Cracy_G | Unrecorded Date Dam, farting man! I feel for ya. 40 times a minute, holly GOD. Thats hurting. You need Help fast, and now. You know that is a terrible thing. I mean, that means no one could be around you. Especially when you get a wife. And sleep in the night, wont' she sufocate. Dam...bro...farting is horrible...not to mention the smell....ewww.... Here is my suggestion: Go to An Ass-Help-Specialist. They offer a glue that'll help you block the fart. you just push the glue up your ass, and it'll stick together. THe side effects are you can not take a shi*t. BEcause it's stuck together. The good news is you won't worry about farting agian..... kabish....kabish.. oh ya, the Doctors name is: Fake_Olics telephone: 1-800-I-NEED-ASS-GLUE-NOW Address: 1790 Fake St. In ass land... bye good luck |