa rido saasay dhihi jirtaye oo lagu garan jiray inay joogto iyo inkale )waagu markuu dhawyahayna ka soo tag kii xeraduu galay markaasuu wixii lagu amray oo ahayd inuu yiraahdo ciih ciih.. buu wixii yoo dhan yiri oo yiri .. intuu meeshii fariistay "sidii ridii ciih sidii ridii ciih " oo maantoo dhan iska yiraahdaa lol.. maxaa meeshii ka dhacay hee waa la soo qabtay oo bugta laga garaacay tolow kaasi yuu ahaa ma jaajuu.. buu ahaa jsut joke yaah saaxiib

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

cabdalla

Friday, December 22, 2000 - 01:17 am
ahaah
bal tanna ila eega
nin tuugaa baa maalin u soo dhacay xeradii ariga waxaana jiray abaar aad uxun oo xeradii markuu galay oo neef dhagta haysto buu wuxuu arkay hillaac markaasuu intuu is illaaway yiri "alla hillaaca .alla hillaaca" lol maxaa ka dhacay hee intii la soo qabtay baa la bugeeyay .. oo la yiri tuugoow hillaac yaa kula ogaa .......halkaasay maahmaahdu ku baxday

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

cabdalla

Friday, December 22, 2000 - 01:22 am
suubiskaan waligay ku khatimi jiray baa haray..
labo nin baa isdagaashay baa la yiri markaasay si xun isu dileen oo saacado badan is dilayeen markaasay labaduba waxay jeclaysteen in lakala qabto markaasaa midkood yiri alla sug intuu dhagta taagay waxaan maqlayaa kala qabtooy kii kalaa yiri oo anna waan maqlayaaye markaasuu yiri ina keen aadnee lol sidaas bay ku kala tageen....

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

cabdalla

Friday, December 22, 2000 - 01:28 am
lol suubis kalaa igu soo duxatay nin faarax(something)la yiraahdo baa wuxuu bas la soo raacay ina siyaad barre markaasuu dhuuso ka wareegay markaasay tiri war ma waalantahay maxaa noogu dhuusaysaa markaasuu yiri adeer aabahaa baa awal afka na qabtaye adna ma waxaa keentay inaad futada na qabatid...lol .. hadde maxaa ka dhacay...

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

cabdalla

Friday, January 05, 2001 - 09:16 am
war maxaa ku dhacay akhyaartii maxay la soo jawaabi waayeey

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Anonymous

Sunday, January 07, 2001 - 05:28 am
Akhyaarta shaam shaam & La La La eey ku maqanyihiin ee iska dhaaf yaaqay.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 01:10 am
SALAAMAAD MIKULLI AFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD YAAAAA ASXAABU ILA QOSOL Waan idin salaamay dhamaantiin ..............................

Waryaada waanu joognaaye meelna ma aanan aadine noowada ceeshoow milixda iyo sheekooyinka xar xardhan lol ..............................
Kaliya martidaan wakhti siinaynay lol .........................
GEEDI-SHAMBOWNA xabad muuha ah ayuu ku margatay 9dhuunta u istaagtay)oo isbitaalkaa la dhigay ............ huh

AXMED-GOLE

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 08:24 pm
sixid

Geedi-Shamboow xabadoo muufa ah

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Najwa

Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 07:31 pm
hahahaha hihihihihih uhuhuhuhhhhhh ok,,,:)
hhaaaaaaaaaaa it's funny
and I would like to add one but it's kind late and I m very tired,,,,next time I'll tell U after I finish writing this joke from the book,,,,,:),,,,Joke lol,,,,,I AM just kidding,,,anyway thank U all for telling the story and making us Lough,,,,:) I love to lough and U did make Me lough,,,,,so thankx again

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Geedi_shaamboow

Friday, January 12, 2001 - 12:52 am
salaan diiran dhammaan culumada meeshan isugu timid........Ahmed-gole...lol....waa yaabe, meehii oo ani muufada ku margade adi arbitaro maa aheyd?
yax yax yax.........keep the good work...

i might have been absent but, remember me ghost was around........anyway ....tan iga qabta salaan waaye...


maalin baa wax meel babuurta laga raaco isla yimid nin aad u gacan adag oo aan ciyaar lacag uga bixin iyo saaxiibkii.

Markii ay heleen garigii u socday meeshii ay rabeen, buu ninkii gacanta adkaa wuxuu weydiiyey mid gaariga raryey: "war imisaa qofkii ku qaadaysaa?"
kii baa la soo booday: "shirkuna waa 150, korna waa 100."

ninkii gacanta adkaa inta saaxiibkii fiiriyey buu ku yiri: "Soo isku-mar tagi mahayo(meaning shirka iyo kor)"

kii saaxibkii ahaa oo aan kan ka gacan furneyn baa
ku jawaabay: "Nadis-nadis dhalay anaguu rabaa in lacag naga dul sameeyo, war kodh ina saar"......yax yax yax qosol xume ...afka day......


later......

