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DO YOU SPEAK KISWAHILI?

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (August 2000): DO YOU SPEAK KISWAHILI?
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Anonymous

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HI THIS FOR ANYONE WHO SPEAKS KISWAHILI
FOR THOSE WHO DONT DONT DISS ANYONE THANK YOU.
KWAHERINI MUNGU AWA BARIKI AMIIN!

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Fanax

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well that,s very kind of you,but what do you have
those who speak kiswahili.i,m of one those people you meansion here,but can,t see any reason why should annouse us here......I would love to know whether you are a M/F if you don,t mind????

karibuni bibi na bwana

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Anonymous

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ASANTE FOR WRITING MIMI MKE
I STARTED THIS SIMPLY BECAUSE
NAOGOPA KUSAHAU LUGHA YA TAIFA NIGEPENDA KUONGEA NA MTU ILINISISAHU.KWA HIVYO TUNAWEZA KUONGEA KILA KITU AMBAO WAPENDELEA FEEL FREE.

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DHUCEEY

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BAIID DHDU DJUSKU FFHWAB KUKU BERQAUB SAUEX
JNA WN JFKHW WHATEVER,WHO CARES

WALAALAYAAL INTAAD ALPHABETSIYO INGRIIS ISKU DHEX JIRA AAD NOO SOO QORTAAN BAAD WAXAAD ISKA KAAYA DHIGAYSAAN SUJUU AAN WALIGOOD SOOMAALI ARKIN EE ANIGABA WAAN QORIKARAA HEEDHE WAXA BAAS EE AAD QORAYSAAN

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Aftahan

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Salaam alaikum nyote,
Nina furaha kuona ma-'bro' na 'sis' ambao wana ongea kiswahili hapa. Kwahivyo wote munakaribiswa. Kiswahili ni lugha moja kama zingine ambazo zinaongelewa Somalia. Lugha tofauti tofauti amzo kwamba zinaongelewa nchi yetu ya Somalia ni kama ifuatavyo:- Mahatiri, maimai, benadiri, hayoo na unavyojua kiswahili. Sababu ambayo ninawaleza hivi, ni kwamba sheria ambayo imewekwa na wakuu wa Somalinet forums ina kataza kujadiliana kutumia lugha nyigine isipokua kisomali na kiingereza. Ukisoma maandiiko ya forums hii utaona lugha zote ambazo zinaongelewa Somalia isipokua kiswahili.
Kuna watu ambao wakiona watu wakiongea kiswahili wanachukuwa watu hao kuwa hawajui chochote. Hata wamepita kiasi na kuanza kubandika watu majina kama 'sijui'. Hii ni mambo ya kustaabisha sana, kwani ukiangalia watu hao, wengi wao hawajaenda shule. Kwa kiingereza wanajulikana kama watu ambao wako IGNORANT mfano ni yule ambaye anajiita DHUCEEY.

Areey dhuceey; Hadaadan xabadna garaheeyn xaad dadka luqadooda ugu dheelee, areey dhuceeyeey "sujuu" waa caaye iska jir, Af sawaaxilligan luqad waaye ogow qandha fiiq dheera qaade.

Waxaan walaalaha Somalinet xusuusin lahaa in luqada sawaaxiligu tahay luqad ka mid ah luqadaha looga hadlo Soomaaliya, xaqna u yeelanaysa golihii ay Soomaali isugu yimaadan sida Somalinet.

Maay maaygibe af dhaahir eh oo Soomaaliye looka dohowaawu usiina hal ogaadooy.

Af banaadirigana Soomaaliya waa looga hadlaa waliba fanka banaadiriga ah waa fan aad u khiimo iyo khaayo badan aa yahay asagana hala tawsanaado.

Kwaherini

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DHUCEEY

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War heedhe afsawawaaxilina ku dheelimahayee reer caliyaale ayaadba tahayee oo xoolahooda dhaqdoo soomaali layaqaan ku hadlee adigu af aadan u dhalan maxaad ugu gor gor tamaysaa hadaad tahay keeyaati soomaali iskadoon ah orodo xarfo kala jeed jeeda meelaha looga hadlo aad ee hanaga buuxin netka qandho afgaduudane yaaaya!

