     Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
A husband and wife were in bed, the wife had turned over to go to sleep but the man decided to read. after a minute he stopped, put his hand between his wif's legs and fondled her.then he stopped and went back to reading his book.as he did so,is wife turned round,sat up and took off her clothes.(what are you doing that for?) asked her husband. well,after what you've just done, I thought you wanted sex.
OH no,not at all. he replied.
then why were you playing with my pussy?
I couldn't turn the pages of my book. he said |
| Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
ur one sick puppy. lol. even though i loved it. |
| DJ | Unrecorded Date
lol man u must be crazy to write something like that for real. How kind of husband is he anyway. I sure i would ask for D right there pls. Hell no he just made her horn but then he stop....man I need sorry for her. |
| anonymz | Unrecorded Date
Lol@@@@@@@@! |
| Dhuhle | Unrecorded Date
LOl I guess you wanted make us laugh, but we are not, so think twice man. |
| Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
i love this, everyone is just too stressed and very politicaly correct. life's too short |
| Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
lol - It is very funny but gross too:) |
| abdul | Unrecorded Date
Yow let me tell you this son. That was ugly man. Please next time correct your self son I am telling you that is my word. |
| Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
i think that happened with u |
| darwiish | Unrecorded Date
to;ninka waxan abuuray: xishood duqa ,masyaride islayaab,hadii 14lakugu keenay oo aad embassy-ga sidaa ku soo dhaaftay ha,uqaadan inaad jirto,xusuuso da,daadii embassy-ga ka hor ,marlabaad xishood yaa bidaar dheere. waad xujoobi marka labaad aad waxan oo kale aad soo qorto. |
| michael | Unrecorded Date
this just sums u up lol. an IDIOT. |
| Hitman | Unrecorded Date
lol! That was funny,son. Keep 'em rollin. |
| faiza | Unrecorded Date
what a sick joke
some of us might find it funny but tell us something silly not something gross |
| bitch | Unrecorded Date
Get a life man..... |
| ayan | Unrecorded Date
lol.tooooooooo funny,was it your life story |
| WESTSIDE0007 | Unrecorded Date
THIS STORY GREAT STORY?!!! |
| BLACKMASK | Unrecorded Date
LOL LOL LOL LOL THAT WAS FUNNY, U GOT ME LOL DUDE, GIMME SOMEMO'E OF DIS FUNY JOKS
PECE |
| Khalid | Unrecorded Date
Can a joke cause an ulcer in your stomach? Can a joke create so much pressure to pop the air in you ears? Can you laugh so loud the moment you remember the joke regardless of where you are?
The answers to the above questions is YES, and the prove is here.
Respect to you Anonymous. |
| Khalid | Unrecorded Date
A compliment to you Anonymous - Check this out
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.
As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it."
"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a really nice, tight-looking ass!!!!!!!" |