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Monday, January 15, 2001 - 09:51 am
AAAAR GEEDI-SHABOOW AA SOO AAQIRO TOOSAYEEEEEEY! Ilaahoow qayrkiisa nasii awoowe manoolayd lol GShamboow sxb si wayn ayaan kuu salaamay adiga iyo xertaadaba

Midaana aan idinku soo dhaaweyo( Sheekha Ow G-Shambow ah iyo xetiisamadaxooda Allaha ka shubo)

Xarfaantoo suufiyaal ah sheeq Nuur xuseen xertiisii iyo tii ow Geedi-shamboow waxay ahaayeen makala garanayee ayaa meel ku xadrayanayey(digri) ..................... lol waa taqaanaaye ......... Dance-gii markuu isku dhacay illeen wa uun dance shaati loo galiyee ayaa sheekhi u waynaa ee xartaas watay sigaar jeebka ugu jiray kasoo dhacay lol ............................ marka xarifkoo xerta kamida ayaa damcay in sheekhu sigaakiisa qaato iyadoon xadrada lajoojinin lol.......................... dakuna wada arag sigaarka sheekha ......... marka si qasiidadii ay qaadayeen ah ama u eg ayuu ugu luuqeeyey iyadoo af smali ah xeroowgi wuxuuna yidhi sidan .................... Aboow Nuurooow sakareedkaa(sigaarkaagii)dhulkaaa yaalee alax, Allaah cu ca cu ca cum cam cum cam, hum ham hum ham lol ..................................... sheekhii waa fahmi waayey koo dhooroosuu ahaaye lol kana sidii lee ku celceliyaa lol marklii danbuu sheekhii lafahmay illeen ninkaan xeroowga ah wa afsomali wuxuu qaadayo luu u ekeysiiye wixii lagu xadraynayey oo af carabi ahaa lol. .................................................... sheekhiibaa ku jawaabay Jaazaakalaah jaaaazakalah khayr Allaah ooo aaah cum cam cum cam hum ham hum ham lol
Qadaadka day gowsa weyne yaanu ilkaha kaa daadan ........ lol

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

NACIIMO

Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 08:01 pm
aaryaada aar hadaas meesha nuuroosaaye rageedi aas imaaday mugaan lol
Gedi-shamboow wlc bck broooooooo waa kuu xiisnay Wallaahi
Xataa axmedgole waxaas keenay xabadoo classic ah markaas ku arkay lol heey axmedgole widaayoow tan maxaa mar hore noogu soo gudbinweysay
Abooow aaboow waa iga qoslisay wallaahi. Aboow Nuuroow sekereedkaaa dhulkaa yaalee maax yiri lol kaas waxaas ahaay ciyaal faay celi shaati sheeqnimo usoo xirtay lol

keep going guys I love u all

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

ismahaan

Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 10:37 pm
lol lol kikikkikik lol fiqfiqiqiqiqiqiqiqi kuukukkukuukuukuuku kii qosol ahaay aa meshaan isu imaadey huuuuuuuuuuuuuhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Geedi_shaambow

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 06:37 am
yax yax yax

ahmed-gole, naciimo ismahan....dhamaan akhyaarta waa ini salaamay.........macalinka weyn ahmed-gole i'm glad you kept this place alive all this times....


anyway ...... aduun iska hawlo badane......

islaan da'weyn oo soomaliya aay dani qurbe soo taagatay. Qoftan oo waligeed soomaliya dhincana uga bixin ayaa maalintii dambe waxay TV la daawatay qolyo meelahan ku daahay.

TV-iigii ayaa waxaa ka soo galay barnaamij muslin looga hadalayo oo ay ku jiraan dad kala duwan oo muslim ah oo afaf-kale ku hadlaya.

Maamaddii qariibka aheyd ayaa waxay maqasha qolyahii ay TV-iiga la daawaneysay oo dadkii afafka kale ku hadayey waa muslim leh.

maamadan oo aaminsaneyd dadka muslimka dhaamaan inay afsoomaali ku hadlaan......ayaa intay is hey weyday waxay ku tiri: "war naga aamusa umad-yahay aan wax kala aqooni, haday muslim yihiin mey af-soomali ku hadlaan"


yax yax yax ......warmaa yaal hee ......qosol xume...

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Jaajumoow

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 12:20 pm
Salaam HAMDI & Abdalla iyo dhamaan aqayaarta kale: bal aan soo ganto anigana qeybteeda. Maalimihii la aas aasay "GULWADAYAASHA" ayaa waxaa socday in dad aan ogeyn loo qaadanayey inay ka mid noqdaan GULWADAYAASHA. Maalin ayaa waxa dhacday Xaaji Muriidi Caydruus iyo Xaaskiisa Aay MAANO OOTOY oo gurigooda fadhiya ayaa waxaa soo ku kubeeyey Gulawadayaashii, qisadana sidaan ayey u dhacdey.

Muriidi Caydruus: yaawaye?
Guulwayaasha: waa dhaliyaradii Guulwadayaasha

Xaaji Muriiidi markuu garan waayey micnaha Guulwade ayuu wuxuu u fasirtay GARUUNWADE intuu cararay ayuu wuxuu u wacay AAY MAANO OOTOY oo ku yiri ninkoo Garuun wato ayaa alabaabka ku kubeeynayo, markaasa intay albaabka AAYMANO timid iyadoo geesi iska dhigeysa waxay tiri;

Maano Ootoy: maxaad rabtiin.
Gulwadayaashe: war naga fur albaabka

Maano Ootoy: walaahi mi i taqaanin haddii garuun wadatiin, ani shalimaantan waxaan soo gatay Bistoolo ee is jir hee......

