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     | Unrecorded Date EAST TO THE SEA,WEST TO THE LAND, DEATH TO THE IDIOT THAT TOUCHES MY MAN My First Time I Did It, The sky was dark,The moon was high,All alone, Just her and I, Her hair so soft, Her eyes so blue, I knew just what, She wanted to do, Her skin so soft, Her legs so fine, I ran my fingers, Down her spine, I didn't know how, But I tried my best, To place my hand, On her breasts, I remember my fear, My fast beating heart, But slowly she spread, Her legs apart, And when she did it, I felt no shame, All at once, The white stuff came, At last it's finished, It's all over now, My first time, Milking a cow! And How Was Your First Time ??????
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| | Unrecorded Date Wacal baad tahayee kala tag meesha macsida aad suubisay dadka ha u sharxinee
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| | Unrecorded Date hahahahhahah that was hilarious Grl
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| | Unrecorded Date hold up !!!!!!i want to know was the girl somali or was she a BLACK/WHITE sharmuuto,i guess it was ,you have my sypmathy. because you couldn't wait you DESPIRATE BASTER!!!!!! YOU WOULD SLEEP WITH A SHARMUUTO OO CANDHADEEDA IS KA DHAQIN .YOU SHOULD GO TO THE DOCTORS FOR CHECK UPS YOU DISEASED HIV VIRUS .
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| | Unrecorded Date I LOVED IT HHHHHHHHMMM ENTERESTING ANY WAY GOOD LUCK
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| | Unrecorded Date i hope it was he's wife than it is cool if not shame on you. sin all sin. bad very bad. i hope it the wife. lord helps us all. what this world come into bye
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| | Unrecorded Date Daymmmmmm PPL Macsi loodhin waaxid.All you think about is SEX/SEX/SEX/ AND MORE SEX......u AINT GETTING NONE HUH.I pity U
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| | Unrecorded Date i am lost here, is the merson male or female? wonders never cease.
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| | Unrecorded Date To all those who didn't get the joke....you bunch of fools........don't u get it... at the start it seems like "it's a bout sex" but it's not u idiots......it's about milking a cow.......DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE TO BE USEEEEEE.....GOD HELP YOUS..... AND that faggot who reckons it about "sex sex" u stupid....that shows how u your self think about it.....hahahahaha suck in I'M OUT
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| | Unrecorded Date Will I for one think it's real funny .. LoL@ milking a cow LoL@..
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| | Unrecorded Date To wwbwomen, to quote u said, "HER EYES SO BLUE" well i guess, a cow has blue eyes? who's the fool now, that thinks cows actually have a blue eyes, don't play with our intelegance. U posted something that was shameful and ur trying to cover it by telling us it's a joke. I guess the Joke is on u. Alaylahe somali maxay isku ciyaartay, dhaqenkiina intaad ka tagteen baad kaa usocoteena gaari waydeen. May God have Mercy on Us, coz we need his guidance where ever we are,
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| | Unrecorded Date For real...U'all need to relax..damn it's ONLY a joke ...
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| | Unrecorded Date That wasn't a real funny joke but is aight still... To haterz: if the he/she said its a joke ..its a joke..so take a chill pill aight... Give us some More,,,JOKES i mean!!
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| | Unrecorded Date looooooooooooooooooooooool
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| | Unrecorded Date That was soooooooooooooo funy man keep doing what u r doing and dont listent to other losers love safiya
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| | Unrecorded Date A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. Then she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst out laughing. She had him arrested. When the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner. His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement which read "Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins", then she moved under one that read "Sloans Liniments remove swelling". I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement which read "William's Stick Did The Trick". Then I could not control myself any longer when on the fourth move she sat under an advertisement which read "Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident." The case was dismissed.
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| | Unrecorded Date wwbWoman Girl i loved ur joke, even though it's not new to me. But i was really surprised at the ppl's reactions towards it. I guess they didn't get, even though the last line was "My first time milking a Cow." n e wayz, keep on posting the hilarious jokes girl! (some of us will enjoy it!!)lol And JAYTE, Urs was great too! I laughed so hard, i cried! thanx for the laughs both of u!
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| | Unrecorded Date I for one Love it It's sooo funny and at first I actually thought it was about sex I stil It's about sex but I love it to death Keep be interested Zain
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| | Wednesday, August 09, 2000 - 02:13 am LOL DAMN GIRL I'M JUST HERE READING THIS FUNNY STUFF YO WHEN I READ THIS I REALY WAS THINKING ABOUT BUT THEN WHEN SHE THAT AT END I WAS LIKE SHOCK LOL GOT JUST U FULL SUPRISES HOPEU LIKE IT
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| | Wednesday, August 09, 2000 - 02:15 am LOL DAMN BABYGIRL I WAS READING THIS EMAIL THINKING ABOUT U THEN AT END I WAS LIKE HELL NAH THAT GOT ME LIKE U FULL SUPRISES HOPE U LIKE IT BYE.
