     Funnyface | Unrecorded Date
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around,looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his
sack, a strange disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight
off and froze.
When he heard nothing more, after a bit he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light back
on and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined this light around frantically, looking for the
source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I am just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me huh ? Who do you think you are?"
"Moses." Replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of stupid people would name a parrot Moses?"
The bird promptly answered, "probably the same kind of people that would name a Dopperman(dog) Jesus..."
heheheheh.....kujiroow ka bax!! :-) |