Guulwadayaashe: soo gan hee bistoolada?

AAY MAANO: Bistoolo way ka weeyn tahay, bunduq oo kale waaye.

Guulwadayaasha: intay qosleen ayay waxa ku yireen u sheeg Muriidi Caydaruus in loo qaatay Guulwade

AAY MAANO: kir dheh ninkeyga maka cabsado Garuun nin haysto

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

nawaal

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 02:20 pm
Geedi Shaamoow walaalkiis xageed ku noo shahey
waaba kaa heyley ba noow waxaab rabaag mar walbo in aad iga qoslisid yaa wadaayo

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Geedi_shaambow

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 03:02 am
yax yax ........nawaal....lol

thankx for the complement......halkan baan kuu joogoo....igu soo markii aad qosol dooneyso......

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 03:14 am
gax gaxx gaxxx jix jixx jixxx

Aar ani Bilcaan aan ka yaabay, anna abaay maana-Muufo aa iga yaabtay, abaay maanana aw mulac aas layaabay, Geedi-Shamboowna mahaan ass afka ii xarfinaaya sidii tuke dacar quutay, lol ...........................

Aar hoooy Bilis xaawaleey quudsanaa. Nawaal arkaneey koo aan ani laba abooto dhasheed nahay waaye, waa koo dhinnax oo fahmo, funny-nimo iyo fariidsani maahee wax kale ................., moooshi inaas iska biya biayeysanayso ama aaiska korsanayso, kolay maskax waaba ka muuqataaye midhaa walax kalena waa u wehelisaaye, inaas qaan gaaryahayna Allaas og, laakiin qeerkiis waa ka roonyahay. Sug bal aan weydiiyee aar hooy geedoow bilcaan ma iska reebi kartaaa lol xux xuuuuuuuuux

Nawaal kaneey yaanu kaafakan macalinkoo kala xiran waaye huh, qiimo iyo quruxna u dheer, kolay ani intaan ka qiyaasay dhuxusha waas ka madoowyahay, lol ganbarna waa ka gaaban yahay, hee maxaa qurux iyo khiimo ah oo ka maqan looooool
Geedi-shambooow sorry duqa amaantaan kaa badiyeeeee

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

cabdalla

Monday, January 22, 2001 - 09:16 am
war geedi shombow aaba soo noolaaday miyaysan akhyaartu kuu sheegin inaan mar kuu tacsiyaynay oo aan ku heshiinay in nin walba meeshiisa allabari ka dhigo waa ilaahay mahaddiis haddaw naga kaafiyay allabarigii iyo lacagtii oo aad nooshahay ....lol ...any wey tan ila eega
ninbaa reer baadiyaa baa asagoo arigiisa ku raacanaayo baadiyaha ayaa gaari (isjiid)ah meesh soo maray oo wuxuu maray meel biyo fadhiyaan oo uu ninkaan diyaarsaday oo uu rabo inuu ka cabbo arigana siiyo islaantii oo qabay oo wacbuudhan la oran jiray ayaa u timo awheellewgaan oo la yiraahdo axme-gole sheekadoodiina saanay u dhacday:
wacbuudhan : axmed-gole ..
axmed-gole : naa maxaa rabtaa
wacbuudhan : maanta haddaad ogaan lahayd nin reer magaal ah oo tuuladaas u socday wuxuu sameeyay (ilaa isjiidka(indhatareega) bay u malaynaysaa dadka reer magaalka ah oo la sheego waligeed magaalo ma tagine)
axmed-gole : naa muxuu sameeyay
wacbuudhan : meeshii halkaas ahayd oo wadda reer magaalka ahayd oo aad biyaha dhigatay buu maray oo biyihii kala sayrshay
axmed -gole : oo asagu waynaa muxuu yahay see u ekaa maanta hadduu iga fakado
wacbuudhan : wax dheer buu ahaa oo is haysta oo ku soconayay wax wareegaysnaya oo indha waawayn buu lahaa adugu yaanan war kugu daaline nin reer magaal ah kama dheerayn kamana gaabnayn (xariifad bay iska dhigaysaa)
axmed-gole : gah gah gah naa naga tag wax jaahilad ah baa tahay annagaa kuu naqaan kaas oo kale eh waxaa la yiraahdaa dayuurad
wacbuudhan : oo xagee isku barateen
axmed-gole : iyaantaan xamarweyne aaday baan is barannay dhinecee buu aaday waan dilayaa maantee ka daba hari mayee
wacbuudhan :dhinacaas
axmed-gole bartii buu iska sii daayay wuxuu socdaba markii danbe buu tagay oo maalin iyo habeen markuu sii soday tuuladii uu gaarigu yaalay uuna socday markii hore ul uu watay buu rimoorka gadaashiisa kaga dhuftay saa ushii baa soo booday oo asaga wajiga kaga dhacday suu haddana waa u ceshay sidiiyoo kalay wajiga kaga dhacday ka dib buu intuu gadaal u soo jeensaday yiri wallee adna ma noolid anna ma nooli
oo reerkiisii gadaal ugu soo laabtay asagoo meelkasta buurantahay oo isku haysta inuu wax soo dilay ....lol......
waan inaku dheereeyay raali hala iga ahaado akhyaarta

