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BOYZ ONLY v.s LADAN'S ONLY

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (August 2000): BOYZ ONLY v.s LADAN'S ONLY
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MENHOOD

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Ladan, I want to hit you over the head, dart after dart. Cuz you a hatter sis.

First of all, yo PIGEONS know that yo can't live without us (MEN). Yo need us in everyway you can think about it:

*SEX (50/50)
*FINANCIAL
*PROTECTION
***********The list goes on but why boter!

-Should I keep on going? Nah! u got the point-

"A man is born with all the wisdom he needs for life,"

P.S. LADAN, SO LETS NOT DESCRIMINATE AND REGULATE...YO NEED US AND WE NEED YAH...LETS UNITE. Else, peace!

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Ladan

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Menhood!

Unreal! I never knew you had whole page opened up for me! What's next dear!

First you must all stop analyzing me....Cuz psychologically it's not right..for the mind state! Second! I am not men hatter...I just hate what some men do! I can't hate men...i have a father who happens to be a man....a brother...who sometimes is pain in the ass (but I love him dearly). So I can't hate all men! But what I hate is what some of my home boys do to get what they want! And the list goes on!

Even though..we need each other...I still didn't come interms with that fact...of needing each other...May be i will let you know...when that happens but before that I am a big member of the Single society....Which I am happy to be in!

So peace and love!

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MENHOOD

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Sista, LADAN:


I know where you comming from girl! Anywayz, who let you in HERE? This is only strict for my N.I.G.G.A.Z lol....am buggin.

Hey do me a favor and let me know when you get out of ya so call Single Society aight...I wanna holla at you cuz you seem like a very strong woman. And i like the fact that you stand up for ya rightz, no one can take that, peace!

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Ladan

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Menhood!

Offcourse I have to be here.....Cuz I thought you where abusing me! So I am here to defend my self! Nothing more!

About the holla thingy!!!!!!!!Man you nasty! Well dear lets not get creative about this ok! Lets keep it professional! We can holla later in life! When I am old and grumby amd I have no tooth!lol.

Stay strong!

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Mr Cool

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Children Children Children!
No holla business allowed! You guys must be over 18!

So menhood dude, is this room for all the men hatters or only for my girl Ladan? If it is for all the hatters then dear I have some complaints to make! hear me out... how come my name is not included in the picture? heheheheheh..... but i c is only for her.... but dear she is a big fan of the Single Society Club and also a member too.... so mhood no holla for you this season!

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MENHOOD

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WHUTUP!

THEN STEP OF MY PROPERTY MUTHAFUCKERZ

I REST MY CASE!


STRICTLY FOR MY NIGGAZ ONLY!
18+

LADAN, WHICH ONE ARE YOU?

1. HOOTCHIE
2. PIGEON
3. CHICKEN HEAD


PEACE!


MRS. COOL!

NIGGA SPEAK WHEN YOU ARE SPOKEN TO!

PEACE!

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Ladan

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Menhood

First get the name "Ladan off here".....and then go and learn some manners...Cuz that's what you missing1 Besides when people respect you....you should at least know when to respect back! How unfortunate! I was mistaken talking to little kids!

Mr cool
Sweety don't bother! Thanks for the moral ID support.

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MENHOOD

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LADAN,


AIN'T MAD ATCHA GIRL! JUST EXPRESSING MYSELF!


I RESPECT YAH!


PEACE!

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Ladan

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Alright! Just remember no heavy language!

Peace!

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MENHOOD

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LADAN!


LOL...let me ask you something, why is that you everywhere? and where do you get time to write all that B.S. in every subject up in here? lol, YOu know what I mean!

Just wondering yo age? and occupation?


peac!

keep doin what you doin!

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Ladan

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Menhood!

Now,Now, Now! I see we getting pesonal here! Well dear I am student so that's how I get the time to write, so I balance my time...by studying and writing in here! And writing in every subject I just like to express my ideas....I feel like they are needed..in the outside world!

About the age and accupation! Well I think I just give it away......I am guessing you might have trouble guessing my age group I will leave that to your imagination!


Peace!

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Anonymous

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I, am boy and I need somali girl about 17-19 so if you wanna send email here

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Ladan

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MENHOOD

Tell me why on earth did you abuse me on the page call "What's wrong with all the men and women in Australia" You know what bro you need help.....And I see you have some major problem with me! So you might want to leave me out of those dirty conversations with your so called hommies! Aight.

Annoy.

Dear You come to the wrong place!

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milk

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ladan

i c ur strong stated mind person.
sis.. like u said stay in school .relationship time will come whenever...but b4 dat stand up 4ur self aight

peace
luv ya sis
milk

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milk

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ladan

but what were u doing at 4.43am???????
huh
lol
mik

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AMRAN

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Lololol@@ haahhhhaaaa.....................

sorry but hey we should drop by some time.
byeeeeeeeeee

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Watchdog

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That is what happens when welfare kids get an appurtunity for the net. War iimaanka alaha idinka qade ordahaya wax barta intaad is cayn laheydeen---NACALADI IDINKU DHACDAY WAR WAXAN DARAN HALKEE LAGA SOO ARUURSHAY?

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Ladan

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Milk!

