     Qalanjo | Unrecorded Date
To: All
The following is funny story,, but not as funny as the one before,,So I hope you will like it....
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom
I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."
"Thank you!" the woman responded.
The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house.
His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.
The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots.
Immediately, the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"
Have Fun wont you!!!!!
Qalanjo |
| saransoor | Unrecorded Date
To: qalanjo
waa sheeko xariir fiican, laakiin ma la'dahay wax somaali khuseeya oo aad soo xigato.
bal asbuuca soo socda mid noo soo qabo, afkaaga suugaan lagu faa'iidaysaye.
mahadsanid
saransoor |
| stressman | Unrecorded Date
I have question to ask is it true that when somali men jew that discusting plant gad at night they dream of cats screaming up there arse? |
| danger | Unrecorded Date
i feel the same way about that as well why?
it's stupid ,is it true that when they eat it(qaad) they feel that they are on top of the world,but the stupid thing they don't understand that they well never be on top but on bottom of by feet |
| shaxshax | Unrecorded Date
Hey, !!danger!! or what ever ur name is
u would´t call ur dad stupid couse he chew "qad"
is´t he??
or one off ur fammily so think to wice b4 u say anything that u wanna say!!!!!!! |
| Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
SHAX SHAX IF YOUR DAD CHEWS QAD THEN, SIS BY ALL INDICATIONS YOUR DAD IS 'STUPID'
SORY TO BE HARSH BUT THAT IS THE WAY IT GOES YOU GOTTA SEE THE TRUTH NOT BE BLINDED BECOUSE HE IS A MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY. |
| jamaal | Unrecorded Date
Stressman sxb that cat running in their ass is called "DUBAAB" lol and as the Shiekhin suggest it's SHAIDHAAN acting like a cat.
But hey dubaab only comes when they are unable to bite the qat.
Jamaal |
| jamaal | Unrecorded Date
what happens to the females who don't havea QAT but? do they feel "dubaab" as males do? if they do where does the dubaab go to in their body? lol
Iam just curious.
discussion is wide open with no hard feeling
jamaal |
| RUSSIA | Unrecorded Date
somaliyey hadii ay qalanjo waxaas la soo shir tagtey coofaadhana maxay la iman doontaa?
QALANJOY ala afkaaga MUUS MADOW lagu qabey.
waad iga qoslisay. |
| SOMALIAsista | Unrecorded Date
qalanyoy sis, that was funny joke.
as for the qad, our man will never stop eat it, i guess is part of their natural or something i don't but, am waiting until the day allah help them. I just now that I will never date a guy to eat qad, why?, well is simple, he will waste his money on qad then his family, don't you agree ppl?
I hope so, coz i have see guy like that.
take care for now
SOMALIAsista |
| muna | Unrecorded Date
hi, you shouldn't be angry at the girl she is only concerned with you well being, qad is not good for you health or your emotional being, it puts stress on you family and your self, anybody who eats qad must be bored or depressed, and before you go into my family my dad doesn't qad and hates the smell of smoke. but inshalaah allah will help those who want to be helped.
before you eat qad do you think of your family who could with the money you spend on qad. i have known a lot fo couples who divorced because of qad, think of that before you start chewing qad.
peace |
| Asiyo | Unrecorded Date
I dont think we should call peopel who eat jad stupid , its not cos they are stupid. i mean everyone has a hobbie , and their hobbie is chewing jad. just cos they chew jad people think they are stupid or something. i mean its not really nice but instead of calling them names we should find a solution stop them from chewing jad. i dont mind if they chew but not everyday , maybe once a week or something. Them chewing is effecting everything. i mean a young girl who is still single , its not cos i have not had offers , its just that ones my age are so much immature. they chew or try to be a rude boy or belong into a gang or something. its really hard to find a decent somalia guy , but i believe that they are some nice ones out but most of them is taken. sp come on people lets do something about before its too late. I mean they used to chew before in our country but it werent effecting their families. |
| Qayile | Unrecorded Date
To Asiyo:
It seems like you chew Qaad!!!Do you???/Cos I am very suprised with the support that you are giving.. |
| asiyo | Unrecorded Date
To Qayile,
I do not chew qad. i am a young , interlligent , respectable girl , who thinks that our brothers need help and trying to find a solution. But you dont seem to understand that. Your judging me and u dont even know me. |
| AK | Unrecorded Date
To Asiyo
I think you r totally wrong and I think we should say people who eat gad are stupid and let me tell you something chewing gad it is not hobby at all it is silly. What kind of examples r they setting for our youngest. The youngest will see his/her dad sitting on their ass for hours and not doing anything useful such as work or teaching their children how to read or write not only English, but also the most important of all the “QURAN”. Don’t u think our youngest deserve love, care and attention from their parents otherwise nothing special will happen in their lives. Gad brings hell and unhappiness in every family. Most people who chew gad are old enough to know what they doing, but the only thing we could do to stop this time and money wasting habit is to may campaign against it ani-gad campaign something like that.
