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What Happend in the house?! shhhh

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (August 2000): What Happend in the house?! shhhh
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Faiza

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By WiTchY..

We wall know that the white house is pretty big right? Well that is what Hillery Clinton thought 2, but what really happend that night in the there? Letz keep this between us oright!

Hillery was having an affair with Jamez the Senate Ouch!! then Clinton..he has a sexual appettite but can't really help himself when it comez to doing the action.. One of the dayz he asked advice for Mr. Jamez then by giving him he complied Clinton to do what he does with Hillery ..He said when you are going to sleep at night just bang your D-K at the end of the head board and prepare a show down for yaself, but unfornately Hillery waked up by astonishment and when "Iz that you Jamez" ooopz
How do you think Clinton will take that..after Monica????

Somethings are betta to be left unspoken aight

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Anonymous

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THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. GO BACK TO WEHRE YOU COPIED IT FROM, COPY AND PASTE ALL THE JOKE MS. WITCHY.

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Hees

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Ye, what a silly women, how dare you present this rabish!!!

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SmOoThiE

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Nayaa WiTchY.......U still talking Ur*bs*.....huh girl when U want to start a open forums plz know what U what az a topic ...

SmOoThiE

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Anonymous

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SmOoThiE

Sorry girl but i ain't no betta!!

I found that JocK so funny that i laugh so hard i coughed

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Anonymous

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SmooThy girl stop judging WiTchY if you are a tough you mighta figured out what Sista WiTchT was talking about!

C Hillery slept with Jamez but Clinton don't know about it so he asked the advice for Jamez...WHEN Hillery waked up she thought it was James cus the advice he have clinton was what he does with hillery "Bang his D-K on the head board"

ya feeling me now SmOoTh and she thought she had a sence of humor Dum somethig brainz neva develop

Peace

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Anonymous

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WiTchY girl i c ya still shaking that booty o yourz girl ...the jock cracked me up yo where ya hearing from anywayz i have one for ya thought.. One of the Somali brotha's was brought from Mudug 2 America so one day he when out with his sista to the store...on their way they stopped at a traffic light when the walking signal when off the brotha was like "Nayaa joog xagee udagaage nalkaasi raga kaliya ayaa logu taragaleye"
So his sista been standing there for hours with no WOMEN walking sign going off..


I bet SmOothY will understand this

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SmOoThiE

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Well Somalia'z do have a tendency to blow things out of proportion........ Only my interpritation of the somali forums, is to unite our People after the partion of our country....And separation of our PeePz.....
However some very small minded indiuviuals seem to alwayz get da wrong end of the stick. Who the hell wants to know about.....

"Hillary fuckin patterns in the Whitehouse"....if the so called "joke" woz in the least bit humourous then i would give the sista propz...so in simple termz da Joke waz just not FUNNY !!!

To anon...plz.doUr self and all of uz a favar and fix dat somali..... quote:
"udagaage" I...Think noT!?.....b4 u chat Yo •••• about me ....N.E wayz i know who da •••• U are and if U waz >Man< E nuff U would have neva post Ur messages az Anonymouz......

Peace Love "n" HappineZz

SmOoThiE...

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Baggio maha

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people give the sister a break,,
she was only trying to make you guys lough,,
WITCHY,, GO GIRL,,DO YO THING,,
THNX FOR THE JOKE,,,, SERIOUSLY,,, I FOUND IT FUNNY AND HUMORSS

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CHOCLATE

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BAGGIOMAHA
YOU WOULD FIND THE JOKE FUNNY SINCE YOU ARE MENTALLY BEHIND. I WILL BET THE ONLY REASON YOU LIKE THE JOKE IS BECAUSE SOMEBODY IS GETTING F*****, OK. SO PLS DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU FINALLY UNDERSTOOD A JOKE, AND THINK IT WAS GREAT.

PLS TRY KEEPING UP
CHOCLATE

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Anon112

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Smoothie,
punk, we know who u are too, don't make us try 2 track and kick yo azz in da chat room and stop talkin bull ish, and start showing respect, NE wayz, no pun intended, c-ya !!!

Peace

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Tbone99

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TO LOOSER ANONYMOUSE!


IF YOU WERE NOT IN ESL YOU WILL PROBABLY UNDERSTAND WHERE WiTchY WAS COMMING FROM.

YO DUMP @$$ EATING GREEN LEAVES AND CHATTING 24/7 AND HAVE NOTHING TO DO BUT CRETISIM OTHERS.

PEACE!


TO WiTchY :

1 4 3!

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SmOoThiE

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Salaamz all U playa-haterz....

I'll save u Da embarresment and public humilation of dissin' Ur scruny little 16 yr old azz on chat....So i'll set the record straight...i've Taught U alot...and now U wanna teach me...Ha
laughable really......girl U aint on my level n u ain't neva gonna get there so Y try !!