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

NACIIMO

Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 09:55 am
wadh wadh wadh wayaadha hee ileen ninkaan axmedgole ah waa rageedi gawaarida ladagalami jiray loooooooooooooooll
Cabdala xariifka bug ka qorteedaa sheekadaan xiisaha leh lol

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

QOSLAAYE

Monday, January 29, 2001 - 09:45 am
AHAHAHHAHHAHA EHEHHEHEHHEHE LOL

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

xiimaaye

Friday, February 09, 2001 - 12:15 pm
waxaa maanta aan donayaa in aan sheeg iidiin ku soo bandhigo waa sheeko la yaab leh waana sheeko qosal leh marka si fiican u dhuuxa una dhagaysata saxibayaal!!!!
sida aad og tihiin dalka la yiraahdo keenya waxaa la iska rabaa iqaamad ama kintaan bulisho sida ay dadka keenya soo maray u yaqaanan.
maalinbaa laba nin oo saxiiba ah ayaa isa soo raacay aya goo socda jidka mid ah jidadka magaalada nayroobi, markaas waxaa lakulmaya booliska dalak keenya, dabaceeda booliska wax ay ahayd in ay weydiiyaan qofkasta oo soomalia ah iqamad ama kitaan bulisho, labadii nin ayaa la weydiiyay sharciga ay wadanka ku joogaan, labada nin mid ayaa sharci laha midka kalana sharci ma lahayn marka wuxuu isku da yay in uu been u sheego booliska, markaas ayuu yiri anaga wali magaarin sharci, markaas ayuu booliska layaabay nin weyn oo leh wali magaarin sharci. booliskii ayaa yiri ninkan waa in la baaro marka waxay ka siibeen surwaalkii markaas ayay argeen timo raamaystay yacnii waxaa ku baxay shuunkii, markaas ayaa booliskii yiri saxiib miyaadan gaarin? war maa kuu yaal ninkii booliska ayaa xiray. malintii dambe ayuu la kulmay saxiibkisii la socday markaas buu ku yiri war maxaad u xiiri weysay tima ha kugu raamaystay lol

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

xiimaaye

Friday, February 09, 2001 - 12:35 pm
ax ax axa ax ax,afafka waaweyn fiiri car yaadan qoslin.
xarfaankoo reer xamar ah naag reer gaalkacyood ah ayuu aroosay,naagaha reer gaalkacyoodkana dheedheel loogama qaado,xarfaankaan waa loo diiday
alaabta waxaa layiri ina adeeroow iga dhaaf ma anagiibaa isu saqajaamayna wejiga ilaahay bay iga tahay,saaxiibkaa ciil ayuu la seexday,subaxii ayuu
sxbkiis talo ugu tagay oo arintii u sheegay,
sxbkiis ayaa yiri naagtaan halsi ayaa ugu tagi kartaa waan reer gaalkacyoodka diinta way ka dambeeyaan marka naagta waxaad oga sheekeynaysaa
diinta,waxaana ku tiraahdaa naa hadii aan kaaga qabto waxay la mid tahay anagoo hal gaal dilnay,
ninkii naagtii sidii ayuu ku yiri wayna yeeshay
oo ay tiri kaalay aan hal gaal dilnee,naagtaan
maalin kasta ayay u timaadaa ninka oo ay tiraahdaa
war kaalay aan baashaalno si aan hal gaal u dilno,
ninkaan waa uu daalay ileyn maalin kasta ma awoodo
in uu howsha qabto,maalintii dambe ayuu yiri naa
war maqal gaaladaan uu cumar bin khadaab seefta ku dhamayn waayay aniga ••• kuma dhamayn karo.
war maa meesha yaala heee.
dhamayn waayay aniga

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

nawaal

Monday, February 12, 2001 - 08:55 pm
salaamu caleykum dhamaantiina aqiyaarta gaar ahaan geedi iyo gole waa ahmedee

salaan ka badi waa nawaale waa anigii aqiyaata maxaa dhacey labadaan bari wara majiroo

mise waa u dhamaatey


Geedi__Shaamboow maxaa kugu dhacey ma seexadey mise waa lagaa bidiye Ahmed_Gole miyaa kaabadiy
ka kac jeefka soo fakir maseexo la' aantaa hal qosla ayaan rabaah aan ku seexdo habeen walbo waxaan mise ahmed_gole waan dhinkiisa ku bataah
okey by iyo qosla wacan

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

XAMDI

Wednesday, February 21, 2001 - 08:58 pm
lol Nawaaal allaaaaaa maxaa hadaa habar noqoto rag isku diridoontaaaa lol abaayo ka wareeg G/Shaamboow haduu soo bood boodiwaayo hahahahaha

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

walaashiin

Wednesday, March 07, 2001 - 12:45 am
a/caleykum dhamaantiin

loooooooooool dadyahow walee waad iga qosliseen sidaas kuwada.

xamdi sis afkaaga caano lagu qabay.