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Aftahan

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Dhuceey

Sina mshangao wowote kuhusu maandishi yako ambayo ameonesha ujahili mkubwa ulionayo. waswahili walivyo sema pilipili usiyoila yakuwashani? Lugha ya kiswahili kama nilivyo sema mbeleni (kama unajua kusoma) ni lugha ambayo inaongelewa Somalia na kwahivyo nitatumia lugha hii vile nitakavyo bila shaki yoyote. Akili ya mtu ambaye anachukua kuwa NET ni yake sio mwingine ila mtu anaye akili kiasi ya mtoto.

Areey dhuceey koombo, qandha jacfaaful ah qaade, hadaadan sawaaxiliga garaheeyn jeed jeed haku sheegin waxa kala jeed jeeda lugahaaga stikiinka ah waayee.

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DHUCEEY

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Heedhe adigu waxaan ku waydiiyey ma sawaaxili sankabuudh baad tahay mise soomaali halaabay baad tahay sababtoo ah waxaan ina adeerow waa maxay mtoto waa maxay yoyote sio gartayee waa abtigee lakiin balaayada badan ee aad kor kusoo qortay ina adeerow haday sawaaxili yihiin orodoo sawaaxili forums aad hadaad soomaali tahayna luqadaada qiimiga badan ku hadal see weeye! najis baa tahay
peace

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KIMBO

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WHY DOES IT SAY "ERRO" WHEN EVER I WRITE IN KISWAHILI? ISNT THIS PAGE FOR KISWAHILI?

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Aftahan

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Dhuceey,
I hope you recognise that you are a racist by describing those who speak Swahili language as people with big noses. I am writing in English with the hope that you might understand the fact that Swahili language is one of the languages that is spoken in Somalia. It should also be obvious that all languages that are spoken in Somalia are welcome in somalinet forums, unless the forums belongs to your daddy! You say that I should go to a Swahili forums, I wonder whether you read the topic of this page?

Areey Dhuceey Koombo, maskaxdaadana koombo waayee dey! ee waxaan ku weeydiihaa maskaxdaade koombade eh iyo minjahaaga stakiinka eh, Kulburutoore intee le'eg aa u dhexeeya.

Jinsi ilivyosemwa, mtoto akililia wembe mpe!

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DHUCEEY

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Aftahan,

waxaan kuu sheegahayaa in aan ahayn cunsuriyaha aad sheegayso.sawaaxili sow ma'aha kuwa soomaali dhaca,kufsada,baada,dila wax walba oo xun kula kaca waxaad ila soo taagan tahay sawaaxili baa wanaagsan oo ku hadlaa marka hore pagekan waa somali page not sawaaxili page. koley caqligaaga ayaa intaa gaartay Allana kuu ma dhaamo.mijahayguna waa mija caano geel ee ma'ha mijo caws ee waa mijo haday ku haraatiyaan qaaaaq kaaga yeersiinahaya. Mida kale hadaad luqad ajnabi jeceshahay ina adeerow luqadayada noo daa doofaar baad tahayee.Ina adeerow waxaan kaa codsanahayaa jinsigaaga iyo mtotodaada inta haysato orodoo meele kale kaga dhawaaq.

ey ey dhalay iyo inankiisa

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Anonymous

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Asallamu alaikum.
mimi naitwa Mariam naishi London, hata mimi nilikuwa napenda kujuana na mtu ambaye anajua kiswahili kwasababu naogopa kusahau lugha yangu.sasa ninge furahi sana kama mnge wasiliana na mimi.
kwaherini na asanteni sana.
bye bye

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Anonymous

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Asallamu alaikum.
mimi naitwa Mariam naishi London, hata mimi nilikuwa napenda kujuana na mtu ambaye anajua kiswahili kwasababu naogopa kusahau lugha yangu.sasa ninge furahi sana kama mnge wasiliana na mimi.
kwaherini na asanteni sana.
bye bye

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Anonymous

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Asallamu alaikum.
mimi naitwa Mariam naishi London, hata mimi nilikuwa napenda kujuana na mtu ambaye anajua kiswahili kwasababu naogopa kusahau lugha yangu.sasa ninge furahi sana kama mnge wasiliana na mimi.
kwaherini na asanteni sana.
bye bye

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Anonymous

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Jambo Mariam,
Hata mimi ningependa tuzungumze lakini wewe hujawacha chochote, kama email yako mfano.
Tafadhali, andika na nitahakikisha nitakuandikia.

