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HASNA-----AN---HASAN ((BREAST JOKE))

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Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - 09:21 am
HASNA AN HASAN ARE MARRIED COUPLE RIGHT,,,SO 1 MORNING WHEN THEY WOKE UP,,THEY WERE HAVING BREAKFAST AN HASAN WAS ABOUT 2 GO 2 WORK,,,N E WAYZZ,,HE WENT TO WORK AN HASNA WAS CLEANIN THE HOUSE AN ••••,,RIGHT
THEN ABOUT AN HOUR LATER,,,HASANS FREIND XAMZA KNOCKED THE HOUSE,,SO HASNA OPENED THE DOOR,,XAMZA SAID "HELLO HASNA,,IS HASAN HERE"
SHE SAID,,SORRY NO U JUZT MISSED HIM HE WENT 2 WORK,,DO U WANA COME IN 4 A COFFE"
AN XAMZA SAID OK Y NOT
SO THEY WERE HAVIN COFFE AN CHATTIN,,,THEN XAMZA JUZ SAID 2 HASNA,,DAMN HASNA U LOOK SO DAMN PRETTY,,,AN HASNA WAS SUPRISED AN JUS SAID THAK U,,THEN XAMZA SAID,,LISTEN,,DOTN GET ANGRY BUT ILL GIVE U ,,1000 DOLLARS IF I CAN SEE YO LEFT BREAST,,,,,,,HASNA WENT MAD ,,,BUT THEN THOUGHT ABOUT IT AN SAID,,,WHY NOT,,,A 100 DOLLARS ITS WOTH IT,,SO SHE DID IT AN XAMZA SAID,,,WOW THATWAS GREAT,,,BUT HEY ILL GIVE U ANOTHER 1000 JUS TO SEE THE RIGHT BREAST,,,,HASNA IS JUZ AMAZED AT THIS GUY AN SAYS WHY NOT,,GO AHEAD SO SHE DOES IT AGAIN,,,AN XAMZA SAYS,,DAMN,,,,REEEAL NICE,,,,,AN AGAIN HE SAYS,,,,,FINALLY ILL GIVE U 1 MORE 1000 JUS TO SEE THE TWO BREASTS AT HE SAME TIME,,,HASNA,,IS NOW LAUGHIN AN SAYS,,,,OK,,,,THERE U GO,,,,,AN XAMAZ PAYS HER THE $3000 DOLLARS,,AN HE SAYS 2 HER THANKS 4 THAT ILL BE GOIN NOW,,,AN HE GOES,,,,

IN THE AFTERNOO HASAN COMES HOME FROM WORK AN THEY SITTING DOWN HAVING DINNER ,,,,THEN HASAN SAYS TO HASNA,,,,"LISTEN HONEY DID MY FREIND XAMZA COME OVER TODAY"

HASNA REPLYS "YES HE DID"

AN HASAN SAYS,,,,"DID HE GIVE U THAT $3000 DOLLARS HE OWED ME"

AN HASNA,,,CANT SAY NOTHING BUT "YES DEAR HE DID"

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Anonymous

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 01:20 pm
DIDNT MAKE SENSE BUT WAS FUNNY IN DA END.

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