Qalanjo | Unrecorded Date Once upon a time there was a family which consisted of a mother, father and their sun. The parents had a very dirty language and used to shout each other all the time. The litlle boy was very courious about anything that his parents say. it was a day before the christmas morning when the parents where urguwing about their christmas shopping. so the father said to his wife "you bitch", and the mother replied " you Dickhead". The Litte boy asked his dad what "Bitch was" so the father told the little boy: " Ohh it is Coat" The little boy said what about dickhead mum The mother replied: " ohh it is a type of a " Hat". The next day, the little boy was passing by the bathroom when he heard his dad saying "Shitxx", because he cut him self while he was shaving. The little boy couldn’t resist to know waht the word "Shitxx" He asked his dad...Daddy what is "Shitxx". The dad replied " OHH it is this white cream that you put your face before you shave" the boy said ok... While he was walking down the corridor, he heard him mum saying "Fuckxx", because she cut finger while she was preparing the Christmas turkey. The little boy asked again him mum what "Fuckxx" was, The mother said, "OOH it is the stuffing for the turkey". After a while Grandpa and Grandma knocked the door And the little boy run and opened the door saying: " Hi Grandpa and grandma let me hang your "Bitches" and "Dickheads", Dad is putting "Shitxx" on his face and Mum is "Fucking the turkey"... The grandpa and grandma shocked to death... I found it funny and thought I should tell to my Somali Bro & Sisters, If you do not find it funny, please keep your bad comments to yourself. Waad wada mahadsantihiin walaalayaasha soomaaliyeed meel waliba ey joogan... |