     Ma Dawg | Unrecorded Date
Retirement
My nookie days are over
my pilot light is out,
what used to be my sex appeal
is now my water spout.
Time was of it's own accord
from my trousers it would spring,
but now I have a full time job
to find the blasted thing.
It used to be embarassing
the way it would behave,
for every single morning
it would stand and watch me shave.
but as old age approached
it sure gives me the blues,
to see it hang its withered head
and watch me tie my shoes. |
