Ma Dawg | Unrecorded Date Retirement My nookie days are over my pilot light is out, what used to be my sex appeal is now my water spout. Time was of it's own accord from my trousers it would spring, but now I have a full time job to find the blasted thing. It used to be embarassing the way it would behave, for every single morning it would stand and watch me shave. but as old age approached it sure gives me the blues, to see it hang its withered head and watch me tie my shoes. |