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| | Thursday, August 10, 2000 - 02:07 am I was wondering what you were talking about! but now I got your point, you mislead the people into wrong direction! yo, I'm so glad to hear what you meant. Dadkana waxaan kula dardaarmi lahaa ineysan degdegin oo ay weydiiyaan wuxuu qofka ka wado...adigana dadka ha waalin qofyahoow anigaba waxaan rabey inaan ku soo habaaree.
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| | Thursday, August 10, 2000 - 11:42 am a man walks into a bar, orders a drink and gulps it down, looks in his pocket and orders another one, gulps it down and again looks in his pocket. He does this about 7 or 8 times when the bartender finally asks " Every time you finish your drink you look in your pocket. What's in your pocket?" he asks. The man replies, " Oh...i have a picture of my wife in there...i drink until she looks good then i go home
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| | Thursday, August 10, 2000 - 06:57 pm the other day i was sitting the doctor's office,when a nun came out running of the exam room screaming and yelling,she did not even pay her bill,just slammed the door and left. About a minute latter the doc come out and the nurse asked him" Doctor,what on earth happened in there?"the doc replied "I examined her and then told her she was pregnant," pregnant a nun that is imposible said the nurse " I knoe it, but it shure cured her hiccupps replied the doc.............. ana waxaan u malayey in Soomaalida kaliya ay aaminsanayd qof hingooda ka nixi hingadu way ka joogsane..........
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| | Wednesday, August 23, 2000 - 07:36 pm lol@pearl I agree with U man ,,,,,,,,,what does he think that we are stupid ,,,,,,since when cow have blue eyes ,,,,,,,dumb ,,,,,,,,,what U were saying it's more like U were talking about sex so please don't think we're drum ,,,,,,,,walaahi dhaqan baa baa waxaa soconoba ma halkaa ayaa maraynaa,,,,,,,,cajaaib,,,,,,waa yaab mana yaro
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| | Thursday, October 26, 2000 - 08:36 am JAYTE YOUR JOKE WAS SO FUNNY BRO KEEP THAT UP. ABOUT THE COW JOKE, IF THE PERSON SAID IT IS A JOKE WELL WE SHOULD ACCEPT IT, IF U DONT FIND IT FUNNY THEN DONT LAUGH ABOUT IT,WE ALL KNOW HOW THE WORLD HAS GONE ASTRAY, WE SHOULD JUST TRY TO AVOID GOING THAT WAY. KEEP THE JOKES COMING ALL
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| | Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 11:56 am lol @ everyone. First, to be honest with you guys, i thought it was a poem or something like that but sex never came to my mind.And hen the cow came to my mind before i got the end but some of you didn't get at all and then said bad things about it. there's no reason for you to get mad or upset. You came in here to read it, you didn't laught? It ain't her fault, just walk back as you walked in. without hurting anyone(even though i don't think you'll hurt anyone)for heaven's sake. to sahra Just because you haven't see a cow with blue eyes doesn't mean there isn't one. Say when you were back home, did you knew that there were people with blue, green,hazzel eyes? I bet you didn't know the color of your own eyes. So my point is , you just discoverd these thing when you got here and there is no reason to act like you know everything. I got that idea from the way you were talking-which I, personally didn't like. wwbw are you female and i like the way you think, can we know each other by any chance?
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| | Thursday, November 02, 2000 - 02:01 pm wwbwomen i feel sorry for you mate cuz in everyone's first time they do it with the first girl that spreads her legs to them so i don't blame u so what is so special about this topic my friend. i hope she wasn't somalian girl. peace and love to my ppl calling from uk
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| | Sunday, November 19, 2000 - 02:29 pm TO ZAMZAM HONEY GO BACK AND READ AGAIN HIS TALKING ABOUT A COW NOT A GIRL OK ZAMZAM.....
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| | Sunday, December 10, 2000 - 12:52 am first to those Stupid ppl who have no sence of humor or sence of getting a joke....U R IN THR WRONG PAGE.......... TO THOSE WHO GAVE ME THE GOOD COMPLIMENT THNX DUDES....I DIDNT MAKE UP THIS JOKE A FRIEND SEND IT TO ME AND SINCE IT MADE ME LAUGH I THOUGHT IT MAY MAKE OTHERS LAUGH..... AND TO THAT IDIOT WHO WAS TALKING ABOUT "THE BLUE EYE COW......DUUH SPACTIC ITS A JOKE........ IF U DONT LIKE IT....MOVE ON BIAAAACTH CUZ I NEVA INVITED U TO VIEW MY PAGE.....!!!!!!!!!!!! ANY1 WHO WANTS......MORE JOKES EMAIL ME FROM quencyque_18@hotmail.com bye y'll
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