     ThugGirl | Unrecorded Date
A young man and his naive girlfriend were taking a leisurely stroll
through the countryside when they happened across a great bull shagging
the arse of this cow.
""What are they doing?"" asked the young woman. The man, not knowing what
to say replied, ""They're making pies, my dear.""
They carry on walking, the girl seeming satisfied with the answer. A few
miles further on they stumble across a great ram shagging a small sheep,
""And what are they doing"" asked the young woman again. To this the man
replied,
""They too are making pies."".
Again they carry on, and as they are walking the man spots a deserted
barn. All this walking had made him incredibly randy and turning to his
girlfriend he enquires as to whether she would like to make pies. ""Okay""
she replies, and they disappear into the barn where the man shags his
girlfriend for dear life. Having finished, they carry on walking back to
town, after a while the girl suddenly turns to the man and says, ""I
think the pies are done.""
The man is confused and enquires,
""Why is that, dear?""
""Because the gravy has just run down my leg."". |
