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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (August 2000): GET HOOKED UP
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Huricane

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Do you get ennoyed by not finding the right person the one suitable for you. Do you sometimes tell your self you would never find a true love.. Not to mention the GREAT expectation we all have.
Do you always wondered hypethedicly how your life would be in a fare tale. ie romeo &Juliet or qays & layla. *Think about it*
If you wanna have the perfect relationship & friendship this is the place for you.


* No critizism
* No harassment
thanks

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Tempest

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You need to get hooked up on phonics, otherwise write in Somali.


Mean no disrespect.
Peace out

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True say!

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To whoever, i totally agree with you. I am a pretty girl and it is very hard for me because guys hassle me alot. But still i don't go out with them cos i know i should wait for prinz charming. Ibelieve everyone has someone out there, and it is special so don't rush! So i didn't mean to sound rude.

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SmOoThY

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True say! umm Pretty huh?..?

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CHOCLATE

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I AM SO BITTER, I HAVE JUST REALIZED THAT THE SOMALIAN MEN ARE MOSTLY JERKS. TONIGHT EARLIER WE WENT TO THIS PARTY AND I WAS WITH MY BOYFRIEND I WILL NOT SAY I'M THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SOMALI WOMAN BUT IT SEEMS MEN ARE ALWAYS ATTRACTED TO ME. THEY WILL TRY TO PICK ME UP EVEN WHEN I'M NOT INTERESTED. JUST BECAUSE I'M A SIZE 4 AND I HAVE A SOMALIAN BUTT AND MY BRA SIZE IS C DOES THAT MAKE ME A WHORE.

TOTALLY MISUNDERSTOOD
CHOCLATE

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Dhex-madag

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How can you be a size 4 and have a "somalian" butt and a size C cup?? There is some contradiction here.

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True Say!

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Hey Choclate first of all honey i think you need some advice from a concerned sista, First all guys are jerks or at least it's best to think that so that if they let you down you know what to expect, right?
And Smoothy, are you doubting the fact that i said i am pretty or are you just trying to provoke a reaction from me. Because if you want a reaction your gonna have to say a little bit more than that.

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SmOoThY

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lol Choclate...U poor female

Being cute dosen't make you a whore honey ..Where did U get that form...But U know what does make U a whore..If U go with this boyz that try and pick you up SweeTie...Do U understand? now..

To::Tru::: Lady no I'm sure U cute too its just the way U sell yoself...was so tight sounds like one of them adds off da newpapers...I'm not hattin'..on U honey U go with yo lil cute self..

Much Luv

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LAYLAAAAAAAAAA

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SMOOTHYYYY
LOL@@@
BY LAYLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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GQLUVE

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TO ALL THE SWEETLADIES, I TOTALLY DISAGREE ABOUT ALL MEN BEING JERK, I KNOW THERE ARE SOME BROTHAZ WHO TREATE OUR QUEENZ OR BROWNSUGAZ EVERY BAD. BUT I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT NOT ALL MEN ARE JERK WE STILL HAVE SOME GOOD MEN LEFT SO DON'T JUDGE EVERYONE THE SOME.
AND TO CHOCOLATE
SIS LET ME HIT U WITH LITTLE ADVICE, I KNOW UR BEAUTIFUL AND CHARMING TOO. SO ALL I WANNA SAY IS KEEP UR BEAUTIFUL BODY AND SOME DAY UR PRINCE WILL COME ALONE.
TAKE CARE EVERYONE
PEACE & LUVE

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True Say!

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To GQLUVE: Bro just wanna say that i wished we had more guys with an attitude like yours cos you sound very sweet. I pray to Allah (Subhanallah) that i find a guy as sweet as you.
Keep the good attitude up bro, us women need more guys like you. I know sometimes you "good" guys feel bad cos you all being categorised with all the "bad" guys but we know not all men are the same. And that occasionally there will be good guys.

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malmo-boy

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All sijuwi's unite with me. Niaje jo! mambo poa ama?

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Genuine man

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There's a lot good decent brothas, and some y'all beautiful sistas ain't lookin hard enough or are scared to give a nigga a chance because of a previous relationship that went sour, but keep ya headz up sistas, coz here we come! Peace out.

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Anonymous

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I DON'T THINK THEY IS ANY DECENT BROTHER'S LEFT.

BUT I HAVE FOUND MY PRINCE CHARMING AND LOST HIM TOO, BUT I KNOW ONE DAY WE WILL BE TOGETHER AGAIN.

