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MALE JIGALO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (August 2000): MALE JIGALO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BIGALO

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PEOPLE AT LAST WE HAVE GIGALO IN THE HOUSE AIGHT!
I KNOW BOYS YOU CAN'T RESIST SO DAIL UP!

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Farty

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Male Scourt dammnn!
I'm actually member of the little people society and i desparetly need help. During the somali civil war I've been diagnosed by farting disorser. I can't be around any living things, even animals disturb me Unless it's rock or house hold applaincess.
The thing is once the farting start it ain't gonna stop and doesn't have limits.My theraphy recomented to stay at home where i can feel secure by not disturbing any living thing.
Normally it used to go 40 consecative times per minute.

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Cracy_G

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Dam, farting man!

I feel for ya. 40 times a minute, holly GOD. Thats hurting. You need Help fast, and now.
You know that is a terrible thing. I mean, that means no one could be around you. Especially when you get a wife. And sleep in the night, wont' she sufocate. Dam...bro...farting is horrible...not to mention the smell....ewww....

Here is my suggestion: Go to An Ass-Help-Specialist. They offer a glue that'll help you block the fart. you just push the glue up your ass, and it'll stick together. THe side effects are you can not take a shi*t. BEcause it's stuck together. The good news is you won't worry about farting agian.....

kabish....kabish..

oh ya, the Doctors name is: Fake_Olics
telephone: 1-800-I-NEED-ASS-GLUE-NOW
Address: 1790 Fake St.
In ass land...

bye
good luck

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