So I think you and other people who think gad is just playing football in the park or something, the answer is no it is more to playing footie it is discraze to our indignity and we are all setting bad examples for our coming generation. So please think more widely than ur mind allows u to.
Ps it is not hard to find a decent Somali guy, but I think u have been looking at the wrong place and at the wrong time (there’s plenty trust me).
AK |
| AK | Unrecorded Date
to galanjo
where r u coming up with these lovely funny stories, does it occur to u that u sound bit of someone who had a little experience about gad. Don’t get me wrong may be I am wrong.
AK |
| Qalanjo | Unrecorded Date
To: AK
I am an intertainer, not a "Qayisho", I hope that answers your question. In my book men who chew qad I call them "Dibi" and the women who chew qad "Lo'o".
waa sii hadaafaa
Jaaw
Qalanjo |
| Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
Qalanjooy afkaaga caano boodhe iyo misir kukul lagu qabay.
Laakiin waxaan u malaynayaa adigoo af soomaali intaa ku yidhaahda ayaa ka qosol badnaan lahayd. |
| ladan | Unrecorded Date
boom boom..that was good..what is qad? |
| Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
Qalanjo; U r funny!!! hehehe...
About the chewing qad....those who do chew ain't stupied...nur has it as a hoppy chewing it.Chewing qad = waisting time!....juz think bout it...why is it more n more ppl chewing qad? Why r more n more family r distroied by qad???
Cuz: many of the somali ppl don have the education tht can give them the good jobs they want.Pluss we somali ppl r lazy ( arguee as u wanna it's a Fact...we woulda take a easy made money then sweat for getting n earning money!).
So basically those who chew is it's cuz of they feell helpless....the goverment won't help them or give any alternatives ( jobs /work or wht eva)...n why not chew??? when their wowen are getting pregnant every 10 monuth...they say they r seperate from their wifes ...n gets all the money for free???....from the goverment???...( not so good idea when it comes to the long run!)
Then we have those with great jobs...happy family men...who chews cuz it's traditional to chew in the weekends ( with those others i descriped)....
Wht they don know ( they actually know but won't consider!!!) tht qad = drug( opium related).it's a drug salat.whic u get addiceted too( reason why they don stop chewing it).
They are not stupied or anything......they just don care....wht it's does to them....their family...
They just long for the higth feeling of "beeing on top of the world" .Why not who wouldn't like "beeing on top of the world" every minutt of the day????
Personaly : i dis like ppl who chews qad( men n women!).N had long discusstion with those of my family who chew...now one stop chewing....so one down n 2 more to go... |
| Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
hey qalanjo
thanks for the i like all your jokes this one made my day, i realy like jokes but u know what dont listen to all that negativity i think those ppl that responded to your jokes negatively are bunch of idiots who have nothing, keep up the good work. later |
| shimbir | Unrecorded Date
this story had happen to moi
my glorious mother in law missing 'again' as usual i had to drive around and look for her.
only this time i reported her to the fire brigade
amaba kooxda dab-damiska and told them she was missing for six hrs.
the chief asked me a very difficult question
WHY US?
i said what do mean?
WE ARE NOT THE POLICE, THERE FOR I SUGEST YOU GO TO THE POLICE STATION AND REPORT HER THERE.
but you dont understand sir, last time i reported her at the police station they found herrrrrr!!!!!
WARNNING: keep this joke to your self and under no circumistances must your wife not sees it.
well i am not married so what the hek |
| QAAT | Unrecorded Date
DEAR QALANJO.
QAAT IS SOMETHING NORMAL, BUT SINCE YOUR IN WESTREN COUNTRIES, YOUR NEW GENERATIONS (I MEAN YOUR CHILDREN) WILL ENJOY MUQAADARAAD (HIROWIN) INSTEAD OF QAAT & THEIR DUBAAB WILL BE THE BIBLE.
FOR UR INFORMATION. |
| Ahmed Afgooye | Unrecorded Date
Hi Qalanjo
Keep up the good work. Your jokes are so funny they removed me from the library while I was laughing hysterically.
Do not try to reason with the unreasonable. Unfortunately most of us are so thick that we still grassing like an animals.
For mister QAAT coming up with this notion that you have to be on Qaad or Drugs, I think you could do with a bit of education or maybe medication or both.
Jokes are jokes you either got it or not, this is the main topic of this page regardless of language or origin of it.
I know I have to offend a lot people and please do not get the wrong idea or I am anti-Islam about why I am going to say. I am sick and tired of some brothers and sisters who jump into Islam bundwagon. I mean they try to hijack every conversation into some kind of relegion dialoge. I am sorry one has to be frank with you guys you are not more Muslim than I am. If I want to hear few jokes from a joke page I don't expect a nutter going on about something which has absulately to do subject. |
| shaafi | Unrecorded Date
WELL SAID AFGOOYE |
