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"the karate Dog"

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (August 2000): "the karate Dog"
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The_realdiehard

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I got this one for u guys hope it will make u laugh because it make me laugh. here it goes....
Harold's new job had him working really late. He
decided to get his wife a watchdog. He goes to pet store and ask for doberman.\
The employee said, "If its a guard dog you want I
have a dog for you." The man walks to the back of
the store to get the dog and comes back with a little poodle.
Harolds says, "This small thing,a watch dog? You`re kidding, right?
The employee says,"No, this dog is special; he knows karate."
"karate, I don't believe it," Harold says.
The employee puts the dog down and says, "karate the sign" And he points to a sign advertising dog food. the dog runs up and rips the sign to shreds.
Harolds is amazed by this .
The employee then says, "karate the chair." And he
points to a chair in a corner. The dog runs up and rip the chair to shreds . By now Harold is convinced .
"I will take him," he says.
When he gets home he suprise his wife and she yells out,"This little thing, a watch dog? NO way."
"Karate," she yells. "Karate my ass!"

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Anonymous

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LOL... Man that was funny... but not finished...

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SALMA

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THE_REALDIEHARD
lol...lol (KARATE MY ASS)that was really halirouis man!

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missi

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why did you not finished the story it was really funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the_diehard

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thanks you all for your response..well i was blamed for not finishing such a beautiful joke..
ok..here is the ending >..since the dog was trained to respond to the word" karate" and herold wife yells" karate my ass ".. what do u think the dog did ? ofcourse he rips her ass to pieces..

HERE IS ANOTHER ONE FOR YOU GUYS>>

SAFARI RACE

Two white men went to africa for safari expendition on the safare they came across a pride of lion who start eyeing them hungrily from a safe distance .

JOHN reaches for his rucksuck ,pulls out a pair of running shoes,and start putting them on hurriedly

PATRICK turns to him and laughingly say
"don't be silly John , you'll never outrun a lion!!"

"NO," say John , "but i'll outrun YOU!!!"

HA hahahahahahahah.............
by the diehard.com

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the_diehard

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ok guys here is another one too i think for a while not to post it , but what the heck , its funny and you guys deserve something for a laugh right? ok here it goes

a white Guy when to holiday in kenya ... while he was in publc restroom urinating ,he say an african guy eyeing his thingy( let just call it the thingy you all know what i mean) "what are you looking at " say the white guy.
well.. i was wondering why you got "W" Y on you thingy .. replied the african guy;

well..when my thing get hard it becomes " WendY"and that is my girlfriend name

can i ask you why you also got "W" "Y" on your black thingy,.

well..says the african man " and when my thingy get hard it becomes.. WELCOME TO KENYA AND HAVE A NICE HOLIDAY

BY The diehard.com
BY the diehard.com

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observer

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l@l that is funny especially the second one .lol that kenyati must be a jaluo i guess.

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Anonymous

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I LOVE TO HERE JOKES ABOUT KENYA, BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE I AM FROM. I HOPE TO HERE MORE IN THE FUTURE. THANKS FOR THE LAUGH. SOPHIE

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AnoNx

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Habari sophie wajua kiswahili dada?

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2000

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kenyata jock is funny!!

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awkoombe

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waryaa kukaya kuhadla
wana huturu na hatara niyake

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Anonymous

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wajua kiswahili dada? wow, i can't remember the last time i heard someone referring to a sister as "dada". Mimeanza kusahau kiswahili. Nakaaga miezi kabla kuona mtu anayejua kiswahili. Oh well.

by the way... that joke was funny. Kind of inappropriate but i have to admit is was "all that".

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Anonymous

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Hey guys, hang on i can't quite understand swahili. I'm a learner so please be kind.

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Anonymous

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olimulamu bandu moosi.this is baluya

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malaya

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habaari seenu malaya

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Mary

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Hey, Diehard,

I loved ur jokes! especially the Karate Dog, i couldn't believe most of the ppl didnt't get.

And ur last one was funny but it turned the whole room into swahili speaking room...lol

n e wayz keep 'em comin'.

"Mary"

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Anonymous

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its supposed to be a somali web page not a swahili one and by the way why does all somali "canadians" cant write

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layala

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it's a somali site so speak somali people
qosol aa iga keentiin.

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YOU

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GOOD ONE

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AFGOOYE

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To clever MARY
everyone got the joke but some of us fancied to hear the ending. you know what I mean they kinda getting a buzz from ripped woman's arse.
Now the joke is on you Clever Mary.
Do you see how stupid clever ppl get.
Ignorance is not something to be ashamed of, but arrogance is...........
Ilaahay ha kugu anfaco casharkaa aan kuu dhigay maanta. if you need more pls do not hesitate to contact at
AHMED@HOW TO LIVE A DECENT LIFE WITHOUT BEING ARROGANT .COM
IF THAT DOESN'T ANSWER TRY THIS
MARY THE ONE WHO THINK IS CLEVER BUT NEEDS HELP@ANYWHERE .COM

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by laughy

Friday, July 14, 2000 - 04:09 am
To diehard

LOL......... great jokes bro got more.

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sweety

Friday, July 14, 2000 - 03:29 pm
To Diehard
lol ......... that was so funny maaaan.
This joke should win da joke of the year or the century. Guess what bro my sis was born in Kenya and when she heard that joke she couldn't stop laughing. So thanx 4 da great joke maaaaaaaan.
Looking forward 2 hearing more..... bro.

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mohammed

Saturday, July 15, 2000 - 05:31 pm
my name is mohammed and i don't like ur crapy jokes.I would like to say come up with more good jokes.You are a uneducated lot.

GROW UP"

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