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     | Unrecorded Date AYAAN BAA ODAY WAXAA KU DHACAY INGIRIISKA BUU IMAADAY KADIB GURI BAA LASIIYAY SUU GURIGIISA ISAGAJOOGAY AYAANTII DANBE BARANBARO BAA KA DHALATAY ODAYGII INTUU ISKU NAXAY BUU KUWII GURYAHA UYEERAY SO HE COULDN'T SPEAK ENGLISH INTII YARIISTA AHAYD UU JAJABSADAY SO HE SAID " A LOT OF SMALL ANIMAL IN MY HOUSE" GAALADII WAY ISKU NAXEEN MARKAY GURIGIISA IMAADEEN SO THEY SAID "JESUS" MARKAASUU ODAYGII SOOMAALIGA AHAA YIRI "YES ALOT OF JESUS IN MY HOUSE" YAX YAX YAX INGIRIIS QURUNLE
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| | Unrecorded Date I really enjoyed the joke man...thanks
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| | Unrecorded Date to canjeelo waaw bro this is nice one
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| | Unrecorded Date Nigga, it's really a good one, wa'funny!!!!!!!
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| | Unrecorded Date ha hahaha aha ha ha ha LOL@Canjeelo.... Nice one...Thanks War ninyahow maxaad ii ceebeysey...bal i eeg waa inigii isku qoslaayeee
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| | Unrecorded Date ala qosal badanaa
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| | Unrecorded Date That ia very funny bal tana fiiri waxaa jirtey gabar reer waqooyi ah iyo wiil reer xamar ah ayaa is date gareeyey dabadeed habeen habeenada kamid ah ayaa malaha gabarta inta ay dhowr jeer soo wacday wiilka ayey guririgiisa ka wayday kadibna maalintii danbe ayey heshay markaas bay waxay ku tiri (walaal baryahan oo dhan baa ku soo garaacayey ee maxaad ii soo garaaci wayday) wiilkii ayaa ugu wiilkii aa intuu naxay ku yiri walaal hadalee is baraney garaacidaa sheegaysid maxaa waaye oo uu ola jeeday baashaal iyaduna waxay ula jeeday phone call gabartii baa inta xanaaqday ku tiri hadii aad sidan u hadlaysid dib danbe kuu soo garaaci maayo dabadeedna telephonkii isa saartay wiilkii oo yaaban baa saxiibkii u sheegay arinta dhacday dabadeedna saaxiibkii baa inta qoslay ku yiri dabaal yahow gabadha waad fahmiwaydey.
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| | Unrecorded Date Beri hore sidetamadii bilowgeedi ayaa waxaa noo martiyay nin soomaali ah, markiiba waxaan la yeelanay wareysi yar oo ku saabsanaa safarkiisa, (waxa kasta hagaagbeyn ahayeen hal neger amerikaan keliya ayaa nala socday). Asagii isuma jeedo Markaasaan ku niri reer Sweden uma kala soocna haddi aad tahay neger amerikaan ama neger soomaali markasta neger isku hal ah ayaad tihiin.
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| | Unrecorded Date canjeelo to: amsterdam waryaa iska jir jonge ik ben geen nigga of wat je denkt GABAR BAAN AHAY.... een foutje kan geen kwaad
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| | Unrecorded Date CANJEELO YOU SHOULD BE THANKING THE FANS NOT INSUTLING THEM.
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| | Unrecorded Date waxaa jirey nin lahaa maqaaxi laga cabo sharaabka,ninkaa dadka xaafadda degan waxaa ku tilmaami jireen inuu yahay baqeel,maalin maalmaha ka mid ah ayaa nin u yimid ninkii baqeelka ahaa ninkii ayaa wuxuu weydiistey biyo uu cabo markaa ayuu ninkii baqeelka ahaa u keenay caano qabow ninkii ayaa intuu yaabey oo ku yiri walaal maxaay dadka baqeel kugu tilmaamaan waayo aniga oo biyo madow ku weydiistey ayaad caano ii keentey ninkii baqeelka ahaa ayaa wuxuu jawaabey caanaha haddii uu jiir ku dhici laheyn kuma keeneen..
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| | Unrecorded Date hoi mr canjelo je moet opleten
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| | Unrecorded Date to: ciyaal faay WAT ZEG JE wie moet opletten en trouwens het is mrs canjeelo bedankt jongens....
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| | Unrecorded Date to:Anonymous Sorry man.. to:the rest THANKS EVERYBODY I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED THE JOKE
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| | Unrecorded Date to: ciyaal faay WAT ZEG JE wie moet opletten en trouwens het is mrs canjeelo bedankt jongens....
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| | Unrecorded Date wat denken jullie HORTA RESPECT MAN
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| | Unrecorded Date YOW GIVE ALL THE RESPECT DE MENSEN KOM OUT NEDERLAND
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| | Unrecorded Date Ik kom zelf ook uit nederland jongen maar ik snap niet wat je bedoeld met JE MOET OPLETTEN....
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| | Unrecorded Date HI CANJEELO SORRY ABOUT THAT FIRST OF ALL MA LA GU QABAA MASE SINGEL BAA TAHAY SECOND HADAAN LAGU QABIN WAANU KAFTAMI KARNAA HADII KALE WAA INAAN NINKA KU QABO IYO ADIGUBA AAN RECPECT IDIIN SIIYO WAAYO RAGU MA JECLA IN DUMARKOODA LALA KAFTAMO ANIGUBA MA OGOLAADEEN WAR ISOO SII SIS
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| | Unrecorded Date To:Ciyaal Faay First of all mala iqabo but bro you should be respecting me anyway.... Maar ik snap nog steeds niet wat je bedoeld met OPLETTEN...
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| | Unrecorded Date CANJEELO I RECPETING YOU AS MY SISTER BUT SORRY HADAD KAXAAQDAY EREYGAAS OMDAT SOMALIAN JUNGES ZIJN GEVAARLIJK DAT IS WHAT IK BEDOEL MOET HEEL GOOD OPLETTEN
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| | Unrecorded Date This is not even funny. What is the point? Where is the JOKE? Hello, I did not laught! Please do not waste the space.
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| | Unrecorded Date waryaa ilmo cali dhareerow intee joogtin kaalaya macabsateen
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| | Unrecorded Date Dear Ladan The joke is on the top of the page HADAA SOMALI AQRIN KARTID.... peace...
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| | Unrecorded Date TO:WASAAYE horta maku waydiin karaa... what kind of •••• name is wasaaye????? {is that all you do} GIVE ME A BREAK...
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| | Unrecorded Date Whatis up to all the pretty girls and the real brother, and the suckers eat a dick. Anyway, this story about BARANBARO man I have heard it several times in different countries. What is up with that?
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| | Unrecorded Date WARYAADA MAAD SOO QORTAAN,JOKES MAXEY TAHAY SHEEKEYSIGA WAAN FA HANEY INAAD HOLAND KA TIMAADEEN. TANNA DHAGEEYSTA. Wiil HOLLAND deggen yaa ka soo gudbey stop light-ka oo guduudan mar kaasaa poliskii qabtay wuxuu u sheegay in meeshuu ka yimid guduudka markuu yahay eey dadka dhaafi jireen isagoo is leh ha lagu sii daayo,laakiin askarigii ayaa ka naxay oo soo ka xeeyay oo is yiri this niger baabuurtaa jiiri doonta mar kaasaa koorso loo furay sida wadooyinka loo dhaafo,hadduu maalin gooyana caydhaa laga jari.wuu soo cararay oo mareykanka ayuu iska dhiibay,sidii yoo kale ayuu sameeyay,waa la xirey waana la dhoofiyey gaalkacyo ayuu sidii yoo kale ku sameeyay,baabuur ayaa jug siiyay nasiib darro askari qabto ma uu helin,ee isagii ayaa dacwo loo qabsaday waayo baabuur ordaayo ayuu joojiyay.
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| | Unrecorded Date sheekada sidey u macaaneyd ayaad gadaal kahaleesay waayo holland garaney iyo mareykan iney stop light leeyihin laakin gaalkacyo xagey kala timid stop lightka muqdishan stop light ka weyney waase gaalkacyo next time wax dhici kara soo qor hadii kale don't wist of your time
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| | Unrecorded Date to mandela iskadaa anonymous hakaa riyoodee malaha wuxuu uqabaa in halkaa stoplicht ayleedahay! peace and love bye to all
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| | Unrecorded Date voor: canjeelo dat was lachen zeg. goed zo sis, je hebt ciyaal faay op zijn plaats gezet. het beste ermee, sis.
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| | Unrecorded Date waar aaway wixii wax sheegi jirey aaway mandela 24
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| | Unrecorded Date HAAHAHAHAHHA LOL SO WHER IS JUSIS NOW?????
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| | Unrecorded Date CANJEELO shaahii baa lagaa iloobay miyaa. subag iyo sonkor isku dar omdat je zoooo gaaar bent.
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| | Unrecorded Date reer holand,netherland or heneinken saxiibayaalow meesha maxaa u malaynaysaan saxiibayaalow xarfahaan kala jeedjeedo naga dhaafa waan ku wareernee! saaxiibayaalow waxaan idin waydiinayaa holand qamiir maka furan yahay sababtoo ah waxaan joogaa meel la dhaho northwest territory oo iskiimoos waxaan aheen aysan joogin iyo tedy bear sababtoo ah waxaa iigu danbaysay beer,kelyo,caloolay,maskax,carab,muufo,soor, salbuko,canbuulo galay,canjeelo iyo saliid macsaro labo iyo labaatan sano kahor!
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| | Unrecorded Date TO ILMO CAANO BOORO HOLLAND NAGA DHAAFA SHEEKADA BILAA MICNAHA
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| | Unrecorded Date Ayaan baa waxaa is guursaday wiil iyo gabar reer baydhabo ah, waxaa loo dhigay aroos wayn oo xoolo lagu qalay, kadib markii cayaartii iyo arooskii dhamaaday ayey caruuskii iyo caruuskii gurigoodii lagu sii sakootiyey ayna hoosta ka xirteen qolkii jiifka, wiilkii baa hadal bilaabay oo gabadhii ku yiri ariirey ay daar daar laga fadee, kadib gabadhii inta fiirisay ayey ku tiri ninkii dibigiisa la gowra'ay aad daar daar laga fadee, kadibna wiilkii dhiiro baa gashay I hope you liked
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| | Unrecorded Date correction caruuskii iyo caruusadii baan kawadaa magacaygu waa Madoobe,reer Howlwadaag
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| | Unrecorded Date hoi jongens ik woon in Amsterdam ik zoek een leuke somalishe jongen, maar ik kan geen een vinden want ze zijn allemaal homos
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| | Unrecorded Date Aan geile kut Geen wonder dat je niemand kan vinden. wie wil nou met een hoer? waar werk je? Bij de muraayadaha????? Trouwens, ik denk dat je zelf een homo bent of een zielige mietje die aandacht te kort is en zo aandacht wil trekken.
