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Isn't life funny?

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (August 2000): Isn't life funny?
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Alyisa

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Funny how a $20 bill looks so big when you take it to the Mosque, but so
small when you take it to the market.
Funny how long it takes to do dhikr for an hour, but how quickly a team
plays 60 minutes of basketball.

Funny how long a couple of hours spent at the Mosque are, but how short
they are when watching a movie.
Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray, but don't have
difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.

Funny how we get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra innings,
but we complain when a "Tarahwi" during Ramadhan is longer than the
regular time.

Funny how hard it is to read a section in the Quran, but how easy it is
to read 100 pages of a best selling novel.

Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but
scramble to get a back row at the Mosque so as to scramble out.

Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a Mosque event into
our schedule, but can adjust our schedule for other events at the last
moment.

Funny how hard it is for people to learn a simple khut'ba well enough to
tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand and
repeat gossip.

Funny how we believe what the newspaper says, but question what the
Quran says.

Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to
believe, or to think, or to say, or do anything.

Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread
like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord,
people think twice about sharing.

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SiHaM

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Alyisa: That is so true sister.

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Abdullahi

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THank you so much Alysia and Jasakalah.

I am really astonished how smart you are Illahey ha kuu saidiyo sister. Know one thing, we need so many like you to help us.

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Balqiis

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Asalama alaikum..sister

every thing you said is true....Jazakallahu khayra, and may allah swt guide us to the right path....and curse is to shaytaan rajiim who is always wispering to our ears...To do bad deeds..

asalama alaykum

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Waryaa

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Salama....

Alyisa=(-*_|_*-)

A standing ovation, before upon I offer anything....clap...clap....clap!
A chef d' oeuvre done!
Immaculate and amazingly astonishes me!
Indeed your endevour of this above statements were none to adjacent or linear, but a real-traced facts of our lives!
I am speechless, how astoundingly you performed!
Significant!
Manificent!

Farewell

Read On:::::::::

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Yaska

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Salaam...
Alyisa;
Jazzaaka Laah..for sharing the wisdom with us... Well said, Do you know why all these funny things happening ?....

Salaam 'Aleykum

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Anon

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Alyisa, thank you sister for sharing this. It will be nice to include the source also, so people can refer to it. It is important and fair to acknowledge the author. (I received this article from a friend, and may have the name of the author if you don't)

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Alyisa

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I receive it from friends too so I thought I'd share it. It didn't have an author all it said at the bottom was share it with all those you care about.

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anon

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Thank you Alyisa. I understand now. Forgive me if I sounded mean:)

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Tbone99

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ALYSIA,

Dear brotha/sista

SURE IT IS!

JAZAKALLAH KHAY!

I like to see mo of those poems!

peace!

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saafi

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Alisiya...girl that was beautiful!!!!!
keep going girl.

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replyer

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Sister that is true in our live because Shaydaan is the guy leading us to do bad things and misleading from right things.
thanks your reminder of well things.

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Anonymous

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Salaam
Tbone and i would like to marry u

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Anonymous

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Masha Allah sis but shouldn't this be in the Islamic coloumn.

Keep up tha hard work sis.

PEACE OUT

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