BROTHER ALWAYS HASSLE ME TO GO OUT WITH THEM BUT I AM WAITING FOR MY PRINCE TO COME BACK.

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Cutie

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I do agree, all somali men are jerks! Especially, when they are in their 20's still acting like 12...I don't think they ever grow up!! therefore, I don't believe there is a prince charming waiting
for any Somali women....I'm out!

Cutie!

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faiza`hani

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hhahahah daymn
sup yAll
smooThy keepin it tight as eva i c hi ya doin' lov'
hey Choco whats a size 4 is that like an 8 in the Englis size or what. ;/ just asking sis dont mean to be rude or nuthin' enyhow i know this very charming guy if u want me to hook u up with him every cute too i might add.
For those who r saying all somali guys r jerks yall rite to some extent but hey would ya class ur own fathers as jerks huh? guess not so u c just most of the 1s in our age r but not all.
Chocolate i know what u mean exactly that they all bad and •••• like that but it seems the 1s we dont meet r always the nice 1s any of u's noticed that? Or is it just me and sis chocolate.
Much love to u all

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Iman u sister

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girlz
u know that guys are jerks but
their them sweet ones waiting for girls
who looking for man not a boy
to all u sister u all need to know guyz ain't worth the trouble they cause so i advice u to chil and have fun with out waiting for little boys

p.s no love for u all who got none to reture & peace out for u all who need it

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RealSweet

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From: Your Somali Princess

First of all i am a female that chillz wit niggaz all the time, and the only sisters i've ever know were my two brothers, i got my girls on the side but conserning the fellaz i would have to say it's mostly on the girl. If you respect yourself enough to keep your reputation clean then no guy can **** wit that, and surly you will get the respect you deserve, girlfriend treat yourself good and others will do the same. Even the worst of niggaz give me the upmost respect and i've never complained of being disrespected cause i don't give no one a good reason to do so,(not to mention i got crazy ass brothaz that will deal wit their cases). But even i have delt with a few sour grapes, and i found my prince charming and let me say that before i even met him i didn't like him, i felt that he was quite and he wasn't all that too friendly either, but it took me a long time to discover how genuine he really is, and now i can never see myself with anyone else. I think that some of us girls don't give the sweet guys a chance to get to know us and most times the sweet ones don't act as sweet as they are and it's the jerks that disguise themself's as sweet and mess up with our emotions and our instincts and leave us with a negative impact. So the advice i have to my Somali sistas is don't judge a book by it's cover, read all about it and do some compairing and trust me your results will surprise you. Expect the unexpected, and maintain your respect at all times, in order to receive it always. And please don't stoop to the same level as the shallow boys, swim deeper, don't treat love like a game but treat it like a part of reality. My best wishes to all my ladies and gentlemen, and to all the boys and girls who are still playing this game, get into the real world and get a tast of sweet reality.

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RealSweet

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From: Your Somali Princess

First of all i am a female that chillz wit niggaz all the time, and the only sisters i've ever know were my two brothers, i got my girls on the side but conserning the fellaz i would have to say it's mostly on the girl. If you respect yourself enough to keep your reputation clean then no guy can **** wit that, and surly you will get the respect you deserve, girlfriend treat yourself good and others will do the same. Even the worst of niggaz give me the upmost respect and i've never complained of being disrespected cause i don't give no one a good reason to do so,(not to mention i got crazy ass brothaz that will deal wit their cases). But even i have delt with a few sour grapes, and i found my prince charming and let me say that before i even met him i didn't like him, i felt that he was quite and he wasn't all that too friendly either, but it took me a long time to discover how genuine he really is, and now i can never see myself with anyone else. I think that some of us girls don't give the sweet guys a chance to get to know us and most times the sweet ones don't act as sweet as they are and it's the jerks that disguise themself's as sweet and mess up with our emotions and our instincts and leave us with a negative impact. So the advice i have to my Somali sistas is don't judge a book by it's cover, read all about it and do some compairing and trust me your results will surprise you. Expect the unexpected, and maintain your respect at all times, in order to receive it always. And please don't stoop to the same level as the shallow boys, swim deeper, don't treat love like a game but treat it like a part of reality. My best wishes to all my ladies and gentlemen, and to all the boys and girls who are still playing this game, get into the real world and get a tast of sweet reality.

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Anonymous

Tuesday, August 08, 2000 - 02:49 pm
that was great

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