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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (August 2000): Bar joke
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Mawliid Yusuf

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This guy walks into a bar and 2 steps in, he realizes it's a gay
>bar.
> >>"But what the heck", he thinks,
> >>"I really want a drink." When the gay bartender approaches, he says to
>the
> >>customer,
> >>"What is the name of your Penis?"
> >>The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that, all I want is a
>drink."
> >>The bartender says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me
>the
> >>name of your penis. Mine for
> >>instance, is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy at the
>end
> >>of the bar calls his SNICKERS,
> >>because 'It Really Satisfies."
> >>
> >>The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give
>him
> >>a little while to think it over.
> >>So the customer asks the man sitting to his left sipping a beer, "Hey
>bud,
> >>what's the name of your penis?"
> >>The man looks over and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty customer
> >>asks, "Why Timex?" The
> >>fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!"
> >>
> >>A little shaken, the customer turns to the guy on his right, who is
>sipping
> >>a fruity Margarita and says,
> >>"So, what do you call your penis?" The man turns to him and exclaims,
> >>"Ford, because 'Quality is Job 1'."
> >>Then he add, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
> >>
> >>Even more shaken, the customer sits and thinks for a couple of minutes,
> >>then he turns to the
> >>bartender and states, "The name on my penis is SECRET. Now give me my
> >>beer!"
> >>
> >>The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled
>look
> >>asks, "Why Secret?" The
> >>customer replies, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR A
> >>WOMAN!"

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Anonymous

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very funny joke Mawliid. it really made me laugh out loud!

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Anonymous

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THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY... LOL

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Anonymous

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Yo! nigga that is some funny •••• man I'am luvin, Yo if I was judge I would give u 10!. Because yours is the funniest joke I have ever read it in the internet, because I have not read the rest of the jokes.

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