Mawliid Yusuf | Unrecorded Date This guy walks into a bar and 2 steps in, he realizes it's a gay >bar. > >>"But what the heck", he thinks, > >>"I really want a drink." When the gay bartender approaches, he says to >the > >>customer, > >>"What is the name of your Penis?" > >>The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that, all I want is a >drink." > >>The bartender says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me >the > >>name of your penis. Mine for > >>instance, is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy at the >end > >>of the bar calls his SNICKERS, > >>because 'It Really Satisfies." > >> > >>The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give >him > >>a little while to think it over. > >>So the customer asks the man sitting to his left sipping a beer, "Hey >bud, > >>what's the name of your penis?" > >>The man looks over and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty customer > >>asks, "Why Timex?" The > >>fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!" > >> > >>A little shaken, the customer turns to the guy on his right, who is >sipping > >>a fruity Margarita and says, > >>"So, what do you call your penis?" The man turns to him and exclaims, > >>"Ford, because 'Quality is Job 1'." > >>Then he add, "Have you driven a Ford lately?" > >> > >>Even more shaken, the customer sits and thinks for a couple of minutes, > >>then he turns to the > >>bartender and states, "The name on my penis is SECRET. Now give me my > >>beer!" > >> > >>The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled >look > >>asks, "Why Secret?" The > >>customer replies, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR A > >>WOMAN!" |