sidaas iyo nabad galyo
groetjes
walaashiin

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Friday, March 09, 2001 - 06:46 am
CIIIIIIIIIIID WANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG-SAAAAAAAAAAAN

sxbayaal waan idin salamay dhamaan. Tana ciida igula sagootiya

Ninkii geedi-shamboow ahaa ayaa waxa la shegay in maalintii ciida uu ka soo daahay tukashadii jamaacada ee salada ciiid ................... wuxuuna qabay qamiis cad oo dheer, koofiyadiihii baraawe laga keeni jiray, cimaamad cad, go'wayn oo kii saalixiyada oo kala ah lol iyo tusbax 500 oo xaba ah loooooooooool heehehhhe ahhaahha huhuh lol ......... sida lasheegayna waa markii ugu horeysay xidhashada qalabkan ku cusub duqa g/shamboow ah lol........................ dadkii soo dahay ayaa mooday sheekh wayn waxaana la weydiistay inuu dadkii imaam u noqdo maxaa ka dhacay heeeeeeee .............................. ma uusan diidine wuu isku tuuray .................. waaaaaaaw '''''''''''''' meshii laga rabay inuu takbiirti bilaabo ......... rukuuc uuba ka bilaabay .......... gax gax gax wixii ka dhacay unbaa ka dhacay ......................... aaboow adeerkay ma aragtay dheh ................... ugu danbayntii duqii koofiyadii iyo khamiiskii isagoo iska tuuraya ayaa lasheegay oo leh hoheey hoh hoheeeeey hoh waan garanayney qamiiskan iyo koofiyadan wayn inay waxaan oo kale soo wadaan loooooooooooool jix jix jix afka day iyo gowsaha kala dheeeeeeer lol (g/shamboow sxb waa kugu iidnay huh)

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AYAANOOS

Sunday, March 11, 2001 - 03:58 am
hayaaaaaay kii qosol ahaay aan mahaan isgu imaaday

shaactiroole yaal laakiin xarfaanta lacag ka dhiga nooh

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

nawaal

Sunday, March 11, 2001 - 03:17 pm
AHMED-GOLE WALAALKIISA CIID WANAAGSAN LAKIIN WAAN SOO DAAHEY MARKA NINKII GEEDI- SHAAMBOOW MAXAA HELE WAABA LA WAAYE MISE HABAR BAA LOOQ LA QASHEY CIIDII KA HOR ANIGAAB ARKEY LOL


BYE AHMED-GOLE

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Monday, March 12, 2001 - 04:24 am
Nawaal walshiis duqaas g/shamboow ah baabkiisa lama galikaroo baxru buxuur waaye ..................... ninkaan hada shiikh waaye ciida dadka tukiya lol ................... marka xamdi aan weydiino iayadaa ku jirtay dadkii ciida uu sheekhu imaamka u noqdee looooooool nawaal hadana xamdi oo qoslaysa waanataa iyo geedi-shamboow oo afka taagaya waydii heeeeee lol :):(

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

nawaal

Monday, March 12, 2001 - 08:27 pm
ahmed-gole aniga iyo hamdi tartan aan ku jirnaa ninkaas halsoo qabto waxaan u maleynaa g/shamboowii runta ahaa in uu yahey ayaan ku maleynaah marka ma garnaayo sidaan waxa yeelo aniga bal hamdi war halga helo

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

boobsiiye

Tuesday, March 13, 2001 - 04:02 am
adinka dhami wax maadnaan sheegina bal tan ila arka

nin soomaaliya ayaa gabar la qabo usoo daba mari jiray markuu ninkeedu maqan yahay,,maalinkii dambe ayaa goor galab ah asoogoo fuushan waxaa soo galay ninkeedii,,markaasuu daaqada ka booday kondomkiina waa ugu jiraa.,,niman badan oo ordaya(sports)ayuu ku dhex dhacay markii ay cabaar ordayeen asna la ordayo ayaa midi inta sidaa u fiiriyay ku yiri "oo ninyahow ma sidaan ayaad ku orodaa markaasuu yiri haa" oo kondomkana miyaad ku orodaa..markaasuu inta isku naxay yiri waan isku soo iloobay..

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 04:53 am
GAX GAX GAX JIX JIX JIX KIKIKKIK waryaada war way nala fogaataye ka daaya meelaha qaar sheekada lol

sxbayaal sheeko qosoleh waa tanaa tan waa sagootiskii ciida lol ilkaha reebta wadnaha wax ku xidha waa sheekadaydii sankada lol

hoos akhri asxaabta

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 05:09 am
Madaxweynaha somaliya markuu NewYork tagay C/qasim salad xasan sidaad la socotaan wuxuu la kulamy Males Zina-ga Ethiopia(PM) waxana dhex martay shekadan qoslka leh …….. waxaana la joogtay gabadh ka shaqaysa xafiiska Xoghaya guud Kofi Anan sidan ayeyna u dhacday sheakdii

