     Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
This guy goes to a grocery store and asks the clerk
behind the counter for two cans of dog food. "Do you
have a dog?" asked the clerk. "Yes I do!" replied the
puzzled customer. "I'm sorry sir" said the clerk "But
you're going to have prove to me that you have a dog
before I can sell you dog food." Back home went the
frustrated customer to get his dog and pulled it on
its leash all the way back to the store. "Here's my
dog!" weezed the tired customer. Thank you sir, here
is your two cans of dog food." Two days later the guy
returns to the same store and goes up to the same
clerk and says: "Two cans of cat food please."
"Do you have a cat sir?" "Of course I do!" said the
exasperated customer. "I'm sorry sir but I have to see
your cat before I can sell you cat food." The guy
storms out of the store, goes home, grabs his cat,
drags it back to the store and holds up the cat by
it's tail for the clerk to see. "Thank you sir here is
your two cans of cat food." The very next day. The guy
returns to the store, approaches the clerk and places
on the counter a white shoebox with a small hole on
the cover. "Yes sir", asked the clerk, "What can I do
for you?" Put your finger in the hole" ordered the
customer. "I beg your pardon?" said the clerk. "Do as
I say!" ordered the guy. Cautiously the clerk slid his
finger all the way in the hole. "Pull it out and tell
me what it looks like!" said the guy "It looks like
CRAP!" said the disgusted clerk; to which the customer
replied "THAT'S RIGHT!!, Now give me two rolls of
toilet paper!" |
| Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
enjoy my joke and tell me all about ur veiws and there will me many more on the way from
ANDADY |
| Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
enjoy my joke and tell me all about ur veiws and there will me many more on the way from
ANDADY |
| Caafi | Unrecorded Date
yack!!!! stinks!.........yax yax yax......i guess stinks will do for the time being..........lets see the rest........ |
| lol | Unrecorded Date
i thing this reminds of me someone and it isn't funny at all bro.
any way it was too long and i got bored so next time write better and shorter |
| darwiish | Unrecorded Date
ka waran barawaanigii yemen tagay. shan sano kahor ayaa waxaa magaalada boosaaso ka anbabaxay mid barawaani ah marka doontii aa mudo ku jirtay wadada aakhir nabad baa lagu tagay yemen aroortii danbaa duqa waxaa ladoontay subag canjeerada lagu cuno halkoo saaxiibkiisaa lasii maray oo lasii waydiiyay waxa subaga lagu dhoho aa labaxay intii lasii socday aa kalmadii kalmad kale lagu qalday subaga waxaa lagu dhahaa [al-zubdah]tan lagu khaldayna waxaa waaye[al-zubi]oo guska ah carabkoo kacsi tabcaan la ohoo dukaanka adeerkiis uga tagay oo naagtii soomartaba iyo ninkii futo kuusan ee soomaraba isha laga daba gaynaayuu usoo galay oo dhahay hal cindaka zubi? carabkii waxuu garan waayay goor khamiiskii latuuray ,barawaa nigii orod doontii lasoo raacay aa dib loogu noqday.peace. |
| Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
I heard that happened to an old lady in Eigypt. |
| Troubled..mind | Unrecorded Date
to Lol,
how can you remember somebody by a joke like that.
Ya imaganary friend maybe. Who is made out of crap or so. what ever, to weird for me.
to anonymous it was good but the end needs some adjusting. don't take notice of these idiots keep givin them |
