     CUNAAYE | Unrecorded Date
$5000 Cow
A downeast couple who had never been any farther west than the local store decided
to go on a vacation driving across the country just to be able to see it before they got
too old.
They had driven about a day and a half when they happened upon a for sale sign at
the end of a farmer's driveway advertising a cow for sale. The sign said " Cow For
Sale $5000."
They passed by the sign and drove a little ways when the husband said that he was
going back to see the cow, because he had never seen a $5000 cow.
He drove up to the farmer's house and knocked on the door and asked the farmer to
see the cow. Upon looking at the cow it looked just like any other cow so he asked
the farmer why it was worth $5000. The farmer took him around back of the cow
and showed him that the cow a cunt just like a woman. He said he guessed that it was
worth the $5000 that the farmer was asking.
They left and started on their way and he kept saying "It just ain't fair.. .....It just ain't
fair.....It just ain't fair." finally the wife said "What ain't fair?" And he said "Theres that
farmer who has a cow with a cunt like a woman worth $5000......and here I am got a
woman with a cunt like a cow, ain't worth 5 cents. |
