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Unrecorded Date A woman took an inexperienced man home one night, when they got to their appartment, she suggested that they try a 69. "what do u mean" he asked. Not knowing quite how to explain. she said "put your head between my legs and i will put mine between yours", still unsure but willing he agreed. As soon as he got his head between her legs she let out a rip-raoring fart. "what the hell was that he asked". "oops i'm sorry! lets try again" she asked. On the second attempt the very same thing happened. The man Immediately got up and started getting dressed. " where r u going" she asked, to which he replied. ......." if u think i'm sticking around for 67 more of these, you r carzy!!!!" if u did not laugh.......boy...u got no sence of homour unless u've herd it b4.. I'M OUT///////
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Unrecorded Date lol@wwbwoman! the 67 made me laugh! It is ramadan girl!
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Unrecorded Date Girl that is not funny aight next time come up prober comments. .....................bitch
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Unrecorded Date H.BOY.............. U NIGGA AND GET A LIFE........... UKH U MAKE ME PUKE...... SO PLZ STAY OUT OF MY PAGE..... BOY OR SHALL I SAY DOG??????/ .................................... HEY MR COOL////////////THNX BABY
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Unrecorded Date waryee ma hoyadaa iyo aabahaa ayaa sheekadaa kaaga sheekeeyay. shaqo yeelo mardanbana waxyaalahaas oo kale ha la soo shir tagin. afka caano laguugu qabaye.
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Unrecorded Date MISSION FAILED ASSSSS WHOOOOOOOLEEEEEE If u call that an insult you've something else coming......... As i said it b4 biaaaaaaatcchhhhhhhh you r not wlc in my page........... so plz you ugly peace son of a bull dog stay out cuz u don't know who u messing with and what your talking about/////////// Men your age ;;;;;;;meaning 40 and above should not mess around with little girlzzzzzzzzz GOOD NEWS: Now that you got my attentio hurry up and make your speech.......you old saggggg.... I'M OUT
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Unrecorded Date Well, I found this joke really funny. Keep it up wwbwoman!!! L8R
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Unrecorded Date wwbwomannnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was the funniest I have across in this millinium, it made me roll over. And you guys the self constructed critics learn the definition of jokes. Keep up wwb
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Unrecorded Date WARYAA SHOMBE NACASTA HA U JIIBIN KHALADKA KA SAX CIYAALKA AKHLAAQDI BAA LAGA ILOOBAY WAA SAQAJAAN HABRIHI SINGLE MOTHERSKI AHAA TIME EDEB LAGU BARO U WAAYEEN. NAYAA COME UP WITH A BETTER THING OR DIE TRYING TO MAKE ME LOUGH COUSE THAT DID NOTIN' FOR ME BITCH!
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Unrecorded Date Anonymous This is a free zone! So dude lets everyone have their say! If you don't like it, no nasty comment required! wwbwoman sup girl!
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Unrecorded Date shombe thnx man..........atleast i know some has sence of humour.....HABRAHAAN CANTARA BAQASH-KA AH......oo wax fahmaynin....ayaga dhan qalbi madow lee ku dhacay.......... Dagaal laga keenay......dagaal lee siiwadaan.........WAKE UP LOSERS THIS IS AUSTRALIA......... didn't yo mamma tell u if u aint got nothing nice to say don't say nothing at all.......... BY THE way SINGLE MOTHER-KA r considered high in Australia............so whats your point ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Mr cool,,,,,,,,,,,,,,sup girl friend...........thnx i know there's is someone out there to watch my back.............. qajac qaniisiintaan..war kooda qiimo maba looyeelo so siss.............forget them// thnx girl..... luv wwbwoman
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Unrecorded Date someone thnxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Unrecorded Date wwbw sis that really funny joke.....but did it happen u sis? just checking. take until next time.