War males Zinaawi sxb bal waran, waa aduun suur gadoona oo yaableh iga dheh …………. maxasusata meeshii noogu isku danbaysay …………………… Zinaawi:( kix kix Haa C/qasim:) waa aduun yaableh anoo dowlada iyo adooo dowlad la'aana mase xasuusataa C/qasim:) maalintii ninkii xafiiska iigu kaa keeni jiray, sifiican iima aadan qaabiline lol ….. C/qasim:) oo dhoola cadaynaya …………. sxb wixii la iigu kaa faray waan kuu sameeyey maalintaas. Zinaawi:( kix kix kix C/qasim:) oo kaliay muusoonaya (smilling)
Sheeakdii waxay socotaba wax koley aad loogu qoslay ayuu Zinaawi:( ku hadlay mar uu ka shekaynayey joogitaankiis Xamar ee 1980's kii kadibna gabadhii iyo C/qasim ayaa qoslay:):( si'aada ah coz of wuxuu ku hadlay Zinaawi:( lol oo kasoo fakaday, gabdhii iyo C/qasim ayaa isku mar yidhi ……….. Fantastic:(:)!!!!!! ……. Zinaawi":( wuxu u qaatay fantastic in laga wado fantada la cabo looooool oo hadal qosolka lagu qurxiyana tahay, markaasuu hal mar kor ugu qaylyey isagoon xitaaaa dareensanayn waxa saas loogu qoslayo inuu yahay hadalkiisii xumaa …………….. ayuu yidhi CO-CA'COLASTIC loooooooool waaaaaaaaaaaw ……………. yaaba u joogay iska daa 2doodiiye shaqaalihii adeegayey ayaa qosl jaanta wadhay lol
Sheekadan ka waran haday runtahay loooooooooool afka day qadaad xume

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Geedi-shaambow

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 11:49 am
Axmed-Gole, madaweyne ku sheega c/qasim warkiisa ma rabo inan maqlo oo walaakiis u magaacabay Guddoomiyaha Bankiga dhexe. Naga xer warkiisa.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 04:56 pm
Geedi-Shamboow eheh ehe he he he looool sxb ha u bixin
ma maqashay odhaahda somaliyeed ee dhahda magac miskiin lagama aha hada kolay title-ki isagaa wata lol waxuu doonaba ha noqdee

marka ka raac sheekadeena sxb taas yeysan hadalku naga aadin lol
waryaa hadaa ogahay in taas dhiigu kugu dhaqaqo sxb waan siiwadi doonaa lol coz waan jeclaan lahaa inaan magacaaga ku arko netka looooooooool

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

XAMDI

Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 07:09 am
ahahahahha loooooooooool AXMEDGOLE hada waxaad naleedahay taageere daacad aan ahay looooooooool anagana diidnay mucaarad na qor If nala af garan waayolooooooooooooooool laakiin waan qiri in wax dhaama lahaynin DKG ah ee aan iska taageerno inteeda tabarta daran
Geedishamboowna jago fiican hala siiyo si dib u heshiisiintu u hagaagto, hana laga dhigo shaactiroolaha TV qaranka looooooooooool geedi qaado booskaas hana iskaga sheegin nawaaaaaaaaaaal, madaxweyne C/qasimna Axmedgolaan u diraynaa si uu u xaqiijiyo booskaaga lol
axmedgole mataqaanan booska lasiiyey lol idinkuba iska garta loooooooooooooool

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

USAARE

Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 08:57 pm
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiih huhuhuh xarfaanta qoslkii haa idinlkaa haya ee anna waa ikan
Waxa jirta in wadamada qaar marka doorasho jirto(election) in qofkii aan codayn(vote)la ganaaxo sida Australia iyo Iwm marka xariifkoo ayaa codaynin waxaana loo soo diray ganaaxii wuxuuna damcay inuu helo qorshe uu uga fakado qofkii wax macquula sheegaana lama ganaaxo
wuxuuna soo qoroay waraaq ku socota qolyihii howshaas u qabilsanaa
wuxuuna yiri sida tan
maalintii cod bixinta waan mashquulsanaa waxaana ku mashquulsanaa my best friends wife(saaxiibkayga dhabta ah xaaskiisa) oo aan la raaxaysanayey iyadoo arintaas ahayd by chance sida darteed waxan codsanayaa inaan la i ganaaxin looooooool

idinkaba ganaax ama kadaaya maxay idinla tahay

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Jaajumow

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 10:39 am
Gabaygii aay MAANO OOTOY ka tirisay degamada Hamar Weyn:

Taxi ninkii fuulo us lee ka degaa
Aay maano fuusto wilkeeda shalimaantaan
Shukri uu nikaaxsaday, taxi ay fuuleen Curuuba
lee ku dajiyey. Curaabadeey ka soo lugeeyen
KOODKA lee soo gaareen, bajiyadii oo dhamaan
rabto shan shan lee afka ugu shubteen, basbaasii sidii xalwo lee u cuneen.

Sheekh Abba lee sii salaameen, sigtooda meesha ka qabteen. Anoo aay ootoy gurbaan garaacay geeski
raqayga laga maqlay. Yaawaaye gabartaas gurbaanka ku bajiyeysaneyso, yaa kale hee, AAw AWEYS gabadhiis waaye AAY MAANO OOTOY AWEYS JEYLAANI faceed ka roon.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Geed_shaambow

Friday, March 23, 2001 - 06:33 am
yax yax yax


fadlan, Qofka markii u danbaysay Geedi_shaambow
is ku sheegow please used other nickname.
magac la'aan maa meeha ka dhacay?

akhayaarta kale dhamaan waa salaaman tahiin.....axmed-gole i will get back to you...won't let you get away with imamnimadeydii aad wax ka sheegtay......