Kwaheri

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Anonymous

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Wazee
nyinyi munachezea lugha la ki taifa munasema tunaongea, na mbona si sikia kitu ambao inapendekeza hapa kwa hivyo, Moi anasema mu ongheye lugha popte muko, na tuwonaane tarehe arbaini na tano.
Kwa hereni watu wa Mombasa

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Anonymous

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Is it KISWAHILI or KSWAHILI?

U better learn the spelling before u even invite us here. Luuqada hadaadan u dhalan ha inaga caayin

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Tom Mboya

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Every last one of you is "bwana pumbavu". I hope that I haven't offended anyone cause I don't know what it means.

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mtonwen niti

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salaamu nyote
Hello to everyone i from mombasa and i would like to tell you something it is not lugha ya taifa you can speak swahilli but it does not mean u have to be from mombasa kiswahilli is spoken in many countries such as all east africa some parts of somalia and zaire to some parts of zambia,i have been reading thru but there are no jokes or praises but complaints and arguments,well tell some jokes in swahilli language.poleni nimeongea kizungu lakini mtu akiwa fala ni fala yanini una gombana nayeye he is just amoron dont your energy
i am happy to find this swahilli spot,good on you,
walalo hana mwanzo wala mwisho sareana naye,atakupatia ugonjwa ya kichwa,aftahan your history research is 90% correct very nice to see ppl with good knowledge, thank u and asaalamu wote
mlolongo ee kiboko yawo,mimi ni mtu wa mtongwe kama unajuwa please nitumie mail at tallabdi@hotmail.com chau

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Yousse101

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whatzup?

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hanifa

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hi all,
mimi naongea kiswahili na nimefurahi nilipo iona hii forums. nashangazwa nawatu ambao wana kasirishwa wakisikia au wakiona watu wakiongea kiswahili.
kiswahilinilugha kama zile zingine na ina onyesha wana wivu.
niko USA
Kwaherini nyote na MUNGU awabariki.

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WHAT

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SALAAM DHAMAAN

MIMI TAKATAKA WEWE NI UMBWA. INTAASAAN SAWAHILI KA'AQAAN .
WAR HALA'IS CAFIYO NABADAY

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Anonymous

Friday, June 23, 2000 - 07:01 am
Does anybody hea apeak chiness !!!!!!!!
First was Somalian writtin, n naw is da fuckin Swahilli, what da •••• is dat ... Don't fuckin waist ppl. time Monkey, I ain't got time 4 ur fuckin Swhalli n Soooholly,I already got problem 2 understan da somalian in south "Xamar accent",
da killers of somalian language.

Don't take personnal.
One love.

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Maymuna

Monday, January 15, 2001 - 08:01 am
YO...ANONYMOUS, I AINT DISSING NOBODY.
I BORN IN JONFU AND GROW UP IN BAMBURI IF YA KNOW THAT, THAT IS IN MOMBASA BUT I FORGOT KISWAHILI.
CUZ...I'M HERE IN HOLLAND NOW FOR ALMOST
10 YEARS...YALL CAN'T BLAME ME...EIGHT?

UKI TAKA KUNI FUNDISHA KISWAHILI...NIFUNDISHE.

THAT MEANS IF SOMEONE CAN TEACH ME KISWAHILI PLEASE FEEL FREE TO E-MAIL ME THIS IS MY ADRES
Moonlight_Queen@hotmail.com

I KNOW HOW TO SPEAK , BUT DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE DON'T THINK AM STUPID I WAS JUST TOO SMALL TO GO TO SCHOOL

PEACE
LALA MZURI WOTE...OR SHALL I SAY KWAHERINI.
BYE BYE.

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mo.

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 05:15 am
Maymuna mombo.
Holla at me in bakarani mombasa i been there in bamburi 5y. My homeys girls and boys live there anyways i am from MALINDI peace
bye.

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