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| | Unrecorded Date To: Hanad Can translate that to either English or Somali pls. Anuun af jini ma kasyana nooh,,, Ceebla
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| | Unrecorded Date to hanad ho,ho jongen. het is wel terecht dat je boos bent, maar je hoef toch niet die groffe taal te gebruiken. cool down, bro
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| | Unrecorded Date walaal waad slamantahay
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| | Unrecorded Date to geile kut and hanad hahahahhah wat passen jullie bij alkaar zeg! hanad verwen de de arme geile kut wijf jonge en rustig met haar ze zei alleen wat haar duwars zit veel sucses en maak jullie wat er van daag
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| | Unrecorded Date Ga Nederlands leren Regelaar
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| | Unrecorded Date To,joker man Dat is verry funny
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| | Unrecorded Date het lijkt wel of we in nl zijn. iedereen zit gewoon nederlands te kletsen. hanad ga zelf ook nl leren. want je bent ook niet beter
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| | Unrecorded Date to sahra dank wel zus jij ben de einige die dat wel ziet to hanad jonge wanner kan ik jouw en geile kut feliceteren lol als je niet tegen gienjes kont blijf lekker mij je ouders want hier is nog mooelijk voor je!ok daaaaaaaaaaaag alle kaaskopen
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| | Unrecorded Date Sahra.. Ik weet niet waar je zit sis, maar we zijn ook in NL. Regelaar sorry bro, maar ik snap echt niet waar je het over hebt. volgens mij weet je zelf ook niet wat je schrijft. schrijf in het somalisch, mischien is het dan wel te verstaan.
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| | Unrecorded Date to hanad een ding is wel zeker, hanad je kan niet tegen geintje. als je iemand wilt uitlullen, dan moet je ook niet ieder keer zeggen men ik weet niet waar je over hebt. is het moeilijk te verstaan, wat het op scherm staat. voordat je vergeten bent, dit is een somalinet, het is bedoelt voor iedereen...dus niet alleen mensen uit nl, dat is wat ik bedoel "het lijkt wel of in nl zijn" aqli lix saac dat je bent, ga naar je mammie als je niet kan praten. daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag mensen uit nl
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| | Unrecorded Date how how how sahra... Xagee kaa taabtay sis..? Bal marka hore is deji, Aniga nin "geile kut" ladhaho aan isla haysanaye, maxaa meesha ku soo dhexgeliyey? Maxaase ii caynaysaa, aniga miyaan ku caayey? Of voel je je aangesproken omdat je "geile kut" zou zijn? Waxaan ku oran lahaa aflagaadada waa ceeb sis..
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| | Unrecorded Date Joke.. Hadda ka hor ayaa waxaa dhintay madaxweyne Ruush ah oo la oranjirey "Brezcnef". Dhimashadiisa ka dib ayaa waxaa maqlay nin muqdisho waqtigaas joogay, markaas ayuu gaarsiiyey rag asxaabtiisa ka mid ah, wuxuuna yiri: "Arey maanta Brezcnef aa dhindhay" mid ka mid ah asxaabtii ayaa wuxuu yiri "Arey xagow ku dhindhay?" kii baa yiri "Ar Moskow ku dhindhay", kii su'aasha weydiiyey ayaa wuxuu u qaatay in ninka moos(banana) ku dhintay, markaas buu yiri "Arey moos laguma dhindhee, ma qolofkow ku liqay?" qax qax qax..... bye all.
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| | Unrecorded Date TO: HANAD LOL@@@@ FUNNY ONE.....And speaking of Russians.. read this:- Beri waxaa is raacay Siad Barre,Husni Mubbarak & Gorbachov.Waxey aheyd very impossile for the pilot to say where they are due to Ceyryaamo.Anyway Diyaarad iyagoo saaran Gorbachov Pilotkii diyaarada wadey ku order gareeyey inuu istaajiyo planeka..Wuxuu yiri,"Let me off,I am in Russia".Siad Barre isaagoo yaaban buu weydiiyey siduu u gartey wadankiisa.Gorbachov wuxuu ugu jawaabey I know coz I put my hand out and I felt qabooow za'id ah.They let him off.After a while Husni Mubbarak baa pilotkii ku yiri ii jooji bal aan degeee.Siad Barre asked him the same question. Mubbarak said waan ogahay innaan Qahira joogo coz gacanta markaan banaanka dhigay waxaa lai siiyey a book from The Islamic University and ceysh & khubz fara badan.He got off tooo.Siad Barre ayaa ku soo harey diyaaradii after a couple of hours isna wuxuu ku yiri pilotkii ii jooji I am in SOMALIA....The pilot said,"How do you know that Sir"?Siad Barre wuxuu yiri I know innan dalkeygii joogo because markaan gacanta banaanka u saarey baa Saacadii iyo faraantiga laiga furtay.... Peace TROUBLE
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| | Unrecorded Date Lol.. Troublegirl.@@@ That was a good one.. Sidaas kuwad sis..
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| | Unrecorded Date heheheh lol@@@@@@@@@@@@ so funny brother and reallly appreciated ok ,.....
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| | Unrecorded Date TO: Hanad and TroubleGirl;; Hah hah hah hah ahha aha ah ahaahahahahahahaha That was v.funny indeed..Thanks a lot, Give us more jokes.. (Afkiina caano lagu qabey) Ceebla
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| | Unrecorded Date Here is my contribution::: Nin reer baadiye ah ayaa maalin wuxuu yimid xamar. Siduu u socdey ayaa caloosha laga qabtey, Mana yaqaan in la isticmaalo Musqul(Tiolet). Marka wuxuu yimid meel yara banaan ah oo eey ku yaalaan Geedaha loo yahaan "TiiTiin", Markuu saxaradii dhameeyey ayaa wuxuu raadshey wax uu isaga tirtiro, markaas ayuu wuxuu goostey gabal Tiitiin ah si uu isaga tirtiro. kadib markuu tirtirtey ayuu wuxuu dareemey xanuun. Wuxuu ku soo laabtey baadiye, isagoo jabkiisa qarsanaaya. Maalin dambe ayaa waxaa u yimid saaxiibkiisa oo u socda Xamar..Markaas ayuu wuxuu ula dardaarmey saaxiibkiisa isagoo leh;;; Ninka: Arooy Xamar ha tagin Saaxiibkii: Haye Ninka: Minaad tagtana ha xaarin Saaxiibka: Haye Ninka: Minaad xaartana ha tirtiran, arooy Walax dhiig u eg aa kaa soo baxaa he;; That is the end;; Have fun Peace Ceebla
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| | Unrecorded Date Lol ceebla.. hahahah... Waad iga qoslisay.. Bal hada kanna akhriso... Laba nin oo suuqley ah ayaa waxay arkeen nin khamro ka dhergey oo sarkhaansan, mid ka mid ah ayaa wuxuu yiri: "Ar Xaamuud Igaarka xaa helay?" xaamuud: "Ee waa sarkhaansan yahay", kii wuxuu garan waayey sarkhaanka wuxuu yahay, markaas uu weydiiyey: "Arey sarkhaan xuu yahay"? Xaamuud: "minaad cadceedoo kulul dhucey macsaro ah cabto seed naqee?" kii baa yiri "Ee waa sariira" Xaamuud: " Ee waa sariirsan yahay igaarkan".
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| | Unrecorded Date Beri ayaa waxaa jiray nin faqiir oo aan wax xoola ah laheyn dameer mooyaana.Dameerka ayuu xaabo ku raran jiray kana soo saari jiray nololmaalmeedkiisa waxaana caawin jirtay xaaskiisa oo suuqa ku iiban jirtay xaabada ay dameerka kusoo raraan.Dameerkii waa weynaaday xaabadiina waa uu qaadi kari waayey.Isagoo yaaban oo wuxuu sameeyo garan la'a ayuu arkey habar danbiil basbaas ah wadata.Basbaaskii ayuu qaaday wuxuuna futada ka mariyay dameerkii islamarkiiba dameerkii wuu orday ninkiina wuu daba orday.Ninkii wuu gaari waayey.Ninkii basbaaskii ayuu isagiina futada marsaday si uu u gaaro. Siddii caadadu aheyd ninka iyo dameerkiisa waxay sii mari jireen naagtiisa si ay u caawiso. Ninkii iyo dameerkii oo ordaya ayaa xuf ku dhaafay markaasey naagtii sii fiirisay iyadoo mooday iney usoo noqonayaan.Ninkii intii uu soo fiiriyay ayuu dhahay naa naga soo daba basbaaseyso.
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| | Unrecorded Date TO ANONYMOUS LOL.. KAN HORAAN U AQAANAY.. THANKS ANYWAY..
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| | Unrecorded Date To: Hanad kan ma maqashey Maalin ayaa waxaa isla socdey seddex aalkulisto oo sarkhaansan. Wey cabsanaayeen. Iyagoo ag maraya meel misaajid u dhow ayaa waxay maqleen aaddaan iyadoo oo maqrib ah. Mid ayaa soo boodey oo wuxuu yiri aaddaankani waa Duhur. Kii labaad ayaa wuxuu yiri aaddaanka waa Casir. Waxaa meesha ka dilaacey muran. Kii seddexaad ayaa soo boodey oo wuxuu ku yiri labadiinaba waad qaldan tihiin ee aaddaan ma ahee ee waa tijaabo makrafoonka lagu sameeynaayo.