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

cabdalla

Sunday, March 25, 2001 - 01:39 am
ahaahaahhahh


war xaa la sheegay meesha waa la isku cabbaa bahashee geeddi shambow imaamnimadiisa iyo gaari dilka axmed-gole war bay keeneen


akhyaarta meesha waan ka maqnaa iyaamahaan xaa soo kordhay aroosaana ku jiray gabar xamdi la yiraahdo .... markaan arkay xamdiyada halkaan ku jiro caqligooda aan wax xamdi la yiraahdo baadi goob ugu dhaqaaqay oo waxaas is iri xamdi oo dhanaaba saaso ..any way
akhyaarta xalwaddii iyo buskudkii by email baan inii soo galinaa mar dhaw ee nin walba meeshiisa ha ka download gareesto oo ha cuno yaanna la iska badin xoogaa saliiddaa ku badane


................................lol

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

AXMED-GOLE

Sunday, March 25, 2001 - 06:24 pm
maalin wanaagsan akhyaarta geedi-shamboow sxb ma ragbay shaatigaagi duuga ahaa hunguri ka galay ilaahoow kuwaas yeysan lafaheena noo bililiqaysan loooooooool

cabdalla sxb waa kaa muuqataa daganan iyo nuur badan, nin aroos ka soo baxayse iilama ekid waayo wali shaatigii duuga ahaa ayaad qabtaa looooooooooool nin aroos ahna dhar cusub ayaa lagu arki jiray, ee ma garoobaa ku aroostay loooooool (just kidding duqa)
cabdalloow sxboow waxaad isoo xasuusisay markaa xalwada saliida badan soo emailgaraynaysay, xamdi oo muqdisho joogta 1970s-ki oo baladka kuyara cusub oo maqaayad cuno ka dalbanaysaa oo leh aboowe hal istakiina ah iyo hal cupocin-a ah ii duub oo dhamaan adeegayaashii maqaayada (waiters) il gur il gur kuwada fiirinayaan iyada isla sii quman oo sugaysa in loo duubo alaabtaas isku dhacaysa looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool alla yaa ii fiiriya istaag qureexeeda (sorry xamdi if i offended you dear baryahaanba qaraabadii netkaa la igu direeeeee xaafadana igu salaan ----- xalwada saliida badan ee cabdalana ha iska badin calool xanuun yaanu kugu dhicin)

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Geedi_shaambow

Monday, March 26, 2001 - 05:36 am
yax yax


cabdalla


Mabruuk marka hore...macalinka aniga hal su'aal aan qabaa nooh. Qofta wadaad oo ku yaasiimiya ma u dirtay? arintaas hadeysan dhicin howshu waa ku noqosho... culumadda are not satisfied with your perfomances.

waa la socotaa


Axmed-gole aa waxaa laga wariyey nin oday ah aa hadda ka hor qoftoo ku qabtay. markii la aqal galay oo howshii isku dhacday oo duqii cabaar neeftuuray. Buu ninkii dhaqdhaqaaqii joojiyey markaas qoftii yaabtay oo wediisay meesha wax ka qaldan yahiin.

Ninkii baa wuxuu ku jawaabay, naa bal wadaad iyaasiimiya iigu yeer waxaan wax ka badane, nagtii iney iga socoto baan u maleeynayaaye

yax yax yax .........marka cabdalla you better come up with better than that.....waa hadaad dooneyso inay Xamdi kula joogto.


Xamdi

macalimada waa segatee day? cabdalla aa toosh ku doonaayey. qof sigtay ma noola...bal is ilaali. balaayo toosh wadata aa cariga wareegeysa.


Axmed-gole


waar miyaadan xishooney maxaa dumaashidaa garoobnimadeeda iyo gabarnimadeeda ku daba dhigay

yax yax yax........ duqa gogol aa laguu qabaa


soo nabad ahaada hee.....shaatigana yaan la iska bililiqeeysanin ayaantaan xaalka waa sii xumaanaayey...abaar oo magacyadii la tagtay aa dhacday aan u muddaa

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

shibaako

Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 03:36 am
waad salaamantihiin aqayaarta

aniga waa fuuray nooh school baan joogaa dadkadhan oo agteyda fadhiya ani lee la idayooyaa.

aniga waxaan idin weydiinlahaa ma kaseysiin maahmaahyo oo reer xamar ah?
aniga mugoo intii aan kasaayo waan ku darsanaa.idinkana waad ku darsankartaan hadiid rabtiin.