Sweety....Thanks for the adcive....And what was I doing at 4:34am at the library studying dear! and also writing in here! It's like a part time job!lol...Luv u too!

Amran!

Drop by anytime girl! So where is the other one....SALMA! Milk is that you salma! If so please yell out!

Watchdog!

Ha caytamin waryaa..Cidna labo jirkii ugama aad soo adkaan jirine!Soco oo shaqo yeelo ada on welfare ah!

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come'n'get it

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Haven't you guys ever heard of email. If you wanna chat to each other one 2 one then please do it via email n stop wasting space.

menhood
Are you really a man or just a little boy hoping that some day the hair (down below) will grow.
You may say that this is stictly over 18 but I doubt it that you are.

Go and grow up little boy then come n chat to us REAL WOMEN if you can handle it that is.

Ladan
Don't waste your time chating to invalids like him, they need a mother to look after then and cook them anjelo and malawah.

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MENHOOD

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Ladan:


We coool now gilr, i got nothing but respect for ya babby!


Peace!


COME'NGET'IT:


All I have to say to ya is diz:


MIND YA OWN FUKIN BUSINESS!


Peace!

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muna

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hey all of you get some fucking job and have something to do not writing net
you guys make me sick
next time get a fucking job or call 1800 pizza hot

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SAMIIRA

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HAHAHAHAHH I LOVE TIME like this why are we dessing each other and then saying we love each other wwoww i kind like it i get excited when i see bro and sisters trying to get with each othere in this crap why don't u guys use instant messege to get with each other if u wat ...................... u know hahahha just take a guess if u are worthed .......about 19 and older u know love ya all

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iyan

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wus up with all dis disrespect yall are doing up in here.

yall r broders n sisters yall need to stop this B.S n show some respect 2 each other.

or get da ???? up otta here n get some real ????? to do!!!!!!

peace!!

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Anonymous

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Mehood

I cannot believe what you just said about women
Maybe if you had a wise brain you wouldn't think likewise. I am not here to put you down bro but the way you think sucks

And I think if the word needing each other was invloved I would say that both sexes need one another but to be more exact and truthful !
We all know about Mariam ...nabi Isaa (pbuh) mother.. she had him without a man sexual participation ...am not saying this will happen but it just shows that Allah can make possible to live without u guysssssss ..so brothers we womens can live without ...but the Big question is can u ??????????

peace
gid bless ya with a abrain walaal
She had

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peace

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Ya know what...Ladan n Menhood ya 2 should chat in da chat rooms if ya wanna disrespect each other. Please dont' waste da page like it is your own web site..Thank you very much.
We the society appreciated...

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stranger

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THE MUSLIM WOMAN
>
>the muslim woman is the stem
>the muslim woman is a gem
>
>made from my rib
>watch over my crib
>
>i was lonely until you came
>without you how could it be the same?
>
>you bore me in pain
>but nursed me with pleasure
>
>hard work i owe you
>your respect beyond measure
>
>oh how the angels hovered
>that blessed day that you covered
>
>keeping your charms a suprise
>for the one with whom you make ties
>
>a guard you proudly keep
>from eyes that do more than peep
>
>a duty that i would struggle to do
>so God made it a blessing for you
>
>hiding such beautiful hairs
>hiding from exessive stares
>
>in honored distinguishment,above those who don't care
>who feel no shame,in being so bare
>
>oh how i must strive to support you
>oh how could i ever abort you?
>
>the line between us is fine
>for your job is just as hard as mine
>
>but together we make a team
>seeking the siraatul-mustaqeem(straight path)
>
>your submission to God,is my greatest attraction
>your understanding of his word,is my greatest satisfaction
>
>truly you are the backbone,yes you are the stem
>truly muslim woman,you are a precious gem

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Maimuna

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what is this the fag room. ladan don't go as low as them sis.

take care.

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kuku man

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To: kuligiin who are invisible generation.
ciyaalsuuqnimo faaiido malahee maad wax fiican kuhadashaan hadii ay idinku cusubtahay caydana north america waxaa ku yaala cayda iyo intercourse education ee aada hana naga wasaqaynina netka shut up your filty mouths
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!

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SOFIA A.

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THIS IS THE FUNNIEST WRITTEN CONVERSATION THAT I HAVE EVER READ. AS MUCH AS I CAN READ SOMALI, THE PART ABOUT THE WELFARE KIDS AND THE MALAWAX AND ANJELO WAS THE FUNNIEST. THOSE WHO ARE SAYING TO STOP USING THIS AS A CHAT ROOM ARE RIGHT, BUT IT WON'T BE THE SAME WITH ALL THE OTHERS IN HERE. THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS. PEACE-SOFIA

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Hafza

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To Stranger.

I think you're right about that and that they should respect women.
CAUSE YA'LL HAVE A MOTHER OR SISTER END SOME OF YOU A WIFE.

thanks bro!

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Lee

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I got this one for ya'll.
this •••• ain't good coz i know 90% of ya'll
atleast had welfare, so why don't ya'll have
some respect for the welfare society.

To Watchdog,
I think u' also had some welfare if you are not
still on. Runta sheeg!

To
Come'n'get it
what do you call a man, i bet you can't cook
Angelo &Malawah.

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