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| | Unrecorded Date Lol Karos.. Bal kan maqal Sar dadka waalwaal lagu xareeyo ayaa waxaa soo booqday ninkii madaxda ka ahaa, markaas aa waxaa arkay nin nimanka waalwaalan ka mid ah oo derbiga kore ka soo kaadinaya, markuu ninkii madaxda ahaa kor eegay ayuu kii waalnaa kaadidii joojiyey. Ninkii madaxda ahaa ayaa yiri war ninkii kaadida iga joojiyey ha looyeero waxaan u malaynayaa in uu caafimadaye. markii ninkii loo yeeray oo la weydiiyey sababta uu ninka madaxda ah kaadida uga joojiyey, ayuu ku jawaabay "ma inaan waalanahay baa imoodeen, sow kaadidayda intuu soo qabsado kor iigu imaan maayo"
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| | Unrecorded Date To: Hanad LOL... kan horaan u maqley Thanks anyway.. kan fiiri Maalin ayaa Siyaad Bare wuxuu booqasho ku tagey Maana koobiyo(Meesha dadka waalan lagu xiro). Intuusan imaan ayaa waxa la keeney nin oo markaas soo waashey oo keeney seddex qof oo cidihiisa ah oo garba duub ku keeney meesha. Ninkii waalnaa markuu arkey Siyaad Bare oo la socda sideed askar oo waardiya ah oo qorigooda wata, ayaa wuxuu yiri ar maanta qof anigaba iga daran ayaa la keeney, qof kani waxa uu soo haleeyey wax yar ma ba ahee.
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| | Unrecorded Date to: canjeelo adi too oo Den Haag miraayadaha ka shaqeeso aa u war egtahay amaaba iyada tahay? maar ik moet wel toegeven je had grappige verhalen te vertellen ciyaal Holland neh iska ilaaliyee san ku cunin Aisha ben je die ene uit Rotterdam\ Hanad goed gedaan Jongen...maskiinta sahro eheed waa ka cabsisiisay Geile kut niemand wil je stinkende kut neuken ga ergens anders vieze hoer Regelaar je nederlnds is fucking slecht jongen ga terug naar taal school
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| | Unrecorded Date GREETINGS FROM THE BREDA-EMPIRE
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| | Unrecorded Date TO pie-de-electric waraa edb yeelo aan kuleeyahay gabadha sharafta ha ooga ciyaarin waxaan umaleenaa inaad walaashaa ku qaldeyso marka ayadii maha let my sis alone other wase you will be in troubble
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| | Unrecorded Date Malka, I really liked the joke. It was very funny,lol. thanks, alot. Add more jokes like this one. Jow
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| | Unrecorded Date Dr CONGO oh •••• i'm realy scraed now oooooooh yaa isku maleesay neh....u ain't •••• fool by the way which one is ur so called "sister" the Bitch? the Ho'? the Slut? or don't u recognise HER with her real name
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| | Unrecorded Date to pik_de_electrik waraa be a man waa cabsanee anoo kula joogin maxaa u maleen laheed hadaan kula joogo any way i am not child like you adoo kale markii wax loo sheeguu is waalaa marka igaarkaagaan yar xaan isaga kaa daalinaa go find some one in your age son
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| | Unrecorded Date Jeg har set mange der kan skriver tyskkesom sprog. Hvad sker med Dansk/Somalisk menesker, kan de ikke commer paa nettet...eller ej. Hvis der er nogen der kan skrive sadan dansk sprog, vill du vaere sod og fortaelle somalisk fra Amsterda, til at stoppe deres skede sprog.
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| | Unrecorded Date CANJEERO YOU ARE A SUCH A GOOD JOKER AND APRECIATE FOR YOUR TIME AND EFFORT THAT YOU UNDERTOOK TO PUT TOGETHER SUCH MARVELOUS JOKES,BUT YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND ONETHING,RESPECTING THE OTHERS AND THEIR FREEDOM OF TELLING THEIR OWN STORIES,THAT IS NOT A DEMAND,IT IS THE LAW AND YOU HAVE TO OBEY.
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| | Unrecorded Date Akhyaarta wax lagu qoslo soo qora.. Naga daaya muranka iyo is dhaleecaynta. waad mahadsantihiin.
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| | Unrecorded Date to: pik_de_elekticiteit wat voor naam is pik_ de_elektriciteiet. ik weet niet of je dom bent of niet, maar hoe kan je de elektriciteit pakken. weet je wat, steek je vinger in de stopcontact, dan pas zie wat voor een effect het elektriciteit heeft. over je opmerking dat hanad me bang heeft gemaakt, dat staat nergens op. hoe kan hij me bang maken. met woorden schiet je toch niks mee op. je kan toch niet met woorden, iemand op zijn stuipen jagen. denk na men, voor dat je iets zegt. maar volgens mij, je hebt niet eens hersenen hebt om na te denken, vandaar dat je onzins kletst. als je moeite hebt om dit te begrijpen, dan ben jij degene die zo nodig naar taalschool moet gaan. mij kan je niet uitlullen. daaaaaaaaaaaaaag dom kop
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| | Unrecorded Date Hey Sahra first of all u don't even know what the name means so hush up Little GirL. ik zal je eens fijn uitleggen wat mijn naam voor staat. ok Soomaali: Guska korontada ahaay Nederlands: Vibrator Vlaams: KutBrommer en Franstalige Belgen noemen het: Pik de electric Snap je het nu ""slimmerik"? of moet ik het nog beter uit leggen? en Trouwens zo te zien kun je dat goed gebruiken en de volgende keer voordat je iemand vooraap wilt zetten dan moet je eerst goed onderzoeken de onderwerp waarover je gaat praten. Anders sta je zelf voor AAP by the way don't take it personal SHORTY 'couse that ain't good 4 ur HEART my Dear......lol......ahahahahahaha Bye Sister p.s. als je wil babbelen dat moet je dat hier niet doen dat moet je naar de CHATroom. Tenslotte daarvoor is een chatroom Gemaakt
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| | Unrecorded Date to all the kaaskopen ik ben op zoek naar geile wijf die goed is in bed any of yows let me knew daggggggg kaaland.
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| | Unrecorded Date TO WASHAKH WASAKH SCHAT IK WAS OOK OPZOEK NAAR EN MAN DIE PANPERS KAN WISSELEN WANT IK HEB WAT JE WIL MAAR IK HEB OOK EEN KIND DUSSS ZIJN WE MET ALKAAR MEE ENEENS? DOOOOOI ALL ANDER KAASKOPPEN
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| | Unrecorded Date to pik-electric loop in de hel man. ik hoef helemaal niet met je te babbelen. je was degene die al die meisje ging uitschelden. je hebt geen manier. die kut naam past wel bij jou. daaaaaaaaag
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| | Unrecorded Date Sahra hahahahahahahaha ik lach me dood BabyG. Nou Nou jij wordt snel kwaad zeg Wie zegt dat ik met jou wil babbelen? Ik zeg alleen maar dat dit niet gemaakt is om te babbelen het is om grappen te maken. Ik heb geen meisje uigescholden I just told as it is I guess u can't handle the Trueth AnyWayZ Byeeeee all p.s. Sahra niet snel kwaad worden dat's slecht voor je HART Jong Dame....lol
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| | Unrecorded Date Hi y'all, that was a cool joke. I've got a silly question: 'Who is Mr. Canjeelo?' If anyone knows then let me know. Thanx
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| | Unrecorded Date hahahahahah haaaaaa haaaaaa not very funny you know''''*****
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| | Unrecorded Date FIRST OF ALL THE STORY SUCKS LIKE ALL OF YOUR MOTHERS AND IT WAS THE DUMBEST PIECE OF •••• I HAVE HEARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE AND ALL SMELLIANS CAN SUCK MY BUURYO •••• YOU ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!
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| | Unrecorded Date To Anonymous Stop using bad languege and get a life instead. This page is supposed to be used for funny stories, so come up with something worth loughing about or keep on smelling bad and discastin like the rest of your body as well as your mouth, becouse what is coming out of your mouth and brain at the moment is not even worth looking at.
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| | Unrecorded Date to miss 2000 maxaa ku daran waa anigee peace..
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| | Unrecorded Date canjeelo To tell you the truth i thought your joke was whack!!!! and why you making fun of people not knowing English.
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| | Unrecorded Date MALINBAA NIN MADAX AH AYAA WUXUU AADAY WADANKA CHIINAHA MARKAASBAA XAFLAD LOODHIGAY XAFLADII DHAXDEEDA AYAA WAXAA LOOKEENAY WIIL MARKAAS DHASHAY WAXAA LAGU YIRAY MAGAC U BIXI MARKAAS BUU HINDHISAY WAXAA LOOBAXSHAY WIILKII ( HINDHISHYAAW) ILAA HADA WIILKII WAXAA LADHAHAA (HINDHISHYAAW)
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| | Unrecorded Date to aadeey wax yar baa iga qoslisay to awbik waar sancadaalayohow intanad wax sheegin afsoomaliga nagasoobaro!
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| | Unrecorded Date Joke, Meel barxad ah ayaa waxaa banooni ku ciyaarayey wiilal dhalinyaro ah waxaa meeshii soo marey nin odey ah oo u socda iskuul uu ka barto afka ingiriska marka wiilashii ayaa banoonigii ka soo fakadey oo wuxuu ku dhacay odeygii, markaa odeygii baa xanaaqey oo yiri xeytahay chilrenkaan, xeysa ballka iigu dhufaayaan aaweysa father kooda. Hii Hii.
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| | Unrecorded Date By heblayo I liked it Keep it up!! But please quit speaking dutch we dont understand it. Take care all!!
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| | Unrecorded Date To heblayo, I don't speak dutch , and here is another joke I hope you enjoy it. Nin ayaa wuxuu yimid U.S.A. markaas ayaa lagu yiri noo sheeg waxa kugu dhacay wuxuu yiri .My store went up then I open my wife .What he want to say was(Tukaankeygii wuu kacay kadibna naagteyda ayaan furey) Get it.
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| | Unrecorded Date TO DHURWAA!!!! SAXIIB SALAAN, WAXAAN KAA CODSANAYAA IN AAAD DIB UGU NOQOTID WAXAAD SOO QORTAY AADNA FIIRISID IN AY MICNO SAMEENAYO IYO IN KALE. MIDA KALE INTAAD TAAGEERI LAHEYD QOF WAXQORAYO AYAAD CEEYNEEYSAA. MACALINKA DIB ISKUUGU NOQO OO ISA SOO SAX. SIDAAS UYO NABD GELYO.
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| | Unrecorded Date TO DHURWAA OR WHAT EVER UR NAME IS. TO TELL YOU THE THROUTH I FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT THAT AS WELL AS ADEY.I,M JUST CURIOUS WHY DO YOU WRITE SUCH A THAT, IT SEEMS LIKE UR NOT INTELLEGENT. take care for now.