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Unrecorded Date wwbw. sis that was a very nice joke. I liked it. and these people are just playa hating so don't pay no attention to them just let the jokes roling sis. They are ignorent kids that have nothing to do but talk . So sis thanks again for making me laugh. lol.67 I am out
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Unrecorded Date Maimun and the rest thnx.......... And plz those low life critics.....This aint for you luv......so P.O.Q.......if u know what it means/? i'm out!!!!!!!wwbwoman
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Unrecorded Date ...lol... that was so funny 67 lol sis YoW,HeidelbergBOY,,,if U did't get it, then what the hell R U doing in here?????
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Unrecorded Date wwbw helarious joke. loved it.and for all of you haters stop trashing other's creative ideas.if you can't relate ask the girl to school you.
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Unrecorded Date to wwbNaag What is a 69?????? And by the way this aint Australia this is SOMMALINET! As they said it b4 biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatchhhhhhhh!
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Unrecorded Date wwwwoman, that was realy funny, it realy made me laugh, you must be one hell of sister, how did you make that? lol.
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Unrecorded Date Anonymous> you low life........."this aint australai it's somalinet..." fool we happen to be in Australia since u failed to notice.... And i'm sorry this aint somalia...so there's always a freedom of speech////...And this page aint for critics it's a jokes page But i guess.......u too damn to realise it b/c 'Maskaxdaada xumbaa ka buuxda" peace dawg........................................................................................... To: Mo Ibrahim..........thnx boo....... i can see u can understand the word "joke unlike some ppl........cioa
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Unrecorded Date THAT WAS FUNNY SIS,IT REALLY MADE ME LAUGH TO BITS. PEACE SEE YA
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Unrecorded Date TO: WWBWOMAN I was wonderin babes how would you like if i get on top and hit the hot spot. Can I hit you with 69. I hit you on the back if u like. Remeber 69 was a very good year. Please e mail me
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Unrecorded Date SALAAMZ ALL LOOOOOOOOOLWWBWOMAN.........GOD THAT WAS FANNIIIIII........SHIIIIIIT I CAN SEE WHY THE MAN DOESN'T WANNA GO THROUGH 67 MORE OF THOSE....LOOOL@67....... N LOOOOOOL@ROUGHRIDDER .........DANG FOOL U MISS THE POINT AGAIN LIKE OF THOSE HARD HEADED PEEPZ BUY HECK U STILL FUNNY LOOOOOL NUFF LOVE FUNKYMOMA
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Unrecorded Date Thnx guyz...........Hey roughrider....i can't manage to deal with 69 of these thingz... i willbe unconciuos by the end of it....lol By the way rough u mistaking boy...i aint got no email of yours....... p.s I herd somali men use to practice 69 on da camels ..dat tru boy?? Don't be shy tell us if u have past experiences...lol ..................................................... Funkymoma love the nick......cool to have a jigga like u around....with good sence of humour... .............................................. Thnx@Nadia...........thnx for your comment siss ................................. Hey guyz.....why don't u check out my other "jokes".....they all got the tag "wwbw" so u won't miss them......... peace and luv y'll I'M OUT
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Unrecorded Date Heey wwbw I am in Australia Where the hell are you?!!! Ain't seen any somaligirl like you in Australia Or I missed the new arrivals (Are You New To Here) the joke was super I am still lol. EEY Girl you should let us know who you are. We like all the girls with atittudes. Australia all I know are (somalians) Shy and backward, God knows how they made to Australia?!!. It's nice to have you in australia. Keep the good Job. those idiots should'nt visit this pages let alone Write their distorted opinion.
