     wwbwoman | Unrecorded Date
Here is another one?????????????/
A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a
nightmare. The man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies
that he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father
assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed. The next
day, Auntie Susie dies.
One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him
goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his
son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died. The
father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed. The
next day, granddaddy dies.
One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him
goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his
son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that daddy had died. The
father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed. The man goes
to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified. The next day, the man is
scared for his life - he is sure is going to die. After dressing he drives
very cautiously to work fearful of a collision. He doesn't eat lunch because
he is scared of food poisoning. He avoids everyone for he is sure he will
somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise, starts at every movement and
hides under his desk for saftey. Upon walking in his front door, he finds
his wife. "Good God, Dear," he proclaims, "I've just had the worst day of my
entire life!"
She responds, "You think your day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on the
doorstep this morning".
wwbwoman
I'M OUT |