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| | Unrecorded Date TO ADEY. I LIKED KEEP IT UP. take care all.
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| | Unrecorded Date TO DHURWAA????????????????????????????????????// SORRY DHURWAA JE MOET AFSOOMAALI LEREN, WANT JE BENT OOK SLECHT OP DAT. VAN A3.
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| | Unrecorded Date TO SAHRA WE DO NOT KNOW WITH EACH ATHER BUT I WOULD LIKE TO ASK SOMTHING ABOUT COUMPUTER(HET IS BASISVAARDIGHEDEN) GEGEVENS VERPLAATSEN IN EXCEL KAN DOOR: 1- SELECTEREN, KNIPPEN, PLAKKEN. 2- SELECTEREN, AANWIJZER OP DE RAND ZETEN, VERSLEPEN. WELKE BEWERING IS WAAR? A. ALLEEN BWERING 1 B.ALLEEN BWERING 2 C.BEIDE BEWERINGEN. D. GEEN VAN DE BEWERINGEN. TAKE CARE SAHRA VAN A3
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| | Unrecorded Date TO A3. waarom vraag je me dat? wat heeft nou voor zin om een antwoord op die vraag te geven.
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| | Unrecorded Date A3 waar slaat dat op??? wax aad qorto miyaa weydey?? Schrijf mopjes anders hou je stomme bek... stupid..
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| | Unrecorded Date to oday ahahahhahaah goed gedaan want dat is ook mijn miening to adeey /lover /A3 het is zo duidlijk dat 1 persoon 3keer verschillend namen heeft gebruikt! maar mijn vraag is wat snap je niet en lees HEEL GOED voordat je iets vraagt OK want wat ik geschrijven was zo dudelijk dat een kind van 1jaar door kan hebben . en het was geen scheld worden,heb je nog niet door dan weet je wat je moet doen!!!!!!!
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| | Unrecorded Date War niman yahow naga daaya af jinka oo noo soo qora waxyaabaha qosolka la xidhiidha, hada kahor ayaa waxaa layidhi nin ku qayilaayay siinaay ayaa markuu marqaamay oo uu qooqay wuxuu haweystay inuu dumar doonto markaasaa waxaa loo tilmaamay dhaadhaca,markii uu tagay goobta ayuu wuxuu isku labay qolkii ugu horeeyay oo joogtay naag Bahjuun eh oo runtii qibrad uleh howlahaas markaasay waxay tidhi 5 shilin isii ninkii baa yidhi dee 20shilin baan ku siinayaa ee dhaqso,kadib markii fooda lays daray mudo 5 daqiiqo ayaa ninkii inta lala booday oo hawada la geeyay oo bahal niiko eh lagu dhuftay baa ninkii waxaa afkiisa laga hayaa naaa'idhig-naaa'idhig oo ilaah ka baq oo idhig,bala kula dirirtee anigu dirir madoonaynin,markii ay naagtii iyadoo bar go'eh ninka dhigtay ayuu wuxuu ku yidhi walaaley mar qura iigu celi oo hana idilin inlee bar go'baan ahay,,,,,,,,,, dacar-dacar-dacar
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| | Unrecorded Date HIE EVERYBODY, I JUST THOUGHT I SHOULD CONTINIUE INTERTAINING YOU GUYS WHENEVER I GET SOME SPARE TIME. I HOPE YOU WILL LIKE IT. EEN MAN LOOPT TE ZOEKEN OP STRAAT. KOMT ER EEN AGENT AANLO VRAAGT OF DE MAN IETS KWIJT IS. "JA, AGENT, IK BEN MIJN HORLOOG OP DE GROTE MARKT!" MAAR DAT IS ZES STRATEN HIER VANDAAN!" AGENT. "KLOPT", ZEGT DE MAN, "MAAR TOEN IK 'M VERLOOR LIEP HI. HAAA HAAA HAAA.
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| | Unrecorded Date We zijn 2 AANTREKKELIJKE SOMALISCHE MEISJES die in THE UK wonen. We willen SOMALISCHE JONGENS in NL UITDAGEN!!!!!!!!! Zo als je durft en je bent VRIJGEZEL email ons!!!!! heel veel liefs, Nadira & Filsan
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| | Unrecorded Date Jullie zijn een GROTE ZIELIGE BOEL!!!!!!!!!!! hEBBEN JULLIE ECHT NIETS ANDERS TE DOEN DAN GROVE OPMERKINGEN MAKEN EN ELKAAR UITSCHELDEN????? i THINK THAT U ALL NEED TO GET A LIFE!!! WHAT WE NEED IS RESPECT AND JOKES!!! ANYWAY,IK HEB GENOEG GEPREEEKT EN IK HOOP ECHT DAT JULLIE ER IETS VAN LEREN!!!!!! THANX FOR YOU TIME!!!!!!!! SIZ, ***FILSAN*** P.S(ELKE FARAH AND ELKE XALIMO DIE ZICH VOELT AANGESPROKEN KAN MIJ EMAILEN)
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| | Unrecorded Date to user hahahahah het is wel leuk hoor. een kennen we wel en dat ben je! maar wie is de andere BELG dan? GEINJEEEEE!
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| | Unrecorded Date war nimanyaho afsoomaali ku hada ee naga daaya afka jiniga. hadii aadtahiin dad damiir leh.
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| | Unrecorded Date i heard this joke before. be original will ya?
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| | Unrecorded Date To faiza?????? I don not understand what kand of joke you heard by by by.....
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| | Unrecorded Date TO sahra I LIKED KEEP IT UP. take care all.
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| | Unrecorded Date to sahra hahahhahahaahahhhahahh fix fix fix qax qax qax het is wel luek hoor ik kan niet meer
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| | Unrecorded Date Hey sahra dat was een goeie. Ik heb het eerder gehoort maar dat was Lang geleden. But i got to hand it to ya sistah it was still Funny. Ik ken ook veel andere Grappen maar daar kan ik op dit moment niet op komen. asha....ik heb medelijde met je....Ben je zo wanhopig dat je letterlijk om mannen schreeuwt. waarom ben je van NL weggegaan wist je niet dat er Lompe Mensen in LONDON wonen. Filsan....U think U r a BADgirl Huh..Girl u ain't ••••.....En wat jou NL taal betreft als ik jou was....ik zou Zeggen....Stick to the English Sistah..'couse ur Better at that then Dutch aight. Trouwens je bent al die CALI en CASHO vergeten. Hier zijn een aantal Grappen voor de Nederlands sprekende Kijkers: 1.Als een Neger en een Marokaan met elkaar trouwen wat wordt het KIND dan? Een LUIE DIEF 2.Een Belg loopt op straat en ziet een PINIJS en dan zegt die Domme Belg....HEY KIJK EEN CONTACTLENS....en vervolgens doet ie het in zijn Oog
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| | Unrecorded Date HERE IS ANOTHER ONE 4 THE ENGLISH SPEAKING PPL: Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" "But why, Mom? I don't want to go." "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!" "Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready." "Give me two reasons why I should go to school." "Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!" COMENTS ARE WLC
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| | Unrecorded Date to pic de •••• jonge jij denkt dat je stour bent en nog grappig ook!! maar ik zou het zegen WAKKER WORDEN want er valt niks om op te lachen DOE JE BEST VOLGENDE KEEEEEEEEEER EN EN MAAK ME NIET TELEURSGESTELT HUH DE GROETE AAN ALLE KAASKOPPEN
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| | Unrecorded Date Pinda.... Alleen maar omdat jij ze niet grappig vindt wil niet zeggen dat ze niet grappig zijn. En over stoer gesproken. Heb je mij horen zeggen dat ik stoer ben?< of is dat wat je denkt?
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| | Unrecorded Date I love those jokes I should visit here more often to filsan hit me up this email
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| | Unrecorded Date pietje komt bij zijn opa en ziet dat zijn opa bretels om doet. dan zegt pietje: opa, wat ben jij een opschepper. je hebt niet eens een auto en toch doe je een veiligheidsgordel om.
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| | Unrecorded Date Hey Grapemakers valt dit te lachen? Hoewel ik half ZN ben zeg ik dit gewoon.( No offense) Het werd wel's mij verteld dat er Zo'n grapje bestaat en ik weet het niet of het iets van klopt. Er was een man die heellang met zijn ouders heetf gewoont van teon hij klein was tot zijn 30te. En hij heeft nooit een reis gemaakt binnen somalisch gebied, op een gegeven moment kwam iets op zijn kop, zo iets van waarom ga je niet trouwen eigelijk? hij ging naar zijn ouders en zei Hey beste ouders voor mij het is tijd om te trouwen en ik maak een ries waar dan ook. Hij zei tegen zijn ouders ik heb gehoord dat er mooie meisjes zijn in Gaalkacayo en Gaalkacayo kent iederen neem ik aan. Uiteindelijk maakte die reis. In de bus zag hij dat mensen dingen van elkaar kunnen afpaken, tegen elkaar schreeuwen hij zei waar ik naar toe wil is zeker geen trouwe plek als ik met deze mensen in de bus zit. Op een gegeven moment zag hij een bord ergens hangen en op die bord stond zo'n verwelkoming van de stad Gaalkacyo wat er ook met jou overkomt in deze stad, het is jouw schuld,wees even bewust, met andere woorden mocht het iets raar gebueren in de loop van deze verbelijf, wat je ook voor komt, het is hier normaal dus geen paniek. Die man schrok van die grote woorden op het bord en zei laat staan van deze stad trouwen als ik regen zou zijn, zou ik op deze plek niet als regen vallen. wat een paniek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| | Unrecorded Date Pinda natuurlijk mag je COMMENTAAR geven jongen. Maar een commentaar begint met..."ik vind"...en niet met...."het is" of wat dan ook. En die zogenaamde RESPECT voor de "dames"....weet je uberhaupt wel dat het "dames" zijn. Sahra....ik heb heel erg gelachen echt waar
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| | Unrecorded Date dadkaan afka fooshaxun ku hadlaaya yaa naga qabto!!!!! WAR JURUJURUDA NAGA DAAYA AFLAYAQAANO KU HADLA BILAA CALEEK!!-SOMALI IF YA CANT THEN ENGLISH jacburso if u dont know how. Nabadgalyo korkiina ha ahaato!