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Unrecorded Date LOL JEEGO "GOD KNOWS HOW THEY MADE IT TO AUSTRALIA" THATS A GOOD ONE.... WELL BRO........I THOUGHT IF A GIRL LIKE ME STANDS IN THE LIGHT OF SOMALIS.... I'D THOUGHT I'D BE SACRIFICED BACK TO SOMALIA.. LOL.............. BOY I DO LIVE IN AUSTRALIA........AND I AINT KNEW I'M ONE OF THOSE ACTUALLY ROTTEN IN AUSTRALIA AND I'M JUST A TYPICAL SOMALI GIRL....THOUGHT I'D LET U KNOW THIS,,,,,,,,, BUT I GOTTA GREAT SENCE OF HUMOUR... MAKING PPL LUAGH IS MISSION........ I'VE ALWAYS DONE THAT.........AND I TILL DO DAT BOY......ESPECIALLY TO MY FRIENDS AT UNI THEY CAN'T GET THROUGH THE DAY WITHOUT ME.. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH U GUYZ R U PROBABLY LAUGHING AT ME.,,,,CUZ I'M ALL OF A SUDDEN OF MY SELF...WELL U STARTED AND I'M FINISHING IT OFF 4 YA... THATS ALL FROM ME MATE.......... TAKE CARE BUDDIES.... I'M OUT
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Unrecorded Date THANKS, THAT WAS REALY FUNY. AND I GOT AROUSED WHEN I READ IT I HOPE WE CAN DO IT
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Unrecorded Date boy do you need a life if you got aroused from a jokes page. keep up the good jokes sis. later
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Unrecorded Date WWBW LOL I laughed girl.....That was FUNNNNNNNNNNY Keep em coming GIRLFRIEND
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Unrecorded Date wwbwoman U must b 'waxay balaayo ku dhacday' how come u suggest to expose something so disgusting to our culture. I'm so sick about what u r givi' to the public.
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Unrecorded Date DIBIICI OR DIBI WHAT EVER U CALL YOUR SELF.. I SEE U COMING FROM THE OLD GENERATION..... AND I GOT NO TIME TO ABUSE THE ELDERLY....SO OLD MAN FIRST THING "BACK" OFF SECONDLY....AFTER ALL WE R OBVIOULY HERE TO MAKE PPL LUAGH....PLUS THERE R TONS OF WORSER JOKES OUT THERE,,,ESPECIALLY WRITTEN IN SOMALI,,,, SO LISTEN UP YOU OLD DIRTY BASTARD... GET A FUUUCKING GRIP IN YOUR LIFE AND SET YOUR OLD FACTS straight THIS is THE 21ST CENTURY//// UNLESS THIS YOUR WAY TO GET IN TO THE YOUNG AND 69ER BUSSINESS.....SO YOUR EXCUSE IS TO FUUCKIN DISS ME SO I CAN SPELL MORE ABOUT 69ER TO YOU!! WELL SORRY BUT "MISSION FAILED" I'M OUT WWBW......... ........................... LAYLA AND TROUBLE GIRL THNX G'S GOOD TO C SISTAZ LIKE U OUT THERE!!!!! MEANING.....U KNOW WHAT A JOKE IS... UNLIKE SOME PPL...OOOHHH I WONDER WHO THAT IS!! TAKE CARE GIRLZ
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Unrecorded Date "this is the twenty first century..." "free speech" nan nannanananna llllllloooooooooooooooolllllllllllllooooo man! does this chit know anything?-seems to me she no better than a DONKEY! just like a donkey you fallow weeel actually a donkey is BETTER! because he fallows to get a food or to piss -YOU fallow (gaalo)because you sadly and patheticaly DONT KNOW BETTER!. it is a SHAME when people (like this she-animal-worse-than-donkey)misunderstood what REALY is meant by 'freedom of speech' or "twenty frist century"-EVEN oussies dont talk like that!
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Unrecorded Date G-bone lol you nailed it bro lol
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Unrecorded Date Girl that was funny for real....Got any more jokes?
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Unrecorded Date TO WWBW THAT WAS FUNNY BRO ........//////////IMEAN VERY FUNNY..........////////SO KEEP UP THE FUNNY JOKES BRO ANYWAY DO U LIVE IN AUSRALIA......... .....//CAZE ,U SOUND LIKE DINGO ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I MEAN 4REAL DINGO..........
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Unrecorded Date jiijo girlfriend ...........thnx for the comment,,,but u have insulted me as well I'M A FEMALEEEEEE i'm out
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Unrecorded Date Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Girl that was some funny ....4real boo dont listen to this playa hatters aight
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