To Anon: brotha have u fixed ur somali yet...or do u require some assistance! lol


SmOoTh Az Ice.....

Peace!!!

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Anonymous

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Tbone before you insult people. Look at yourself spelling please.

WitchY don't funny at all

smoothie well done

Baggio maha what an idiot

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Tbone99

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ANONYMOUS = ELD


NIGGA CHILL BEFORE I PUT A CAP UP IN YA @$$!

BY THE WAY, OF COURSE WITCHY AIN'T FUNNY LOOKING LIKE YA BLACK @$$. YOU @$$ ONLY UNDERSTAND SIMPLE COMMANDS LIKE :

SIT!
ROLL OVER!
FETCH!
GOOD BOY!

YOUR NOT CLOSE OUR LEVEL!

HA HAA HAAA HAAAAA HA HA HA ha ha ha ha aaa


BAGGIO MAHA:

DO ME A FAVOR AND WHOOP THAT NIGGA!

PEACEOUT!

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SmOoThiE

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LoL


SmOoThiE

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Anonymous

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Tbone stop defending your two cent whore that you call cyber girlfriend. Damn my brotha, You're more desperate than I thought. Get a Grip and find you a real girlfriend in your location. $hit people like you make me sick. Fight-13 idiot. Trash like you come from the Chat room to mess the forums.

The chat room is that way>>>>>>>>>>>

TBONE>>>>>>HOOKED ON PHONICS

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MaCcaSiNoGal

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Dare LadyBugZ And Germz...

PleaZe do me and the rest of yo m*****k miserouble aZzeZ a favor and give the sista a break yo m*****k Somalianz will NeVa realize anything untill iz too late ..Dum you even more desperate than most miZeroubleZt ppl in the world...Instead of fighting the enemieZ and the rest of the world who are bitching at yo azzes., i bet that little busterd who callZ himself/herself Smoothy knowz what the hell am talking about Sista you ain't nothing but a black wanna be ...Save yo aZz the emberraZment and stop acting up ..If yo think yowa More intelligent than ollavaZ Y don't you do yo time with something important Like going after NiggaZ. We don't want yo sorry aZz around here ..oopZ i forget no one in the real world actually knowz if yo Exzizt CuZ U be Sittin up one the Library PC all today ....Don't smart widaZ OaaT
"She ain't my Level" Dum what the hell you trying to prove .......you are complete

For the rest o yo I ain't trying to be negative here., but you ppl make me sick..c'mon now yo stop bagging out

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Still SmOoTh Az IcE .....Ha Ha Ha

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You somalianz make me sick ......I simple added my thought'z....And feeling'z.....to diz topic if i personally thought the joke waz NoT funny do i have NO right so say so?.....Whateva happend to one being able to TALK freely?....But since i posted dat there message I've had Nothing but ..HATE from my fellow Peerz....I've had PeePz post my hole life on diz Forum ....My name where i live my E-mail ecT... But one Q...I just wanna know how does it make dem SICK MothaFuckaz feel..

MacCaSiNoGal....TO:Much to say TO say to U DickHead But i'll C Yo Azz in da Chat Room where ama WIP it good .....And lastly in da Tru WordZ Of NaZ .......U Can HaTe Me NoW ......

BuT will my Azz STOP .....

Got Nothing But LuV Fo'ya All...

Peace "N" Love

SmOoThiE

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WiTchY

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LOL
LOL
LOL
MAN i can't believe i missed oola DiZ garbbage


I LOVE U Wall Cuz you are such BitcheZ.....

MaCGal Well Said ..C that iZ Y i ain't waisting my Breath on these M*******KZ and that FEMALE paleZe don't let me Mention her name One Word for her tho " JoiTZ" Do the translation...

Tbone i still have DE Clown LOVE for ya

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Tbone99

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TO: WiTchY!


I've learned-
That no matter how much I care,
Some people just don't care back.
I've learned-
That it takes years to build up trust,
and only seconds to destroy it.

I've learned-
That you should always leave loved ones with loving words.
It may be the last time you see them.

I've learned-
That we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.

I've learned-
That regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take its place.

I've learned-
That my best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time.

I've learned-
That sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones to help you get back up.

I've learned-
That sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.

I've learned-
That maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them

I've learned-
That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.

I've learned-
That no matter how bad your heart is broken the world doesn't stop for your grief.


Peace!

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Ubax

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OH MY! TBONE WHERE DO U GET THIS STUFF?
IT'S GOOD.

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LAMIA

Friday, August 11, 2000 - 09:18 am
TO Thone 99
that was very good thanx for sharing it with us bro.

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shaa

Tuesday, September 05, 2000 - 09:02 pm
what is wrong with you faziii
learn how to write english before you try to tell us a joke

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