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| | Unrecorded Date Hallo Mr antipatico (italian word) Duqa wax kale ma'aha luqadahaan kale waxaan u isticmaalnaa dad waxaa jiro afsoomaali aan fahmeynin iyo englishbo marka adiga wixii fahantid aqri wixii aadan fahmin just leave it. Teeda kale waxaan kuu sheegaa inaad meesha ka dhaaftid magacyada antipatikaha eh oo wax ay yihiin iyo meel ay usocdaan lakaseenin (no offense)
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| | Unrecorded Date TO:CIYAAL FAAY, HEY, THE ONE WHO CALL HIM SELF CIYAL FAAY CALI, I ASK U Q..!! WHAT KIND RESPECT, CIYL FAAY CALI HAVE..IF THEY HAVE RESPECT, GABDHIHII MASAAKIINTA AHAA, OO BIKRADA AHAA.. BATARI KUMA AYSAN GURI LAHAYN,,WADAADKII INUU SALAAD SUBAX INUU AADAAAMO U SOCDAYNA, GABAR MASKIIN AH OO 15 JIR AH FUUL MA DHIHI LAHAYN, CIYAAL FAAY CALI AND RESPECT KALA DHEER, EE GABADHA HA KU SHUKAANSANIN ,RESPECT CANLEELO IYADANA BARI AYAAD BATARI KU GUREE.... MA AHOO.. BYE, GABAR
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| | Unrecorded Date WAR, YAA NAGA QABSADA REER HOLLAND IYO AF JINIGOODA,WAR AF SOOMALI KU HADLA AMA INTERNATIONAL, LANGUEGE, AF OO INUU GADAAL IYO HORAYBA MEEL UU U SOCDA AAN LA AQOON MA RABNEE. BE SIDE, MAX LAGU QOSLO SHEEGA DAAYA MURANKA NOOH SEE CAMAL IDIKA MEESHII OO DHAN BA MURAN, IYO CAAY.....ACUUDU BILLAAAHI, MINA HOLLANDESSS BYE, EEDO XALIIMO XAAJI XASAN CALI GUURE,,,
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| | Unrecorded Date to alle kaaskoppen hé, als jullie nl moppen willen lezen dan moet jullie naar KAAAAS FAMILIE. dan heb je geen last meer van mensen die hier ergeren omdat wij in nl taal spreken. groeten
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| | Unrecorded Date to pik de electric. waaar zal ik beginnen.... zoals ik zo juist gelezen heb hebben heel veel mensen jou vertelt wat ze van je denken maar op een of een andere manier blijk je het niet door te hebben. zou je alstublief mij kunnen vertellen wat jouw probleem is?????? want dan kan ik er natuurlijk er over na denken en dan met een oplossing komen, do you get me?? om eerlijke te zijn ik vind jou gewoon een zielig ventje die op een of een ander manier denkt dat ie LOLLIG is. Zo om een lang verhaal kort te maken you just don't seem to get dat al deze mensen last van jou hebben. naima
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| | Unrecorded Date to Pic_De_Electric TEN EERSTE WHO THE **** THINKS THAT HE IS BAD(THAT AIN'T NO ME BABY) TEN TWEEDE WAT MIJN NEDERLANDSE TAAL BETREFT:WAS HET TE MOEILIJK VOOR JOU ZIELIGERD?! TEN DERDE JIJ BENT ZO TE ZIEN EEN VAN DIE FARAH'S ZO JE SNAPT NATUURLIJK NIET WAT IK BEDOEL MET FARAH'S AND XALIMO'S. SO PLEASE STICK WITH YOUR LITTLE KNOWLEDGE SUKKEL! AND PLEASE DON'T FUCKING TELL PEOPLE WHAT DO DO IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT!! ***FILSAN*** Filsan....U think U r a BADgirl Huh..Girl u ain't ••••.....En wat jou NL taal betreft als ik jou was....ik zou Zeggen....Stick to the English Sistah..'couse ur Better at that then Dutch aight. Trouwens je bent al die CALI en CASHO vergeten.
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| | Unrecorded Date to pik de electric ten eerste ik zou maar stoppen om anderen mensen voor lul te willen zetten , trouwens dat blijkt niet echt te lukken want je denkt echt dat je grappig bent. maar als er al zo veel mensen jouw dat vertelt hebben zal ik het niet weer herhalen. trouwens wat heb je tegen mensen die perfect Nederlands spreken, een beetje jaloers he?? En om zo'n leuke naam te bedenken als de jouw moet er echt slim voor zijn vindt je het ook niet? zie er zijn dus nog wel mensen die met mij eens zijn wat jou betreft, someone like filsan. take her advice and get a LIVE. naima
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| | Unrecorded Date beri ayaa nin sarkaala oo reer woqooyi ah loo bedelay meel baydhabo agteeda markaa intuu diiday bedelkaas ayaa qasab lagu geeye isaga oo maqaaxi iska fadhiya oo yaaban oo isla subaxdaas yimid oo fekeraya talana ku cadahay ciyaalkii iyo naagtiina ka yimid kana fekeraya sidii uu u soo kaxaysan lahaa ayaa waxa u yimid nin fataal ah oo dumar gadaya markaasuu ku yidhi Duqa naag ma rabtaa? ninkii baa isaga oo yaaban ku yidhi naag maxay ah? ninkii fataalka ahaa ayaa ku jawaabay naag wastid.qaldaankii ayaa isaga oo xanaaqsan ku yidhi WAAR NAGA TAG anagaa wax na wasa doonaynee! wuxuuna uga jeeday wuxuu islahaa tus ninkan inaad dhibaataysantahay markii ninkii wax kiraynayey wuxuu u qaatay ninkan laga roone, markaa intu tegey buu nin soo kexeeyey markaasuu u keenay ninkii reer woqooyiga ahaa kuna yidhi waa laguu wadaa ninkii aad rabtay!! maxaa ilaahay ogaa tii ka dhacday baa ka dhacday! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| | Unrecorded Date For those who call them self story tellers good job , laakin kuwa kale quite hating
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| | Unrecorded Date hahahahahahahahaha kaaskoppen i love yall too Naima....denk je dat het me wat kan schelen wat die zieligpoten denken? B%t#h Pleaseeeeeeeeee En als je denkt dat er iets mis is met mij Nederlands.......U betta think again Lil' Girl. Filsan.....zo te zien kun je niet tegen de waarheid.....u poor thing....Did i heart ur Feeling...ooooh....i was just trying to set a Ho' st8....but as i c u can't Handle the Truth. Shal i lie to u and tell u that ur DUTCH is the best......Hellllllllll nooooooo So if u can't handle the Truth...just shut the f%#k up aight Shorty. Sahra...wat is de adres van die Website met die Grappen?
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| | Unrecorded Date to filsen hahahahahahahhha fix fix fix fix filsen schat dat was een hele goede advise hey pic en weet ik veel , veel sucsess dan maaar en laat uns weten hoe het afgelopen is lol daaaaaaaaag de rest
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| | Unrecorded Date Filsan plzzzzzz denk je dat ik kwaad word om wat Jullie zielig poten zeggen?....kom op zeg dan ben je op het verkeerde adres. En over die Sex Advies....jij schijnt zo veel over bel je ze elke dag ofzo? Ik scheld alleen maar die meisjes uit die Grote bek hebben zoals jij. Masaakiin aa iska tahay oo qurbaha ku soo koray, ik heb juist medelijde met jou. Laat me raden je spreekt niet eens Somalisch. Hoe dan ook je mag zeggen wat je wil ik word toch niet kwaad, want ik ben te hoog voor die Stomme praatjes van je Little Girl.
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| | Unrecorded Date There was this guy from Baadiye/Miyi who couldn't read or write . He come to the Netherlands spent five years in a refugee camp where he learnt some broken dutch. He was so excited his new found skills (reading and writing) as we all got excited when something is new to us. he talks everyone in Dutch. he called the other day his nanny in Somalia he spoke with her in Duch (unsurprisingly). unfortunately the old woman couldn't understand him. She goes (waryaa maxaad la khukhaakh leedahay anigu ku fahmi maayo laakiin waxaan kuu sheegi lahaa lacagtii aan kugu dhoofiyay maxaad usoo diri weyday weli waa la ii heystaaye). Mr khuukhaale calls himself these days PICK THE ELECTRIC. He can be seen Amsterdam central station. His chat up goes like this. Ya see I have de Dutch passport, my Somali is not good ya know man, me left de somali when I born daa dee daa dee khuukh khaahk daag dordrecht geldermarsen utrech..... Speak Somali or English you Prick. If not stay at home and improve your AFTREKKEN. (COS YOU ARE BAD AT EVERYTHING YOU CAN'T EVEN WANK PROBERLY YOUR HAND IS THINKING OF DUMPING YOU) Dadka intiisa kale raali ha iga ahaado afka xun aan kju hadlayo sabatoo ah soomalidu waxay hore ugu maahmaahday garba garteedaa la tusaa. PPl like him will only understand this lingo I hope you like the joke anyway that is if it qualifies as joke.
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| | Unrecorded Date Afqooye......Laba xabo oo ingriis aa soo baratay and u think ur Something? Nigga plzzzz Wax aa ogtahay aa iska yar maskiin yahow ee soco af somali soo baro. Meeshaan neh caay ma loogu tala galin ee wax lagu qoslo hadaa heenin meesha ha nooga Xaarin soco banaanka ku soo xaar Ciyaal Waaxid. Don't fill the place with JUNK if u don't have a joke to tell. Maryooleeeeeeeeeeeey aaween the JOKES????????
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| | Unrecorded Date to afgooye man het was leuk joke l@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@l bedankt we weten nu hoe komt dat pic the elctric zo regegeert lol
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| | Unrecorded Date COLOnel.s To Akhyaarta waad salaamatihiin dhamaan. Aniga waxayabaha aan aad ugu qoslo markan soo xasuusto waxa ka mida nin aan saxibo nahay ayaa yiri"Nimanka carab la yirado waxba isagu imanmayno!! markasan waxan iri oo salaada iyo quraanku waa carabiye see yeeli?! markasu iigu jawabey waan tarjumanaynaa oo marka la salaama naqsanayo maxaad oran? markasu yiri waxan oran:WAR MA NABAD BAA....WAR MA NABADBAA.