1:luuq luuq maroow laasim laamigaas imaahaa
2:ulba ushii kaweyn ilmana adoogood
3:mudul ninkii dhisaa kaweyn
4:abkey dooli diloow dad nll maas udahaa
5:digloow dahab waaye wixii duudka kujiraas daadihaa.loool
6:geed ninkii koree uslee kasoo dagaa
7:canjeero sidee ukala koreyso aa loo kara qaataa
8:war la uumba uumbeyo weykac aas karoon
9 ilhaay gafuur gafuur muu kuu tuuraa mise gadaal gadaal.
10:dariskaa daan daansiga haduus rabo doorada iga cesho uus ku dhaahaa.

aqayaarta ha idiin macaanaato
jaaaaaaw

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Geedi_shaambow

Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 06:29 am
yaah maxaa tiri...."laablaab ninkii mara lamaami buu tagi"......duf iyo dooriwaa ku bax muxuu qashin aruuriyey.... waar miyaad ogeyn doorada iyo waxaad sheegeyso inay ceeb tahay ....yax yax yax

shubaako,
macalinka akuu macaato hee..tana ku dar hee adaa balada adaa bilaabaye

11...Dooro hadii hal wado iyo haddii toman wado kur-kurug ma dhaafeeso

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

shibaako

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 01:05 am
asalaamu caleykum aqayaarta


salaan kadib walaalkiis geedi shaambooow(if you are the real one)iyaaah qashin aaa bro anigu qashin ma soo qorin. meybe waxaad ka canbsatay in aan recordkaagii kaa jabiyo haye.lol
mida kale i am MACALMADA and not macalinka.
inta aan soo dhigayna shactiro lee iga aheydna.

kuliiin ha idiin macaanaato

walaashiin shibaako

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Ayaan

Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 04:45 am
qosolkiiiiiiiiiiiii kuu oogu waynaaa aa mahaan rooga ahahahhahhahahahhh looooooooool

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

XAMDI

Tuesday, April 03, 2001 - 06:13 am
wadh wadh jix jix jix loooool waryaada ma intaan maqnaabaa waxaan oo raad ah meesha mareen ha ha ha ha ha looooooool

First of all Congratulation to Mr Caruus Cabdallaaaaaa igu salaan dumaashidayna mabruuk aan idin leeyahay, intana kalana allaha wax qeer qaba u sakhiro lol like a/gole looool xalwadana qaybtaydi wxaa iga boobay G/Shamboow iyo A/Golee nus nus ay la kaceen hadaan sugaa waxeeygi

Geedoow lol Br cabdalla waa kasayaaye inaas yara kululyahay socodkiisa nin qaraab raadis ah waa iila muuqday allaha dajiyo lol

A/Gole Br hadaaba dumaashiyadaana kaa baxsan laa'yihiin yax yax jix jix waa siduu g/shamboow sheegee gogol aa laguu qabaa loooooooooooooool mugoo ani majoogaayi mahaas indha xumadeeda lol

A/Gole Br adiga midaa iloowday istakiin, hal kabashiina ah iyo hal muufa aah hada cabo aan weydiistay maqaayada ileen muufada lafteeda sharaab ay ila ahayde looooooool

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

cabdalla

Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 10:04 am
qix qix qix araa ar xaa la sheegay todobadiibaan ka soo baxay haddeeroo waraa sxb axmed-gole caalamka cusub lama socotid ninyohow caalamka cusub waxaw sheegaa in garoobadda la guursado sababo badan awgood waxaas ka mid ah inay reer magaal tahay oo yaa ku dhaqaalaynayso ilayn caalamka way soo madhay taas waa sababta owgu yar inta kalena ...........
sxb odayga axmed-gole ah waxaas lagaa sheegsheegayo ma runbaa ...
odayga axmed-golaa gabadhii ugu horeeysay oo uu guursaday aa la yiri oo ahayd 18 (bikra) aa xoogaana odaygu doobnimo wuu ku daahay waxaas la yiri markii uu todobadii ka soo baxay aw dadkii la hadli waayay war maxaa kugu dhacay shib afkuu buurayaa wuu is xanaajinayaa war maxaa kugu dhacay oo isla xanaajinee aryaan war kugu daaline odayga markiis udanbaysay oow la daba galay aa wuxuus ku jawaabay ...
(anigu nin iga hor guursaday la hadli maayo ..xaas dhacay baa la yiri waxaws yiri waxbo ma dhicin laakiin maxaw iigu sheegi waayay in guurku raaxadaan leeyahay asagoo afka buurayo
waxaas la waydiiyay dadka aan wali guursan kuwaasna waxaas yiri rafaadays ku jiraan la hadli maayo odayga markii danbe rag uu geedi shabow ku jiraas sasabay oo ka dhaadhacshay hadde caawa wakaas anagoo dhan nala hadlayo nin haddeer guursaday mid aan wali guursan mid garoob ah mid bikro ah
geedi shambowna wa in billad la siiyaa guushaas uu soo hoyiyay


just kidding yaah.................

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Jaajumow

Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 10:18 am
Nin reer baadiye ah ayaa maalin oohin ku dhexqabsaday Masjid lagu aqrinayay qudbadii Jimacaha. Ninkii waa la aamusinwaayey oo dadkii waxay moodeen in ninkaan QASHUUC galay oo la oynayo qashuuca dartiisa. Dadkii nin ka mid ah ayaa ninkii wareystay oo ku yiri maxaad la oyneysaa. Ninkii oynayey ayaa wuxuu ku jawaabay, waxaan la oynayaa wadaadkaas imaamka ah ee GARKA dheer leh wuxuu i soo xasuusiyay Orgi ama Ri'i u eg imaamka oo garkaas dheer lahayd oo iga dhuntay. LOL LOL LOL

Feel like posting? Pleaase click here for the list of current forums.