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The life of an egg.....( YOu will die after reading this)

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (August 2000): The life of an egg.....( YOu will die after reading this)
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Maimuna

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*So you think your like is bad??
*Just think how bad the life of an egg is....

> You only get laid once,
> You only get eaten once,
> It takes 4 minutes to get hard,
> 2 minutes to get soft,
> You have to share a box with 11 other guys

> And the only chick who ever sat on your face
was your mother.

you really have to understand to laugh with it.
You have to understand what a box mean.
Will I thought it was funny and i hope you all injoy it.

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Anonymous

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lol very funny

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MAry

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Good one...did u come up with it on ur own?

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Anonymous

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ah ah hah lol

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Kusseey

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MaiMuna

loooooooooooool i loved ur joke
keep it up!!

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Anonymous

Thursday, August 17, 2000 - 02:31 pm
VERY STUPID CAME UP SOMETHING IN UR OWN!


PLZ DO THAT?

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Anonymous

Friday, August 18, 2000 - 02:38 am
hahahhahahaha
I LOVE IT

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EVE

Friday, August 18, 2000 - 07:41 am
IT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE!

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AWKOOMBE

Friday, August 18, 2000 - 11:15 am
yeah it doesn't make anysense ciyaala suuqad baa tahay naayaa, maxaa ku hadleeysaa amaba qortay, uf uf uf baa lagu yiri iyo aqas. You think that no body can see u or can catch up of where u writing these bad things from, but keep in mind that the world is civilising day after day, there fore be careful if you are a somalian muslim lady, if not what the heck u doing and why on earth u named maimuna after yourself. idiot, loser. and money more...........

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Anonymous

Friday, August 18, 2000 - 12:58 pm
hey awkoombe

hey awkoombe don't try to be smart ass.
cause your the stupid one who can't even spell,the word many. look how stupid you are you put money instead of many.

and by the way maimuna i found your joke verrrrry funny.

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Anonymous

Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 02:38 pm
VERY FUNNY... !!NOT!!

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me

Sunday, September 10, 2000 - 06:03 am
loooooooooooooooooooool 4real it was funny!!!!!!!!

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A.B

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 12:47 pm
i think some of u took it as something else but the joke is about an egg- chicken.
and the box is the little box u put them in say like when u putting them in there home-not their virginas. and looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool and looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool and looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
@ third last poster and the writter of the joke.
the 2 of u would look great together(in jokes i mean)lol.
bye guys

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No more

Monday, January 22, 2001 - 06:18 am
You are chating •••• what ever your name is. Go and find better thing to do in life. you are trying to be funny but you are not!

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