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| | Unrecorded Date good job for all, beribaa waxaa dhacday in saaxiibkoo uu canada school esl ah ka bilaaway markaas kadib ayuu break time isku dayey inuu sandwich gato gaalkii canadianka ahaa ayaa wuxuu yiri sir do you want hot dog kii soomaaliga ahaa baa yiri ey kulul aaa? isagoo tixraacaya erayada hot oo kulka ah iyo dog oo eyga ah. markaas buu yiri hadiiba ay dadkani eeyaha cunaan marka danbe anigayba i cunaayaan lolol
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| | Unrecorded Date Sagalina thanks Pic the electric ceeb caleek 'XAAR' maxaa keenay meesha ma la is caynaa. aniga af nederlandka nagadhaaf aan ku dhahay aan dadkoo dhan fahmayin laba xaboo ingiriis ah hadaan barta anay i anfaceesaa. saaxiib foorjadii hadaan kaa raayay ha xanaaqin afsoomaali soo baro aa dhahday. afsoomaaligee rabtaa inaan kugula hadlo ' south, north, gobalada dhexe' just let me know. waxaa dhahday wax lagu qoslo keen look at sagalina she liked my joke. thanks sagalina. Just tell me one person who liked what you said all these times AFTREKKER (wanker).
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| | Unrecorded Date THANKS NIMCO. TO AFGOOYE GO GIRL!TEACH "THE HOMO"A LESSON(U KNOW WHO I MEAN!)U KNOW WHAT I THINK THAT HE IS THE ONE "XAAR" ISKA KEENAY. TO "THE HOMO"(PIC THE ELECTRIC) FIRST OF ALL DO U LIKE U'R NEW NAME? I DO AND I THINK THAT IT SUITS U JUST FINE! SECONDLY IK HEB NOOIT GEZEGT DAT JE KWAAD MOEST WORDEN SO CALM DOWN! EN VOLGENS JOU HEEFT DUS ELKE MEISJE EEN GROTE BEK.WANT JE SCHIJNT ELKE MEISJE DIE MAAR EEN OPMERKING MAAKT UITTESCHELDEN! QUESTION:HEB JE JEZELF NOOIT AFGEVRAAGT OF ER NIET IETS MIS IS MET JOU???KUN JE NIET GEWOON NORMAAL DOEN EN NIET ZO VIJANDIG!!!(VRIENDELIJK!) AND BY THE WAY I CAN SPEAK MY LANGUAGE PERFECTLY SO DON'T EVEN GO THERE!!!!!!!!(HOU JE MEDELIJDEN MAAR LEKKER VOOR JEZELF!) EN PAS MAAR OP DAT JE MET JE HOOGTE NIET DE PLAFOND RAAKT "HOOGHEID". BY FOR NOW "LITTLE BOY", JE HARTSVRIENDIN, ***FILSAN*** P.S PEACE AND LOVE TO THE REST OF MY PEOPLE!!
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| | Unrecorded Date loooooooool Filsan ik lach me dood wat zijn jullie allemaal grappig zeg. Zoals ik al eerder zei ik scheld niet iedere meisje uit. Neem maar SAHRA als voorbeeld. She is cool, but i hate ppl who think they r all that and talk that way 2 it doesn't matter if it's Male or Female. Trouwens hoe lang moest je er over na denken voor die naam? zeker heel lang. But it still is a Lame ass name couldn't u come up with something original...Die naam bewijst dat je kwaad bent..hahahahahahaha By the way.....meeshaan Muran ma loogu talo galin chatka aa muran iyo qeeyli loogu tala galay. I can't come up with jokes right now but ppl if u can plz do, don't be ashamed it's ok if ur jokes r bad or not. bye maryoley
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| | Unrecorded Date HI AFGOOYE,I'M SO SORRY MATE,I HOPE THAT U'R NOT MAD AT ME!!! TO PIC DE ELECTRIC:LETS FORGET THIS ALLRIGHT???? CHECK THIS OUT!!!!!!!!! The Airplane On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming,she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! No one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??" For a moment there is silence. everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous! Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron this." How many men does it take to please a woman. Impossible. Once a woman's done bitching about the men they're all asleep ----------------------------------------------- Men are like...... .....placemats they only show up when there's food on the table. .....mascara they usually run at the first sign of emotion. .....bike helmets they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly. .....government bonds they take so long to mature. .....copiers you need them in reproduction but that's about it. .....lava lamps fun to look at it but not all that bright. .....bank accounts without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. .....high heels they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. .....curling irons they're always hot and always in your hair. .....mini skirts if your not careful they'll creep up your legs. .....handguns keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it. IT'S JUST A JOKE GUYS!!!!!!!!!!! The 3 pastors Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything-noise, spray, cats-nothing seems to scare them away. Another said, "Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the attic. I've even had the place fumigated, and they won't go away." The third said, "I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church... Haven't seen one back since!!!! HOPE U ENJOYED IT!!!!!!! PEACE, ***FILSAN***
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| | Unrecorded Date TO GEELJIIRE FIRST OF ALL WHO THE HELL DO U THINK THAT U ARE? SECONDLY I DON'T KNOW IF u KNOW BUT ENGLISH IS INTERNATIONAL. IF U CAN'T READ IT THAN THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM. GEELJIIROOW GEELAHAAGA KU EGEKOOW!!!!!!!!!!!! PEACE TO REST!!!!!!!! ***FILSAN***
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| | Unrecorded Date to filsen hoer wat doe je allemall jij zit all dagen pic electric te duscuseren dat hij groet bek heeft tegen iedreen maar kijk naar je zelf , je hebt niet alleen groete bek maar het Stinkt van af hier ook dus hoe je smoer maar dich en praat als een dame en trouwns jouw mop was een KUT!
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| | Unrecorded Date to click4 voel jij je echt zo aangesproken! wees maar niet bang hoor IT'S ONLY A JOKE. EN BIJ JOUW COMMANTAAR KUNNEN WE AL HOREN DAT JE HET GRAPPIGE ERVAN NIET BEGRIJPT.(which is doesn't surprise me) EN ZO TE ZIEN BEN JIJ NET ZO'N ZIELIGERD ALS PIC WANT JE KUNT HET MAAR NIET HEBBEN DAT EEN 'DAME' ZOALS JIJ HET ZEGT 2 WOORDEN ACHTERELKAAR ZEGT ZONDER JOUW HET HEMEL IN TE PRIJZEN. JIJ BENT GEWOON EEN TYPISCHE FARAH DIE THUIS ZIT EN ZICH DOOD VERVEELT. IK WED DAT JE NEURD BENT DIE NIETS WEET TE ZEGGEN ALS MEN VOOR JE NEUS STAAT MAAR ZICH HEEL GROOT VOELT DOOR DE INTERNET. DUS ALS JE NIETS BELANGRIJKS TE ZEGGEN HEBT HOUD JE BEK GEWOON DICHT EN ZO TE ZIEN HEB JE HEEL VEEL ERVARING MET STINKENDE BEKKEN.ZELFERVARING MAYBE??????????? PS. DIT GELDT OOK VOOR PIC DE ELECTRIC OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS. Naima
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| | Unrecorded Date HERE ARE SOME JOKES DON'T TAKE THEM TOO SERIOUSLY COZ I DON'T MEAN THEM THEY ARE JUST JOKES. I HAVE GOT ENOUGH RESPECT FOR MY MOM AND OTHER MOTHERS.( i know some will think that i am being rude but thats not my intention). Yo mama's so UGLY: your daddy takes her to work so he doesn't need to kiss her goodbye she makes blind kids cry when she threw a boomerang, it wouldn't come back the psychiatrist makes her lie face-down when she passes by your bathroom, the toilet flushes when she gets up, the sun goes down when she was born, they put her in an incubator with tinted windows when she was born, the doctor slapped her mother when she was born, her mom said, "What a treasure!"; and your dad replied, "Yeah, let's go bury it" when she was born, the doctor slapped the wrong end the government moved Halloween to her birthday instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck they push her face into the dough to make gorilla cookies when I took her to the zoo, a guy at the door said, "Thanks for bringing her back" the prince would rather live as a frog than kiss her her mom had to feed her with a slingshot her parents first named her "Accident" they knew what time she was born, because her face stopped the clock! she took your dog to the Canine Show and won your dog came in second AND HERE ARE SOME MORE: Yo mama's so STUPID: she got hit by a parked car she looks for the Sunday paper on Tuesdays she put your puppy in the oven to make a hot dog she bought a solar-powered flashlight she invented glow-in-the-dark sunglasses /water-proof teabag/wheelchair with pedals she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away the W's she thought Taco Bell was a phone company in Mexico she spent twenty minutes staring at the orange juice carton because it said "Concentrate" I strangled her with a cordless phone she sent me a fax with a stamp on it she sits on the TV and watches the sofa she asked me what kind of jeans I had on, I said "Guess", and she said "uh, Levi's?" she stands up on an empty bus when I asked her to buy me a color TV, she asked me what color. groetjes Naima
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| | Unrecorded Date Naima very noughty leave your mum alone. If you have respect for her why you going on about her. Geeljire la kaalay wax qosol leh hadii kale iska aamus horaa loo yiri Af daboolan waa dahab. Wax aad ku wanaagsan tahay noo sheeg. Filsan your jokes about men would have been funny if it is the 1st time i've heard them. unfortunately I've heard them countless times that I am about to VOMIT (buuuuuuuuuuc). You listen to this A judge:- Filsan why are crying? Filsan:- Afgooye hit me with a CHAIR A judge:- why do you hit FILSAN with chair Afgooye:- Because I couldn't lift the TABLE I hope you like this.
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| | Unrecorded Date to naima wat ben je helemaal mij bezig ga voor je flikker vrind koken en laat de mesen met rust nu weten we warrom jouw kinderen beslaaft aan de drugs en internet like dought like a mother
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| | Unrecorded Date to flisen/ naima hmmmmm ik vond wel hele goede moppen en wie niet het zo vond mag van uns de botten krijgen....ooooooops(sorry for that langu)lol maak jullie maar geen zorgen over dat een mensen ophouden het is niet en chat room to sagalina kome op dame jij hoor niet zo te praten tegen je zus of was de englsh wat mooeilijk voor je lol no hard felling de mazzzzzzzzel geen groete pek tegen elkaar mensen daaaaaaaag
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| | Unrecorded Date THANX NAIMA,SAVE NIMCO SAGALINA AND CLICK4:CALM DOWN!!! TO AFGOOYE:WHY ARE U ONLY COMPLAINING DIDN'T U LIKE THE OTHER JOKES:PASTORS? ANYWAY U'R JOKE WAS ALL RIGHT! BUT WHY IN GODSNAME WOULD U HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. DO U HATE ME THAT MUCH!(AND U DON'T EVEN KNOW ME,IHI,IHI) CHAT TO U LATER, ***FILSAN***
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| | Unrecorded Date to sagalina ik weet niet waar je je opeens mee bemoeit maar mag ik je een ding vragen WAAR HEB JE HET OVER??ligt het echt nou aan mij of benje echt door de dolle heen wat heeft mijn zogenaamde vriendje of mijn nog niet geboren dochter er mee te maken. by the way heb ik niet bovenaan de mop vertelt dat de mensen die deze moppen lezen niet alles letterlijk op te nemen maar nee hoor iedereen (niet iedereen) neemt het gewoon letterlijk op.Het zijn gewoon moppen niets bezonders maar als je je echt ZO AANGESROKEN VOELT LEES ZE GEWOON NIET i.p.v tegen mij aan te klagen. en als ik jouw was sagalina ik zou maar gaan stoppen met het fantaseren over dingen die niet eens bestaan misschien zijn jouw kinderen verslaafd aan drugs or whatever you are talking about but i havent got kids.!!!! en ik weet zeker dat je van ervaring spreekt BUT DAT JIJ NOU VOOR JE FLIKKER VRIENDJE KOOKT(ALS JE DIE HEBT)DOESN'T MEAN THAT EVERYBODY DOES IT!!! Naima to afgooye: i don't even now where to start. didn't i write on the top of the joken that i didn't mean them but that they are JUST JOKES. BUT U DON'T SEEM TO GET IT WHICH ISN'T SURPRISING. and what does it matter that u already read the jokes filsan wrote they are not written down just for YOU which is what YOU THINK!! to nimco; thanks nimco you seem to get it. ik moet echt zeggen maar dit is gewoon een typische reactie van somalische mensen. het staat met KOEIE LETTERS BOVENAAN DE MOPPEN. and they don't get it, sorry voor de anderen die dit niet gedaan heb, zoals jij. maar je komt gewoon naar dit webpagina om je je te amuseren of je wordt al aan gesproken of je een misdaad begaan hebt. anyway i have to go. Naima have fun!!!
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| | Unrecorded Date To filsan I think I answered your question why would I wanna hit you with a chair. obviously it will be easier for me to lift up the chair than a table!lol And for Naima I really don't think you understand what you are talking about. On one hand you are going on about don't take things seriously where on the other you are doing exactly rhe same. ie taking seriously what i said. to make my point clearer I was just stressing that we can always joke about almost anything but mothers. and if we start about mum is this and mum is that just let us assume the mother in question is yours. Obviously you didn't like that and that is why you kinda upset about it. Secondly why would I take personally when I wasn't the subject of your joke. Finally may Allah give you the wisdom to differentiate wath is joke and what is not. Amen. Filsan keep the jokes coming. at least yours sounds like jokes!!!!!!!
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| | Unrecorded Date AF SOMALI KU HADLA MAXA IDN DIDAY AFKINA HOYO.NABADAY
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| | Friday, June 16, 2000 - 06:29 am waar nin yahow aad baad iiga qoslisay ingiliise qurunley maxaa ku dhaqay. gah gah gah gah
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| | Monday, June 19, 2000 - 04:32 am ****BLONDE JOKES**** Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle ? A: They both get fucked up when they're on their back. Q: What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed in a recent car crash) and a blonde have in common ? A: Put either of 'em in a car and the're fucked. Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick ? A: Because red means stop. ************ACCIDENT****************** A man was in an accident and his penis was chopped off. He was rushed to the hospital where the doctor examined him, and after careful examination said, "We can replace it with a small size for $2,000, a medium size for $5,000, or an extra-large size for $10,000. I realize it's a lot of money, so take your time and talk it over with your wife." When the doctor came back into the room he found the man staring sadly at the floor. "We've decided," the man told him as he choked back tears. "My wife says she'd rather have a new kitchen!" *****WHITE WEDDING?****** Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says," Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiancée thinks I'm a virgin. Is their anything you can do to help me?" The doctor says" Medically, no, but here's something you can try. On the wedding night, when your getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it up to your upper thigh.When your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping." The woman loves this idea and knows her hubby to be will fall for this. They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man. Things begin to progress, her hubby "slips it in" and she snaps the elastic band. The hubby asks " what was that?" The wife explains," oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping." The husband cries out " WELL SNAP IT AGAIN, IT'S GOT MY BALLS!!!" *****MEN***** How are men and parking spots alike? Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small. *******THE GENIE******* A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball-don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix." The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses! All right, let's go up there, apologize, and see how much this is going to cost." They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, "Come on in." They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, "Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh, yeah. Sorry about that." the husband replied. "No, actually I want to thank you-I'm a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes-I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself." "OK, great!" the husband said. " I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem-it's the least I could do. And you, what do you want?" the genie said, looking at the wife. "I want a house in every country of the world," she said. "Consider it done." the genie replied. "And what's your wish, genie?", the husband said. "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife." The husband looks at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess it's OK with me" The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours. After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said, "How old is your husband, anyway?" "35." she replied. "And he still believes in GENIES?" I'M OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ****FILSAN****
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| | Tuesday, June 20, 2000 - 12:22 pm Maalin malmaha ka mid ah baa waxaa tijaabo laga qaadayay dadka jiran ee ku jira maano koobiyo. Waxaa la qaatay dhuxul ka dib darbiga ayaa loogu sawiray albaab. Dabadeedna ka baxa baa layiri. Sawirka albaanka ahaa bay isku dhamantooda isku dileen hal nin mooyee. Ka dhb waxaa la is yiri kani waa roon yahay. Waxaa la waydiiyay maxaa u bixi waysay, Markaas buu yiri Albaabka ay isku dilayaan furihiisa aniga ayaa hayo LOL hahaha
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| | Wednesday, June 21, 2000 - 04:14 am TO: FILSAN QOFYAHEY WAA IS CAJIBISEY MA WAXAAD LEEDAHEY LUUQDA QALAAD AYAAN KA HELAA MA JAMECAN AYAA WAX U SHEEGEYSAA MISE SOOMAALI ... MA LABADII SANO AAD QAXOOTGA KU AHEED QURBAHA AYAA SIDAAN ISKU BADASHEY... MA GEELJIRE IYO REER MII AYAAD QALAD U ARAGTAA.. DHAQANKA IYO LUUQADA WAA MEESHEY KA AAS AASAN TEY......... ADIGA DHAQSO WAXAAD LA QABSATEY DHAQANKII REER GALBEEDKA IYO SURWAALKII DABDA KAGA DHAGNAA WAANA KU ARKAA IN AAD MAGAC FILSAN KA HESHEY MAGACAAGA MAXUU AHAA "" CANBARO CIBAADO COWRALO HADII AAD WAX SHEEGEYSO AF-SOMALI KU QOR HADII KALE ???? ( KOLEY WAX MURTI AH MA HEYSID.... >>>>>>>>>> GEEELJIRE<<<<<<<<<<
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| | Saturday, June 24, 2000 - 06:13 am Sup yall? Hey Naima I love u 2! Hate me all u want to my Dear i got Nothin' but love 4 ya and that goes 4 all u haters Afgooye and the Rest of u. U can hate me all u want to But i won't stop Coz i cant STOP. But Enough about the Haters. Here r a couple of Jokes about YO MOMMA. Don't take them Personal coz afterall Jokes r just Jokes Nothing less and Nothing more. Better Yet take it personal if ya want to i don't give a RATS AZZ. Here they R: SO FAT Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN" Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo momma so fat were in her right now Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her... Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions! Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock. Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs! Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code! Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon! Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved! Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg. Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky! Yo momma so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to fack her! Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side! Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections! Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of Washington's nose. Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball! Yo momma so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar! Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! Yo momma so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell! Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!! Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book! Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views! Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family! Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil! Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon! Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in! Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips! Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks! Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand! Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper! Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out! Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights! Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car! Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out! Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans! Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!" Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway! Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller! Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too Yo momma so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it! Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck! Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep. Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets. Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again. Yo momma so fat she influences the tides. Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out. Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her. Yo momma so fat she was baptized at Marine World. Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family! Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips. Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones. Yo momma so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas. Yo momma so fat shes on both sides of the family Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass Yo momma so fat that she cant tie her own shoes. Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs. Yo momma so fat she cant reach her back pocket. Yo momma so fat her college graduation picture was an airial. Yo momma so fat she lies on the beach greenpeace tried to push her back in the water Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck. Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles. Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl. Yo momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean. Yo momma so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway. Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?" Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow! Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!! Yo mamma so fat I swerved to miss her but ran out of petrol SO STUPID Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes! Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice. Yo momma so stupid that she sold the car for gas money. Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911" Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread. Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back. Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean! Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch! Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead. Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up. Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund. Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house. Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes. Yo momma so stupid she had surgery on her butt and the doctor removed her brain. SO UGLY Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies. Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween. Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday. Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects. Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints. Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry. Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower! Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote! Yo momma so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies! Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out! Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested! Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her! Yo momma so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her! Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone! Yo momma so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breastfeed it! Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone! Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween! Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday! Yo momma so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects! Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry! Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween. Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her. Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away. Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound. Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects. SO OLD Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died. Yo momma so old she has Jesus' beeper number! Yo momma so old her social security number is 1! Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch' Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo momma so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks! Yo momma so old she's in Jesus's yearbook! Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it. Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo momma so old she owes Jesus a nickel. Yo momma so old when God said "Let their be light", she flipped the switch. Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper. Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs. Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals. Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade. SO POOR Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention! Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! Yo momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!! Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!" Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. Yo momma so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers. Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp. Yo momma so poor she drives a peanut. Yo momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. SO DARK Yo momma so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo momma so dark she spits chocolate milk! Yo momma so dark she went to night school and was marked absent. Yo momma so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. SO DIRTY Yo momma so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. SO SHORT Yo momma so short she poses for trophies! Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence! Yo momma so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime. Yo momma so short she can play handball on the curb. Yo momma so short she does backflips under the bed. Yo momma so short she models for trophys. SO NASTY Yo momma so nasty She gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh! Yo momma so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo momma so nasty she brings crabs to the beach Yo momma so nasty she made right guard turn left. Yo momma so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave Yo momma so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo momma so nasty that her sh*t is glad to escape. Yo momma so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off Yo momma so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh. Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection. IS LIKE Yo momma like potato chips-- Fri-to Lay Yo momma like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up! Yo momma like the pillbury doughboy - everyone gets a poke! Yo momma like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn! Yo momma like a T.V. set, even a three year old can turn her on! Yo momma like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn! Yo momma like a bus, fifty cents and she's ready to ride! Yo momma like a golf course, everyone GETS a hole in one! Yo momma like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country! Yo momma like a tomato source bottle, everyone gets a squeeze out of her! Yo momma like a shotgun: one cock and she blows! Yo momma like a hardware store: 4 cents a screw! Yo momma like Domino's pizza-- Something for nothing Yo momma like a refridgerator: everyone likes to put their meat in her! Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package! Yo momma like a rifle... four cocks and she's loaded. Yo momma like a bowling ball. She's picked up, fingered, and then thrown in the gutter. Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long. Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!" Yo momma like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!" Yo momma like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow. Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap! Yo momma like a vaccuum cleaner.....a real good suck. SO HAIRY Yo momma so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo momma so hairy she's got afros on her nipples! Yo momma so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock. Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! SO SLUTTY Yo momma so slutty she could suck-start a Harley! Yo momma so slutty she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball! Yo momma so slutty she had her own "Hands across her ass" charity drive Yo momma so slutty I fucked her and I's a chick! Yo momma so slutty she blind and seeing another man. NOSE SO BIG Yo momma nose so big you can go bowling with her boogers! Yo momma nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! SO GREASY Yo momma so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo momma so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo momma so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her TEETH SO YELLOW Yo momma teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo momma teeth are so yellow she spits butter! SO LAZY Yo momma so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. SO SKINNY Yo momma so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo momma so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex. Yo momma so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared. SO BALD Yo momma so bald even a wig wouldn't help! Yo momma so bald you can see whats on her mind Yo momma so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed. SO TALL Yo momma so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon. Yo momma so tall she did a back-flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth. Yo momma so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida. SO FLAT Yo momma so flat she's jealous of the wall! GLASSES SO THICK Yo momma's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. HAS Yo momma has an afro with a chin strap. Yo momma has one leg and a bicycle. Yo momma has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. Yo momma has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it. Yo momma has one hand and a Clapper. Yo momma has a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back. Yo momma has green hair and thinks she's a tree. Yo momma has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying. Yo momma has a 'fro with warning lights. Yo momma has 10 fingers--all on the same hand. Yo momma has a glass eye with a fish in it. Yo momma has a short leg and walks in circles. Yo momma has a short arm and can't applaude. GOT Yo momma got so many freckles she looks like a hamburger! Yo momma got two wooden legs and one is one backward. Yo momma got three fingers and a banjo. Yo momma got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it. Yo momma got a bald head with a part and sideburns. Yo momma got a' afro, wit' a chin strap!!!! Yo momma got a wooden leg with branches. Yo momma got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail. Yo momma got a metal afro with rusty sideburns. HOUSE SO SMALL Yo momma house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. Yo momma house so small you have to go outside to change your mind. HOUSE SO DIRTY Yo momma house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside. HAIR SO SHORT Yo momma hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo momma hair so short she curls it with rice. HEAD SO BIG Yo momma head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo momma head so big it shows up on radar. HEAD SO SMALL Yo momma head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo momma head so small that she got her ear pierced and died. MISC Yo momma wears knee-pads and yells "Curb Service!" Yo momma feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo momma aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back! Yo momma lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray. You were born out of your mother's arse 'cos her cunt was too busy. Yo momma hips are so big, people set their drinks on them. Yo momma hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it. Yo momma so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone. Yo momma so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on. Yo momma twice the man you are. Yo momma cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo. Yo momma is missing a finger and can't count past 9. Yo momma arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear. Yo momma middle name is Rambo. Yo momma in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more." Yo momma rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals. Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday. Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound. Yo momma gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo. Yo momma breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck. I saw your momma at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle. Yo momma teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice. Ha idiin macaato maryoley. That is about it 4 TODAY.
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| | Monday, June 26, 2000 - 09:44 am damn there is no time for that loser!!
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| | Tuesday, June 27, 2000 - 06:44 am canjeelo Oh my god that was funny good one!
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| | Wednesday, June 28, 2000 - 03:06 am To hanad Je grappen zijn goed man. Vooral zo door gaan bro.
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| | Wednesday, June 28, 2000 - 04:19 am marka hore dhamaantiin waad salaamantihiin,salaan kadib waxaa ceeb ila ah in boga loogutalagalay waxyaabaha qosolka ay dad isku caayaan waxaaba yaab kadaran ah in dadkaas ay ubadan yihiin reer holland,anigu reer holand baan ahaan jiray(nijmegen) waxaan layaabanahay reer holand goormay jaahiliin noqdeen,mise waa ciyaalkii abowda(onder 18y)sikastaba ha,ahaate reer holanoow xishooda oo sida isu dhaama,hana umalaynina afka holandeeska in uu cilmi yahay ee ku qora halkan afkiina hooyo idinkoo kufaanaya.
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| | Wednesday, June 28, 2000 - 03:13 pm to cabdixamiid hey kaaskoppen we hebben kaaskop die vorloren is hahhah huhu dag man
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| | Thursday, June 29, 2000 - 03:14 am to Abdixamiid sxb dadkan halyaabin waad xiiseynaya luuqadaha qalaad jeclna in waqti kula qabsadaan dhaqanka qalaad....sida Filsan waa qof da'ah waxeyna iska dhigeysaa caruur laakiin hala yabin aqligeeda ayaa sida ah............ mar waliba ku faan afkaaga hooyo
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| | Friday, June 30, 2000 - 03:27 pm To all rear Netherlands, waxaad tiraahdeenba laydin yiri, ajax rocks though
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| | Saturday, July 01, 2000 - 05:20 am Hi Filsan keep the jokes coming I liked most of u r jokes. Don't listen to these joykillers they have got nothing to offer us than lecturing this and that. So sis your jokes are appriciated keep them coming. Waxaan iminka la hadlayaa nimanka halkan ka qudbadaynaya ee geeljire ugu horeeyo in uu boggani yahay bog ila qosol,markaa ama wax lagu qoslo keena hadii kale iska aamusa oo iska daay eedeyntan aad eedeynaysaan dadka kale. Aad ayaan u daalanahay dad kala duwan oo kala dabeecad ah ayaan la shaqeeye dhafooradaa i xanuunaya. waxaan u imi boggan in ay akhyaarta waaweyn ee filsan hogaaminayso iga qosliyaan. Waxaan ugu imi geeljiroo ka qudbadaynaya meesha. Madixii baaba isii xanuunay LOL. Qudbad hadaan rabo anaa aqaan meelahaan tegi lahaa. Mida kale waxaad ku celcelisaan afsoomaali ku qora wax. Ma ugtihiin dhalinyaradan iminka joogta ilmihii ahaa 7 jir maalintii dagaalku ka dhacay soomaliya '87 ee qurbe galay in uu labaatan 20 jir madaxa la galay markaa dadku ma helin fursad ay afsoomaali ku dhigtaan sidaa daraadeed ha ku eedeyn wax aan danbigooda ahayn. Finally pic the electric i don't hate you take care bro.
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| | Monday, July 03, 2000 - 08:03 am to abdi xamiid sxb dadkaan reer holland waad saad sheegtay waa ciyaalkii aamada/opouwda tan labaat dadkiinaan ciyaal aama idinka maxaad ismoodeen waryaada waan iswada ognahay dad yar ayaad isku dhiibteen markaas ayaad waxaad ku dhaqmeeysaan si caruurnimo ah iyo mida kale maxeey ahaan laheed hadaad nederland fiican aad ku hadashaan nederland oo waxaad ku hadleeysiin (0) waryaada luqadiina wax idiinkaga fiican ma jiro ee luqadiina ku had la
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| | Tuesday, July 11, 2000 - 04:56 am to afgooyo sxb adiga meesha waxaad u timid shukaansi iyo wax aan loo joogin qof waliba wuu ogyehey in bogan loogu talagaley mmaad iyo madadaalo wey jiraan dad adigoo kale meesha u yimid tijaabin luuqdadeed marka sxb mawduuca marka hore aqriso dhaxda haka soo galinee
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| | Tuesday, July 11, 2000 - 12:09 pm I'm sorry but where's the joke?... First of all I just wanna say congrats to whom ever that came up with this ••••....cuz it's "HIDEOUS" It really is,...It was pointless and waste of space and time na'mean...I know somalis can't handle the truth, and since that's the case...we're all good @ insulting one another...so feel free to do so. But please put some real jokes up in this joint, so I can proudly invite my friends aight!.. Peace and God bless...
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| | Unrecorded Date salaamu calaykum; Clonel s; Walaal waxan kuu sheegayaa adiga iyo soomaalida lale oo kula ra'yiga ahba, in carabtu dad islaam ah oo islaanimadana si fiican ugu dhaqma, nebigiinii maxamed scw ayaaa ka dhashay, quraanka oo ah afkii ilaah ayaa af carabi loogu soo dejiyay nebi maxamed scw. marka ama diida ama jeclaada waa ku qasab qof kasta oo muslim ah inuu afsoo carabiga barto gaar ahaan quraanka iyo axaadiista nebigaba. Marka walaalayaal haddii qaarkiin Jeddah ama Riyadh la idinka soo tarxiilay, carab oo dhan ha u xanaaqinina, oo erayo gef ah yeysan idinka dhicin.
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| | Tuesday, August 01, 2000 - 08:39 pm To mohammed yare walaal waad saxsantahay sida ay aniga illatahay.
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| | Friday, August 04, 2000 - 04:16 am waar meesha dadka wax ku soo qoray ma afkii hooyaa la ilaawey? mise markoodoo hore ayay ka yimaadeen meel aan afka lagaga hadal? mise waa quruun afkooda ka faanaysa? mise waa dad aan afka hooyo ku kalsoonanyn oo cuqdad ka qaba? mise afka qalaad bay ilbax nimo moodeen? hadii aad faq ii sheegaysid oo adaan rabin in aad soo soo dhejisid ii gu soo hagaaji ciwanka hoos ku xusan CAGAARE@AOL.COM
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